Little Ceasars Arena
Detroit, MI Our episode fades in on a shot of the ring, seemingly empty in a darkened, sold-out arena with a single spotlight shining down on the center. The audience is raucous and ready for the show to begin…
...but the reaction shifts to a deafening chorus of boos as General Manager, Brandon Macdonald steps out of the darkness and into the spotlight, sunglasses covering his face and a microphone gripped in his hand as he stands before the audience, silent as their reaction echoes through the Little Caesars Arena.
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Brandon Macdonald: Ladies and gentlem--
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Macdonald lowers the mic for a moment, taking a deep breath. He adjusts the sunglasses on his face with a single finger and looks back up, turning toward a different side of the audience.
Brandon Macdonald: Ladies and gentlemen, I stand bef--
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Stephy Auger: Oh come on!
Brandon shakes his head and lowers the mic again as chants of
“YOU SUCK!” echo throughout the arena. Brandon rubs his chin and stands in the spotlight for a few seconds, beginning to shake a bit… cheeks clearly growing red as the chants grow louder and louder, until finally, he brings the mic to his face, spitting as he screams into it.
Brandon Macdonald: Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you tonight a HUMBLED man! I wasn’t able to help push Team Vertigo to victory at All-Star Showdown three weeks ago. I feel like I let my team down. I risked everything by going to the top turnbuckle with Brian Stryker. I didn’t need to do it. I didn’t need to
show off to prove that I was better than him or any other member of Trashpoint but I couldn’t resist. And… and as a result, I got Superplexed from the top rope all the way out of the ring, down to the concrete, floor and…
Macdonald pauses, exhaling deeply as the recollection earns a roar from the audience.
“YOU DESERVE IT!”
“YOU DESERVE IT!”
“YOU DESERVE IT!”
Stephy Auger: I can’t believe this. I would expect this kind of stuff from Flint, not Detroit!
Kris Cruise: I wouldn’t say their opinion is unpopular…
Stephy Auger: You’re sadistic.
The Vertigo GM laughs bitterly under his breath, clenching a fist with his free hand, before continuing.
Brandon Macdonald: And even as I lied there, fading in and out of consciousness as a result of my selfishness and listened to Chandler Scott’s music playing over the speakers-- I still had pride in my Vertigo roster. I still do to this day. So right now, I want to take a moment and applaud the members of Vertigo for their performances at All-Star Showdown.
Although the crowd is hesitant to join in as the GM begins to applaud, the efforts of the Vertigo talent earns an applause-- before earning a standing ovation from those in attendance! The lights slowly come back on, revealing the live audience, most of which are on their feet to applaud the roster. We fade back to the ring where Macdonald nods, turning in a full circle to observe the crowd, before slowly turning toward the ramp.
Brandon Macdonald: But there are a couple of folks back there that I think earned a BIGGER thanks than some others. Some
good guys if you all know what I mean, ah?
Macdonald grins in spite of the inevitable boos.
Brandon Macdonald: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome th--
The Vertigo GM is interrupted by the opening bass of “Amazing” by Kanye West. The arena fills with boos as Ricky Valero emerges from the backstage area with that trademark smirk on his face. Decked out in a sleek navy blue suit with brown florsheim shoes, he’s flanked by the newest member of the Good Guys, Natalie McKinley. The duo stand at the beginning of the entranceway soaking in the moment before making their way toward the ring.
Kris Cruise: And here comes the man that led Team Vertigo to a sound defeat three weeks ago at FGA’s annual All-Star Showdown.
Stephy Auger: What?! Is that how we’re introducing the man that selflessly put his body on the line for the good of Vertigo? For the good of you and me?!
Macdonald looks a bit taken aback at being cut off, but smiles brightly as Ricky and Natalie approach ringside. Ricky and Natalie stop short of the ring and stare up at the Vertigo GM. While Natalie looks like she always does--ready to murder someone on sight--the look in Ricky’s eyes is
different.
