Sex Sells vs. The Black Hand
The heavy intro to "I.M.Sin" by Five Finger Death Punch begins to roar over the arena's PA system as the lights dim. Smoke begins to fill the stages as a bright light shines from the entrance way outward. Tommy Knox slowly walks out from the back with his arms out to his side. Following behind, Chris Madison walks out with both of his fist clenched and held out in front of him. At first the two appear as only silhouettes with the bright beam of light behind them. The two stop in the center of the ramp and look over the arena as the music continues to play.
Cruz: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 455 pounds! They are the team of Chris “Mayhem” Madison and “The American Highlife” Tommy Knox… THE BLACK HAND!
The two then look at each other and nod before stepping forward and marching down to the ring with cockiness, avoiding the outstretched hands of the fans at all cost. As they approach the ring, Madison walks to the steps and ascends. He opens his fists and slaps himself with both hands before entering the ring under the top rope. Knox rolls under the bottom rope and quickly pops up to his feet. The two then walk to opposite corners and climb up. They look over the crowd and raise their arms in the air before hopping down and walking to their corner as the music slowly begins to fade.
Clement: The Black Hand have called their shot. Chris Madison and Tommy Knox have let it be known that they are going after the FGA World Tag Team Championship.
Grayson: These two are dead set on tag team gold. I would surely hate to be a team that’s standing in their way. Individually, Knox and Madison are two of the most talented guys around. Collectively, they are a human wrecking machine.
“Let’s Go” by Calvin Harris & Ne-Yo begins to blast throughout the arena, as the duo of Sex Sells make their way from behind the curtain. They stop atop the ramp, and strike a pose; Cordy dropping to a knee, and Cindy standing behind her, both with their arms outstretched, giving the fans the perfect photo op. After a few seconds, Cordy pushes back up to her feet, and the two energetically make their way down the ramp, dancing to the music and livening up the crowd, slapping hands along the way as they move towards the ring.
Cruz: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 273 pounds! They are the team of Cyncity and Cordy Stevenson… SEX SELLS!
Cordy stops and gives her hat away to a fan before they finally hop onto the apron, and climb teasingly slow through the ropes much to the delight of the crowd. They then make their way to opposite turnbuckles and climb up raising their hands into the air before hopping down and making their way to their corner.
Clement: Here are Sex Sells. People are calling their match against the #Sparklebuddies a Tag Team Classic. They may not have won the Dynamic Duos Tag Team Tournament. But they are still one of the best teams around. Cordy and Cindy may be focusing on winning the Frontier Lions Cup. But don’t think that these two ladies won’t jump right back into the tag team scene when the opportunity presents itself.
Grayson: That’s all well and good. But The Black Hand is here to establish themselves as the premier team in FGA. They have no qualms about making an example out of Sex Sells.
The bell sounds as Madison and Cordy start things off. The two grapplers inch towards each other before locking up. Madison quickly gains the advantage with a side headlock. But Cordy is able to slip out and reverse into a hammerlock. After shifting around, Madison leans forward and reverses into a hammerlock of his own. Cordy then reaches back, grabs Madison and brings him down with a jumping snapmare to cheers from the crowd. She then runs into the ropes as Madison gets back up to his feet. When Cordy comes back, Madison knocks her down with a standing shoulder block to boos from the crowd. He then runs into the ropes as Cordy turns over onto her back. When Madison comes back, he skips over Cordy and heads into the ropes. Cordy then pushes herself back up to her feet. When Madison comes back, Cordy knocks him down with a dropkick to cheers from the crowd. She makes the cover.
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Madison kicks out.
Cordy picks up Madison, moves him into the corner and unleashes a series of knife-edge chops to cheers from the crowd. She then takes Madison and goes for an irish whip. But Madison reverses, sending Cordy into the opposite corner. Madison then runs across the ring. But he runs into an elbow to the face to cheers from the crowd. As Madison stumbles back, Cordy runs out of the corner and takes him down with a headscissors to cheers from the crowd. Madison gets back up, but Cordy throws him down with an arm drag to cheers from the crowd. Madison gets back up, but Cordy takes him down with a drop toe hold. She quickly hops across Madison’s back and applies a grounded side headlock. The ref asks Madison if he wants to give up. But Madison refuses to quit. After battling his way back up to his feet, Madison moves Cordy into the Black Hand’s corner. While trapping Cordy in the corner, Madison quickly tags in Tommy Knox to boos from the crowd.
As soon as Knox gets in, Cordy is able to break free and get out of the corner.
