Only the Strong Survive (04.15.17)
Apr 17, 2017 12:44:05 GMT -5
Post by FGA Office on Apr 17, 2017 12:44:05 GMT -5
MAIN EVENT
GOLD RUSH RUMBLE
GOLD RUSH RUMBLE
J.A. Aldridge: The following contest is your main event of the evening and it is the GOLD RUSH RUMBLE!
Cheers and applause can be heard throughout the crowd.
J.A. Aldridge: Here are the rules! The grapplers that drew numbers One and Two will start the match. After every 90 seconds, a new grappler will join the match. This continues until all 30 participants have entered the ring. Elimination occurs when you have been thrown over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. The last grappler remaining will be declared the winner and will earn a guaranteed FGA Undisputed Championship Match at ALL-STAR SHOWDOWN SIX!
Cheers and applause can once again be heard throughout the crowd.
J.A. Aldridge: Now let us find out who drew #1!
Kris Cruise: Alright, Stephy, who’s it gonna be? Who drew #1?
Stephy Auger: Anyone but The Chief. Anyone but The Chief! Anyone but The Chief!
The lights go out. A few seconds later, "Senbonzakura" (violin cover) by Lindsey Stirling plays, the lights go back on, and Julian Tijerrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnaa!!! comes out, bathed in purple and pink spotlight and holding a purple rose, which he smells.
Kris Cruise: It’s Julian Tijerina! The Spanish Sweetheart!
He pivots slowly for the benefit of the crowd. On his way to the ring, he high-fives fans and surrenders his rose to a lucky girl at ringside.
Stephy Auger: He can hand out those roses to all the fans he wants. That’s not gonna get him far in this Rumble!
Julian gracefully climbs inside the ring. Once inside the ring, Julian spins on his toes with both arms stretched to either side and his head towards the ceiling. He stops and slowly, almost dramatically, removes his mask and shows his own grin, a more attractive version of the mask's. In one fluid motion, Julian takes off the poncho, and ends up with both arms once again stretched to either side, one hand holding his mask while the other holding the poncho.
Kris Cruise: Julian Tijerina was one of the many competitors that took part in the Battle Royal on the last edition of Vertigo. The winner of that match would go on to draw from numbers 20 and 30 in the Rumble.
Stephy Auger: Yeah, Tijerina lost that match and look at him now! He could’ve potentially been #30. Now, he’s #1. Aw, poor thing!
Surrendering the mask and the poncho to the referee, Julian climbs the turnbuckle and again stretches both arms to either side before applauding the fans, randomly waving and pointing at people, blowing kisses at cute girls, and occasionally winking. Finally, he goes back down, stretches with the ropes' help, and waits for his opponent to get in the ring with him.
J.A. Aldridge: Now let us find out who drew #2!
The venue quiets down and soon buzzes with the fans' chatter amongst themselves before there's some action on top of the entrance ramp. Blake Rogers walks out with his hands on his hips.
Kris Cruise: Oh my!
Stephy Auger: These two are no strangers to each other.
Kris Cruise: No they are not. These two have been feuding with each other since Final Frontier last December!
The crowd begins to mostly boo him as he looks around at them and walks down to the ring, cracking his knuckles and rolling his wrists a bit as he does so.
Stephy Auger: Yes they have! On this past edition of Vertigo, Tijerina eliminated Rogers, the eliminated himself so that he could go after Rogers again. I know Tijerina can’t stand Rogers and more power to him for eliminating an opponent. But was eliminating himself and going after Rogers worth ending up at #1?
Kris Cruise: Apparently so, because now Rogers is #2 in there with him!
As soon as Rogers slides into the ring, the bell sounds as Tijerina runs over and puts the boots to him. The cheers continue as Tijerina picks up Rogers, marches into the corner and slams him face-first into the top turnbuckle. After turning Rogers around, Tijerina lights up his chest with chops that echo throughout the arena. He then takes Rogers and goes for an irish whip. But Rogers reverses, sending Tijerina crashing into the turnbuckles. Rogers then charges across the ring and goes to attack Tijerina. But Tijerina ducks and dumps Rogers over the top rope to cheers from the crowd.
