Backstage at the Nashville Municipal Auditorium, the newly minted FGA 15 champion, as well as still reigning Legacy champion has stopped right where he stands. Sparrow’s already dressed to compete for later tonight, his ring gear looking to be a bit of a fusion between that of TJ Techniques and Cassius Reed. Like the Funky Technician, he’s got black and white talking bubbles up and down his tights (with silhouettes of sparrows in each one), but like the Funky Dragon, his kickpads have a very Mighty Morphin’ vibe, black diamonds forming a ring from boot to pad. The monochrome patterning at least matches the white fitted on his head, as he pulls down his sunglasses to look over the top.
Sparrow: Well ey, what you say. I was hopin’ to have a conversation sooner rather than later with you anyway. Not just you, but that makes it sound like I ain’t wanna include you.
The camera pans slightly to one side and pulls back, keeping Sparrow in the shot and revealing Theodore Harris, dressed in a suit minus a tie as per usual. He’s holding a disposable cup in one hand and smiles slightly to Sparrow.
Theodore Harris: No worries about that. I’m not the one you’ve been mixing things up with, but I am the one you want to approach to discuss the current situation. I had a feeling that we might cross paths tonight. Just the details of the when, where and how were uncertain.
He pauses to take a drink from his cup.
Theodore Harris: So what’s on your mind, champ?
The White Hat of FGA eyes Theodore with a degree of curiosity, glancing down at the cup.
Sparrow: Besides wonderin’ if you always drink your coffee black, bana? Just deciding to let you know in advance, I will be out there in the booth during the match with Bisley and Logan. Not to bother anyone of course. I just would like to be up close as Stephy slanders me on commentary. She’s real good at it ya know.
The double-champ attempts to make light, but he does actually get to the heart of the matter.
Sparrow: Look, I
get it. Why Logan had to drop me, why he had to drop Bisley. I get why you guys needed to come out and have a seat during the title versus title match. That said, I would you know why I’ll be around tonight before the main event match I got going on. I could be lookin’ at one…Or
both opponents for All-Star Showdown, ain’t?
Theodore nods thoughtfully.
Theodore Harris: Well, that is nice to know in advance. I know that you’re an upstanding citizen here in FGA, so I feel rather confident that you’re not one to be out there to get involved. You’ve got your plate full as it is at the end of the night and there’s no sense in you stirring the pot with Logan or Mark before another big outing for you. You just want to see more of what might be heading your way. Mark Bisley is likely going to be angling for a rematch with you and FGA management may decide that Logan should get to go another round with you in the ring there as well… or instead of Mark. Who’s to say really? Several other high profile names appear to be pulling double duty at All-Star Showdown. Maybe they’ll decide that you should do the same.
He takes another drink from his cup.
Theodore Harris: Just be sure you don’t end up getting involved out there. I’ve seen that it’s been really easy for action in the ring to spill out when people are nursing grudges with others outside of it. You might not want to give the higher ups a reason to make your outing at the next big show tougher than it needs to be.
He smiles slightly.
Theodore Harris: After all, you appear to have something else on the line there aside from likely defending your titles.
The mere mention or hint of the bet the West Indian Whirlwind has made with Caroline Dallins wipes about any traces of a smile from his face. His grimace is a sight to behold, fingers gingerly crossing over his dreads.
Sparrow: You always have Logan’s best interests at heart, and you know brethren? I respect that. I uh…Can’t think I’ll be saying quite the same if I end up with a manager of my own. You ain’t wrong though. Given the stacked main event of me getting to team up with everyone’s favorite Funky Dragon, Cassius and Funky Technician, TJ…Against Owen who has a win on me, Ace who I have a win on and Cordy who…Cordelia who…
Sparrow blinks and suddenly throws his arms up.
