AMEN {Rumble}
Dec 8, 2016 16:12:16 GMT -5
Post by Perello on Dec 8, 2016 16:12:16 GMT -5
A small collection of people filed into the “Church of Cyn” located in downtown Philadelphia. Notable faces like Evan Envi and E. Rose were focused on as they took their seats and waited for the “Prime Cynister” to arrive.
“MY CHILDREN!” Cyn’s voice echoed throughout the church, everyone in attendance rising to their feet.
“I COME WITH VIDEO…”
Every light inside the Church went off, a projector playing the highlights of Mercy Williams’ recent vignette. The crowd ooooh’d and aahhh’d (not in a good way) at the piece, but went quiet once the projector went blank.
“You see that? That’s the exact reason why I’m in 3GW, and not in FGA.”
A spotlight shined over top of the altar where Cyn was standing behind a podium wearing a white house dress and pink zucchetto.
“I had a choice, peoples. The choice to either return to FGA and pick up where I left off, or come to the baby sister known as 3GW and start anew!”
All of the lights returned as Cyn stepped away from the podium and gestured for her “children” to take their seats.
“At first? The clear cut answer seemed to be I should go back to FGA - but then I started to pay attention to 3GW and I realized ... wow! Those people there sure are clueless! Most don’t seem to have drive! And those that have drive don’t seem to have charisma! Those that have drive AND charisma don’t seem to have the talent to match!”
A frown formed on DA GOD’s features.
“And then I thought to myself, ‘How can CYN DA GOD give back to the wrestling business, but take everything that she deserves at the same time?!’”
A devious grin formed.
“Ooooh, and wouldn’t you know it?! I figured it out! I can go to the 3GW and not only prove that I’m still the G.O.A.T - but I could help all those young whipper-snappers grow and prosper! Yeah! I wanna help someone like Mercy Williams who has the look, but might just be the biggest airhead I’ve ever seen!”
“I wanna help someone like Emily Carter who has all the talent in the world, but it always felt like something was missing!”
“I wanna help Dooder find martians! I wanna help Macy Dover become something more than what we all thought lesbians looked like in real life!”
Cyn bounced on her heels and clapped her hands as she watched the passionate crowd buy into her words. How was this working? She had no idea.
“The person I want to help the most? My freaking self!”
“In FGA, I did what I was supposed to do. I did what I was told to do. I stood in the background and waited … and waited … and waited for opportunities to come my way, but very few ever did. This time? I’m not waiting, peoples. I’m taking.”
“I’m going into 3GW, I’m taking everyone’s spotlight, and I’m taking the Paramount championship in my second freaking match! THE ONLY WAY THOSE GUYS AND GIRLS WILL EVER GET THE SPOTLIGHT IS IF THEY RIP IT AWAY FROM ME, AND NONE OF THEM WILL EVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR BE ABLE TO DO THAT!”
“LET US PRAY!”
She turned around and faced the small gathering inside the Church of Cyn, closing her eyes as she yelled out:
“OUR CYN, WHO ART ON EARTH, PLEASE BECOME PARAMOUNT CHAMPION. THY RAINBOWS NEED SUN, UNICORNS WERE ALWAYS DUMB, BUT YOU MADE US BELIEVE IN THEM.”
“AHHHHHH WE LOVE CYNCIIIITYYYYY!”
Cyn started off her worship song, the crowd taking right over.
“I WILL BEEEEE.” Cyn took the lead. “I WILL BE PARAMOUNT CHAMPION EVEN THOUGH THE PEOPLE DON’T DESERVE MEEEE. AND WHEN I WIIIIIIN. WHEN I WIN I WILL ESTABLISH 3GW AS THE NEW IT BRAND IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLIIIIIING!”
Cyn lowered her arms, everyone in attendance taking a seat as she did so.
“This will not be an easy task, my children. Not at all. There are lots of unknowns for Da God in this one such as my lost child Jaelynn Ramsey, and my stepchild Susan Kent -- but BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME!”
She took in a deep breath and slammed her fist into the palm of her hand.
“THEY WILL BE ELIMINATED BEFORE MY ARRIVAL! SHINTARO AND BECKER WILL TAKE EACH OTHER OUT BEFORE THE MATCH BEGINS! GOOD GOLLY, HALLELUJAH! TRIPLE T AND AVASET KAISER WILL GET CAUGHT DOING THE DIRTY BEFORE THE SHOW AND GET THROWN OUT FOR BEING YUCKY! THUS, THE STARS WILL ALIGN, MY CHILDREN…”
She brought her arms up, her ‘followers’ now rising to their feet.
“And I will be your champion.”