Stephy Auger: Uh oh!
Kris Cruise: It looks like we might have our first elimination already!
… but instead of falling to the floor, Rogers lands safely on the apron. When Tijerina turns around, the crowd boos when Rogers doubles him over with a shoulder thrust through the ropes. He then grabs Tijerina and goes for a vertical suplex. Shrieks and gasps can be heard from the crowd as Rogers lifts him up. But Tijerina kicks his legs, forcing Rogers to lower him back down. But Rogers isn’t done. He then lifts up Tijerina for another vertical suplex. This time, Tijerina knees him in the head on the way up. After Tijerina is lowered back down, Tijerina runs into the corner and connects with a springboard dropkick, knocking Rogers down to cheers from the crowd. But instead of bouncing off the apron and falling to the floor, Rogers reaches over with his left arm and hooks it around the bottom rope. His right foot falls and touches the floor. But before his left foot hits the floor, Rogers quickly hoists himself back up onto the apron. Tijerina tries to shove him off the apron. But Rogers reaches over with his right arm and rakes him across the eyes.
Kris Cruise: What a close call!
Stephy Auger: We’re about to get out next entrant!
Crowd: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!
*HORN SOUNDS*
*HORN SOUNDS*
#3 - “My Time is Now” hits the speakers as John Blade makes his way out to the stage.
Kris Cruise: Oh my God! He’s here! He’s here! “BIG JOHN MATCH” John Blade has returned!
Stephy Auger: Oh brother…
Blade heads over and talks to the cameraman as he bounces around a little. He then turns and acknowledges the red hot Tampa crowd, who are chanting “Big John Match” to the tune of his entrance music…
Crowd: BIG JOOOOOHN MAAAAAAATCH!!! BIG JOOOOOOHN MAAAAAAAAAATCH!!! BIG JOOOOOHN MAAAAAAAAATCH!!! BIG JOOOOOHN MAAAAAAAATCH!!!
Blade holds up his “NEVER GIVE UP!” logo flag before tossing it to the fans. Blade turns and salutes the fans before running down towards the ring.
Stephy Auger: That’s right, use all your energy running down to the ring like a dummy, Blade.
Kris Cruise: Never doubt the strategy of Big John Match, Stephy!
Stephy Auger: …
As soon as Blade slides into the ring, Rogers throws out a running clothesline. But Blade ducks and runs into the ropes. When Rogers turns around, he gets knocked down by a diving shoulder block. The cheers continue as Rogers gets knocked down by another diving shoulder block! And another! And another. After Rogers returns to his feet, he throws out a wild haymaker. But Blade ducks, lifts him up and throws him down with a spin out powerbomb! Blade gets back to his feet, walks over to Rogers’ head, leans forward and waves his hand in front of his face.
Crowd: YOU CAN’T SEE ME!
Blade turns and runs into the ropes. When Blade returns, he shimmy shakes his shoulders, dust one of his shoulders off and drops a fist right to his face.
Kris Cruise: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE from BIG JOH MATCH JOHN BLADE GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
Stephy Auger: What is wrong with you!?
Blade crouches down as he waits to lift Rogers up for the Blade Breaker. But then, Tijerina rolls him up from behind, lifts him up and slams him down with the Sombra Driver.
Stephy Auger: I never thought I’d say this. But Thank You, Julian Tijerina!
As Blade slowly gets back to his feet, Tijerina runs into the ropes. When he comes back, he brings Blade down with the Sling Blade. Tijerina returns to his feet, runs towards the ropes, hops onto the middle ropes and flips back, connecting with a Lionsault. As Tijerina gets up off of Blade, Rogers quickly grabs him from behind, runs and tosses him over the top rope.
Stephy Auger: YES! YES! YES!
Rogers turns around and throws his arms up. But unbeknownst to him, Tijerina landed safely on his feet. He then runs into the corner and runs up to the top turnbuckle. When Rogers turns around, the crowd cheers when Tijerina knocks him down with a top rope superkick!