Sparrow: Wants to beat the blonde off my dreads and give me hands just because I ain’t wanna go after Chandler at the Rumble like she wanted! …And probably several other undisclosed reasons. Pressure! Y’see what I sayin’? So no, I’ll be chill out there and try and make sure I don’t get pulled into anything. Emphasis on try. No promises if hands get thrown, just as they did last Vertigo.
The champion rubs the back of his neck pointedly. Theodore raises his free hand defensively before him.
Theodore Harris: I’m not asking you to make such a promise here. I’m not in a position to say that you need to stay out of things if there is provocation from Mark or even Logan. I fully encouraged Logan to get in there at the last Vertigo and do the same against Sloan Talbot a few months back when he couldn’t keep his grubby hands to himself. Just that you may not want to get in the middle of this one if you can avoid it. Logan and Mark have history and they may both be looking to settle some things between them, especially after you put Mark in his place and this man over here…
He nods towards Logan as he steps into the shot, moving past Sparrow while giving him a sidelong glance then walking over to Theodore and coming to a stop just behind and to one side of him. Theodore returns his focus to Sparrow.
Theodore Harris: … put a bit of an exclamation point on it afterwards.
Theodore then turns to look at Logan.
Theodore Harris: And where have you been anyway? I figured you have been back quite a bit sooner.
Logan just glances back at Theodore. Theodore shakes his head after a few moments. Sparrow eyes the more traveled wrestler. After a few moments he finally speaks up, but his eyes don’t break from Alexander.
Sparrow: Exclamation would be right. I know a little about the Chaotics/Smart Style history, y’know. Grapple Kingdom 2 in Chicago, Majima and Bisley in those last moments throwin’ everything but the kitchen sink at Logan. Flash forward to OTSS 2018 in Orlando and—
Before he can finish what he is saying, Sparrow’s eyes break from Logan - not because of cowardice, but because Mark Bisley is stood there and is wearing the facial expression of somebody who has heard quite enough
Mark Bisley: And...what?
Without waiting for a response, Bisley simply walks past Alexander and Harris to occupy the piece of real estate between the two of them and Sparrow
Mark Bisley: And you neglected to send an appropriate gift to the ne’er do wells who just so happened to give you a momentary belief that you are a deserving 15 Champion, when your quote-unquote
victory was an example of total nonstop chicanery that nobody could see as legitimate? Well it wouldn’t surprise me if that was the case, after all it's a little hard to puff out your chest while deciding which Bed Bath & Beyond gift basket you want to send to the people who helped you achieve something you are not entitled to.
For half a second Bisley looks over his shoulder at Alexander and Harris, then turns his attention back to Sparrow
Mark Bisley: I’d suggest the cucumber melon bath spa set, as that’s really useful at removing all the useless dead skin that nobody needs. Although then again, you should probably send one of those to Ashlyn De Luca, as she knows what it's like to remove 227lbs of dead skin that she didn’t want…
Theodore just offers an amused smirk at Bisley’s comment. Logan just stares at Bisley, the rest of his expression hidden by his mask. Neither bites at the bait with a verbal response though. With their reaction, Bisley turns and stands side-by-side with Sparrow to face them, although that also allows him to side-eye the two titles that Sparrow is holding…
Mark Bisley: What's that, Logan? Strike a nerve, did I? Well you clearly forgot, I was in the exact same boat as you were in when my partner decided that I was holding them back and unceremoniously ditched me
A pause, and then Bisley snaps his finger as if he’s remembered something
Mark Bisley: Oh
wait, that isn’t what happened at all: I was the one who saw that I had somebody holding me back and did something about it, and since then my stock went up while theirs went out the door hobbling on a bum knee. Sorry, got my wires crossed there…
Taking his eyes off the titles Sparrow is holding, Bisley gives Logan a “Seriously…?” look, and then looks over to Sparrow
Mark Bisley: So while the three of you were here having a chit-chat about what you want to do, I take it that none of you remembered this all-important phrase that is commonly known as a “rematch clause”...