Clement: Cordy wisely breaking away there before Tommy Knox could get at her. Cordy was able to get the better of Chris Madison during that previous exchange. let’s see how she fairs against the American Highlife…
Cordy heads over and tags in Cyncity to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: Or not...
After Cyncity gets in, her and Knox circle the ring before locking up. Cyncity gains the advantage with a side headlock. But Knox quickly shoves her off of him and into the ropes. When Cyncity comes back, Knox throws out a clothesline. But Cyncity ducks and runs into the ropes. When she comes back, she knocks Knox down with a crossbody to cheers from the crowd.
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Knox kicks out.
Cyncity picks up Knox and goes for an irish whip. But Knox reverses, sending Cyncity into the ropes. When Cyncity comes back, she slides through Knox’s legs. When Knox turns around, Cyncity gets up and throws out a kick. Knox catches her foot and then spins her around. When Cyncity comes back, Knox throws her down with a side headlock takeover. Cyncity quickly reverses into a leg scissors headlock. But Knox is able to escape with a kip up. As Cyncity scrambles back to her feet, Knox places her in a side headlock. But Cyncity shoves Knox off of her and into the ropes. When Knox comes back, Cyncity leap frogs over him. Knox then continues to run into the ropes. When he comes back, Cyncity knocks him down with a running front dropkick to cheers from the crowd. She makes the cover.
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Knox kicks out.
Clement: Another near fall for Sex Sells. It’s still early, but these ladies have gotten the better of The Black Hand thus far.
Grayson: It’s just like you said. “it’s still early.”
Cyncity picks up Knox and connects with a standing dropkick, sending him stumbling into the corner. While Knox is dazed, Cyncity heads into the corner, climbs up onto the middle ropes and punches him while the crowd counts along…
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SI--
Knox grabs Cyncity, runs across the ring and rams her back-first into the opposite corner. The crowd boos as Knox unleashes a series of shoulder thrusts to the midsection. He then brings Cyncity from out of the corner and whips her into the ropes. When Cyncity comes back, Knox scoops her up and delivers a spinning backbreaker to boos from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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Cyncity gets her shoulder up.
Knox picks up Cyncity, throws her down with a scoop slam and then tags Madison back in.
Madison gets in, picks up Cyncity, places her in a Muay Thai Clinch and delivers a series of alternating knee strikes to the head. While Cyncity is dazed, Madison follows up with a wrist clutch exploder suplex to boos from the crowd. He turns over and makes the cover.
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Cyncity gets her shoulder up.
Clement: Madison practically dumped her right on her head. But Cyncity still had the wherewithal to get her shoulder up.
Madison picks up Cyncity and whips her into the ropes. When Cyncity comes back, Madison throws her down with an overhead belly to belly suplex to boos from the crowd. He crawls over and makes the cover.
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Cyncity gets her shoulder up.
Madison picks up Cyncity and whips her into the Black Hand’s corner. While Knox holds her arms back, Madison runs into the corner and connects with a clothesline to boos from the crowd. He then tags in Knox. When Knox gets in, The Black Hand take Cyncity and whip her into the ropes. When Cyncity comes back, The Black Hand deliver a double flapjack to boos from the crowd. Knox turns her over and makes the cover as Madison heads out to the apron.
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Cordy breaks up the pin with a stomp to the back.
Clement: The Black Hand desperately want to be the next FGA World Tag Team Champions. And even though Cordy and Cyncity are in the Frontier Lions Cup, you know that loss in the Dynamic Duos still eats at them. You just know that those two would love to go all the way and claim another set of Tag Team Titles.
Knox picks up Cyncity and delivers a snap suplex. He turns over and makes the cover.
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Cyncity gets her shoulder up.
Knox picks up Cyncity, grabs her from the side and delivers a russian leg sweep. He rolls over and makes the cover.
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Cyncity gets her shoulder up.
Clement: The Black Hand’s really starting to work over Cyncity now.
Grayson: Yep. Move after move causes Cyncity to land hard on her back. She won’t be able to do any of that high flying if her back is hurt.
Knox picks her up and whips her into the ropes. When Cycnity comes back, Knox goes for a clothesline. But Cyndity ducks and runs into the ropes. When Cyncity comes back, Knox goes for a back elbow to the face. But again, Cyncity ducks and runs into the ropes. When Cycnity comes back, Knox lifts her up and holds her over his head. The crowd boos as Knox continues to hold her up high. He then throws her down with a military press slam to boos from the crowd. While Cyncity is down, Knox steps through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckles.
Clement: What’s Knox doing?
Grayson: He’s not climbing the ropes to change the lightbulbs, I can tell you that much….
