Eatin'
Jan 24, 2017 20:58:59 GMT -5
Post by Dooder on Jan 24, 2017 20:58:59 GMT -5
“CYN DA JOOOOOKEEEEEE~!~!~!~!”
Dooder3G rises up out of a cold sweat cursing the name of the 3GW Paramount Champion. Breathing heavily half-eaten slices of mushroom pizza falls off of the Gang Green General. He had fallen asleep in his Mystery Machine after coming back down to Earth from a trip in Verdemous.
“This bitch got my mind in a million places. Who she workin’ for? What exact martian clan is she from? And that koala bear? What’s his story? This shit craaayyyyy doooood! I came up in here wit just one goal in mind: takin’ over. What she gotta get involved in my shit? She supposed to be so much better, why the fuck she in Greenland and not pullin’ this shit with…you know what dawg…I got it. Damn near everythin’ bout yo Joke ass on the internet. I can do my homework on you all diz-ay. But ya ain’t got shit on The Doodster.”
Dooder3G laughs as he sparks up a joint.
“Ya can’t pop up Dooder3G on the YubeTu or the Boogle and try to study everythin’ bout me Imma fuckin’ enigma. No one thought Dood would come in here on a hot streak. Damn sure know ya’ll ain’t think Id be top of the food chain. Now ya top dog threatened by the G. She costin’ me battles. Tryna predict my next move. She wanna know what Dooder willin’ to do in order to bring that Paramount source home to Verdemous. She gon’ see. First thing you gonna wanna do, Cyn Da Joke, is watch what I do to Gabs Thursday night. Ain’t gon’ be no candlelight date watchin’ the sunset holdin’ hands.
“I’m gonna kick this bitch square in the mouf just because imma take a lotta drugs before war time just so I think Gabi Beltran really is Cyn Da N00b. Lezbehonest Gabi you should just lay down for the General. Ain’t nothin’ you got goin’ on round here in Greenland motivatin’ you to bring ya A1 game. You dry as a steak wit no sauce. Shit, you lay down for the Dood, and Imma deem you Gang Green Gabs. Gang Green Gabrielle…psyche~! Gang Green Gag on these nuts Bitchtran!”
Dooder3G continues to crack up as he inhales the joint and ashes it out on the floor.
“This gon’ be one of those times when you take an L for the team. The 3G-Dub team. We all tryna give the fans a show right? We all apart the locker room on some fam type shit right? Then it ain’t gonna be no shame losing the Doodio. You doin’ one for the greater good the sacred Greenland. You an accessory to the hero doin’ whats right cuz you gonna give me the momentum I need headed towards this Paramount mission. You got yaself a one way ticket to the fight of ya life and I hope you ain’t sittin’ there underestimatin’ me like everyone else. By now you see The Dood ain’t nothin’ to be playin’ with. The Dood got the best of the best in his corner bankin’ on him shining. I can’t let down my master, my sunsei or my God. Lettin’ them down don’t really mean winning every time I step out in that battlezone, but it do mean winning every time I step in that battlezone against a scrub like Gabs. Ain’t no excuse for losin’.”
He flicks the roach of the joint off behind him before grabbing a piece of half-eaten mushroom pizza. Dooder3G eats it hesitantly at first before proceeding to smash it down and any other remnants around.
“You food when I see you Gabi cuz it’s allllll about eatin’. I eat when I go home to Verdemous to my Gang Green soldiers with that bacon. Mr. 3GW is that for a reason. Greenland is my home and not too many people really know what it’s like to get one over on the Dood in Greenworld. I’m on a level way above what you thinkin’ I’m on. Even if you startin’ to get impressed, I want all of ya’ll to prepared to be impressed-er. I got tricks ya’ll ain’t see. Weapons ya’ll couldn’t hallucinate. This ain’t no Hollywood movie when Dooder do his thang. I do my own stunts. I burn bridges like blunts and I make my own lunch. That’s why you food Gabs. I’m trine get you salty before Thurs cuz then we gon’ see how you do in there wit me in a burnin’ pot of grease. Dooder gonna swim. You just may sink.”
