• Tag Team Match •
Serpent's Touch vs. Luke Jackson & Ymir Ocampos
J.A. Aldridge: The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
The lights go out. A lone purple spotlight reveals the silhouettes of Faye Valentine and Kimiko through the smoke covering the stage. Kimiko has her head bowed, wearing a kendo stick on her back and her trademark oni bandana around the bottom half of her face. "Heart Killer" by Gossling begins to play, and The Divine Valentine sings her team's theme as the smoke slowly dissipates around them. Kimiko looks up, and with Faye Valentine right behind her, begins to walk down the ramp to the ring as the lone purple spotlight breaks into several purple spotlights, drowning the arena in a sea of royal blood.
I am known as a killer
A heart killer
I'll have it, so you don't know
I'm nothing but a mean foe
Kimiko's full attention is to the ring as Faye Valentine continues singing their theme, both making their respective ways down the ramp and towards the ring. While Kimiko does not turn to look at the fans, not to anyone, ignore everyone and everything in favor of her full concentration on the task at hand, Faye Valentine dances seductively and flirts with the fans at ringside, clearly enjoying the attention she's getting, and she's getting everyone's attention. Faye Valentine graces a fan at ringside with an intimate touch, sliding the tip of her two fingers across his cheek, as her voice helps him reach ecstasy, but she breaks off mere moments before he reaches nirvana. Faye Valentine smirks at him, leaving him, and the rest of the crowd, always wanting more.
J.A. Aldridge: Introducing first, at a combined weight of two hundred and fifty-eight pounds, the team of Faye Valentine and Kimiko… SERPENT’S TOOOUUUCH!
I'm gonna be your partner
Your love partner
You're gonna take it real slow
I'll make sure that you let go
Kimiko grabs the middle rope from the floor and hoists herself up the apron. She gets in the ring without any theatrics. Faye Valentine, on the other hand, walks up the steel steps and lingers on the apron, facing the crowd. She dances for a bit before she spins around and inside the ring, straddling the ropes through which she entered the ring, as she continues singing. The crowd dances to their song, latching onto every word that slithers out of her lips. Meanwhile, Kimiko takes to the middle of the ring, bows to each side of the squared circle, and gets down on the mat as she takes the kendo stick from her back. She places the kendo stick right in front of her on the mat and bows to it three times. Finally, as Faye Valentine ends her performance, she whips her hair back and comes back down to the mat, grinning playfully at everyone, including the referee and their opponent. Kimiko gets up, walks to one side of the ring, and once again sits down with her back against the corner ring post, waiting. Faye surrenders her microphone to a stagehand and warms up before the match, another performance, begins.
J.A. Aldridge: And their opponents…
“Lose Yourself” hits the PA system to a pop from the audience. Luke Jackson comes out with a huge smile on his face,
basking in the glory of wrestling. He has his usual black wife beater and backwards Oakland A’s cap on. He slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring, pausing at the bottom of the ramp as he glares at Kimiko and Faye Valentine. His music fades, and the audience grows louder as the illustrious opening of "The Final Countdown" begins to play. The crowd is bathed in the splendid glow of gold lighting.
J.A. Aldridge: At a combined weight of three hundred and twenty pounds, the team of Luke Jackson and Ymir OCAMMMPPOSSS!
As the main riff begins rocking the arena, “Ymir of The Rain" appears amidst the fans. Back to us, feet placed wide apart and an arm reaching towards the heavens, the crowd roars. She wears supple hotpants, trendy sports bra-esque top, kneepads and shin guards (over black high boots), all a sheer confection of fine red and silver, and a funky pair of sunglasses. Her high collared cape is her crowning glory; flashy, glamorous, and dazzling and a marvelous colour - the colour of blood and flame and sunsets. Spinning on her heel , Ymir Ocampos points to the cameras and poses for the fans. She proceeded to boldly wade through this huge sea of fans with more energy than a concert.
Stephy Auger: Lotta swagger for somebody that nearly got their head kicked clean off their neck two weeks ago…
Without pause, the fans sing the renowned lyrics as one when Ymir hits the ring, Luke Jackson joining her side. Leaping inside, her smile as bright as the noonday sun, she climbs a turnbuckle to pump an arm in the air and point a single index finger to the sky - an obvious challenge to whoever lurks in heaven. Luke mounts the adjacent set of turnbuckles, keeping an eye on Kimiko-- and hops down when Kimiko makes a lunge for the turned Ocampos. The lights return to normal and the music fades and the referee immediately tries to restore order.
