Melanie Sierra: Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome, at this time, the number-one contender to the FGA Undisputed Championship…
Boos begin to fill the arena before the name even comes out of Melanie’s mouth.
Melanie Sierra: …The Chief… EVAAAANNNN ENVIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
“Can You Feel It?” hits the PA system and an overwhelming, negative reaction surges throughout the arena as Evan Envi makes his way out from the back without hesitation. He’s dressed in a navy suit as opposed to the typical
#47 attire. He gives what appears to be a clearly forced smile to Southaven, raising his signature double “V”s into the air.
Geoff Penzer: Wonder if this is the reaction he was expecting. Shockingly, probably not.
Evan only lowers his hands once he climbs the steel steps and walks across the apron. Envi accepts a microphone from Melanie Sierra as he enters the ring and she exits. He turns, first toward the hard camera, then sways his head in the direction of the rest of the audience, one side at a time as thunderous boos begin to rain down from the masses. Envi calmly crosses his arms, rolling his eyes a bit as chants begin to fill the Landers Center.
”EVAN SUCKS!”
“EVAN SUCKS!”
“EVAN SUCKS!”
“EVAN SUCKS!”
Evan raises a finger in the air as a small smirk crosses his mouth.
Evan Envi: Apparently not!
Evan points to the Tron, which displays the graphic for
Only the Strong Survive, showing Envi and Karma positioned on opposite sides of the FGA Undisputed Championship. While some pop at the confirmation of the rematch, most of the audience continues to boo, remembering how Evan secured the one-on-one match. Envi raises a brow in faux-surprise at the reaction before shrugging slightly, lowering his arm.
Evan Envi: See-- this is why it gets harder and harder to take you people seriously. Johnny Karma and I had you guys at the edges of your seats at Grapple Kingdom 2. Every move we made from the kicks we were throwing in the ring, to the breaths we were taking, trying to pull ourselves back to our feet-- we
had you. And it might not have ended the way it
should have ended, but we
had you. And now… now you wanna boo a half of the equation?
”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Evan shakes his head, throwing his hands up in frustration as the boos continue to rain down.
Evan Envi: Wha— what? I thought this was what you people wanted. The Chief, staking his claim for the Undisputed Championship one more time without interruption! Without people like— like Chandler Scott mucking the whole thing up, ruining what SHOULD be a classic. I mean, what happened? You guys were mad supportive when I won the Frontier Lion’s Cup! Week after week, you were chanting my name, but now that I’m this close— THIS CLOSE— to being
the guy, you turn your nose up at me?
Envi shakes his head at the booing masses, clenching his jaw in anger.
Evan Envi: What, because I come out here and do business with my
best friend, the amazing Ricky Valero— now you look down on me? What happened? We had a good thing going. We…
”YOU SUCK!”
”YOU SUCK!”
”YOU SUCK!”
”YOU SUCK!”
Geoff Penzer: This crowd is all over the Chief tonight. And rightfully so, perhaps.
Chants of
”JOHNNY KARMA!” echo in the background as Envi paces a bit, rubbing his jaw as the audience remains at a fever pitch all around him. He closes his eyes in the center of the ring, taking a deep breath before raising the microphone to his lips.
Evan Envi: I’m trying to make amends with all of y…
”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Envi glares out into the masses.
Evan Envi: So is that how it is?! Now that I’m successful— now that Evan Envi is one win away from being THE guy— now I’m not relatable anymore? You guys liked it when the Chief was the underdog. You guys liked it when the Chief was number forty-seven in the inaugural draft pick, but now that I am the number-one contender— the
only number-one contender to the Undisputed Championship, NOW it’s a problem. NOW I suck? No. I DON’T suck. YOU ALL SU…
The Chief stops himself, squeezing his eyes shut as the audience hurls multiple chants at him, unable to decide. Envi’s face is red, but after a few moments, he taps his temple with an index finger, laughing to himself.
Evan Envi: You’re not gonna get me.
Envi shakes his head and moves to the ropes, leaning against them as he looks out into the camera-side of the audience.
Evan Envi: I barely you had people on my side for the past eleven years of this ride and when I go to Only the Strong Survive and I beat Johnny Karma to win my first ever World Championship, I don’t want anyone from the TRASH state of TRASH Mississippi in the arena. I don’t wanna see a single TRASH Mississippi license plate in the parking garage.
