MAIN EVENT
FGA LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP
© Mara Jade Miller vs. Piper Lennon
The arena lights dim as “Do You Wanna Taste It” begins to play. A few moments pass before Piper Lennon ambles out from behind the curtain, pausing at the top of the ramp to survey her surroundings. She zigs and zags, taking her time as she makes her way down the ramp, taking everything in as she plays to the crowd.
J.A. Aldridge: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is your main event of the evening and it is for the FGA Legacy Championship! Introducing first, the challenger! Hailing from La Jolla, California! Weighing in at 143 pounds... PIPER LENNON!
After circling halfway around the ring, she removes her jacket and camera, leaving them at the timekeeper's area. She stops in front of the announce desk, leaning back against it and staring up at the ceiling. Only then does she pick the pace up, lurching forward and sliding under the bottom rope into the ring, then popping up to her feet. She takes her corner, slouching back and drumming her fingers as she waits for the match to begin.
Kris Cruise: Piper isn’t just looking to win back the title she used to call hers a couple of years ago, but she’s also look to avenge her good friend, Antoinette.
Stephy Auger: Yeah, that’s her good friend, alright. The same good friend that she eliminated in the Gold Rush Rumble.
Kris Cruise: That was an accident and you know it. Piper even apologized!
Stephy Auger: Suuuure, whatever you say. The more I think about it, the more I start to realize that the old Piper is still deep down in there. Maybe she isn’t a lost cause, afterall.
The opening guitar riff of IDLES’ “Never Fight A Man With A Perm” joins us as the soundtrack for our scene. Spotlights circle wildly until one of them finds Mara Jade Miller standing amongst the crowd, a leather jacket with the sleeves torn off over their gear, a flannel shirt around her waist and wearing the Legacy Championship around their shoulder and under their arm opposite, sort of like a royal sash. The Kaiju of Seattle makes their way through the people, walking at an intense pace befitting the entrance music accompanying them.
J.A. Aldridge: Her opponent, hailing from Seattle, Washington! Weighing in at 170 pounds! They are the reigning... defending... FGA Legacy Champion... "The Kaiju of Seattle"... MARA JADE MILLER!
Reaching the ring, Mara lifts themselves up onto the apron and steps into the ring, making a b-line for the rope immediately facing hard-cam, standing behind it and holding up the Legacy Championship above their head, staring us down. It belongs to them. They want us to know. Mara wastes little time in shedding their jacket and flannel shirt, stepping back into their corner and leaning on the top rope. Mara Jade Miller came here to defend.
Kris Cruise: Mara Jade Miller has simply dominated the competition since debuting in FGA last year. If 2022 was any indication then they won’t be losing that Legacy Championship anytime soon. With that being said, Piper Lennon is going to try her damndest to bring that giant to the ground. She’s a fighter, Stephy.
Stephy Auger: She can fight all she wants. The end will remain the same, Cruise. She should just bow out while she still c-HEY!
Kris Cruise: There she goes!
As soon as the bell sounds, Lennon darts across the ring and whacks Miller across the chest with a running double ax handle!
Kris Cruise: Piper’s gone right after Mara Jade!
Lennon quickly doubles Miller over with a cross chop to the throat before taking off into the ropes. When Miller stands back up, they get knocked back with a leg lariat. While Miller is dazed, Lennon takes off into the ropes again. When she returns, the crowd boos when Miller tackles her down with a Lou Thesz Press. They follow up by raining down repeated forearm smashes to the face!
Kris Cruise: Just like that, Mara Jade snatches control of the match.
Stephy Auger: They just pounced right on top of Piper!
Miller grabs Lennon by the throat before yanking Lennon back to her feet. After they muscle Lennon into the corner, they follow up with repeated back elbows to the face. The boos continue as they step back and apply a foot choke.
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-
Miller barely breaks the hold in time. They then follow up with a hard forearm smash that plops Lennon down to a seated position in the corner. Another foot choke gets applied. This time, they pull down on the top rope.
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV-
Kris Cruise: Alright, ref, break it up!
Miller reluctantly breaks the choke. They reach down, grab Lennon by the hair and yank her back to her feet before whipping her hard into the far corner. The turnbuckles clatter when Lennon's back collides with them. Lennon slowly stumbles out of the corner until Miller brings her down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! The boos continue as they make the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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Lennon fires her shoulder up.
Miller quickly yanks Lennon up off the mat by the hair before throwing her down with a scoop slam. They yank Lennon up off the mat before throwing her down with another scoop slam. After a third scoop slam returns Lennon to the mat, Miller takes off into the ropes. When they return, they go for a jumping elbow drop. The crowd cheers when Miller misses after Lennon rolls out of the way.
Kris Cruise: Miller caught nothing but canvas on that one.
