AfterBurn Exclusive Interview with Kris Cruise We cut to the commentator’s desk where Kris Cruise sits by herself, pushing a tablet aside before folding her hands and looking into the camera. As she speaks, her voice carries throughout the arena via microphone as opposed to the typical function.
Kris Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time as an AfterBurn exclusive, live via satellite from New York City please welcome, Noelle Smith.
There are cheers from the fans still inside the arena that stayed for the special. We cut to Noelle Smith, visible on the Tron. Dressed in subdued colors of dusky purple, her top wrapped like a Sari, she gives a little wave to the fans watching and Kris herself.
Noelle Smith: Thank you Kris, you’re too kind. While I would have liked to have been there myself tonight, it simply wasn’t meant to be. I’d like to take a moment here while I can to say that I also hope that the fans enjoyed watching the matches that my fellow Frontier Grappling Arts wrestlers put on, and from some of the buzz I’ve already seen on the message boards, there are some very excitable fans out there!
Kris Cruise: Indeed! All things considered, tonight’s Beat the Clock challenge, as well as its participants-- and lack thereof, which we’ll get to momentarily-- have drawn a considerable amount of buzz before the show even began. With Izzy Anders pulling off the victory, how do y…
“Can You Feel It?” hits the arena’s PA. Though there aren’t as many fans still in attendance to generate a ton of noise, those remaining have flocked toward the ringside barricade, many screaming for Envi just at the prospect of meeting one of the star’s pot-show. Kris Cruise looks visibly annoyed as Evan Envi and Sadie San Francisco emerge from the back. Envi makes it a point to roll through the ring and out the other side, just so he doesn’t have to get
too close to the outstretched hands of the fans crowding the barriers. He makes his way over to the commentary table while Sadie comes up behind Kris Cruise and removes her headset. Cruise can be heard saying “are you serious?” as Sadie motions for her to exit, prompting Kris to at least stand up. Evan Envi and Sadie San Francisco take a seat behind the desk. Sadie places the headset on Evan’s head and Evan clears his throat into the mic piece.
Evan Envi: Testing, testing. One-two-three. Testing. Can you hear my deep, manly vocals?
He chuckles, looking up at the Tron, feigning shock when he sees Noelle Smith.
Evan Envi: Holy-- hey Noelle!
Sadie also waves, though the sarcasm quickly sours the small crowd. Their reaction toward Camp Envi devolves into a mixed one. Deflated, Kris Cruise mouths an apology to Noelle Smith before leaving the scene.
Noelle Smith: It’s fine, Kris. It’s not your fault… I suppose you’re going to tell me why you’d bother to interrupt this little gathering? I’d have thought you’d have something else to do.
With a bit of effort Noelle controls any hint of sarcasm in her own response, sitting there calmly as she stares directly at Evan.
Evan Envi: Um.
Evan watches Cruise leave while he ponders his response before he puts his head down, laughing a little. He shakes his head, looking up again at Noelle with narrowed eyes.
Evan Envi: Noelle, I’m the one sitting behind the important desk asking the hard-hitting questions, alright? So tell me, in your own words. HOW DOES IT FEEL… to be excluded from such an important tournament? Here’s
Cordelia making history with her Undisputed Championship and Izzy Anders, winning her right for a piece of it-- which disgusts me-- but where… where are you, exactly? New York?
Evan and Sadie turn to each other, laughing aloud. Evan throws his hands up.
Evan Envi: How’s that feel, to know THE CHIEF took your spot?!
Noelle Smith: Hmm. Did you though? Did the ‘Chief’...
Noelle lifted her hands up gracefully to provide the air quotes, then let them drop.
Noelle Smith: ...take
my spot? No, no he did not. I will tell you what Evan Harrison did though. Evan Harrison had a spot and he failed to seize the day, much like he failed to seize the Pride title. In fact I think the only thing you’ve actually succeeded in doing besides fail to see what’s right in front of your face is run Mark Storm right out of wrestling.
A pause. Then Noelle laughs softly.
Noelle Smith: No, wait, you didn’t do that either I just saw that he’s back again like a really bad copy of Eminem.
Evan smiles faintly, resting his chin on his palm as he looks up at Noelle from the announce table. With a small sigh, tracing an invisible design on the table as he thinks, Evan finally responds.
Evan Envi: You might’ve been invited here tonight, had your training not been all for naught at Grapple Kingdom. But instead, you were told ‘nah, not necessary.’ Instead of YOU being here, wrestling Savannah Taylor for a shot at the FGA Undisputed Championship it was me, and… yeah… I wasted that. Savannah cost me my opportunity, KNOWING she couldn’t beat me, so she got us both counted out. And it was wasted. And I’m still in shock. Shock. So I’ll address that later. But here’s what really bothers me.
