Shortly as the latest Vertigo has concluded, we find Delikado, Sofia, and Ewan in the back, clearly making their exodus of the FedEx Forum in a somewhat speedy manner. Sofia is leading the way, carrying much of the baggage single-handedly (an obvious yet impressive feat since one arm is still in a sling), while Ewan pushes Delikado in his wheelchair.
Sofia Monzón: C’mon, let’s move! I’d rather not wait around and see if The Resistance wants to make it a twofer on post-match assaults.
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Sofia Monzón: [to Delikado] Yeah, sure, you won, but I’d hardly call it a “flawless victory.” You took an ass-kicking out there against Gunnar. Of course, that’s to be expected, since you weren’t
supposed to be doing any wrestling tonight!
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Sofia Monzón: I don’t know what happened, but I’m sure as shit going to find out…
CRASH!
The clattering stops Sofia in her tracks and she turns around to find Ewan has bumped the Cuban’s chair into a random assortment of stuff, knocking it over and making a major mess.
Sofia Monzón: Jesus, easy with the merchandise, Ewan! And also watch out for FGA’s stuff.
Ewan Jakeway: S-Sorry, I…I uh…
Sofia furrows her brow as she looks upon her partner’s face and notices how he appears more than just a little distracted.
Sofia Monzón: Hey…Where are you right now?
Ewan Jakeway: W-What do you mean? We’re in Memphis. Go Grizzlies?
Sofia Monzón: Not LITERALLY! I can see you’re in La-La Land, when I need you
here, in the present. Gunnar was acting like he had a mission to do more than just win a match against our client tonight. It seemed personal…like something was fueling him extra, behind-the-scenes. We need to band together our thinking and figure out not just why Delikado was in that ring tonight, but why it was against an especially virulent Resistance.
Ewan Jakeway: B-B-Beats me, honey. Boys will be…boys?
Sofia frowns at this “answer”.
Sofia Monzón: Thanks for the input. *sigh* At least I came back to no other screw-ups.
Ewan Jakeway: *nervous swallow* Heh, “screw-ups?”
Sofia Monzón: Sure. I told you Delikado was like a toddler—
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Sofia Monzón: [to Delikado]--you ARE, deal with it. [to Ewan] But you did a good job, Ewan. You kept an eye on our client and managed our affairs in FGA while I was out.
She walks over to him and pats his cheek, trying to reassure Ewan as he continues to wear the “lost in thought” look.
Sofia Monzón: My man’s all grown up!
She smirks playfully. Ewan looks up and opens his mouth like he’s about to say something, when his eyes look past Sofia to a TV screen in the background. A slight “uh-oh” gasps escapes his mouth before he can stop it, causing Sofia to slowly drop her smile and turn around to the screen. On it is a replay of Delikado’s shenanigans at the Memphis Pyramid earlier this evening. An announcer is narrating over the footage like it’s some kind of Internet video promotion show.
Announcer: First up on “I Can’t Believe This Made It To Air”, we have a footage of a Cuban who decided to ROLL OFF THE MEMPHIS PYRAMID in a display of LOVE AND AFFECTION! Take a look!
We see Delikado clear as day with his “Hi, I’m Delikado, and this is the Memphis Pyramid Dive of Love—Dedicated to Susan Kent. <3” note, followed by his wheelchair being shoved down the Pyramid. Sofia’s eyes widen in complete bafflement. From there, new footage shows the Cuban rolling down the Pyramid, and then soaring through the air as he’s flung by momentum. Before death can possibly claim him, however, a parachute opens and the limp Delikado gracefully flies downward. With the second camera having been attached to face him directly, Deli gently releases the first note to Susan Kent and reveals a second note to the viewers:
“Screw The Resistance. Don’t televise their weak-ass shit. Make FGA great again and give us MORE KENT! SIGNED-DELIKADO, ONE HALF OF THE *ONLY* GOOD TAG TEAM IN FGA, 1/27/19”
Announcer: Haha, what a wacky guy! We’re being told “The Resistance” is a group of wrestlers. Now, I don’t know who they are or what they’re about, but if I was them, I’d feel this was a calling out and I’d be right peeved! Anyway, up next is a puppy overthrowing the government in Angola!
Sofia slowly, menacingly turns her head back to Delikado and Ewan. It’s clear it’s taking a lot of control for her to not outright kill them both.
Sofia Monzón: <seething> So……..boys……what did you do tonight………..
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Sofia Monzón: <more seething> You wanted to provoke The Resistance “for the lulz?” You didn’t even know you were going to fight Gunnar tonight until the last second, so why would you think THEY’D be the ones you needed to piss off!?
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Sofia Monzón: “A guess?” A LUCKY <BEEP>ING GUESS?!!
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Sofia Monzón: OH MY GOD!!!
Chucking their baggage aside she starts to storm off, but proceeds instead grab a nearby 2x4 and smash the TV screen showing a puppy in military garb standing on top of smoldering ruins in Angola.
Ewan Jakeway: What’d he say???
She tosses the now splintered 2x4 away and points angrily at Delikado.
Sofia Monzón: He wants FGA Management to give Susan Kent more matches and air-time now that she’s… healed! He wants his teaming with her to go official and become the best!! He decided the best way to do that was to rile up EVERY <BEEP>ING TAG TEAM IN THE COMPANY, STARTING WITH THE RESISTANCE!!!
Ewan Jakeway: W…Well, that…uh…that’s good, right? Don’t we as managers WANT our client and his teammate to reach the top of the mountain and be the great—
Sofia Monzón: Not when it’s
HER!
Sofia paces about, trying to restrain her anger and refrain from saying more. Finally, her Spanish blood seems to calm, yet her eyes move darkly toward Ewan.
Sofia Monzón: Unbelievable.
Both of you. Is there really anything else that needs to be said…?
Ewan closes his eyes and exhales with remorse, finally seeming ready to reveal his earlier mishap with Major Dick Pict and any repercussions it might have on the group.
Ewan Jakeway: Sofia…. I—
Sofia Monzón: It was a rhetorical comment, Ewan. Don’t say a word. Let’s just get out of here before The Resistance comes to collect on that idiot’s stunt. We’ll plan out what to do in time.
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Sofia Monzón: Not a telepathic word from you, either, on your Kent crush or any other matter. “We” concerns anyone *I* say right now.
She picks up the dropped baggage and starts to walk off. Ewan hangs his head as he realizes his best chance has passed to come clean and begins to obediently push Delikado after her. Sofia grits her teeth as they walk out the arena door.
Sofia Monzón: Honestly, what the hell’s next with this place?
As they depart, the camera pulls back to reveal Frik Snackey in the shadows. He smirks as he pulls up an open bag of popcorn.
Frik Snackey: Game time.
He pops open the bag in unison with the scene cutting to black.