The boos that rain down on Envi are deafening, but he shrugs.
Evan Envi: This is literally the worst place in the country and I hate the fact that I’m contractually obligated to be here, because I legitimately hate it. I begged for us to say something happened, and we had to relocate. I begged for us to not waste our talents on YOU. But I’m here. And that sucks.
Deafening, but clear chants of
”F*** YOU ENVI!” rain down on the Chief, who looks uncharacteristically unbothered by it, sneering at a few individuals in the audience before turning back to the hard camera, speaking quietly despite the riled-up audience.
Evan Envi: You know what else sucks?
Envi shakes his head and paces a bit, rubbing at his eyes.
Evan Envi: It sucks that Johnny Karma has so many fans all over the world because— I don’t enjoy disappointing people. I don’t enjoy looking at the replays and seeing that
look in the eyes of the audience because their favorite wrestler just got beat beyond recognition in the middle of the ring. I don’t care about
you, Mississippi, but I do care about the rest of the world and it’s gonna hurt, looking out into the crowd and seeing distraught women, hurt children— grown men crying— when whatever is left of Johnny Karma pulls himself off the mat, no longer the standard bearer of our company.
Envi smirks a bit, looking down in thought before chuckling to himself.
Evan Envi: Pride might get him. He might push through the pain, get himself up, snatch that Undisputed Title out of the ref’s hands… and turn to hand it to me. And I…
Envi reaches out, as if prepared to accept the title.
Evan Envi: ...and I’ll snatch my hand back, tell him to wipe his blood off of it and to put it around my waist. And that—
”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
He smiles slightly at the reaction but shrugs once again, almost making a point of it.
Evan Envi: And that sucks for everybody that didn’t come along on this eleven-year ride with me. That sucks for Chandler Scott. That sucks for Cherry Baum. That sucks for A.C. Smith. For Neon. For Noelle. For everybody that ABANDONED Evan Envi. That sucks for ALL OF YOU, because the only person I’m bringing to the top with me is my BEST… FRIEND…
Right on cue, the opening bass to “Amazing” by Kanye West hits over the P.A. system, once again sending the FGA fans into a frenzy. Ricky emerges moments later, only fueling the crowd’s rage as he strolls toward the ring with an sheepish grin stretching from ear to ear.
Geoff Penzer: And here comes the Harley Quinn to Envi’s Joker...ugh, Ricky Valero.
”RICKY SUCKS!”
“RICKY SUCKS!”
“RICKY SUCKS!”
“RICKY SUCKS!”
Ricky stomps his way up the steel steps, tiptoeing across the ring apron before spinning toward the main camera with a smirk as he bounces his back against the ropes. He blows a kiss to some impassioned fans in the front row before turning and slipping underneath the top rope and into the ring. He circles the ring, seizing the opportunity to enrage the capacity Landers Arena crowd for a moment longer before embracing with Evan in a massive hug that somehow, someway twists the knife in every single one of their haters’ backs just a little bit more.
Geoff Penzer: Good grief. Nothing going on in FGA is more vomit inducing than the so-called ‘friendship’ between these two!
Ricky retrieves a microphone from a ringside crew member, but before he can even bring it to his lips…
”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
The jeers are deafening, causing Envi to briefly plug his ears with a frown. But, not to anyone’s surprise, Ricky’s basking in it.
Ricky Valero: It’s sad…
He sucks his teeth and shakes his head in disappointment.
Ricky Valero: It’s sad that every single one of you lead such a miserable life full of anger and hate and envy..heh..that you would treat two of the greatest men to ever step foot inside a wrestling ring with such disrespect and utter contempt. It’s sad that every single one of you are so blinded by the same old perpetual garbage here in FGA, that you fail to recognize two icons literally standing before you. Yet here we are! God’s gift to the squared circle, me…
He says with a wink.
Ricky Valero: And THE GUY here in FGA, the number one contender set to take on
and beat Johnny Karma at Only the Strong Survive, the next FGA Undisputed Champion, he is one of the Good Guys...EVAN ENVI!