Kris Cruise: The high risk pays off for The Spanish Sweetheart! Though I’d advise him against going to the top rope again in a match like this.
Crowd: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!
*HORN SOUNDS*
*HORN SOUNDS*
#4 - “Lik Down” hits the speakers as NEON rushes down the aisle while the crowd boos.
Stephy Auger: It’s “The Queen of Mean” NEON!
Kris Cruise: Yeah, but I don’t see any of the other two members of Camp Envi anywhere!
NEON continues to rush down to the ring before coming to a screeching halt. She stops once she sees Tijerina waiting for her. The Spanish Sweetheart keeps his eyes locked on NEON and vice versa. The Queen of Mean slowly makes her way up the aisle before winking an eye at Tijerina, causing The Spanish Sweetheart to smile from ear to ear.
Kris Cruise: Don’t fall for it, Julian! She’s up to no good.
The crowd is chanting ‘NO! NO! NO!” at Tijerina. But he can’t hear a thing while NEON is giving him the “come hither” gesture. Tijerina quickly asks one of his roses. Once one of the ringside members tosses the rose into the ring, Tijerina puts the rose between his teeth. He continues to saunter over towards NEON until Rogers blasts him from behind with a northern lariat. The boos continues as Rogers puts the boots to him. NEON then enters the ring and joins in. The two continue to put the boots to Tijerina while Blade tries to pull himself up in the corner.
Kris Cruise: John Blade might be Julian Tijerina’s best chance at surviving this beating right now.
Stephy Auger: HA! If Tijerina has to rely on the likes of John Blade to survive, then he’s already lost!
The boos continue as Rogers and NEON pick up Tijerina and toss him into the corner. Rogers marches into the corner and blasts Tijerina with a knife edge chop that echoes throughout the arena. NEON then rakes him across the eyes before bringing him out of the corner. After a knee to the midsection doubles Tijerina over, she takes off into the ropes. When NEON returns, she knocks Tijerina down with Lights Out. Rogers then goes over, reaches down, wraps his arms around Tijerina’s waist and slowly lifts him up before hitting a release deadlift German Suplex. The boos continue while Tijerina howls in pain.
Kris Cruise: These two have Tijerina in a bad way, Stephy!
Stephy Auger: You know, I’d normally say just take the poor sap and toss him out of the ring. But you know what? I kind of like seeing Tijerina get the crap kicked out of him. Keep up the good work, guys!
While NEON watches Rogers put the boots to Tijerina, Blade spins her around and rocks her with a series of right hands to the face. Blade then turns and runs into the ropes. When Blade returns, NEON nails Blade with a big boot to the face. Big John Match is dazed, but not ut. So NEON turns and runs back into the ropes. When she returns, she blasts Blade with another big boot to the face knocking him back a few steps. While Blade tries to shake out the cobwebs, NEON turns and runs back into the ropes. When she returns, the crowd cheers as Blade scoops her up across his shoulders for the Blade Breaker.
Crowd: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!
*HORN SOUNDS*
*HORN SOUNDS*
#5 - “Young Nation” hits the speakers as Sadie San Francisco walks down the aisle with determination in her step. The crowd showers the Camp Envi member with boos.
Stephy Auger: You wanted to see another member of da Camp? Well here you go, Cruise!
Kris Cruise: Yeah, I see her! But how will these two coexist! There’s always been animosity between these two, no matter how hard they tried to hide it. They made a great team in the Battle Royal on the last Vertigo. But NEON ended up eliminating her!.
Stephy Auger: Bygones!
Kris Cruise: That’s Dom’s line!
As soon as Sadie enters the ring, she watches as Blade is trying to dump NEON over the top turnbuckle. NEON grabs onto the top rope with both hands and tries to hang on for dear life. Meanwhile, Blade continues to fight for the elimination. Sadie continues to watch NEON struggle to stay in the match… until she heads over and nails Blade with a shoot kick to the midsection, causing Blade to double over as he drops NEON. The Queen of Mean looks over and eyes Sadie while The Pope takes Blade and slams him face-first into the top turnbuckle. The boos continue as Sadie mudhole stomps Blade down into the corner. She then chokes Big John Match while pulling on the top rope.