Dooder3G rises up out of a cold sweat cursing the name of the 3GW Paramount Champion. Breathing heavily half-eaten slices of mushroom pizza falls off of the Gang Green General. He had fallen asleep in his Mystery Machine after coming back down to Earth from a trip in Verdemous.
“This bitch got my mind in a million places. Who she workin’ for? What exact martian clan is she from? And that koala bear? What’s his story? This shit craaayyyyy doooood! I came up in here wit just one goal in mind: takin’ over. What she gotta get involved in my shit? She supposed to be so much better, why the fuck she in Greenland and not pullin’ this shit with…you know what dawg…I got it. Damn near everythin’ bout yo Joke ass on the internet. I can do my homework on you all diz-ay. But ya ain’t got shit on The Doodster.”
Dooder3G laughs as he sparks up a joint.
“Ya can’t pop up Dooder3G on the YubeTu or the Boogle and try to study everythin’ bout me Imma fuckin’ enigma. No one thought Dood would come in here on a hot streak. Damn sure know ya’ll ain’t think Id be top of the food chain. Now ya top dog threatened by the G. She costin’ me battles. Tryna predict my next move. She wanna know what Dooder willin’ to do in order to bring that Paramount source home to Verdemous. She gon’ see. First thing you gonna wanna do, Cyn Da Joke, is watch what I do to Gabs Thursday night. Ain’t gon’ be no candlelight date watchin’ the sunset holdin’ hands.
“I’m gonna kick this bitch square in the mouf just because imma take a lotta drugs before war time just so I think Gabi Beltran really is Cyn Da N00b. Lezbehonest Gabi you should just lay down for the General. Ain’t nothin’ you got goin’ on round here in Greenland motivatin’ you to bring ya A1 game. You dry as a steak wit no sauce. Shit, you lay down for the Dood, and Imma deem you Gang Green Gabs. Gang Green Gabrielle…psyche~! Gang Green Gag on these nuts Bitchtran!”
Dooder3G continues to crack up as he inhales the joint and ashes it out on the floor.
“This gon’ be one of those times when you take an L for the team. The 3G-Dub team. We all tryna give the fans a show right? We all apart the locker room on some fam type shit right? Then it ain’t gonna be no shame losing the Doodio. You doin’ one for the greater good the sacred Greenland. You an accessory to the hero doin’ whats right cuz you gonna give me the momentum I need headed towards this Paramount mission. You got yaself a one way ticket to the fight of ya life and I hope you ain’t sittin’ there underestimatin’ me like everyone else. By now you see The Dood ain’t nothin’ to be playin’ with. The Dood got the best of the best in his corner bankin’ on him shining. I can’t let down my master, my sunsei or my God. Lettin’ them down don’t really mean winning every time I step out in that battlezone, but it do mean winning every time I step in that battlezone against a scrub like Gabs. Ain’t no excuse for losin’.”
He flicks the roach of the joint off behind him before grabbing a piece of half-eaten mushroom pizza. Dooder3G eats it hesitantly at first before proceeding to smash it down and any other remnants around.
“You food when I see you Gabi cuz it’s allllll about eatin’. I eat when I go home to Verdemous to my Gang Green soldiers with that bacon. Mr. 3GW is that for a reason. Greenland is my home and not too many people really know what it’s like to get one over on the Dood in Greenworld. I’m on a level way above what you thinkin’ I’m on. Even if you startin’ to get impressed, I want all of ya’ll to prepared to be impressed-er. I got tricks ya’ll ain’t see. Weapons ya’ll couldn’t hallucinate. This ain’t no Hollywood movie when Dooder do his thang. I do my own stunts. I burn bridges like blunts and I make my own lunch. That’s why you food Gabs. I’m trine get you salty before Thurs cuz then we gon’ see how you do in there wit me in a burnin’ pot of grease. Dooder gonna swim. You just may sink.”