Kris Cruise: “I will eat you alive.” That is what Kimiko said to Luke Jackson two weekends ago.
Stephy Auger: And I fully expect Serpent’s Touch to follow through! Jackson talked about this.. this
animal instinct they all have, right? He’d better find it right now.
Jackson and Ymir jaw off with Valentine, but Valentine is the first to back into her corner, stepping through the ropes and out onto the apron. Reluctantly, Ocampos does the same after short words with Jackson, and the official immediately calls for the bell… and Kimiko immediately goes to level Luke Jackson with a spin kick to the jaw!
Stephy Auger: Kimiko with the knockout--!
Jackson sways back, avoiding Kimiko’s boot by inches, but upon landing she spins, leaping into the air again, snatching Jackson’s arm out of the air, pulling him down for the Cross Armbar! Faye grins wickedly from the apron, but Jackson is able to plant his feet, dragging Kimiko to the ropes. Kimiko glares at him, breaking the grapevine to kick violently at his arm, each shot making a sickening smack while the audience groans.
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kimiko rolls to her feet, away from Jackson, but runs forward and hits a Single-Leg Dropkick to the targeted shoulder! Jackson falls through the ropes and out to the apron while Faye laughs again from the apron. Kimiko slowly rises upright, glaring at Luke before she shoots the ropes, sprinting back with a running hip attack! Luke sails off of the apron, smashing violently into the ringside barrier!
Kris Cruise: Good lord!
Stephy Auger: EAT HIM ALIVE, KIMMIE!
There is a mixed reaction for Serpent’s Touch as Faye stands on the middle rope, peering down at Jackson with a grin as he pulls himself upright. Ymir has moved across the apron, biting her lip in concern as she looks at her partner, shouting words of encouragement… and boos rain down on Kimiko as she charges the ropes, hitting a running hip attack on Ymir Ocampos! Caught off guard, Ymir tumbles from the apron, rolling across the thin mats toward the bottom of the ramp.
”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Kimiko steps through the ropes on Luke’s side of the ring, waiting for him to climb upright, and runs, diving off of the apron for a Flying Hip Attack!
Kris Cruise: Luke ducked!
Kimiko flies spine-first into the barricade with her own momentum. Luke follows up with a Superkick to the jaw, sending Kimiko over the barricade and into the front row to a roar from the crowd!
Kris Cruise: And Jackson boots Kimiko right over the barrier! Momentum shifts away from Serpent’s Touch, just like that!
Luke rolls back into the ring as the referee begins his count! Faye scowls, looking between Luke and Kimiko, who stirs at the feet of the front row.
”ONE!”
“TWO!”
“THREE!”
“FOUR!”
“FIVE!”Kris Cruise: And now Valentine’s off the apron to take matters into her own hands.
Faye mutters under her breath as she takes Kimiko’s arm and helps her to her feet. The dazed Kimiko leaps the barrier… but both women are suddenly taken down as Ymir Ocampos comes flying from the ring after a Triangle Moonsault! The audience roars and Ymir pulls herself up, stomping viciously on Faye, before dropping to her knees and firing away with rights and lefts! Luke Jackson applauds inside the ring, and Kimiko crawls out of the scuffle, grabbing the ring skirt.
”SIX!”
“SEVEN!”
“EIGHT!”
“NINE!”Kimiko pulls herself into the ring under the bottom rope and staggers upright into a DDT from Jackson! Jackson pulls himself up and hits the Standing Moonsault to another pop, leaning back, hooking both of Kimiko’s legs!
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Kickout!Undeterred, Jackson forces Kimiko upright and delivers a Vertical Suplex… before rolling through and nailing a second one! The audience applauds as Jackson forces Kimiko up once more, this time holding her in the air for a few seconds before driving her down with a version of a Falcon Arrow! He leans into a cover again, hooking the far leg!
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Kickout!Kris Cruise: Kimiko won’t stay down!
Stephy Auger: Somebody needs to get a handle on Ymir on the outside, damnit!
Faye Valentine has fought back to her feet, but Ymir delivers a hard right hand to her face and Irish Whips her into the steel ring post! Faye cries out, spinning away from the post… and Ymir charges her, grabbing two handfuls of hair, swinging Faye over the top of the announce table! Faye sits upright, but Ymir dives onto her, tackling her to the ground between the commentary team!
Kris Cruise: Oh my God! Look out!