“MY CHILDREN!” Cyn’s voice echoed throughout the church, everyone in attendance rising to their feet.
“I COME WITH VIDEO…”
Every light inside the Church went off, a projector playing the highlights of Mercy Williams’ recent vignette. The crowd ooooh’d and aahhh’d (not in a good way) at the piece, but went quiet once the projector went blank.
“You see that? That’s the exact reason why I’m in 3GW, and not in FGA.”
A spotlight shined over top of the altar where Cyn was standing behind a podium wearing a white house dress and pink zucchetto.
“I had a choice, peoples. The choice to either return to FGA and pick up where I left off, or come to the baby sister known as 3GW and start anew!”
All of the lights returned as Cyn stepped away from the podium and gestured for her “children” to take their seats.
“At first? The clear cut answer seemed to be I should go back to FGA - but then I started to pay attention to 3GW and I realized ... wow! Those people there sure are clueless! Most don’t seem to have drive! And those that have drive don’t seem to have charisma! Those that have drive AND charisma don’t seem to have the talent to match!”
A frown formed on DA GOD’s features.
“And then I thought to myself, ‘How can CYN DA GOD give back to the wrestling business, but take everything that she deserves at the same time?!’”
A devious grin formed.
“Ooooh, and wouldn’t you know it?! I figured it out! I can go to the 3GW and not only prove that I’m still the G.O.A.T - but I could help all those young whipper-snappers grow and prosper! Yeah! I wanna help someone like Mercy Williams who has the look, but might just be the biggest airhead I’ve ever seen!”
“AMEN!”
“I wanna help someone like Emily Carter who has all the talent in the world, but it always felt like something was missing!”
“AMEN!”
“I wanna help Dooder find martians! I wanna help Macy Dover become something more than what we all thought lesbians looked like in real life!”
“AMEN! AMEN! AAAAAAAAAMENNNNNNNNN!”
Cyn bounced on her heels and clapped her hands as she watched the passionate crowd buy into her words. How was this working? She had no idea.
“The person I want to help the most? My freaking self!”
“AMEN!”
“In FGA, I did what I was supposed to do. I did what I was told to do. I stood in the background and waited … and waited … and waited for opportunities to come my way, but very few ever did. This time? I’m not waiting, peoples. I’m taking.”
“AMEN!”
“I’m going into 3GW, I’m taking everyone’s spotlight, and I’m taking the Paramount championship in my second freaking match! THE ONLY WAY THOSE GUYS AND GIRLS WILL EVER GET THE SPOTLIGHT IS IF THEY RIP IT AWAY FROM ME, AND NONE OF THEM WILL EVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR BE ABLE TO DO THAT!”
“AMEN!”
“LET US PRAY!”
She turned around and faced the small gathering inside the Church of Cyn, closing her eyes as she yelled out:
“OUR CYN, WHO ART ON EARTH, PLEASE BECOME PARAMOUNT CHAMPION. THY RAINBOWS NEED SUN, UNICORNS WERE ALWAYS DUMB, BUT YOU MADE US BELIEVE IN THEM.”
“AMEN!”
“AHHHHHH WE LOVE CYNCIIIITYYYYY!”
Cyn started off her worship song, the crowd taking right over.
“SHE IS OUR CHAMP-YENNNN.”
“I WILL BEEEEE.” Cyn took the lead. “I WILL BE PARAMOUNT CHAMPION EVEN THOUGH THE PEOPLE DON’T DESERVE MEEEE. AND WHEN I WIIIIIIN. WHEN I WIN I WILL ESTABLISH 3GW AS THE NEW IT BRAND IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLIIIIIING!”
“SHE IS OUR CHAMP-YENNNN.”
Cyn lowered her arms, everyone in attendance taking a seat as she did so.
“This will not be an easy task, my children. Not at all. There are lots of unknowns for Da God in this one such as my lost child Jaelynn Ramsey, and my stepchild Susan Kent -- but BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME!”
She took in a deep breath and slammed her fist into the palm of her hand.
“THEY WILL BE ELIMINATED BEFORE MY ARRIVAL! SHINTARO AND BECKER WILL TAKE EACH OTHER OUT BEFORE THE MATCH BEGINS! GOOD GOLLY, HALLELUJAH! TRIPLE T AND AVASET KAISER WILL GET CAUGHT DOING THE DIRTY BEFORE THE SHOW AND GET THROWN OUT FOR BEING YUCKY! THUS, THE STARS WILL ALIGN, MY CHILDREN…”
She brought her arms up, her ‘followers’ now rising to their feet.
“And I will be your champion.”
“AMEN!”