Kris Cruise: Natalie McKinley is back in FGA, this time apparently as the hired muscle of Evan Envi, who… apparently isn’t with them?
Stephy Auger: TOO SOON, CRUISE! The Chief just passed mere days ago! He was brutally assaulted by that maniac Michael Norcia in God-knows-where. Lower your voice before Ricky hears you. He’s been beside himself all evening!
Kris Cruise: Evan Envi isn’t dea--
Stephy Auger: KRIS, I SWEAR TO GOD.
Natalie stands opposite Macdonald while Ricky declines his offer to share his microphone and instead retrieves one of his own from a FGA crew member. The self-proclaimed “Franchise” circles the ring, soaking in the jeers from this capacity crowd in Denver before joining Natalie at her side and locking eyes with Macdonald.
“YOU TAPPED OUT!”
“YOU TAPPED OUT!”
“YOU TAPPED OUT!”
Ricky bites his tongue and shrugs off the audience’s gleeful chants in his direction. He can’t help but chuckle to himself and just shake his head.
Ricky Valero: At All-Star Showdown, I gave it everything I had. I fought and I fought and I fought...and it just wasn’t enough.
Signal a big pop and some more chants Ricky chooses not to acknowledge.
Ricky Valero: I truly believed in our team. Did I know it’d all have to come down to me? Of course. But on paper, I had no doubt we were the better assembled group and that we could stand toe to toe with Flashpoint’s team, and we could win. Unfortunately, things didn’t exactly go as planned.
Brandon Macdonald: No, they did not, but you did a--
Ricky Valero: I know I did a damn good job!
Ricky’s interjection surprises the Vertigo GM once again.
Ricky Valero: I was phenomenal out there. I put my heart on the line for Vertigo and was the
only one on our team who actually took that match seriously. Marlon, Molly, Kol,
you...I had your backs. I went to war for all of you. And how did you all repay me?
On cue, the ending to the Team Vertigo vs. Team Flashpoint match fades in on the big screen at the top of the entranceway…
We cut back to Ricky in the ring. He’s unamused as the chants start again.
“YOU TAPPED OUT!”
“YOU TAPPED OUT!”
“YOU TAPPED OUT!”
Ricky Valero: YOU DAMN RIGHT I TAPPED OUT!
He stares daggers into the crowd who are suddenly silent.
Ricky Valero: After carrying that goddamn team on my back for 24 minutes, there was only so much I could take before it came down to making the best decision for the long-term well being of my career. I fought it for as long as I could, but when I realized nobody had my back like I did theirs in that match, I had to weigh the risks and decide whether or not serious injury was worth it for people like Marlon Cure, people like Molly Reid, people like Kol, people like…
He pauses for a moment when his eyes return to Macdonald standing in front of him with a stupid grin on his face.
Brandon Macdonald: Ricky, I--
Ricky Valero: Am I happy I tapped out to Chandler Scott? If you idiots know anything about me, you know that was the last thing I ever wanted to do. But I’m proud of my performance at All-Star Showdown. I’m proud of the way I fought. I’m proud of my leadership, my heart, and my determination to win despite being surrounded by a collection malcontents who were only in it for themselves.
He scoffs.
Ricky Valero: Where were they when I needed them? Where were they when Vertigo’s reputation was on the line? Brandon, I know you said you knew this before, but I need you to understand it now: Nobody loves this show as much as the Good Guys do. Despite everything everyone thinks of us, we were shining stars at All-Star Showdown. We have put this show on our backs over and over and over and over again, and that’s why, despite everything that went down at All-Star Showdown, I still believe Vertigo is the A-Show in FGA. I’m sorry we couldn’t get the win versus Team Flashpoint, but I refuse to bear responsibility for the brunt of our failure. I was a goddamn warrior out there!
Suddenly, his eyes drop to the canvas and his head hangs low. Natalie places her hand on his back.
Ricky Valero: And as if things haven’t been bad enough, we lost a beloved Good Guy last week and not a single one of you jerks have shared sort of sympathy or compassion for his passing on social media!
