Elysians Respond
Jan 19, 2017 13:51:26 GMT -5
Post by Stephen on Jan 19, 2017 13:51:26 GMT -5
Emery and Elon are seen crowded around Effie as she shows them something on her phone. Elon’s mouth hangs open a little bit and Emery lets out a chuckle every so often. The camera pans behind them and stops to get a view of the phone from over Effie’s shoulder. It’s a video of the Keister sisters announcing their arrival to FGA. More than that, it was them calling out the Elysians.
Elon Elysian: Who the hell are these chicks?
Effie Elysian: Believe it or not, they’re quite famous.
Elon Elysian: They’re complete space cases. What kind of name would Eugene Oregon be?
Emery Elysian: I don’t think any of us have any right to make fun of people’s names.
Elon Elysian: What? We have normal names.
Effie Elysian: Seriously? Our mom and dad’s names are Erin and Ezra. We’re Emery, Effie, and Elon. I mean, it was cute when we were kids, but even I think it’s a little corny and unoriginal.
Elon folds his arms together.
Elon Elysian: It’s sentimental.
Emery Elysian: Then how come neither of us are Ezra the Third?
Elon Elysian:...Look, our names are our names. We can’t change that.
Effie Elysian: Actually we can in this business.
Elon Elysian: Wha- Why are we even talking about this? The Spacehead Sisters just called us out. Shouldn’t we be more concerned about that?
Effie Elysian: You brought it up…
Elon Elysian: Yeah. And now I’m transitioning. What are we gonna do about it?
Effie Elysian: Turn around.
Elon and Emery turn around, both of them shocked by the camera in their faces. Effie doesn’t even bother to turn around, instead electing to play on her phone.
Effie Elysian: Have at it.
Elon Elysian: Wha- When did?
Emery Elysian: Straighten up, Lonnie.
Elon Elysian: Uh. Right! So, the Keister sisters think that they can intimidate us by bring up the fact that we lost to the Suspects? And that the Suspects are champions now? And now we’re back at the bottom of the division and they want to keep us there?
Emery Elysian: Where you going with this, Lonnie?
Elon Elysian: I don’t know. I’m still trying to figure out why there’s suddenly a camera pointed at me, why I’m not Ezra the Third, and, for some reason, breasts keep popping into my head. Em?
Emery shakes his head, a grin on his face.
Emery Elysian: Right. First off, we’d like to welcome the Keisters to the States and to FGA. We’re excited that a team with your accomplishments are going to be our opponents this Saturday. You see, you’re right. Lonnie’s right. We’re back where we started, at the bottom. But, as they say, the only way to go from the bottom is back up. A win over opponents with credit like you is just what we need. Don’t expect us to just bend over and let you kick our asses.
Elon Elysian: Or kiss yours either. We’ve got unfinished business with The Usual Suspects. Just because they’re the champs, they think that they’re untouchable, but we’re coming for them. If that means we have to go through you three harpies then that’s what we’ll do. So welcome. Hope you enjoy your stay, but don’t expect to leave Saturday night particularly happy.
Elon holds up a fist and Emery gladly bumps it.
Emery Elysian: Until then, ladies.
Elon Elysian: Who the hell are these chicks?
Effie Elysian: Believe it or not, they’re quite famous.
Elon Elysian: They’re complete space cases. What kind of name would Eugene Oregon be?
Emery Elysian: I don’t think any of us have any right to make fun of people’s names.
Elon Elysian: What? We have normal names.
Effie Elysian: Seriously? Our mom and dad’s names are Erin and Ezra. We’re Emery, Effie, and Elon. I mean, it was cute when we were kids, but even I think it’s a little corny and unoriginal.
Elon folds his arms together.
Elon Elysian: It’s sentimental.
Emery Elysian: Then how come neither of us are Ezra the Third?
Elon Elysian:...Look, our names are our names. We can’t change that.
Effie Elysian: Actually we can in this business.
Elon Elysian: Wha- Why are we even talking about this? The Spacehead Sisters just called us out. Shouldn’t we be more concerned about that?
Effie Elysian: You brought it up…
Elon Elysian: Yeah. And now I’m transitioning. What are we gonna do about it?
Effie Elysian: Turn around.
Elon and Emery turn around, both of them shocked by the camera in their faces. Effie doesn’t even bother to turn around, instead electing to play on her phone.
Effie Elysian: Have at it.
Elon Elysian: Wha- When did?
Emery Elysian: Straighten up, Lonnie.
Elon Elysian: Uh. Right! So, the Keister sisters think that they can intimidate us by bring up the fact that we lost to the Suspects? And that the Suspects are champions now? And now we’re back at the bottom of the division and they want to keep us there?
Emery Elysian: Where you going with this, Lonnie?
Elon Elysian: I don’t know. I’m still trying to figure out why there’s suddenly a camera pointed at me, why I’m not Ezra the Third, and, for some reason, breasts keep popping into my head. Em?
Emery shakes his head, a grin on his face.
Emery Elysian: Right. First off, we’d like to welcome the Keisters to the States and to FGA. We’re excited that a team with your accomplishments are going to be our opponents this Saturday. You see, you’re right. Lonnie’s right. We’re back where we started, at the bottom. But, as they say, the only way to go from the bottom is back up. A win over opponents with credit like you is just what we need. Don’t expect us to just bend over and let you kick our asses.
Elon Elysian: Or kiss yours either. We’ve got unfinished business with The Usual Suspects. Just because they’re the champs, they think that they’re untouchable, but we’re coming for them. If that means we have to go through you three harpies then that’s what we’ll do. So welcome. Hope you enjoy your stay, but don’t expect to leave Saturday night particularly happy.
Elon holds up a fist and Emery gladly bumps it.
Emery Elysian: Until then, ladies.