Vertigo (08.04.18)
Aug 24, 2018 6:36:25 GMT -5
Post by FGA Office on Aug 24, 2018 6:36:25 GMT -5
The opening guitar riff of “Man in the Box” by Alice in Chains starts over the sound system and a roar of approval reverberates through the FGA crowd in attendance. From behind the back curtain, Malcolm Drake emerges wearing a black leather jacket, old “The Murder” T-shirt, tattered jeans and black combat boots. He’s also sporting a nasty, purplish bruise that encircles his neck; a relic from the violent Dog Collar Match at Glory Road.
Despite the gnarly-looking injury, Drake cracks a trademark smirk as he saunters toward the ring, the crowd serenading him with the chorus of his entrance music. Rolling under the bottom rope, Drake takes a moment to play to the crowd, leaning over the top ropes, before calling for a microphone.
He is handed one, and Drake begins to pace slowly back and forth in the ring as the crowd’s din settles into a low murmur. Presently, he raises the microphone to his lips.
Malcolm Drake: They say…
Drake begins, his words lithe and airy.
Malcolm Drake: ...that you can define ‘insanity’ as doing the same thing over and over AND OVER… again, but expecting a different result. Hmmm. At Glory Road, I did EXACTLY what I said I was going to do… I brought Chris Bond down to my level. I BROKE Chris Bond. Hehehe… and I took the last vestiges of his sanity.
There is a mix of applause and confusion in the crowd’s reaction, as Drake seems to be gloating about the no-contest finish to the Dog Collar Match.
Malcolm Drake: You see for the past few months Chris Bond has been doing everything in his power to BREAK me. He whined, he screamed, he cajoled. He threw a little tantrum here, he got his wife involved there. He kissed the ass of everyone in a suit he could get his lips on to finally get a chance… at a match… with me…
Malcolm Drake: And with each FAILURE, each desperate, sad attempt… I upped the ante. I called Chris Bond’s bluffs. I stuck the knife into his heart and twisssssssted over and over… and over again. I watched this sorry, pathetic excuse for a man break and bloody his fists hitting a brick wall, thinking that if he just TRIED hard enough he could break it… that he could break ME!.
The carefree smirk on Drake’s face has turned to a scowl; his bedraggled locks intermingling with his unkempt beard, covering most of his face.
Malcolm Drake: You can’t break the unbreakable, you can’t stop the unstoppable, you can’t F*CK WITH the UN.F*CK.WITH.ABLE. But I… hehe… I could break you, Bondo. I could break you and that’s EXACTLY what I did. See, you NEEDED to beat me at Glory Road. You very existence depended on it; you wrapped yourself in the definition that you would be the man to beat Malcolm Drake into submission.
Malcolm Drake: You. FAILED. You failed, because you - Chris Bond - are a FAILURE.
Malcolm Drake: THAT is your definition. THAT is who you are, and THAT is who you’ve always been and always will be. And there’s not a f*cking thing you can do about it, because you can’t beat me.
The crowd gives a tepid response; they rooted for Drake to defeat Bond, but as his tirade becomes more unhinged they seem to start to shy away.
Malcolm Drake: See, I… I never NEEDED to beat you. How many times do I have to say it? This isn’t about getting to add a little number into a little column and mark wins and losses in a meaningless book. This has been about Chris Bond trying to destroy Malcolm Drake, and Malcolm Drake trying to break Chris Bond.
The little smirk returns to Drake’s lips.
Malcolm Drake: As far as I see it, I WON. And mine is the only perspective that matters, because MINE is the only true perspective, and MINE are the only eyes that see clearly.
A smattering of boos begin to mix into the pauses in Drake’s tirade.
Malcolm Drake: I said by the end of this that when Chris Bond looked at his reflection, he’d be staring back at what he hated most… at me. But now… hehe… now I don’t think so. I think that Chris Bond is BENEATH me. And Chris Bond will go to his grave knowing that he could never beat Malcolm. F*cking. Drake.