The fans cheer Evan Envi’s slaughter at the inaugural Pro Wrestling RAIDEN show at the hands of Michael Norcia. Ricky rages out, throwing an arm through the air and demanding they stop celebrating his best friend’s departure from the world. Natalie joins him in on the anger while Macdonald hangs his head in sorrow.
Ricky Valero: Don’t cheer, you evil bastards! Evan Envi is dead, have you no souls?! Think of the example you’re setting for your children. Don’t you people care that MY best friend, the greatest, most UNDISPUTED FGA World Champion in the history of ever is gone??!
But the cheers just get louder.
Ricky Valero: You should all be ashamed of yourselves. I hate every single one of your stupid faces. You have no idea what you’ve lost, what we have all lost!
Ricky pulls the microphone away from his lips and looks out upon the crowd with disgust and sadness.
Brandon Macdonald: Ricky, please…
Feeling like Ricky is finally ready to let him speak, Macdonald cuts in and places his hand on the Good Guy’s shoulder. The look he gets from Ricky in response is not the one he expected, however. Brandon slowly removes his hand from Ricky’s arm as Natalie McKinley narrows her eyes at the General Manager. He raises a finger and smiles.
Brandon Macdonald: I’ve got good news for this somber occasion. This one’s gonna peak both your interests. You ready?
Ricky and Natalie look on expectantly before Macdonald chuckles to himself a bit.
Brandon Macdonald: I have decided that the martyr of Team Vertigo, Ricky Valero, would be the perfect Grappler to follow the performance Fujiko Mine and Tyler Storm put on at All-Star Showdown. Ricky Valero, YOUUU are the new number one contender to the FGA Pride Championship!
Boos resonate throughout the arena, but the announcement brings an honest smile to Ricky’s face. Natalie is applauding behind him.
Ricky Valero: This is why I signed on here to Vertigo. I knew that, unlike over on Flashpoint, hard work would be rewarded. And I’ve busted my ass week in and week out, so thank you Brandon, for the opportunity to compete on this show and the opportunity to contend for the FGA Pride Championship!
The boos continue to rain down hard, but that doesn’t keep Ricky from running his mouth some more.
Ricky Valero: Bask in it, Detroit. Because whether it’s Seth Iser or that glorified Instagram model Fujiko Mine, you’re looking at the FUTURE Pride Champion and there ain’t a damn thing any of you ingrates can do about it! I’ve been waiting my turn, I’ve been biding my time...and there is not a chance in hell that I am going to let this opportunity slip away. Iser, Fujiko, enjoy your time in this ring tonight. Take it all in. Savor the spotlight. Seth, you can send some more hatemail to Owen. Fujiko, order yourself a cheeseburger and share some more smut on Twitter. Because when this night is over, the countdown is on, the clock is ticking, and before you know it…
Valero looks into the hard camera.
Ricky Valero: ...it’s game time and I’m dropping you flat on your skull. For three years, the Pride Championship has been dying to be relevant again and I am just the man to bring that beautiful piece of leather and gold back to prominence!
Macdonald opens his mouth to say something, but Natalie pulls his arm toward her, using the microphone in his hand to be heard.
Natalie McKinley: And I think I know someone that would love to come out here and celebrate the occasion with us.
Stephy Auger: Who… WHO?!
Kris Cruise: Hm.
A sly grin creeps across Ricky’s face as he steps into the center of the ring and turns his back to Macdonald.
Ricky Valero: You can knock us down a thousand times, but the Good Guys always win!
Heads turn toward the entranceway as Drake’s “Lord Knows” Instrumental begins to play over the PA system. Though many rise to their feet in anticipation at the unknown music, some have already begun filling the arena with their decided reactions.
Stephy Auger: Cruise! Could it be?!
Smoke billows at the top of the stage while white lights from beneath the Tron flicker a bit, giving the entrance a dramatic visual… before finally, the figure of Evan Envi emerges from the smoke, covered from head-to-toe in a black cloak. The Chief stands in front of the smoke, looking over the masses-- many of which have risen to their feet to boo him.
