My Calling: Shattering Your World
Dec 27, 2016 20:41:33 GMT -5
Post by Jaelynn on Dec 27, 2016 20:41:33 GMT -5
Date: 12/25/2016
Location: St. Vincent’s Catholic Church, Los Angeles, CA.
The title “Mass in Session,” inspired Jaelynn to visit a local parish. She was curious to check out the location. Although the interior felt like too much of a stretch to step foot in, she opts to take a seat on the stoops to record a piece for the 3GW Community.
“I've never set foot in a Catholic Church before. Being raised Mormon, I had another set of rules to follow. The common ground we share is that we’re supposedly worshipping the same deity. We are told to love, forgive, and do things with grace and humility.
We are programmed to follow a constricting set of rules all while being submissive to our husbands. Promiscuity is frowned upon, even though our spouses are knocking boots with a potential second or third wife.
Now that I look back, I'm glad I removed myself from such travesty. It wasn't an easy adjustment, however when you know there's something better for you outside the Mormon Community, the sacrifices are worth it.
I wasn’t meant to have a life of constraints and limitations. I need to be fluid, carefree, and embrace the adrenaline rush I get from competing in 3GW. Stepping into the ring is quite the contrast to meeting your ‘future husband’ at the ripe age of fourteen when you're still learning about the female anatomy at puberty. (Lack of sex education in a homeschool setting will set you back a bit in comparison to these ‘fast girls’ with no religious affiliation.)
Hello, Dom.
Anyway, there must’ve been something about you that captivated the recruitment team at 3GW. Like contractors can find an abundance of day laborers outside of a Home Depot, the pretty faces are abundant around these parts. There’s no doubt you did a few flips and body slams with poise to impress. The way you ran the ropes, and conveniently applied the slow motion effect when running said ropes added a special umph! You were inspired by Elle Woods from Legally Blonde, and just had to snazz up your audition to stand out! Meanwhile, from what I’ve gathered, it looked forced to death. You appeared as though you were ultimately trying to convince yourself instead of everyone else that would see your audition footage.
As persistent as you were, you’d have a great future in selling Spa Kits from the Dead Sea at the nearest mall kiosk. You certainly have the look, and the ‘doer’ mentality is also common with salespeople.
...But I get it. Your bubbly personality and your tendency to over enunciate words makes you appealing to a certain market. This is performance art to you, I can tell by how you didn’t want the cameras to stop rolling. You were like the one-night stand that didn’t get the hint even after an Uber was outside of your fling’s apartment complex. Your necessity to put on a good show for the viewers will make you want to focus on finessing a landing or bump. Meanwhile, I opt to get the job done as quickly as possible. My pay rate will not vary based on the amount of time it takes for me to cover you for the three count. Forget the flamboyance and pageantry. Don’t get too caught up with the name of the company as you’ll be far from glamorous and glitzy as soon as the bell rings. Make your entrance as entertaining all you want, as that will be your only chance to bippity bop around the ring like a Laker Girl.”
She bobs her head, and with one hand she “vogues” for the camera. She is quick to return to resuming with the recording as several pedestrians glance awkwardly at her.
“This might be overwhelming for you to hear before you even had the chance to lace your boots. You may classify me as a ‘naysayer’ or ‘hater,’ after seeing this, but this is a public service to you. It’s going to take more than pouring your heart and soul like a contestant on the Bachelorette to become Paramount Champion some day. The roses thrown in your direction will be abundant, as you throw on the nice-girl act. But let’s see how long that will last. How soon will it grow old and tired for you?
Let’s face it: Kid, you're going to get buried beneath the casting couch cushions.”
Jaelynn pockets her phone in her handbag at the end of her recording. She stands up from the stoop where she sat on during her recording. The parishioners begin to enter the church for afternoon mass service. She makes a swift getaway to avoid running into members of the clergy.
Location: St. Vincent’s Catholic Church, Los Angeles, CA.
The title “Mass in Session,” inspired Jaelynn to visit a local parish. She was curious to check out the location. Although the interior felt like too much of a stretch to step foot in, she opts to take a seat on the stoops to record a piece for the 3GW Community.
“I've never set foot in a Catholic Church before. Being raised Mormon, I had another set of rules to follow. The common ground we share is that we’re supposedly worshipping the same deity. We are told to love, forgive, and do things with grace and humility.
We are programmed to follow a constricting set of rules all while being submissive to our husbands. Promiscuity is frowned upon, even though our spouses are knocking boots with a potential second or third wife.
Now that I look back, I'm glad I removed myself from such travesty. It wasn't an easy adjustment, however when you know there's something better for you outside the Mormon Community, the sacrifices are worth it.
I wasn’t meant to have a life of constraints and limitations. I need to be fluid, carefree, and embrace the adrenaline rush I get from competing in 3GW. Stepping into the ring is quite the contrast to meeting your ‘future husband’ at the ripe age of fourteen when you're still learning about the female anatomy at puberty. (Lack of sex education in a homeschool setting will set you back a bit in comparison to these ‘fast girls’ with no religious affiliation.)
Hello, Dom.
Anyway, there must’ve been something about you that captivated the recruitment team at 3GW. Like contractors can find an abundance of day laborers outside of a Home Depot, the pretty faces are abundant around these parts. There’s no doubt you did a few flips and body slams with poise to impress. The way you ran the ropes, and conveniently applied the slow motion effect when running said ropes added a special umph! You were inspired by Elle Woods from Legally Blonde, and just had to snazz up your audition to stand out! Meanwhile, from what I’ve gathered, it looked forced to death. You appeared as though you were ultimately trying to convince yourself instead of everyone else that would see your audition footage.
As persistent as you were, you’d have a great future in selling Spa Kits from the Dead Sea at the nearest mall kiosk. You certainly have the look, and the ‘doer’ mentality is also common with salespeople.
...But I get it. Your bubbly personality and your tendency to over enunciate words makes you appealing to a certain market. This is performance art to you, I can tell by how you didn’t want the cameras to stop rolling. You were like the one-night stand that didn’t get the hint even after an Uber was outside of your fling’s apartment complex. Your necessity to put on a good show for the viewers will make you want to focus on finessing a landing or bump. Meanwhile, I opt to get the job done as quickly as possible. My pay rate will not vary based on the amount of time it takes for me to cover you for the three count. Forget the flamboyance and pageantry. Don’t get too caught up with the name of the company as you’ll be far from glamorous and glitzy as soon as the bell rings. Make your entrance as entertaining all you want, as that will be your only chance to bippity bop around the ring like a Laker Girl.”
She bobs her head, and with one hand she “vogues” for the camera. She is quick to return to resuming with the recording as several pedestrians glance awkwardly at her.
“This might be overwhelming for you to hear before you even had the chance to lace your boots. You may classify me as a ‘naysayer’ or ‘hater,’ after seeing this, but this is a public service to you. It’s going to take more than pouring your heart and soul like a contestant on the Bachelorette to become Paramount Champion some day. The roses thrown in your direction will be abundant, as you throw on the nice-girl act. But let’s see how long that will last. How soon will it grow old and tired for you?
Let’s face it: Kid, you're going to get buried beneath the casting couch cushions.”
Jaelynn pockets her phone in her handbag at the end of her recording. She stands up from the stoop where she sat on during her recording. The parishioners begin to enter the church for afternoon mass service. She makes a swift getaway to avoid running into members of the clergy.