Stephy Auger: [STATIC]As Ymir and Faye continue to brawl on the outside, Luke Jackson signals for the end in the ring. Kimiko groggily pushes herself to her feet inside the ring and Jackson nods at the fever-pitch audience. He sprints toward Kimiko for the Drive-By Kick… but Kimiko drops down to her hands and knees beneath it! Jackson stumbles over her and turns, right into a Spin Kick! The shot sends a violent
crack! through the arena and Jackson falls to the canvas! Kimiko rolls over him, hooking the near leg!
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THR--
kickout!Kris Cruise: I have no idea how Luke Jackson kicked out of that. Pure instinct, as they say, but both of these Grapplers are in a position now where they need to make a tag, but-- gah! Here we go!
Kris Cruise scurries out of harm’s way, as Stephy Auger has already done. Ymir slams Faye’s face into the top of the commentary table once… twice… but Valentine blocks the third attempt, hitting a back elbow to the jaw! Mouth bloodied, Faye yells in rage before hitting a European Uppercut! Ymir fires back with a right hand but Faye doubles her over with a knee to the gut, throwing her across the top of the announce table and to the floor on the other side. Ymir scrambles to her feet, but Faye takes her down with a double-foot stomp to the sternum, taking her oncoming opponent all the way to the ground! Faye mounts Ymir and begins to unload with closed fists while the rookie covers up.
Kris Cruise: This has gotten completely out of hand! My partner is still without a headset right now.
The official stands at the ropes, yelling for Faye and Ymir to break up their ringside brawl. Kimiko reaches her feet while Luke uses the turnbuckles to pull himself up in the background. Kimiko turns toward him and grins, striding forward and delivering a stiff boot to the back of the head! Luke falls against the turnbuckles and turns around, stumbling onto Kimiko’s shoulders as she hoists him up in the Fireman’s Carry position!
Kris Cruise: Kimiko is looking for the Go To Sleep-- no! Luke counters!
Jackson drops down behind her and hooks Kimiko for a Russian Leg Sweep, but Kimiko sticks her right thumb up and drives it full-force into Luke’s left eye! Jackson cries out in agony, bouncing onto his shoulders and rolling head-over-heels, staggering back into his empty corner as he cries out in pain.
Kris Cruise: Kimiko with a thumb HARD to the eye of Luke Jackson! The ref has his eyes at this fight in front of us and… good lord! Something-- this is out of control!
The referee looks back-and-forth, but ultimately slides out of the ring as he sees an opening between Ymir and Faye, demanding they return to their corners, threatening to end the match in a no contest!
Inside the ring, Kimiko stomps away at the cornered Luke Jackson while Little Rock rains boos down on Serpent’s Touch. Faye Valentine climbs onto the tag apron, blood stained from her bottom lip to her chin. Kimiko slowly walks over to her, placing her head against Valentine’s as Faye speaks to her before tagging Kimiko’s back. Faye rushes across the ring just as Ymir reaches the apron, grabbing Luke out of his corner with two hand-fulls of hair and leaping up onto his shoulders, rolling him up in a Hurricanrana! The ref drops down for the count!
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TWO
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THR-!
Jackson throws the shoulder up, immediately throwing his hand over his eye. Faye pushes herself to her feet, forcing Jackson up by the arm. She shoulder-rushes him into a neutral corner before hitting a European Uppercut! Faye backs into the far corner… and sprints forward, nailing a Running Leg Lariat! Jackson slumps down to his knees and them face-down to the canvas while Faye hangs onto the top rope, spitting blood out onto the apron before giving the booing audience a glare. Faye turns, standing on the second turnbuckle, eyes narrowed at Jackson. Jackson stumbles to his feet and turns-- just as Faye leaps up to the top turnbuckle and dives off, nailing a Shoulder Block that seems to catch Jackson right in the jaw! Both Grapplers land hard and flip across the canvas from the impact to a roar from the Verizon Arena!
Stephy Auger: I’m back on!
Kris Cruise: This audience was willing to give Serpent’s Touch a chance, but their antics have completely soured Little Rock! Luke Jackson might have a serious injury but because of Faye Valentine and Kimiko, the ref hasn’t seen it. Ymir Ocampos has yet to get into this match officially!
Stephy Auger: And if Serpent’s Touch have their way, she’s not going to. Luke Jackson is being dissected, and he was warned! He didn’t have to fly to Arkansas tonight! He could have bought some shoes or something.
Faye Valentine reaches her feet first, measuring Luke as he shakily pushes himself up to his feet, hand still over his eye. Faye rushes forward for a running knee lift…
...and Jackson counters with a Schoolboy, putting all of his weight on top of Valentine! The ref counts!
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Stephy Auger: Kimiko!
