Ugly Side Of Patriotism

[barry]

-- ON-CAMERA -- 

The camera cuts in from black to reveal Becker Gaines, seated at a desk in his Los Angeles condo, dressed comfortably holding a small glass of scotch and - from the expression on his face - a bad attitude.



“Let me be honest with you, since it’s something that every other person in your collective life has failed to be Pedro, Malo, 3GW viewers and America in general. Let’s be honest and just say there isn’t a single thing I would love more than to leave pro-wrestling behind as a momentary excursion, an anomaly in a career making box office millions and having my face seen worldwide. I KNOW this, I OWN this. It’s my end state - not being able to say I’m better than the likes of fucking Susan Kent or Malo or whoever the fuck else gets in my way - get that? Got that? Good.”



He angrily pulls his cell phone out from his designer jeans’ pocket. Thumbing angrily as he continues his talk with the camera.



“So imagine my surprise when - after my first easy victory - I called my agent to see about stirred interest in me in Hollywood, all I get back are reports that I’ve been accused of being a racist by that little shit Pedro for making some crack about my opponent this upcoming card...”



His face beat red he holds out his phone for the camera to see, on the screen is TMZ’s page with the header:

‘Becker Gaines Hates Mexicans?’ 

“Okay then Pedro, well played, and I’m sure the masked white guy bastardizing Mexican wrestling culture has to feel just tickled fucking pink about it too. I’m pissed off sure, but not because I had someone of a different race ‘call me out’ or whatever else the Social Justice Warriors will rally behind on Twitter and their insignificant little blogs. No, I’m angry at the hypocrisy surrounding the whole thing. Because you see: Becker Gained is NOT a racist!”



Becker leans into the camera, the words leaving his mouth so violently that spittle flies off his lips and onto the lens.



“What Becker Gaines IS? A Hollywood Star, a Patriot, and the ONE GODDAMN PERSON that’s gonna lay out how America works to the lot of you mouth breathing, sub-human jackasses”



He slicks back his hair as he takes a calming breath before continuing.



“Not once - EVER - in my life have I said I hate Mexicans or said I hate any race, creed, color or religion, what I hate are fucking retards, Pedro. Retards like the guy who’s co-opting a culture but it’s cool because ignorant morons can chuckle. Because this is America, and we love our bullshit hidden from sight, but readily available enough so we can go out back and roll in it when nobody who’ll judge us will see”



Becker points into the lens then.



“Claim I’m racist for making a Trump joke and the ‘Media’, Malo… EVERYONE rally behind you because there’s nothing guilty white liberals and people TRYING not to look like cunts love more than getting behind an easy, indefinable cause. Where are these guys when they cast another white Jesus, or don’t cast a SINGLE Egyptian person in a movie TITLED GODS OF EGYPT!? How can Chris Rock be conveniently be replaced by Kevin Hart as the ‘black man every white person finds humorous’, THEN act like what Rock says at the Oscars is offensive when we deign to pass him the mic again? How, huh Pedro? I don’t see the SJW’s zoning in on that, I don’t hear mention of how bastardizing foreign classics so lazy, ignorant Americans don’t haveta listen to something that’s NOT IN ENGLISH while they fill their fat fucking heads? No, I don’t Pedro, I don’t Malo, cuz you’re like the rest of these people, hypocrites”



He points to himself



“Now me saying that El Grande Malo needs to be fenced off from functioning human beings so his brand of fucking stupidity doesn’t spread? You want to say it’s the line? Fuck you, Pedro, and fuck the wannabe luchador too, cuz I’m just doing my part as a proud American. The same nation tearing itself apart over a pointless election between a blowhard and a woman that apparently didn’t blow at all. The same nation that tries to sweep its treatment of naturalized Japanese citizens during World War Two under the rug, the nation that acts outraged that native tribes still want to be treated as equal…”



At that he spits at the camera.



“... you all want to look at me as problem? You can collectively suck my dick. When I smash Malo’s head in this Thursday then rip that backhanded slap to the country he ‘represents’, You’ll KNOW that I’m no racist…



… I’m a Patriot”