Yes, Bisley actually does air quotes when saying this
Mark Bisley: ...meaning that, last time I checked, you don’t get to say who can and cannot challenge you for the 15 Championship until I get what I’m owed…
Turning his attention back to Alexander and Harris, there’s a noticeable drop in the pitch of Bisley;s voice
Mark Bisley: ...and,
boy, am I
owed...
Turning back to Sparrow, the pitch of Bisley;s voice returns to where it was as if nothing had happened
Mark Bisley: ...so instead of giving two people who aren’t entitled to dictate terms on what they want, how about you ignore them until I’ve won back what is mine so I can get right back to doing what I said I was going to do in the first place, namely beat the Legacy champion to prove I can dictate terms while also walking out with the 15 Championship in my possession? Or would you rather let these two get what they want which, by complete coincidence…
Once again Bisley side-eyes Alexander and Harris, with the pitch of his voice dropping and his speech slowing down
Mark Bisley: ...and I’m sure it was a coincidence, and not something the two of you had planned from the moment you helped Sparrow here steal one…
Again he turns his attention back to Sparrow, and again his voice returns to normal
Mark Bisley: ...would get me out of the picture? And, of course…
Putting his arm on Sparrow’s shoulder as if the two are friends or something, Bisley looks over to Alexander and Harris
Mark Bisley: ...I am absolutely sure that these two gentlemen here didn’t try and get the belt onto you because they see you as the path of least resistance, and they’re just pitching this match to you out of the goodness of their hearts. Isn’t that right?
Sparrow: Well...Kindness does make the world go ‘round. That and gravitational force. I digress.
Sparrow responds by...Well, putting his arm over Mark’s and going all in so to speak, as though the two are really the best of friends. Because well. Sparrow. He doesn’t make a point about getting too irritated about anything “Smart” Mark says, having actually been nodding once or twice with agreements and mouthing “he’s got me there”.
Sparrow: Y’know brethren, it’s funny. Now if we go thinkin’ all the way back to Vertigo 90 and trust, it ain’t too hard a trip to take...I believe you went out of your way to get in Logan’s face in the first place. Now, now, now, I can tell you must’ve wanted to get his attention, given all the history. What’s fighting over previous championships between mortal enemies after all? So you walk all the way over to him and I knock him, tryna take your head off. Then ain’t you know it, you hit a good knee on him tryin’ to get one on me. So that’s
two times all he’s doin’ is sittin’ there. Truth be told...Y’know, truth? A thing you ain’t seem to be holdin’ on too tough...Logan ain’t
drop us both until AFTER...
The double champion’s smile slowly fades away and he stares through Mark’s head with the former FGA 15 champion so close. For about a split second, his voice drops an octave.
Sparrow: I
dropped you.
Just like that, flip of a switch, like nothing ever happened, his tone changes, all smiles, all grins and a pat on Bisley’s shoulder before Sparrow...Removes himself from Mark’s arm finally.
Sparrow: You’s right though, bana. I ain’t got no real say of who can challenge for what, when, how, and why. It all is up to our powers that be ain’t? I can just make guesses on how things roll. Your rematch clause exists, is a thing and all that and y’know I’m always good for a match up. Tonight it is Logan you must be worryin’ about though I suspect.
At the mere mention of tonight's match, Bisley turns to look Sparrow in the eye and takes a moment to puff out his chest and let the veins in his neck bulge, before he lays it out on the line
Mark Bisley: ...nope.
Okay, so maybe not the puffing out of the chest, bulging of the veins in his neck...
Mark Bisley: But if you think that he’s a little much for me to handle, you’re just letting him get inside your head and convince you that you’re the path of least resistance. And I thought you were better than
that...
Theodore Harris: No one here in this little circle, in the rest of the arena or even watching from home believes that Mark. In order to do that, they’d first need to believe that you
think before you speak.
Theodore rolls his eyes to punctuate the remark.
Theodore Harris: Instead you barge in here with your usual amount of tact, whining about losing… and who could have seen that one coming, right?
