die Wirklichkeit

[Avaset Kaiser]

die Wirklichkeit

The California sun hovered high in the sky, casting its rays upon the world below. As the camera lens lowered, we could see the skyline of Hollywood, complete with the Hollywood sign in the distance. As our view continued down, we found ourselves blessed with a bronze and voluptuous feminine form. The camera panned out just a bit more to display that this female was none other than the woman 3GW had recently been introduced to; Avaset Kaiser. The German beauty has a pair of rather large sunglasses on; veiling her eyes from the bright, blazing sun as her eyes scan the latest issue of Cosmopolitan as she sat upon her queenly throne; a poolside chair perfect for tanning. A golden eyebrow arched over her sunglasses when she realized the cameras were rolling. She whipped the magazine off to the side, giving us a perfect view of the cleavage of her full bosom. The cameraman seemed to linger on the fan service a bit too long. “Ahem, up here, dummy,” she said in her pleasantly accented voice.

Having been caught, the cameraman immediately complied. “Two weeks ago, I graced 3GW with my first ever appearance. Now, I’m sure every single man, woman, and child who walks through the entrance tunnel believes they are something new and special,” she pointed out as a small, sultry smile appeared on her pink lips, “but, 3GW, I actually am. Everyone makes the mistake of believing I am nothing more than a beautiful face. I am beautiful, but, as beautiful as I am, I am just as dangerous, if not more so. I am a Kaiser after all.”

“Look at where we are though,” she said, motioning toward the skyline. The camera veered off toward the skyline, zooming in for a moment on the infamous sign in the Hollywood hills. “Could there have been a better place for me to wrestle? I truly am the personification of Glitz, Glamour, and Glory! After all, while I am still but a rookie,” she began again, “this isn’t my first rodeo. In my professional career, I am undefeated in singles competition. I already have two accolades to boast within my three months of being a professional wrestler.” As if to put a period on that statement, she smirked. “That’s more than I can say for my competition on Thursday Night Challenge this week.” Abruptly, Avaset feigned a surprised expression that was almost comical in its presentation. “Oh,” she cooed, “you expected me to be some just dumb, blonde bimbo who doesn’t know anything about her opponent? Sorry to have disappointed, but I have been extensively watching film on Rab McKinley, and while he has shown stints of brilliance, he isn’t a prodigy. Back in LDFC, Rab, came in with a full head of steam, going 2 - 0 in his first two fights.” For a moment, the golden Kaiser seemed impressed based on the expression upon her face. “Unfortunately, as the management began to believe in him, he started to let everyone down. Didn’t you, Rab?” Avaset paused for the slightest moment to wet her pink, glistening lips with her tongue. “Hölle, after he lost his first match, the manangement still believed he was something special so they put him in a title contendership match, which he blew!” Avaset shook her head as if she were a disappointed coach to Rab McKinley.

“Now, here you are again, Rab,” she said with a smirk, “with a full head of steam again. Two victories in a row and management in 3GW has seen fit to give you a golden opportunity; the Crown Jewel of Opportunities. In women’s wrestling, I am hailed as the Killer Queen. Not because of some title I’ve given myself, but because I earned it. In New Kingdom PRO, I earned the right to call myself the Queen of the New Kingdom when I defeated Annie Zellor in the NKP Bracket Finals of CCP’s Queen of the Mountain Tournament. And, here you are, Rab, struggling just to achieve mediocrity,” Avaset pointed out smugly.

Avaset Kaiser suddenly sat up in her chair, sitting on the edge of it before tapping her sunglasses up to rest upon her nest of golden locks, unveiling her gorgeously blue eyes. “Here’s the reality of your situation, Rab,” Avaset leveled, “I don’t honestly care if this makes me the witch here or not, but you have done nothing but flounder in the world of professional wrestling which is why you were set to fight me in my first match in 3GW. You’re my welcoming mat so I can send a very clear message to the rest of the roster. Es tut mir leid. The truth isn’t always fun, is it?” Avaset Kaiser feigned another frown before the scene faded to black.