Stephy Auger: Back from the dead! It’s a miracle!
Envi reaches up to the hood of the cloak and pushes it back, revealing a trademark smirk… and fancy new blonde hair, drawing a chorus of negativity from the crowd.
Stephy Auger: HE LOOKS BETTER THAN EVER!
The Chief allows the Cloak to fall all the way to the floor, revealing a pair of dark slacks and a black button-up, brought together by the FGA World Championship strapped around his waist. Envi winks as he marches down the ramp, pausing about halfway up the steel steps to blow a kiss toward a portion of the audience that heckles him the loudest-- complete with
“WE WANT PAGE!” chants that Envi quickly waves off with an eyeroll. The music fades as Envi steps into the ring, embracing Ricky Valero and a stonefaced Nat McKinley in a group hug.
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Brandon Macdonald: Our Chief! And as far as I’m concerned, still our UNDISPUTED Champion! I was just about to tell--
Envi turns from the Good Guys to reach back and swiftly accept the microphone from Macdonald’s hand.
Evan Envi: Thanks, man.
Though there is an instigatory
“OOOOH…” on behalf of the crowd, Envi shrugs them off and pats the face of the FGA World Championship.
Evan Envi: Kids. Kids, listen.
The champion waits calmly as the boos continue. The camera pans around to the audience, showing the various thumbs-down and rude gestures on display toward the quartet in the ring. Envi takes a deep breath and looks at Valero, who shakes his head in disapproval. Envi rubs at his eyes for a moment with his thumb and index finger before continuing.
Evan Envi: I don’t expect any of you to understand. But it has been a long…
long three weeks for the Good Guys. We don’t want any trouble. Emotions are a little high, but this is a special occasion. This is a celebration, you guys. I mean-- despite everything that the world has thrown at us, we stand here before you today stronger than ever before, not only as Vertigo Grapplers, but as Good Guys. As the Good Guys of Wrestling. Listen--
Envi speaks louder as the crowd’s booing seems to intensify.
Evan Envi: Listen, like, don’t you guys get TIRED of trying to tear us down? I mean, first you wanna take the word “Undisputed” out of my name. Wow. Then you wanna discredit everything Ricky Valero did as a fearless,
flawless leader at All-Star Showdown. WOW. And then after a part of me died at the hands of Michael Norcia eight nights ago-- in a match I wasn’t properly prepared for because there’s no WAY the state of California should have ever sanctioned it--
Envi pauses, rolling his eyes as the audience roars at the recollection.
Ricky Valero: For the love of God people, please! It’s like you don’t even recognize a miracle when you see one! Look at him, dammit! After everything FGA and Hadley Herrera and Michael Norcia and
you people have tried to do to him, he is standing here stronger than ever, more manly than
ever! An ordinary man would be at his own funeral right now! But look at him!
Evan Envi: Look at
us!
Envi and Ricky grin, each throwing an arm around Natalie McKinley as they cheese for the hard camera, while Macdonald casually positions himself in the frame next to Envi, earning a side eye from McKinley.
Stephy Auger: Look at them, Cruise!
Kris Cruise: Oh, I’m looking…
Evan Envi: Aheehehem! So I guess now would be the time to discuss—
“Murdered Out” by Kim Gordon plays and the crowd begins to cheer, though Envi completely freezes, mouth still open. Out comes Jimmy Page, shirtless in nothing but jeans, a pair of shoes, a microphone, and...a chair in his hand. Page paces back and forth on the stage as he taps the mic against the side of his head. The music dies down and the crowd continues to cheer.
Kris Cruise: Well look who’s here!
Stephy Auger: Oh my God what is that lunatic doing here?!
Kris Cruise: Oh you know, he wants to help celebrate Evan Envi’s title defense!
Stephy Auger: Then send him flowers or whatever urbanites like him send to upstanding people of society like Evan!
Page is dragging the chair lazily behind himself as he walks to the ring. The mic is raised to his lips as begins to make a statement.