Miller gets back to their feet before Lennon quickly latches onto the arm. After winding up on the receiving end of an arm wrench, Miller reaches over to attack. Before they can grab Lennon, the challenger quickly tugs at the arm. Miller drops down to a knee when Lennon tries to yank their arm from out of its socket. Miller gets back to a vertical base before Lennon brings them back down to a knee after another yank of the arm. Lennon slips into an underhook on the arm. When Miller refuses to give up, Lennon keeps control of the arm before hitting the champion with a soccer kick flurry. Lennon then brings Miller down to a seated position with a snapmare before applying another underhook.
The referee asks Miller if they want to give up. When the champion refuses, Lennon wraps her hand around their right fingers before bending them the opposite way. Miller grunts as Lennon continues to manipulate the joints. Lennon follows up with a pointed elbow strike across the top of the head before taking off into the ropes. The crowd cheers as Lennon tries for the Shutter Drag (Penalty Kick), but Miller blocks by wrapping their arms around her leg!
Kris Cruise: Piper tried to end it right there!
Stephy Auger: Yeah, but she was just a step too slow.
Miller keeps hold of the leg as they return to a vertical base. Lennon reaches over and hits Miller with an open hand slap, but Miller just eats the strikes before yanking Lennon over into a lariat that flattens her!
Stephy Auger: That lariat knocked her into next week, Cruise.
Lennon curls up on the mat. Miller doesn't let up as she lunges down before nailing Lennon with grounded knee strikes to the back. They then pull Lennon back to her feet before bringing her down with a delayed vertical suplex. The boos continue as Miller makes the cover.
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Lennon gets her shoulder up.
Miller whips Lennon into the corner. The champion runs in to attack, but Lennon knocks them back with a back elbow to the face. Miller shakes off the blow before running back in. This time, they get turned around by a boot to the face. Miller stumbles away from the corner while Lennon hoists herself up onto the middle ropes. Miller turns around before Lennon knocks them down with a second rope flying knee strike! She makes the cover.
ONE!
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Miller shoves Lennon off them.
Lennon does a double take before looking at the referee in shock.
Kris Cruise: Not even a kickout, Stephy! They just pushed Piper off of them with ease!
Stephy Auger: It’s going to take a lot more than that to keep Mara Jade down!
Lennon snaps out of it before taking off into the ropes. When she returns, Miller goes to flatten her with a pump kick. Lennon reaches up at the last second, catches their foot and brings them down with a dragon screw leg whip. Miller gets back to their feet, but Lennon is able to scoop up their leg before bringing them back down with another dragon screw. She goes to follow up with a figure four, but Miller uses their free leg to shove Lennon off into the ropes. When Miller sits up, Lennon comes back and flattens them with a jumping double stomp! The cheers continue as she makes the cover.
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Miller kicks out.
Kris Cruise: OH, I thought she had it! So close!
Lennon grabs Miller, heads into the corner and slams them face-first into the top turnbuckle while the crowd counts along.
"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FOUR!"
"FIVE!"
"SIX!"
"SEVEN!"
"EIGHT!"
"NINE!"
"TEN!"
Lennon turns Miller around, delivers an irish whip, follows them across the ring and connects with a leaping corner bionic elbow! After Miller gets whipped into the previous corner, Lennon runs across the ring and goes for another leaping corner bionic elbow. This time, Miller catches her in mid air. The crowd boos as Miller runs across the ring and rams Lennon into the turnbuckles. They then hoist Lennon up, turn, run back across the ring and rams her into the turnbuckles. They then step back towards the center of the ring before charging into the corner. Just as Miller's about to attack, the boos turn to cheers when Lennon ducks and dumps them over the top rope. Miller's able to land on their feet, but Lennon quickly turns around and connects with a gamengiri that sends them to the floor!
The cheers continue as Lennon exits out to the apron before landing on top of Miller with a Cactus Elbow! Lennon gets to her feet and points out at the crowd before lapping the ringside area to slap hands with the fans in the front row.
Stephy Auger: What is she doing!? She’s got the champion down! Stay on top of them!
After lapping the ring, Lennon points over at Miller. While Miller struggles to return to their feet, Lennon waves her arms up and down to get the crowd even more hyped. Once Miller turns around, Lennon charges down ringside before knocking them into the steel steps with a running front dropkick! The cheers continue as she rolls Miller back inside before rolling back in to make the cover.
ONE!
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TH-NO!
The crowd boos when Miller gets their foot on the bottom rope.
Kris Cruise: Good ring awareness there by the Miller. If they were a couple inches away from the ropes, we might have a new champion.
Lennon picks up Miller and slams them face-first into the top turnbuckle. The crowd gasps when they pick Miller up and sit them backwards on the top turnbuckle.
Kris Cruise: What is this?
The crowd continues to murmur as Lennon climbs up to the middle ropes. She then grabs a hold of Miller, goes for a belly to back superplex...