Ricky motions toward Evan with underhanded point before the two connect with a pretty sweet high five. The fans, however, are less than thrilled, raining down with a chorus of boos.
Ricky Valero: And you see, that’s what I’m talking about right there. Disrespect. For what? Because we say the things you don’t want to hear? Because we speak the truth? Or is it because we don’t bow down and suck the power teet like Johnny Karma? Or because we don’t pander to all of you toothless ingrates while pretending to be a good guy out here just doing it for the love of the game like Chandler Scott?
Ricky scoffs.
Ricky Valero: My best friend Evan here is right...you people do suck! You should be ashamed of yourselves for rooting for a person like Chandler Scott, a so-called hero who could not be further from it. You all root for him like he’s some sort of man of the people, yet the guy has no friends. ZERO. And why would he? Have you seen his Twitter page lately? The profanity. The hollow threats. The bold-faced lies about my best friend Evan and me. Who could ever want to be a friends with a guy like that? And then, to top it off, after already failing to EARN an opportunity to face Johnny Karma for the FGA Undisputed Championship at Only the Strong Survive ONCE, he strong armed his way into
another undeserved opportunity two weeks ago. Thankfully, in typical Chandler fashion, he squandered the opportunity...again.
Ricky mockingly wipes his forehead and lets out a sigh of relief.
Ricky Valero: His priority is Chandler Scott and only Chandler Scott. He doesn’t care about you. He doesn’t care about anybody. And that’s why he doesn’t deserve to face Johnny Karma at Only the Strong Survive. He doesn’t deserve another shot at the FGA Undisputed Championship no matter how bad Hadley Herrera wants to give it to him.
A sly grin creeps across Ricky’s face while Envi applauds loudly, microphone tucked under his arm.
Ricky Valero: What Chandler Scott did deserve, however, was to be dropped flat on his head from that Franchise Tag I nailed him with at Flashpoint two weeks ago. Chandler Scott isn’t a hero. He’s a fraud and a bully, and he got exactly what has been coming to him for a long, long time.
Valero rolls his eyes, instead now turning his attention to his best friend with a huge smile. Envi returns the gaze, a broad grin spreading across his face as he says something to Ricky that can’t quite be picked up at ringside.
Ricky Valero: This man...this man right here, he’s a real hero. He found me when I was in my darkest place. He helped me pick up the pieces. He reminded me that I am one of the best damn wrestlers this world has ever seen, an elite athlete whose bite is just as intimidating as his bark, a once-in-a-lifetime superstar whose presence not a single one of you
deserves to bask in. He gives a damn. About me. About you. About FGA.
”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Ricky Valero: You people boo because you know it’s true. You know it because you’ve sat in these seats or at home and you’ve witnessed it first hand for years. Every time he steps foot in this ring or every time he takes a microphone in his hand. His passion for this sport is unparalleled. His desire to be the best is unmatched. He gives his all inside this ring. For his personal gain? Sure. But also for your entertainment, to put money in FGA’s pockets by moving merchandise and selling tickets, to put the entire industry on his back and carry it into the stratosphere. Evan Envi doesn’t just claim to be the DNA here, he lives it. He bleeds it. You people boo him because you think that he’s a selfish prick out to do whatever it takes to benefit himself and himself alone. But he’s not Chandler Scott. He’s not Johnny Karma. He’s damn sure not our shady ass GM, Hadley Herrera. Everything he’s done and everything he’s doing is for you, for me, for all of FGA. For years, this place has been bogged down, stuck in the same, tired old patterns, forever catering to the likes of so-called superstars like Johnny Karma and Chandler Scott. Evan Envi is here to resurrect FGA and lift it to new heights! He’s like the one
true messiah of pro wrestling. And that’s why, at Only Strong Survive, there is no doubt in my mind, my best friend Evan will walk out as the NEW FGA Undisputed Champion!
While the boos rain down, Envi places a hand over his heart, jaw dropping a bit. He moves forward and embraces Ricky Valero once more, saying something to him that-- once again-- the microphones don’t quite pick up.
”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Geoff Penzer: These two are… something else.
Envi finally pulls away from Ricky, wiping (possibly imaginary) tears from his face as he tries to compose himself with the microphone in the center of the ring.
”YOU BOTH SUCK!”
“YOU BOTH SUCK!”