Kimiko steps into the ring and hits a running dropkick to the back of Jackson, knocking him off of Valentine! The referee immediately ushers Kimiko out of the ring… but behind his back, Jackson nails Faye Valentine with a Drive-By Kick and rolls out of the way as Ymir Ocampos nails a Springboard Clothesline, knocking Valentine to the ground! Kimiko seethes as she sees this, but is forced to step out to the apron. Ymir rolls out to the apron on the other side of the ring simultaneously, reaching her corner as the ref turns back to the action. Luke hoists Valentine upright and nods to Ymir before nailing a Reverse DDT, driving Valentine to the canvas! He pushes himself to his feet and walks toward his corner, tagging Ocampos in, earning a roar from Little Rock!
Kris Cruise: And finally, Ymir Ocampos is legal!
Stephy Auger: [
Takes off headset]
Faye Valentine reaches a knee… and holds up her hands as she sees Ymir approaching. Palms raised, Valentine backs into a neutral corner, apparently trying to reason with Ymir… but Ocampos rushes forward and drives a knee into Valentine’s jaw! Ymir yells out as she drives rapid knees against the body and neck of Valentine while the ref counts, threatening DQ!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Ymir tries to pull Faye out of the corner, but the bloodied Valentine grips the middle rope with both hands. Ymir takes a step back-- and in that split-second, Faye leaps to her feet and hooks Ymir, launching her overhead and into the corner with an Exploder Suplex! The audience groans at Ymir’s landing and Valentine rolls to the center of the ring, breathing heavily.
Kris Cruise: Ymir! She just got dropped on her head! Ymir Ocampos just took one of the nastiest Exploders I’ve seen in years, but Faye Valentine is in no condition to capitalize!
Luke Jackson rushes away from the tag rope, kneeling down near the neutral corner to check on Ymir. Faye grins as she stirs in the middle of the ring, rolling onto her stomach to begin crawling toward Kimiko! Kimiko holds her hand out and Jackson tries to urge Ymir to crawl back to their tag corner, but the rookie is unable to do anything more than reach her knees before Kimiko gets the tag! Kimiko rushes toward Jackson, taking a swipe at him, but he ducks down from the apron, glaring at Kimiko! Kimiko nails a spin kick to Ymir’s gut, taking her into the corner… before beginning to unload with shoot kicks to her chest!
Stephy Auger: And here comes Kimiko, lighting this kid’s chest up.
Kris Cruise: Nice of you to join us again.
Kimiko drags Ymir to the center of the ring, driving a boot into her gut, taking her to a knee. She lifts her up for what appears to be a Powerbomb… before hoisting her up even higher above her head!
Kris Cruise: I think I know where this is going-- wait!
Ymir begins to squirm in the air and drops down from Kimiko’s grap, nailing a Snap Hurricanrana that sends Kimiko across the ring! Kimiko rolls to her feet, shooting the ropes, but puts the brakes on before she runs into a Dropkick! Ymir lands awkwardly and Kimiko goes for a stomp to the skull of the rookie, but Ocampos rolls to her feet… and into a Back Fist! The shot rattles Ymir! Kimiko hooks her for a Suplex, lifting her upright…
...and Ymir twists in the air, dropping down to nail a Stunner to a roar from the Verizon Arena!
Kris Cruise: What a counter!
Stephy Auger: Who is teaching her this stuff…?
Kris Cruise: I don’t know if Ymir got all of it, but the move did as advertised. Kimiko is stunned!
Kimiko stumbles into the ropes as Ymir climbs to her feet. Ymir charges forward for a Clothesline, but Kimiko ducks and races past her-- then pivots and races back, hooking Ocampos in a front facelock before racing up the turnbuckles and nailing a Tornado DDT that smashes Ymir’s face into the top rope while Kimiko lands on the apron! Kimiko nods, grinning as she walks to the turnbuckles and begins to ascend to the top rope, glaring down at the fallen rookie. Kimiko shakes her head before leaping from the top for a Shooting Star Press!
Stephy Auger: Look out for the knees!
Kimiko howls in pain as Ocampos lifts her knees up, causing Kimiko to crash rib-first across them!
Kris Cruise: This might’ve just turned around!
Luke Jackson calls out for a tag as the audience reaches a roar once again! Faye Valentine sits on the apron, but grabs the tag rope to pull herself up, yelling for Kimiko. Ymir reaches her feet first, looking toward Jackson-- but as she steps forward, Kimiko grabs her leg! Immediately, Kimiko sweeps her other leg, sending Ymir to the ground before looking for the Leg Trap Camel Clutch!
Stephy Auger: Haha! Where is this coming from, Cruise?! Tell me!
