Story Time!
Dec 8, 2016 17:58:33 GMT -5
Post by Top Tier Terry on Dec 8, 2016 17:58:33 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a young hero.
We get it Uncle Terry.
Uncle Terry?
Sorry Shyanne. Anyway everything took place during a magical event known as the Red Carpet Rumble. It was such a grand occasion that it took place over the course of two days. And the hero had two tasks he had to face in order to achieve his goal. The first was facing off against a trickster. I pretender who’s false status and delusions fooled Mayor Mor-On into thinking he actually belonged in the same ring as the hero. The trickster swindled his way into a lesser title by cheating and manipulation. But now he was going face to face with the hero who promptly sent the trickster back to the land of obscurity from which he came.
I thought he was from Hollywood?
Quiet Mia...
Thank you Shyanne, now where was I? Oh yes night number two. The hero now set his sights on being first Paramount Champion. But in order to see that reality he had to face off with 19 other want to be heroes in a battle unlike any the hero has seen before.
Valiantly he fought. Facing all comers including the Trickster he had just defeated. And one by one he tossed opponent after opponent out of the confines of the ring until he was the only one standing. He did it! With both belts in hand he raised his arms in victory much to the dismay of Mayor Mor-On who now realizes he has to kiss the whole ass of the hero he disrespected not that long ago.
Uncle Terry?? Language!
Huh? What did I say? Ok ok, so the hero now finally recognized as the best in the land takes his rightful place on the 3GW throne. Theee End!
Such a great story right Mia?
Well…
Well, what? You love my stories.
I just don’t see this ending like that.
Whatchu’ talkin bout Mia?
Well…the story was obviously an allegory of your matches this weekend and although you beating Becker makes sense, but I don’t know about the Rumble.
Mia, Uncle Terry can do anything…
Yeah Mia I can do anything!
Uncle Terry have you realized that out of all of the participants in the match, the biggest target will probably be on you?
First off Becker Gaines is going to want revenge on you for taking his 15 title.
Well yeah but…
And Shintaro hates you and thinks that you are a thief. He will be coming for you.
I LITERALLY HELPED HIM WIN BACK THE TITLE! What’s wrong with that guy?
Then you have the LDFC alum like Carter, Peaches, Echo, Mercy, and Hightower that don’t now or never did like you back in North Carolina.
See that’s not…
And all the rest of the participants that know who you are and what you did before 3GW know that taking you out looks good in the eyes of Jordan Cain even if they don’t win.
Okay but….
Annnnnd Cyncity is in the match Uncle. Cyn…city! She’s a legend!
And the mystery participant…
Shyanne? You too?
I think it’s going to be Nest.
It’s not Nest…listen I get what you’re saying but you have to understand one thing. Having a target on my back just means I’m going in the right direction. They can hate me, they can gun for me, but one by one I will outdo, outsmart, and outwrestle any and every one that wants to try and take their shot at taking me out.
Rookies, legends, wannabes, never-will-bes mystery men, it doesn’t matter. I am the one that will put 3GW wrestling on the map. I will make history at the Red Carpet Rumble. And I will not just be a champion, but THE champion.
Story times over…who wants ice cream!?
Fade
Triple T is seen sitting in a rocking chair with a big book open in his lap.
And this hero was strong, and brave, and handsome, and smart and…We get it Uncle Terry.
The little voice just of screen comes from one of Tillman’s twin nieces, Mia, who has not been seen since the early days of his LDFC career.
Fine…fine…anyway. The hero had ventured to the Realm of Angles to the Land of Glitz, Glamour, and Glory having been beckoned by its ruler Mayor Mor-On, to assist in making the land of 3GW one of the greatest in all the Realms. But in order to do that there had to be a champion…someone who could rise and be a beacon of greatness…someone strong enough to carry the weight of the people on his broad sculpted shoulders. Someone who should have been a damn champion a long time ago!Uncle Terry?
Sorry Shyanne. Anyway everything took place during a magical event known as the Red Carpet Rumble. It was such a grand occasion that it took place over the course of two days. And the hero had two tasks he had to face in order to achieve his goal. The first was facing off against a trickster. I pretender who’s false status and delusions fooled Mayor Mor-On into thinking he actually belonged in the same ring as the hero. The trickster swindled his way into a lesser title by cheating and manipulation. But now he was going face to face with the hero who promptly sent the trickster back to the land of obscurity from which he came.
I thought he was from Hollywood?
Quiet Mia...
Thank you Shyanne, now where was I? Oh yes night number two. The hero now set his sights on being first Paramount Champion. But in order to see that reality he had to face off with 19 other want to be heroes in a battle unlike any the hero has seen before.
Valiantly he fought. Facing all comers including the Trickster he had just defeated. And one by one he tossed opponent after opponent out of the confines of the ring until he was the only one standing. He did it! With both belts in hand he raised his arms in victory much to the dismay of Mayor Mor-On who now realizes he has to kiss the whole ass of the hero he disrespected not that long ago.
Uncle Terry?? Language!
Huh? What did I say? Ok ok, so the hero now finally recognized as the best in the land takes his rightful place on the 3GW throne. Theee End!
Such a great story right Mia?
Well…
Well, what? You love my stories.
I just don’t see this ending like that.
Whatchu’ talkin bout Mia?
Well…the story was obviously an allegory of your matches this weekend and although you beating Becker makes sense, but I don’t know about the Rumble.
Mia, Uncle Terry can do anything…
Yeah Mia I can do anything!
Uncle Terry have you realized that out of all of the participants in the match, the biggest target will probably be on you?
First off Becker Gaines is going to want revenge on you for taking his 15 title.
Well yeah but…
And Shintaro hates you and thinks that you are a thief. He will be coming for you.
I LITERALLY HELPED HIM WIN BACK THE TITLE! What’s wrong with that guy?
Then you have the LDFC alum like Carter, Peaches, Echo, Mercy, and Hightower that don’t now or never did like you back in North Carolina.
See that’s not…
And all the rest of the participants that know who you are and what you did before 3GW know that taking you out looks good in the eyes of Jordan Cain even if they don’t win.
Okay but….
Annnnnd Cyncity is in the match Uncle. Cyn…city! She’s a legend!
And the mystery participant…
Shyanne? You too?
I think it’s going to be Nest.
It’s not Nest…listen I get what you’re saying but you have to understand one thing. Having a target on my back just means I’m going in the right direction. They can hate me, they can gun for me, but one by one I will outdo, outsmart, and outwrestle any and every one that wants to try and take their shot at taking me out.
Rookies, legends, wannabes, never-will-bes mystery men, it doesn’t matter. I am the one that will put 3GW wrestling on the map. I will make history at the Red Carpet Rumble. And I will not just be a champion, but THE champion.
Story times over…who wants ice cream!?
Fade