“YOU BOTH SUCK!”
“YOU BOTH SUCK!”
Evan Envi: Uh. Again. No. We don’t.
The Chief dismissively waves off the Mississippi crowd, speaking over the chorus of boos that follows.
Evan Envi: You’re looking at a gorgeous portrait of history, people. The next Undisputed Champion standing side-by-side with the next Gold Rush Rumble winner! I wouldn’t be where I am today without Ricky Valero. I helped him up and he paid me back in spades and now… now our bond is the strongest thing coursing through the veins of Frontier Grappling Arts! OURS.
Us.
He points between Ricky and himself as he turns in a circle to look at every side of the booing audience.
Evan Envi: We are
real walking, breathing legends. We are the DNA of F...G...A.
”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Evan Envi: Tonight, seven people get to witness the work of an artist as Ricky Valero steals the spotlight, OBVIOUSLY, in the main event. But in two weeks? In two weeks… twenty-nine people get to see it, you guys. And after the inevitable happens, I’ll march to the ring, smile on my face, a strut in my step…
Unable to help themselves, a few obligatory screams of
“WOOOOO!” emanate from pockets of the arena as Evan Envi demonstrates how he would “strut” down the ramp at Only the Strong Survive.
Evan Envi: And then, you guys?
Envi reaches over and raises Valero’s hand, grinning out into the masses.
Evan Envi: And then I’ll raise the hand of my victorious, wondrous, perfect
best friend.
With an arrogant smirk, Ricky turns his nose up in the air and raises one hand high above his head, lost in future glory.
Envi turns back out to the crowd, narrowing his eyes at a section that jeers him nearby.
Evan Envi: You people don’t have to accept it now.
Ricky Valero: But make no mistake about it: you will have NO CHOICE but to accept it when I step foot into that ring for tonight’s main event and remind each and every one of you why I am one of the best damn athletes to grace a professional wrestling ring and lead my team to victory, and you will have NO CHOICE but to accept it come Only the Strong Survive! Because when the dust has settled and that fateful evening inside Orlando’s Amway Center has come to a close, ladies and gentlemen, you will all be left in awe from having witnessed an instant classic matchup which will have crowned Evan Envi as the first-ever vegan FGA Undisputed Champion, and the most spectacular individual performance in the Gold Rush Rumble ever to be seen during which I will be crowned triumphant and entitled to face my best friend here at All-Star Showdown VII. But more importantly...more importantly, you will all bear witness to the dawning of a new era here in FGA. An era without Johnny Karma. An era without Chandler Scott. This will be an era for the people, an era in which justice will prevail. Ladies and gentlemen, this is an era in which the Good Guys will finally finish first!
Both men chuckle toward each other, tossing their microphones to the canvas before moving to the ropes. Envi sits down on the middle, pushing up on the top to allow Valero a comfortable exit out to the apron-- but the sound of throat clearing echoes throughout the PA, causing both men to pause.
Hadley Herrera: Gentlemen. Please.
Many in the audience cheer in approval as the Flashpoint General Manager, Hadley Herrera, makes her way out onto top of the ramp. She takes a deep breath, internalizing whatever anger was visible on her face when she first walked out, beginning a slow walk toward the ring.
Hadley Herrera: I can’t sit back there and allow this to go on for another night. Or another two weeks. Or… where does it end, exactly?
Ricky Valero laughs a bit, raising a brow, perplexed.
Ricky Valero: What--
Hadley Herrera: Actually, I don’t need to hear you defend yourself, Ricky. I’ve been doing a lot of thinking over the past couple of weeks. I consulted with some higher-ups. I consulted with people in similar positions in this industry that I trust. I sought advice. And… I thought I’d come to a conclusion this morning.
Some in the audience grow loud in anticipation as Hadley narrows her eyes at the two occupants of the ring. Ricky Valero looks curious, though Envi looks annoyed. Herrera reaches the bottom of the ramp, meeting the Chief’s gaze.
Evan Envi: A conclusion about what?
Hadley Herrera: Against my better judgment, I’ve given you both countless opportunities, in what I thought was the interest of fairness. After taking your ball and going home months ago, I allowed you back on the payroll, back in the ring, no questions asked. I did it immediately because I figured at the very least, we had mutual respect for one another professionally. I thought that was the
fair thing to do because of everything you’ve contributed to FGA.