Evan readjusts in his seat, glaring up at the screen.
Evan Envi: What do YOU get an AfterBurn special interview for? Who
cares what YOU have to say? They should’ve hooked a satellite dish up to my locker-room and interviewed ME about how I--
Noelle Smith: How about you start working smarter instead of harder, Evan? These fans wanted to see me. Unlike you? I actually look at the mail, the things they send to the company. So I made sure that these fans would get a chance to have what they actually wanted. It’s not
my fault you didn’t think of doing something like this on your own.
She pauses and then holds up a finger, a very tiny smile coming to her lips.
Noelle Smith: I mean, don’t you have a person that’s responsible for doing just this kind of thing, set up these sort of intimate encounters with a favorite star,
for you? I mean surely the Great and Powerful Chief has someone on his staff, that keeps this sort of oversight from happening?
Sadie takes the headset from Evan, placing it on her own head. She gives Noelle a cold, empty smile.
Sadie San Francisco: Despite how fascinated Evan is with
all things that aren’t his, including this interview… he doesn’t need it. Because these fans aren’t left feeling empty and unsatisfied when he walks out of the arena like they are when you compete. So the company doesn’t feel they have to fabricate the need for an ‘AfterBurn special’ to justify his spot on the FGA roster.
The fans in attendance boo Sadie, though she ignores it, speaking over them.
Sadie San Francisco: Fan mail...
please. That's a joke. Who truly needs to see another second of Noelle Smith, ever again?
Sadie rolls her eyes toward the cheering fans at the barricade in Memphis, responding tiredly without moving a muscle.
Sadie San Francisco: You guys don’t count. You’re permadrunks.
Noelle grins slightly then waves her fingers at the fans, blowing them kisses and as expected they react with cheers (even though it’s likely a lot louder than would be, simply due to the irritation of Sadie’s words). Noelle laughs and shakes her curls out before she leans back in her chair, relaxed again.
Noelle Smith: This is why you’re always going to be wrong. Haven’t figured it out on your own yet, but you’re bright enough. It’ll occur to you. Just because you don’t want it Sadie? There’s going to be so much more. All dedicated to you! No, wait. That’s a fib. Because it’s really dedicated to all of them. Whether you or him like it or not? Well be real, whether anyone else that I work with wants it or not? These fans still do. There’s a reason my things sell consistently high, Sadie. It’s simple cause and effect. You can hate on these fans all you want, because I promise you, the people that they want to see know it.
She smiles, just a tiny bit softer.
Noelle Smith: The one person here tonight that they don’t want to see, is you! But since I’m the nice one, I can actually help you fix that little problem you’ve got there. I guarantee you that I can in fact help you with this flaw of yours. It’s just wonderful.
Sadie glares up at Noelle’s face on the screen, but doesn’t say anything. The slight turn of her head shows a reasonable expectation for Noelle to go on.
Noelle Smith: You get a present, Sadie. I’m going to give you something that Evan’s little friend NeNe wanted so badly that she tried to get it swinging and missing on Twitter. We’ll go up to the offices or fax something…
She waved her hand dismissively.
Noelle Smith: Since you know, really isn’t that how everything gets done? Bark and bark and bark orders at the owners until they cave? Please. This though will give the fans what they want, and
that is something that the office would like to see happen. But you? Get to have a match with me. Should be a total breeze for you right, Sadie? Since I’m no good in that ring, since no one wants to see me wrestle, I’m sure you’ll just waltz in and beat me so fast you’ll even get a better result than Izzy. Oooh won’t
that prove your point?
The small crowd surrounding the barriers cheer in anticipation. Evan shakes his head, motioning to Noelle that they’re finished with their interruption-- but Sadie doesn’t budge as Evan stands up.
Sadie San Francisco: Your funeral.
The corners of Sadie’s lips briefly tug into a smile, but it seems to fade back to the same cold expression as before. Evan looks either absolutely horrified or absolutely disgusted that Sadie would accept, though the surrounding crowd is ecstatic.
Noelle Smith: Lovely, Evan can pay for the flowers.
Noelle smiles sweetly and waves at the fans again before the feed cuts. Back at ringside, Sadie removes her headset and stands up, throwing it aside, looking satisfied with herself. Confused, Evan follows her around the ring and up the ramp to the back, questioning her decision-making the entire way until the scene cuts.