Once he reaches the top, Knox leaps off and goes for a guillotine leg drop. But Cyncity rolls out of the way, causing Knox to crash onto the canvas to cheers from the crowd. As Knox holds his thigh in pain, Cyncity rolls over and begins to crawl her way over towards her corner.
Clement: Knox tried to end it right there. But Cyncity was able to move out of the way.
Grayson: Who is going to tag out first?
As Knox slowly turns over, Cyncity continues to crawl her way over towards her corner. Once Knox is finally back on all fours, he goes over to grab Cyncity by the ankle. But Cyncity dives over towards her corner and tags Cordy back in to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: here comes Saint Sexy!
Cordy springboards onto the top turnbuckle, leaps off and knocks down an oncoming Knox with a missile dropkick to cheers from the crowd. After Knox and Cordy get back up, she delivers a series of knife-edge chops; each chop knocks Knox back. She then runs towards the ropes and connects with a handspring enzuigiri to cheers from the crowd. She makes the cover.
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Knox kicks out.
Cordy picks up Knox, grabs him from the side and delivers a russian leg sweep to cheers from the crowd. After rolling back up to her feet, Cordy runs into the ropes. But Madison nails her with a knee to the back to boos from the crowd. But the boos turn to cheers as Cordy turns and nails him with a dropkick, knocking him off the apron and to the floor. Cordy then bounces back into the ropes and connects with a rolling senton splash, followed by a standing moonsault knee drop to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: What a series of moves by Cordy! This may just put Knox away...
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Madison drags Cordy off of Knox to boos from the crowd.
Madison takes Cordy and goes for an irish whip. But Cordy reverses, sending Madison into the corner. She then goes for a handspring back elbow. But Madison catches her in mid air.
Clement: Uh oh...
While holding Cordy in the air by her waist, Madison walks out of the corner as Knox runs into the ropes. When he comes back, The Black Hand delivers a clothesline/German Suplex combo to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: Did you just see that? That’s it! This one’s over!
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Cyncity dives over and breaks up the pin.
Cyncity picks up Knox and whips him into the ropes. But instead of bouncing back, Knox hooks his arms around the ropes. So Cyncity runs over to attack. But Knox ducks and dumps Cyncity over the top rope with a back body drop…
… but Cyncity lands on her feet. Tommy turns around and sees this. So he heads over to the ropes to attack. But Cyncity leaps up onto the apron, connects with a shoulder thrust through the ropes and follows up with a slingshot DDT to cheers from the crowd. Cyncity gets up, hoists herself up onto the middle ropes and waves Knox up.
Clement: You know what’s coming next!?
As Knox slowly gets up to his feet, the crowd cheers, sensing that a Blockbuster is coming next. But before Cyncity can flip off the ropes, Madison runs across the apron and delivers a hard shove, sending Cyncity tumbling over the top rope, bouncing off the apron and falling to the floor.
Clement: Did you just hear that thud? She could be hurt!
Grayson: Could be!? I’m surprised she’s not broken in half!
Back in the ring, Knox goes to pick up Cordy, but Cordy shoves him away before nailing him with a series of soccer kicks to the leg. After a forearm strike, Cordy runs into the ropes. When she comes back, she hops onto Knoxs shoulders and goes for a hurricanrana. But Knox blocks the move. As he pulls Cordy back up onto his shoulders, Madison gets in the ring, runs over and helps Knox deliver a powerbomb, lungblower combo to boos from the crowd.
Clement: My God, what a move by The Black Hand!
Grayson: NOW it’s over, Kev!
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Cordy gets her shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: WHAT!? HOW!?
Clement: Cordy got her shoulder up! She’s not done yet!
Knox heads over and tags Madison back in. Madison gets in, runs over and puts the boots to Cordy. He then picks her up, runs into the corner and slams her head into the top turnbuckle. After turning Cordy around, Madison climbs up onto the middle ropes and lunges down, nailing Cordy with a 12-to-6 elbow. He then nails her with another 12-to-6 elbow… and another… and another… and another. Madison goes for another elbow, but Cordy moves out of the way, grabs Madison by the leg and yanks him off the ropes. Madison slips, falls and hits his head on the top turnbuckle to cheers from the crowd. As Madison stumbles back, Cordy runs over towards the ropes and goes for the Beautiful Nightmare. But Madison catches her foot in mid air and counters with an ankle lock to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: Oh yeah!
Clement: Ankle lock! Madison’s got the ankle lock applied!