Back across the ring, Rogers takes Tijerina and goes for an irish whip. But Tijerina reverses, sending Rogers into the ropes. When Rogers returns, Tijerina goes for a back body drop. After Rogers slips down from behind, the crowd cheers when Tijerina follows up with a Pelé Kick. He then returns to his feet before running into the ropes. When Tijerina returns, he plants Rogers with a Tilt-a-Whirl Surprise (tilt-a-whirl headscissors transitioned into a DDT). While Rogers is down, Tijerina steps out onto the apron and goes for La Guillotina (slingshot leg drop). But Rogers moves out of the way. He then quickly lifts up Tijerina’s leg before dropping down into a leg grapevine submission.
Across the ring, Camp Envi stare each other down before grabbing Blade and tossing him into the ropes. When Blade returns, they set up for a double back body drop. But Blade stops and kicks NEON square in the face. When Sadie stands up, she gets rocked with three right hands before Blade lifts her up across his shoulders.
Kris Cruise: Blade Breaker! He’s going for the Blade Breaker!
Before Blade can slam Sadie down, she nails him with hard elbows to the side of the head. After slipping down from behind, Sadie turns him around before delivering the Downward Spiral. The boos continue as Camp Envi pick up Blade and whip him into the ropes. When Blade returns, Camp Envi pick up Blade, take several steps and drop him with a hot shot across the top rope. As Blade slowly turns around, Sadie and NEON run over and deliver a double clothesline, sending Blade over the top rope and to the floor!
(JOHN BLADE - ELIMINATED)
Stephy Auger: Blade’s outta here!
Crowd: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!
*HORN SOUNDS*
*HORN SOUNDS*
#6 - The crowd cheers when “Whirring” hits the speakers. Lowri Moss steps through the curtain and jogs down to the ring.
Kris Cruise: Here’s one of the many FGA grapplers that has a problem with our new Mid-Atlantic Legacy Champion, Lowri Moss.
Stephy Auger: Why? What did AMIRA do to her, other than screw her over in that Battle Royal two weeks ago? If anything, AMIRA was just showing the youngster just how tough this business is. One day, Lowri will be thanking AMIRA.
Kris Cruise: I highly doubt that…
Lowri rolls in, then quickly rolls back out once Sadie and NEON rush over to stomp on her.
Lowri makes her way around one of the ring posts and tries to roll back in. But she quickly rolls back out when NEON rushes over to attack. Lowri then heads in the opposite direction, rounds a few ring posts and slides back in, then slides back out when Sadie approaches.
Stephy Auger: Don’t be scared, kid! Get in there!
Kris Cruise: The referees have to do something. Lowri’s got to be able to get in the ring.
NEON walks across the ring, sits down on the middle rope and holds the top rope up for Lowri. Lowri looks around at the crowd, who are telling her “NO!” When she looks back towards the ring, she sees NEON waving her in.
Kris Cruise: Don’t do it, Lowri! Don’t fall for it!
Stephy Auger: She’s already tricked one grappler tonight, Cruise. Why not make it two!
Lowri motions to climb up onto the apron, then quickly gets back down, grabs NEON by the leg and yanks her down. The crowd cheers as she drags NEON to the outside before irish whipping her into the guardrail.
Stephy Auger: What the heck!? That little ungrateful…
Sadie rushes over to attack Lowri when she gets up on the apron. But Lowri’s able to knock her back with a shoulder thrust through the ropes. After Lowri steps into the ring, Sadie rushes back over to attack. But Lowri knocks her back with a roundhouse kick to the head. She then runs over and knocks Sadie down with a dropsault. When Sadie gets back up, Lowri runs over and brings her down with an STO. The cheers continue as Lowri picks up Sadie and whips her into the corner. She then rushes into the corner and connects with an enzuigiri. As Sadie stumbles along the ropes, Lowri returns to her feet and runs into the far ropes. When she returns, she goes for a clothesline. But Sadie ducks and dumps Lowri over the top rope…
… but instead of crashing to the floor, Lowri lands safely on the apron. When Sadie turns around, Lowri pops her in the face with a right hand. Out of nowhere comes NEON, who tries to yank Lowri off the apron. But Lowri hangs on with her all her might. But while Lowri is busy trying to fight off NEON, Sadie rushes over and connects with the Palo Alto, knocking Lowri off the apron and to the floor. The boos continue as NEON stomps away on Lowri before rolling back inside.