... and gets countered when Miller shifts their weight in mid air, landing on top of Lennon with a lateral press! The boos continue as the ref slides over for the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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T-NO!
Lennon gets her shoulder up.
Kris Cruise: That was a close call for Piper.
Stephy Auger: Yeah, that high-risk move blew up right in here face!
Miller quickly grabs a hold of Lennon's wrist and yanks her up to her feet before turning her inside out with a short-arm lariat. The boos continue as Miller wraps their arms around Lennon's waist before bringing her down with a deadlift German Suplex. Lennon remains in the prone position until Miller marches over, steps over her and chucks her across the ring with another deadlift German Suplex.
Stephy Auger: They’re ragdolling Piper now!
Miller steps on the back of Lennon's neck before waving the crowd on.
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Miller pulls Lennon back to her feet, lifts her up and throws her down with authority with a chokeslam.
Stephy Auger: It’s all but over now, Cruise.
The boos continue as Miller sends Lennon for the ride. When Lennon returns, Miller knocks her down with the Space Needle (Swiss Death)!
NO!
Lennon counters the pop-up with a gamengiri!
Kris Cruise: Piper reversed it!
Stephy Auger: GAH!
Miller shakes off the blow. They march back over before Lennon catches them with alternating jabs and knife edge chops. She then turns and takes off into the ropes. Lennon returns off the rebound until Miller nearly breaks her in half with a spear!
Kris Cruise: Good God, what a spear!
Stephy Auger: Okay, NOW it’s over…
The boos continue as Miller pulls Lennon up before a hard knee to the midsection doubles her over. The champion takes off into the ropes. When Miller returns, they drop Lennon with The Wargasm (Corkscrew Scissor Kick)! They make the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THREE!
The crowd erupts with boos as “Never Fight A Man With A Perm” blares throughout the arena.
J.A. Aldridge: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout... aaaaand STILLLLL FGA Legacy Champion, MARA JADE MILLER!
The boos continue as Miller gets their arm raised in victory. Miller then rips her arm away from the official before putting the boots to Lennon.
Kris Cruise: Oh come on! What the heck is this!?
Stephy Auger: Miller isn’t done with Piper yet!
The boos continue as Miller yanks up Lennon before throwing her down hard with an Alabama Slam! Lennon gets tossed over the top rope to the outside. After Miller rolls to the outside, they grab a hold of Lennon before delivering an Alabama Slam across the edge of the apron!
Kris Cruise: They’re trying to break Piper in half! This is uncalled for! There’s no need for this! The match is over! You won! You retained your title! What more do you have to prove here!? Enough’s enough!
Stephy Auger: This isn’t over until Mara Jade says it’s over!
The crowd erupts with boos when Miller gras the protective padding and peels it bak, exposing the concrete floor underneath.
Kris Cruise: Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no! No! NO!
Stephy Auger: Hey, you go over there and try and stop them. I won’t!
Miller picks up Lennon and lifts her up for another Alabama Slam. The champion continues to tease the move until we see Antoinette racing down to the ring with a chair in hand.
Kris Cruise: It’s Antoinette!
Stephy Auger: What’s she doing out here!?
Antoinette rounds the corner, takes the folded up chair and jabs Miller in the midsection, forcing them to drop Lennon.
Kris Cruise: There you go, Ant!
Stephy Auger: Of course you would cheer someone hitting Miller with a chair!
Kris Cruise: They attacked Piper repeatedly after the match. Someone had to do something!
Miller remains doubled over as Antoinette tells them to stay back. The former Legacy Champion continues to protect Miller as she stares down the current champion. Miller mutters something to themself as they continue to guard their midsection. After a staredown, they simply back away from Antoinette. With the coast now clear, Antoinette drops the chair before turning her attention to Lennon.
Kris Cruise: Thank goodness for Antoinette. Who knows what Mara Jade would’ve done…
The crowd cheers as Antoinette helps Lennon up to her feet. Lennon gets applause from the crowd once she’s finally back to a vertical base. Just then, Antoinette turns around. The crowd erupts with boos as Miller cradles their Legacy Champion and goes to smash Antoinette in the face with it. Antoientte’s instincts kick in and she rolls underneath it. But this causes Lennon to get turned inside out with a belt shot to the face!
Kris Cruise: NO! NO! NO!
Stephy Auger: AH HA HA!
Antoiennte immediately crawls over and checks on Lennon. Miller can be heard mocking Antoinette while Lennon lays splayed out on the floor.
Stephy Auger: So much for helping her friend, Cruise! She just let Piper get smashed in the face with that chair!
Kris Cruise: She did not!
Stephy Auger: Oh yes she did! If she was a true friend, she’d take one for the team! This was payback for getting eliminated in the Rumble! I see what’s going on here!
Antoinette looks up and narrows her eyes at Miller as they hold the Legacy Championship high above their head.