He looks towards Logan with a knowing smirk, then back to Bisley and Sparrow.
Theodore Harris: Thumping your chest about your…
Theodore lifts his hands to offer an air quote.
Theodore Harris: …
rematch clause...
And another one here.
Theodore Harris: … for a championship we aren’t even angling for. Sparrow laid down a gauntlet for Logan to face him for the Legacy championship. You know, the one you weren’t holding, Mark. And…
Theodore glances towards Logan with a slightly puzzled expression.
Theodore Harris: … we didn’t even
accept the offer.
He looks back as Bisley and Sparrow again.
Theodore Harris: That’ll happen when the time is right. But your timely arrival here has made one thing abundantly clear, Mark. Out of the four of us standing here, the only one with someone in their head is
you.
He smirks at Bisley.
Theodore Harris: But who can blame you? You came out on the last show and got beaten. Clean. Only this time your belt was on the line. And the best you can do now is cry…
Theodore than raises the pitch of his voice to mock Mark.
Theodore Harris: …
I want my rematch! Waaa! Waaa!He then looks at Bisley with an expression that says “Are you for real?”
Theodore Harris: I mean… wow. Are you
that insecure? Or is it from the sudden weight loss? I’m not sure how dropping fifteen to twenty pounds all at once could affect someone.
He smirks over at Sparrow for a moment before continuing.
Theodore Harris:But I guess we shouldn’t hold that against you. You’re worried that Logan might once again get hold of a belt you hold dear and that you’ll
never be able to get it back. I mean, it’s been over three years since you and Majima realized that you couldn’t stack up again the Chaotics, even with them at odds with one another, and you slinked away with your tail tucked between your legs, blaming everyone else because it was the
fourth time you’d had to choke on the fact that you’d lost to them. Now here you are being eaten by that same fear. That an old man is going to embarrass you again. And your track record doesn’t support you either.
He then smirks at Bisley again.
Theodore Harris: Just how many non-title matches have you choked in during the course of your reign? At least two come to mind immediately… and they weren’t even against big name competitors either. And now you’ve got another one here before you tonight. But you can always hope that this match between the two of you goes better than the last time you two met one-on-one.
Theodore pauses for a moment, thinking about that last statement. He then snaps his fingers.
Theodore Harris: Oh right! That isn’t what happened at all: because you weren’t able to get by another highly proficient grappler… the wrestler formerly known as Johnny Karma. Who Logan then beat clean a week later in the Frontier Lions Cup.
He snorts softly.
Theodore Harris: But hey that was almost three years ago too. I’m sure you’ve stepped up your game since then. You’ve beaten Ashley Sulli… I mean… Sands, Ashley Marie Chase, Sloan Talbot…
Theodore pauses and then looks at Logan.
Theodore Harris: Wait… haven’t
you beaten all of those people too?
Logan doesn’t even glance towards Theodore, who in turn looks back at Bisley with a shrug.
Theodore Harris: So really, you just happened to be in the right spot to pick up the title first, Mark. Logan has shown that he could have easily done the same and without all the whining that came with you. But here tonight you have the chance to set yourself apart now that you lack the belt, Mark. You’ve got your rematch down the line, but who’s going to take you seriously in that match if you have trouble here with Logan? So maybe, right now, you should go do something that doesn’t come easy for you.
Theodore steps up closer to Bisley.
Theodore Harris: Shut. Up. Then find and bring your A game, because nothing less than that or a stroke of good luck is going to get you out of the ring tonight any better than the last time you set foot out there.
There’s another moment or two of silence, before Theodore glances towards Sparrow.
Theodore Harris: See you out there, champ. Hope you enjoy the show.
Theodore nods slightly to Sparrow, meets Bisley’s gaze, then steps away and moves off. Logan continues to watch Bisley, as though waiting for him to do something, before following Theodore, leaving Mighty Sparrow and Mark Bisley there.
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