Show and Tell
Feb 7, 2017 18:54:22 GMT -5
Post by Top Tier Terry on Feb 7, 2017 18:54:22 GMT -5
Settle down children!
BILLY: My name is Billy! Mr. Triple T?
TRIPLE T: Triple T is just fine Billy…
BILLY: Okay…Mr.Triple T my dad says that you are nothing more than a showboating pretty boy that’s afraid of the real competition in 3GW.
TRIPLE T: That is a very interesting opinion however as this belt I’m holding shows I can, and have beaten some of the best the 3GW has to offer.
BILLY: But you ain’t the Paramountain Champion.
TRIPLE T: First off its Paramount Champion, and you must have amazing English grades. Second, I’m pretty sure that once I get the opportunity at the Paramount title I will show your dad and everyone else that doubts me that I am the best.
Ok, now that that’s been addressed let’s talk about the importance of…uh yes you in the back.
CONNER: My name is Conner…why is that man holding a camera?
TRIPLE T: I’m glad you asked that Conner thank you. Well as you know we have shows on Thursday’s called Challenge. And in order to get people to tune in we do what’s called a ”Promo” it’s basically something to get the fans excited. I am going to do one after this little get together, but I thought I would have this recorded so I can remember meeting all of you great…question asking kids.
CONNER: Ewwwww! My dad watches “porno” all the time. My mom says he’s disgusting.
BILLY: My dad thinks Majima should be 15 Champion. And that Cyncity is going to croosoopie you.
TRIPLE T: How have you made it this far in life Billy? It’s crucify and no she is not. Also Majima is not the champion because Majima has not beaten me. And if he wants a shot at the champ, I ain’t hard to find!
RANDOM GIRL IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM: Can you have Maritza come talk to us?
RANDOM BOY: She’s soooo hot!
TRIPLE T: Hot? What? How old are you…ok obviously you guys are more interested in what I do than what I came to talk about. So let me tell you what’s going to happen at Challenge.
Thursday Night three people that don’t really get along all that much will have no choice but to work together against Cyncity and two men that worship her. They are willing to do whatever they have to do to make her happy. It’s going to be tough. Especially with the lack of trust on our team. We are not all that fond of each other and all of us will have a shot at each other in the future and I look forward to those moments. But right now we have to be a unit.
BILLY: A T-Unit?
TRIPLE T: Exactly we have to be strong and work together and defeat a common foe and I think if we do that all the other negative stuff will pass. At least until after the match…then there is a chance we kill each other.
But the bottom line is this. Triple T, Maritza Diaz, and Shintaro Majima on our worst day will be better than the Church of Cyn on their best!
CONNER: I can’t wait to tell my mom I did a porno with Triple T!!
TRIPLE T: No…Nope don’t say that…Promo…
The polite voice of Ms. Playjoy dances across the room as she gets the 3 graders ready.
MS.PLAYJOY: Alright class today we have something super special for you. Mia and Shyanne have brought their uncle in for show and tell. He is the 3GW 15 champion and one of my personal favorites “Terrific” Terry Tillman!!The children start to cheer as Triple T walks into the room with a smile on his face and the 3GW 15 Title over his shoulder. He starts to go desk to desk high fiving the students as they chant “TRIPLE T”. He finally walks over to Ms. Playjoy who blushes as he gently shakes her hand.
TRIPLE T: Wow thanks guys so much for that welcome. And thank you to my nieces for inviting me and to you Ms. Playjoy for allowing me the time to talk to you guys. I wanted to come in here and talk to you about the importance of school and…yes? What’s your name little man?BILLY: My name is Billy! Mr. Triple T?
TRIPLE T: Triple T is just fine Billy…
BILLY: Okay…Mr.Triple T my dad says that you are nothing more than a showboating pretty boy that’s afraid of the real competition in 3GW.
TRIPLE T: That is a very interesting opinion however as this belt I’m holding shows I can, and have beaten some of the best the 3GW has to offer.
BILLY: But you ain’t the Paramountain Champion.
TRIPLE T: First off its Paramount Champion, and you must have amazing English grades. Second, I’m pretty sure that once I get the opportunity at the Paramount title I will show your dad and everyone else that doubts me that I am the best.
Ok, now that that’s been addressed let’s talk about the importance of…uh yes you in the back.
CONNER: My name is Conner…why is that man holding a camera?
TRIPLE T: I’m glad you asked that Conner thank you. Well as you know we have shows on Thursday’s called Challenge. And in order to get people to tune in we do what’s called a ”Promo” it’s basically something to get the fans excited. I am going to do one after this little get together, but I thought I would have this recorded so I can remember meeting all of you great…question asking kids.
CONNER: Ewwwww! My dad watches “porno” all the time. My mom says he’s disgusting.
The class lets out a collective “eeewwwww”
TRIPLE T: No I said prrrommo not…never mind…School is very important. Without an education…BILLY: My dad thinks Majima should be 15 Champion. And that Cyncity is going to croosoopie you.
TRIPLE T: How have you made it this far in life Billy? It’s crucify and no she is not. Also Majima is not the champion because Majima has not beaten me. And if he wants a shot at the champ, I ain’t hard to find!
Ms Playjoy clears her throat loudly.
TRIPLE T: Yes…yes…education. School…RANDOM GIRL IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM: Can you have Maritza come talk to us?
The class starts to get excited with the idea.
TRIPLE T: I’ll be sure to let her know after our match that you guys asked about her.RANDOM BOY: She’s soooo hot!
TRIPLE T: Hot? What? How old are you…ok obviously you guys are more interested in what I do than what I came to talk about. So let me tell you what’s going to happen at Challenge.
Thursday Night three people that don’t really get along all that much will have no choice but to work together against Cyncity and two men that worship her. They are willing to do whatever they have to do to make her happy. It’s going to be tough. Especially with the lack of trust on our team. We are not all that fond of each other and all of us will have a shot at each other in the future and I look forward to those moments. But right now we have to be a unit.
BILLY: A T-Unit?
TRIPLE T: Exactly we have to be strong and work together and defeat a common foe and I think if we do that all the other negative stuff will pass. At least until after the match…then there is a chance we kill each other.
But the bottom line is this. Triple T, Maritza Diaz, and Shintaro Majima on our worst day will be better than the Church of Cyn on their best!
CONNER: I can’t wait to tell my mom I did a porno with Triple T!!
TRIPLE T: No…Nope don’t say that…Promo…
Triple T quickly motions to the camera to cut the feed.