Jimmy Page: I can’t take it. No matter how hard I try and fight my urges, no matter how hard I try to change, there’s always something pushing me. There’s something always eating at the back of my head. It wants to be let out, and I do the best I can to keep it locked away. But something just--
Page pauses, looking down at the ground, he begins to pace back and forth slowly as his eyes wander back up the four people in the ring. Envi, eyes wide, paces quickly inside the ring, face growing flushed.
Jimmy Page: I feel like if I don’t do something this is gonna keep going. We’re gonna keep getting more pests coming to Vertigo...and it’s all your fault Macdonald!
Page’s eyes widen a bit in anger as the vitriol in his voice can be heard through the mic. He points the chair in GM Macdonald’s direction in an accusing motion. Macdonald looks a bit annoyed and shakes his head, mouthing something to Page. Though his mic has been taken, Macdonald tries to get a word in by shouting.
Brandon Macdonald: Listen to—!
Jimmy Page: No, no, no you listen to ME!! If you had about as much of a backbone as you pretend to have these three idiots in that ring wouldn’t have bled Vertigo DRY!!! We lost!!! You embarrassed us and at the end of it all--AT THE END OF IT ALL--you have the audacity to stand in that ring with those parasites!!! You’ve used your power for nothing more but to play your little nepotistic games!!! So if you wanna stand in that ring be my guest, but I’m moooore than willing to give you what I got for these three LEECHES!!!!
The fans cheer as Page looks at Macdonald who doesn’t seem to amused at Page’s threats.
Jimmy Page: But believe me, oh God believe me, what I’m going to do to the lot of you is just breaking the seal. Because a chair isn’t going to do anything enough. I want you all to squirm, I want you all to repent, I want you all to feel every inch of remorse and regret you feel; Because this isn’t gonna stop. I’m going to beat the ever...loving...sh*t out you all…
Page tilts his head slightly to the left when he says this. Envi takes a step back, a concerned look on his face.
Jimmy Page: I told you at All-Star Showdown, if there is no such thing as GOD...I’M DAMN WELL GONNA BECOME YOURS!!! EVERY WAKING MOMENT YOU HAVE WILL BE NOTHING SHORT OF A PLAGUE!!!! I WILL SWARM UPON YOU AND MAKE YOUR LIFE A HELL!!! AND GUESS WHAT ENVI: YOU CAN’T CRAWL OUT MY HELL!!!! I’m--I’m so sick of this sh--
Page flings the microphone down and slides into the ring with the chair in hand, the fans are at a fever pitch!!
Kris Cruise: I guess talk time is over!!!
Stephy Auger: Oh no, Evan get away!
But before Page can stand up, Envi, Valero, and McKinley rush over to attack! The crowd rains down boos as the group swarm on Page to keep him down. Macdonald is in the ring and barking insults at Page. Page however fights to his feet and the crowd loudly cheers. He throws an elbow into the side of Valero’s head then fights Natalie and Envi off. He dips down and then grabs the chair! He swings the chair full force at Envi’s head who ducks down and slides out of the ring.
Stephy Auger: PAGE, YOU MANIAC!
Kris Cruise: He almost cracked the champ’s skull!
McKinley and Valero follow behind the World Champion. Macdonald is in the ring and looks at Page wide eyed. Page rushes Macdonald who gets out of harm’s way and drops down to roll out of the ring. He goes to meet the group up the ramp who look on, Valero audibly swearing at Page. “Murdered Out” by Kim Gordon plays as Jimmy Page stands in the ring circling it with his chair in hand. The look in his eyes is erratic as his temper doesn’t seem to be simmering down.
Stephy Auger: Jimmy Page once again ruins a night of celebration, who the heck does he think he is?!
Kris Cruise: I well I know one thing he is, PISSED! Macdonald and The Good Guys have screwed him over and Page is going to collect on their debt!
The scene fades with Page leaning against the ropes watching The Good Guys leave the stage.
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