Cordy can be seen screaming in pain as Madison cranks away on the ankle. The ref asks Cordy if she wants to give up. But she frantically shakes her head no. After pushing herself up using her arms, she rolls forward. But the counter fails as Madison keeps hold of the ankle, stands right back up and cranks away to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: Nice try, Cordy!
Knox can be heard yelling at Cordy to tap out as Madison continues to try and snap her ankle. The ref asks Cordy if she wants to give up. But again, Cordy refuses to quit. She rolls forward and this time, the counter succeeds as Madison stumbles face-first into the top turnbuckle. As Madison turns around, he turns right into a spinning heel kick from Cordy to cheers from the crowd. After Madison slumps down in the corner, Cordy gets up and stumbles towards the center of the ring. After regaining her balance, Cordy turns, runs back into the corner and connects with a slingshot corner dropkick to cheers from the crowd. She then drags Madison from out of the corner and makes the cover.
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Knox drags Cordy off of Madison, picks her up and tosses her through the ropes and to the floor.
Clement: Oh come on!
Grayson: “Oh come on” what? As if she had the match won...
As Cordy gets up on the outside, Knox heads into the corner and climbs the turnbuckles. Once Cordy turns around, Knox leaps off the top and takes her down with a flying cross body to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Knox wipes out Cordy with a huge crossbody off the top!
Grayson: Sex Sells is done after that one, Kev!
Knox picks up Cordy and rolls her back into the ring. Madison then crawls across the ring, drags Cordy away from the ropes and makes the cover.
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Cordy gets her shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: I don’t get it.
Clement: Cordy’s got a huge amount of heart! No matter how much punishment gets inflicted on her, she still manages to get her shoulder up!
Madison gets up and tags Knox back in. Once Knox gets in, The Black Hand pick up Cordy and whip her into the ropes, where Cyncity makes the blind tag. When Cordy comes back, The Black Hand go for a double clothesline, but Cordy slides underneath it. Cyncity then connects with a springboard clothesline of Knox to cheers from the crowd. Before Madison can even react, Cordy comes from behind and brings him down with a leaping reverse bulldog to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: This doesn’t look good for The Black Hand...
As Madison slowly gets back up, Sex Sells run into opposite set of ropes. When they come back, Cordy dives into the back of his legs while Cyncity connects with a running clothesline to cheers from the crowd. Cyncity makes the cover.
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Madison gets his shoulder up to boos from the crowd.
Cordy picks up Madison and whips him into the corner. She then runs towards the corner and connects with a handspring back elbow to cheers from the crowd. Cyncity then grabs Madison and follows up with a running bulldog to cheers from the crowd. She turns Madison over and makes the cover.
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Madison gets his shoulder up to boos from the crowd.
Cyncity goes over and tags Cordy back in.
Once Cordy gets in, she picks up Madison and whips him into the ropes. When Madison comes back, Cordy delivers a drop toe hold, followed by a springboard leg drop from Cyncity to cheers from the crowd. Cordy then turns him over and makes the cover.
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Madison gets his shoulder up to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Just as Cordy showed how resilient she was earlier, Chris Madison is showing us what he’s made of right now. Sex Sells is really taking it to him, yet they can't put him away yet.
Cordy picks up Madison and whips him into the corner. She then runs over towards the corner. But Madison nails her with an elbow to the face. As Cordy stumbles back, Madison comes from out of the corner, kicks her in the midsection, hoists her up and delivers his Chaos Theory into the turnbuckle to boos from the crowd. He turns her over and makes the cover.
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Cordy gets her foot on the bottom rope to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: How close was that!?
Grayson: Too close!
Madison gets up, grabs Cordy by the wrist, drags her across the ring and tags Knox back in.
Once Knox gets in, he places Cordy in a full nelson from behind. The ref asks Cordy if she wants to give up. But Cordy shakes her head no. So Knox lifts her up and throws her down with a release full nelson suplex to boos from the crowd. He crawls over and makes the cover.
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Cordy gets her shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Knox goes over and tags Madison back in. Once Madison gets in, The Black Hand take Cordy and whip her into the ropes. When Cordy comes back, they deliver a double northern lights suplex to boos from the crowd. As Madison gets up and steps through the ropes, Knox drags Cordy into position. After Madison climbs to the top turnbuckle, he leaps off and connects with a diving double foot stomp to boos from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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Cordy gets her shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: How much more can one person take!?
Madison lifts up Cordy for the Backiotomy, but she counters with a hurricanrana to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: Desperation counters pays off for Cordy!
Grayson: But can she build off it?
After both grapplers get up, Madison runs over and throws out a clothesline, but Cordy ducks and runs into the ropes. When Madison turns around, he turns into the Beautiful Nightmare to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: Madison just got nailed right in the face!