Kris Cruise: I have no idea! I thought Ocampos got the better of Kimiko with that counter, but Kimiko might earn the submission!
Ymir cries out in agony, but fights to get a knee beneath her body in the Camel Clutch! Kimiko fights to keep Ymir planted against the mat, but Ocampos manages to crawl toward Luke Jackson! Fingertips away, the audience grows loud… but Kimiko abandons the hold, jumping to her feet and using Ymir as a step to leap into the air and hit a knee strike to the face of Luke Jackson! Luke falls to his back on the apron, grabbing at his eye again and Kimiko follows up with a Dragon Suplex to Ocampos! Kimiko bridges!
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TH--!
Kris Cruise: Somehow, Ymir gets the shoulder up again!
Stephy Auger: Somehow. But it’s not gonna matter much longer! We’ve got a barely-conscious minor and a blind dude against the best tag team on this side of FGA!
Little Rock groans for Ymir as Kimiko drags her across the ring by the hair, earning a scolding from the referee. Kimiko stops in front of her corner and tags the hand of Faye Valentine. Kimiko performs a standing side headlock on Ymir in the center of the ring, craning her neck awkwardly while Faye backs into her own corner… and rushes forward for a Bicycle Kick--
Kris Cruise: Look at this!
Ymir Ocampos pulls herself free from Kimiko and shoves her forward to a gasp from the crowd! Faye fires the Bicycle Kick right into Kimiko’s face, but Kimiko catches the boot in her hands with only millimeters to spare!
Stephy Auger: She almost--!
Ymir hits a Front Dropkick to the back of Kimiko, sending her face-first into Faye’s boot anyway! Faye’s eyes widen as Kimiko collapses to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Faye runs toward the grounded Ymir-- but Ocampos counters with a Kip-Up Release Hurricanrana! Faye stumbles to her feet as Ymir scrambles to hers… and dives into her corner, making the tag to Luke Jackson! The Verizon Arena comes alive again as Jackson, one eye squeezed shut, climbs up to the top rope and leaps off, nailing a Flying Bulldog to Valentine!
Kris Cruise: Bulldog off the top by Jackson! Faye is down!
Luke Jackson hooks the leg for a cover!
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THRE-!
Stephy Auger: And you continue to underestimate Serpent’s Touch!
Kris Cruise: Not at all, just-- and now where’s he going?!
Luke Jackson shakes his head, rising to his feet, stomping Faye across the ribs once for good measure. He goes out to the apron, groggily climbing the turnbuckles… but pauses as he sees Ymir colliding with the steel steps on the other side of the ring! Kimiko, although still shaken up, and now bleeding from the mouth like her partner, picks Ymir up and throws her against the steps a second time, this time separating the top from the bottom! Ymir cries out in agony and Luke turns his attention back to Faye, but she’s already up to a knee! Valetine dives into the ropes and Luke lands awkward, straddling himself before crashing head-first down to the canvas below!
Stephy Auger: Luke Jackson out here breaking all the rules of baseball!
Faye pulls him away from the corner, rolling Jackson up with a tight Schoolboy while the audience boos. The ref drops down, making the count as Kimiko allows Ymir to weakly pull herself onto the apron.
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THREE!
Ymir makes it into the ring, but collapses several feet from Luke and Valentine. Luke rolls out of the Schoolboy, groaning in pain as Faye stands up, but the ref calls for the bell.
J.A. Aldridge: Here are your winners… SEEEERRRPENT’S TOOOUUUCH!
With Faye and Kimiko both already on the ramp, the ref raises a fist, pointing to the pair with the other hand to signify their victory before dropping down to check on Luke Jackson, who still complains about his eye. Ymir Ocampos kneels beside him, but glares venomously at Faye Valentine and Kimiko as they back up the ramp.
Stephy Auger: I bet you’ll complain about how this ended. About how Kimiko took advantage of Ymir outside the ring. But Ymir started this tonight-- remember that! She went out there to pick a fight with Faye Valentine who was just trying to help her partner up. And this match got out of control because of that. Kimiko was just delivering a receipt on Faye’s behalf. They're lucky that they weren't eaten alive! Luke and Ymir had that coming and now we know without a doubt who the better Grapplers are!
Kris Cruise: Jackson and Ocampos continue to improve every time we see them. Serpent’s Touch won this match by the skin of their teeth and under different circumstances, we could see a different result in the future. But for now, this battle goes to Valentine and Kimiko.
We fade to black on the glares of Luke and Ymir, directed up toward the grinning members of Serpent’s Touch.