Evan and Ricky look toward each other while Herrera climbs the steps and walks across the apron, Ricky clearly mouthing “what is she talking about?” before they both turn to look toward the GM, who steps through the bottom and middle rope to enter the ring.
Hadley Herrera: But then I started thinking some more; how fair
is it when you’re constantly allowed to run interference in others’ matches and cost other people opportunities? How fair is it that in order for Ricky Valero to exist on the Flashpoint roster, somebody else has to suffer? I thought about it.
The audience grows louder while Envi tenses, seemingly seething as he looks at Herrera, while a look of realization begins to cross Valero’s face.
Hadley Herrera: Ricky, it’s not fair. And I didn’t want to do this in public but…
Evan Envi: Stop.
Ricky Valero: Wait--
Hadley Herrera: You’re fired.
The audience erupts while Envi and Valero’s eyes widen.
Geoff Penzer: Whoa!
Chants of
”YES!” echo throughout Southaven and Envi’s face turns red as he glares at Herrera, but Ricky’s face seems to have temporarily drained of color as he looks down in shock. He is mumbling words unable to captured by the camera’s microphones, bewildered and in disbelief as his hands start to shake.
Ricky Valero: You can’t do this…
His voice is barely louder than a whisper when his face suddenly turns crimson.
Ricky Valero: You can’t do this!
He says a little louder, pointing and spewing in Hadley’s direction as she turns to exit the ring, just as swiftly as she’d entered.
Ricky Valero: YOU CAN’T DO THIS!
He runs his hands through his hair and paces back and forth, stomping across the ring and staring out into the crowd as they take pleasure in his misfortune.
”NA NA NA NA!”
“NA NA NA NA!”
“HEY! HEY! HEY!”
“GOODBYE!”
Ricky Valero: You can’t do this…
He mutters once more, seemingly ready to collapse to his knees as he watches Hadley disappear into the backstage area. The camera pans up a bit, revealing the red-faced, furious Evan Envi standing behind him, now being the one to pace. Envi runs his hands over his face, groaning before turning toward Valero. Envi sinks to a knee beside his friend, placing a hand on his shoulder. He seems to me mumbling words of support… but his face falls as he looks up toward the ramp. Six security members march down the ramp, eyes locked on Ricky Valero.
Geoff Penzer: Let the man have some dignity.
”NA NA NA NA!”
“NA NA NA NA!”
“HEY! HEY! HEY!”
“GOODBYE!”
Evan loudly screams
“none of you hicks can even sing!”, earning another thunderous chorus of boos. His eyes widen however, as the six members of security ascend to the apron, motioning for Valero to join them. Ricky climbs to his feet, insisting that he can leave on his own accord… but three of the members simply shake their heads, climbing into the ring to grab Valero!
Geoff Penzer: This could get out of hand!
Envi quickly rushes forward to separate the guards from Ricky, but he’s shoved backwards into him! Envi falls on top of Valero and both men temporarily hit the mat-- and the three security members outside the ring take the opportunity to reach inside, two grabbing an ankle of Valero to bring him to the outside!
Geoff Penzer: Oh, this… this is just mean, isn’t it?!
Envi cries out and dives onto the mat, grabbing Valero’s hands, beginning a tug of war with security! Envi kicks his feet, yelling for them to unhand his friend, but two of the security members in the ring grab Envi by
his ankles, finally yanking the two apart.
Geoff Penzer: Oh no!
Evan yells out in anger as he’s restrained by the three members of security, while the three outside the ring collectively hoist Valero up into their arms, carrying him up the ramp! Evan and Ricky yell for one another, trying to break free from security, but to no avail!
Geoff Penzer: Ricky Valero has just been fired! Ricky Valero’s dreams of winning the Gold Rush Rumble have been crushed! And now what happens to our main event? What happens to his spot in the Rumble? What happens to Evan Envi, now left all alone?!
Ricky is redfaced, violently trying to remove himself from security, even as he’s carried through the curtains to a roar from the crowd.
Geoff Penzer: We’ll be back!
We fade away as Envi cries out in frustration in the ring, eyes wide as he looks at the now-empty ramp.
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