Kris Cruise: Oh no!
Stephy Auger: Oh yes! That’s yet another elimination!
In the corner, Rogers repeatedly slams Tijerina face-first into the top turnbuckle before wrapping his arms around his waist and trying to hoist him over the top rope. But Tijerina blocks by wrapping his arms around the top rope. While the two foes struggle for position, NEON and Sadie turn and face the entrance. But out of the corner of Sadie’s eyes, she looks over at NEON.
Crowd: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!
*HORN SOUNDS*
*HORN SOUNDS*
#7 - The crowd explodes with cheers when “Lose My Breath” blasts over the PA. Noelle Smith steps through the curtain.
Kris Cruise: Oh, here we go!
Stephy Auger: You know NEON and Sadie would love nothing more than to make up for that loss from earlier tonight.
Smith motions towards the aisle, but stops, turns and walks right back through the curtain.
Stephy Auger: HA! I knew she was scared! I knew she didn’t have it in her to WHAT IN THE WORLD!
Smith steps back through the curtain with her bedazzled kendo stick in hand. Smith raises the kendo stick and poses with it to cheers from the crowd. Sadie narrows her eyes while NEON can be seen waving Noelle on.
Stephy Auger: She’s can’t do that! She can’t bring that thing into the ring! Refs! Do your job and stop that woman!
Noelle tosses the kendo stick between both hands before pointing at both NEON and Sadie. The Camp Envi members ready themselves as Smith slides into the ring. Sadie then steps back behind NEON, allowing the Queen of Mean to catch the first strike - a kendo stick strike to the midsection. Noelle then whacks NEON across the back with the stick, causing her to stumble into the ropes. Noelle then reaches back and goes to knock NEON’s head off. But Sadie snatches the kendo stick from behind. When Noelle turns around, Sadie swings the stick violently at Noelle’s head. But Noelle ducks out of the way, causing NEON to get cracked in the head with the kendo stick.
Kris Cruise: Sadie missed!
Stephy Auger: OH NO!
The Queen of Mean collapses to the canvas as Sadie looks on, expressionless. When Sadie turns around, Noelle kicks the stick out of her hand and to the outside with a Muay Thai high kick. After a spinning back kick to the midsection, Noelle takes Sadie and goes for an irish whip. But Sadie reverses, sending Noelle into the ropes. When Noelle returns, she sends Sadie to the mat with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown. Sadie gets back up, but Noelle knocks her down with a dropkick. And another. Noelle then takes The Pope and whips her into the far ropes. When Sadie returns, Noelle throws her down with a back body drop. She then runs over and connects with a forearm smash, sending NEON over the top rope. While The Queen of Mean pulls herself up on the apron, Noelle steps out onto the apron. She then runs over at NEON, leaps up onto her shoulders and delivers a running hurricanrana, sending NEON flying off the apron and to the floor to cheers from the crowd.
(NEON - ELIMINATED)
Kris Cruise: One down, two to go, Stephy! So much for Camp Envi running through this entire Rumble!
Stephy Auger: She’s going to pay for this. Trust me on that, Cruise.
Back across the ring, Tijerina takes Rogers and goes for an irish whip. But Rogers reverses, sending Tijerina into the corner. Rogers then charges into the corner, but Tijerina counters with a back elbow to the face. Tijerina then hoists himself up onto the middle ropes. But before he can do anything, Rogers connects with a dropkick, knocking Tijerina over the top rope. The crowd gasps as the Tijerina tumbles down. But instead of falling to the floor, he lands on the apron and quickly pulls himself back inside.
Crowd: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!
*HORN SOUNDS*
*HORN SOUNDS*