Malcolm Drake: Memento mori.
Drake casually flips the microphone in the air, producing a dull thud as it strikes the canvas. There is a low murmur bordering on a stunned silence that washes over the crowd as they try to piece together what the Head Crow has laid before them.
Despite the gnarly-looking injury, Drake cracks a trademark smirk as he saunters toward the ring, the crowd serenading him with the chorus of his entrance music. Rolling under the bottom rope, Drake takes a moment to play to the crowd, leaning over the top ropes, before calling for a microphone.
He is handed one, and Drake begins to pace slowly back and forth in the ring as the crowd’s din settles into a low murmur. Presently, he raises the microphone to his lips.
Malcolm Drake: They say…
Drake begins, his words lithe and airy.
Malcolm Drake: ...that you can define ‘insanity’ as doing the same thing over and over AND OVER… again, but expecting a different result. Hmmm. At Glory Road, I did EXACTLY what I said I was going to do… I brought Chris Bond down to my level. I BROKE Chris Bond. Hehehe… and I took the last vestiges of his sanity.
There is a mix of applause and confusion in the crowd’s reaction, as Drake seems to be gloating about the no-contest finish to the Dog Collar Match.
Malcolm Drake: You see for the past few months Chris Bond has been doing everything in his power to BREAK me. He whined, he screamed, he cajoled. He threw a little tantrum here, he got his wife involved there. He kissed the ass of everyone in a suit he could get his lips on to finally get a chance… at a match… with me…
Malcolm Drake: And with each FAILURE, each desperate, sad attempt… I upped the ante. I called Chris Bond’s bluffs. I stuck the knife into his heart and twisssssssted over and over… and over again. I watched this sorry, pathetic excuse for a man break and bloody his fists hitting a brick wall, thinking that if he just TRIED hard enough he could break it… that he could break ME!.
The carefree smirk on Drake’s face has turned to a scowl; his bedraggled locks intermingling with his unkempt beard, covering most of his face.
Malcolm Drake: You can’t break the unbreakable, you can’t stop the unstoppable, you can’t F*CK WITH the UN.F*CK.WITH.ABLE. But I… hehe… I could break you, Bondo. I could break you and that’s EXACTLY what I did. See, you NEEDED to beat me at Glory Road. You very existence depended on it; you wrapped yourself in the definition that you would be the man to beat Malcolm Drake into submission.
Malcolm Drake: You. FAILED. You failed, because you - Chris Bond - are a FAILURE.
Malcolm Drake: THAT is your definition. THAT is who you are, and THAT is who you’ve always been and always will be. And there’s not a f*cking thing you can do about it, because you can’t beat me.
The crowd gives a tepid response; they rooted for Drake to defeat Bond, but as his tirade becomes more unhinged they seem to start to shy away.
Malcolm Drake: See, I… I never NEEDED to beat you. How many times do I have to say it? This isn’t about getting to add a little number into a little column and mark wins and losses in a meaningless book. This has been about Chris Bond trying to destroy Malcolm Drake, and Malcolm Drake trying to break Chris Bond.
The little smirk returns to Drake’s lips.
Malcolm Drake: As far as I see it, I WON. And mine is the only perspective that matters, because MINE is the only true perspective, and MINE are the only eyes that see clearly.
A smattering of boos begin to mix into the pauses in Drake’s tirade.
Malcolm Drake: I said by the end of this that when Chris Bond looked at his reflection, he’d be staring back at what he hated most… at me. But now… hehe… now I don’t think so. I think that Chris Bond is BENEATH me. And Chris Bond will go to his grave knowing that he could never beat Malcolm. F*cking. Drake.
Malcolm Drake: Memento mori.
Drake casually flips the microphone in the air, producing a dull thud as it strikes the canvas. There is a low murmur bordering on a stunned silence that washes over the crowd as they try to piece together what the Head Crow has laid before them.
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