Both grapplers get up on all fours and begin to crawl to their respective corner. Madison is still the fresher of the two. So he begins to move a little bit faster. He gets up to his feet, stumbles into the corner and tags in Knox to boos from the crowd. But the boos turn to cheers as Cordy rolls forward, dives over and tags in Cyncity to cheers from the crowd.
Cyncity springboards onto the top turnbuckle and knocks down the oncoming Knox with the Emphatic Whispers to cheers from the crowd. She makes the cover.
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Madison drags Cyncity off of Knox to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Madison with yet another save!
Madison picks up Cyncity and whips her into the ropes. When Cyncity comes back, Madison kicks her in the midsection and then plants her with the Paralyzer to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: It’s all but over now, Kev.
Madison then grabs Cyncity and locks her up in the Peruvian Necktie to boos from the crowd. But the boos turn to cheers as Cordy breaks up the submission with a guillotine leg drop.
Clement: Cordy with the huge save!
Grayson: Where did she come from!?
Cordy picks up Madison and sets him up for The Allure to cheers from the crowd. But the cheers turn to boos as Knox grabs her by the arm from behind, spins her around, kicks her in the midsection and then plants her with the Sativa Spike.
Grayson: Knox just planted her right on her dome!
Knox then steps through the ropes and makes his way up the turnbuckles. Once he reaches the top, he leaps off and goes for the American Highlife. But Cordy rolls out of the way, causing him to crash onto the canvas to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: Nobody’s home! Knox misses the American Highlife!
As Knox gets up clutching his torso in pain, Cyncity grabs him from behind and delivers the Glitter Driver to cheers from the crowd. She makes the cover.
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Madison dives over and breaks up the pin.
Madison picks up Cyncity, runs and throws her over the top rope…
...but Cyncity is able to grab onto the ropes and hang to cheers from the crowd. Madison turns and sees this so. So he runs over to knock off Cyncity. But Cyncity pulls herself up, wraps her legs around Madison’s head and pulls him over the top rope and down to the floor.
Clement: What a move by Cyncity!
Madison slowly gets up on the outside as Cyncity continues to dangle from the top rope. As Madison turns towards her, Cyncity nails him with a double front kick, knocking him into the guard rail. While Cyncity continues to hang from the top rope, Cordy gets up and runs into the ropes. When she comes back, she dives over Cyncity and connects with a suicide plancha to the outside.
Clement: Cordy takes out Madison with that huge dive to the outside!
Cyncity then “skins the cat,” pulling herself over the top rope and back into the ring. The crowd cheers.
Clement: What athleticism shown by Cyncity there!
Grayson: But guess what’s lurking right behind her...
Knox turns her around, kicks her in the midsection and sets up for a Sativa Spike. But Cyncity counters with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a step-up enzuigiri that sends him flipping down to the canvas to cheers from the crowd.
As Knox gets up, Cyncity connects with a superkick to the back of the head, sending him stumbling across the ring. Cordy then kicks him in the midsection and delivers The Allure to cheers from the crowd. While Knox is down, Cyncity steps through the ropes, springboards to the top turnbuckle and connects with the Standing Ovation to cheers from the crowd. She makes the cover.
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THREE!
“Let’s Go” blasts over the PA as the crowd explodes in cheers.
Cruz: Here are your winners, SEX SELLS!
Cyncity and Cordy get their arms raised to boos from the crowd.
Clement: They’ve done it! Sex Sells get the win! What a match!
While Sex Sells embrace after a hard fought victory, Madison rolls back into the ring. Once The Black Hand regroup, they make their way over to Sex Sells.
Grayson: Oh boy...
Clement: What’s the meaning of this?
After looking at each other, Madison and Knox turn their attention back to Sex Sells... and offer their hands.
Clement: What in the…?
Cyncity and Cordy look at each other, then back at the crowd. The Sex Sells members look at each other and then take up The Black Hand on their offer of a handshake.
Clement: How about tha--
Grayson: Not so fast!
The Black Hand motion to walk away, only to turn back and yank the Sex Sells members to them. After exchanging cold glances at them, The Black Hand lets Sex Sells know that “this isn’t over.” before letting go of their hands. Madison and Knox then step away before exiting the ring to boos from the crowd.
Clement: The Black Hand have just sent a message to Sex Sells loud and clear. They may have won the battle. But the war is far from over.
Grayson: Sex Sells may have won tonight. But The Black Hand are the ones that are still prioritizing the Tag Team Titles, not Sex Sells.