Pedro Gonzales Says Things (and His Handler's Unoriginal)
Sept 27, 2016 11:38:28 GMT -5
Post by Anna on Sept 27, 2016 11:38:28 GMT -5
Breaking news! Pedro Gonzales basks in the spotlight and give no fucks what anybody thinks. More at noon!
"At 3GW's first Thursday Night Challenge, I held my own against one of the better--if not underrated--talents of our generation, Señor Thompson. I kicked out of moves that he thought would've put me away, countered when he thought he could pigeon hole me, and ultimately made him so frustrated, he would end up giving up a victory attempting to destroy me.
As everybody can see, that didn't work."
He dance a little in the spotlight to prove his point.
"Meanwhile, on the same night, one of the many virtual unknowns on the roster got trounced by a woman she underestimated from the start by making assumptions that a blind man can easily sidestep and her utter arrogance. Peaches, to her credit, was taking no bullshit from anybody that night and no matter how confident she was, Jae Ramsey straight up lost.
So...yeah. When I saw the booking, I did say "Let's see what training she really has". I said it because, to be quite honest, she didn't show a whole lot which is what I expected. The truth is it doesn't matter how much training you do. Wrestling training, media training, how to act like a generic party girl training...once you get into the ring in front of the crowd with an opponent who wants their hand raised just as much--if not more--than you do, it's a whole different ball game."
A beat.
"And her response was to call me poblano breath, Paco, and bitch boy.”
Pedro’s eyes roll so hard, you can hear the snark.
"Now…there is a guy named Paco. He runs the FGA twitter. I’ve never met him but he seems like a pretty cool guy, so I don’t mind being confused for him. But her pathetic attempts to piss me off with casual racism and halfbaked insults aside, all this proves is that Señorita Ramsey has learned a grand total of nothing from her previous bout. There has yet to be anything resembling a damn iota of retaining knowledge. She's falling into the same that she fell into the first time. I almost feel sad for her. But hey, who knows? Maybe she'll attempt to think now.
Meanwhile, I'm learning something new every single time I enter into that ring.
I'll give an example. Some people may say that the only reason why I'm not in a hospital bed is because of Señor Malo coming to the ring with a steel chair. And that may be partly true. The other part is after you've been given so many asskickings, you get used to it happening. The pain as flesh cracks into flesh. The hate that emanates from a man who wants to make sure you never stand again. Not to mention all of this multiplying if there's other people or weapons involved.
After each one, you have to make the choice of whether you stand up or stay down permanently. From the moment I came back to life after my cowardly death and put myself back together up here..."
He taps his head.
"...I've always decided to stand and I have never regretted it. As foolhardy as it is, I still don't. Every beat down since that point was supposed to hinder me. What I have learned is while they may slow me down in the short run? I'm a hell of a lot stronger than many give me credit for because of it.
I wonder if we'll say the same about Jaelyn Ramsey once she gets a taste of real adversity here. The thing with Peaches was more business than anything. It doesn't have the force of somebody actively trying to get your head on a stick because you take offence to their bullshit. The jury's still out whether she'll be around for six months or six years or even the card after this. She could turn out to be one of those wash outs that tend to appear and disappear in the time it takes to get a cup of coffee."
Cough cough,
“Noah McKnight.”
Cough cough.
“AJ Wolfe.”
The New Pride of Mexico covers his mouth for one last faux coughing fit.
“Sorry. Must be the Zika virus kicking in."
Pedro's smile says it all.
"The only thing for certain is this. When we get into that ring, I’m not to stop for anything. I'm going to do everything in my power to get the win from your wannabe Cali girl ass, maintain my position as one of the very best in Tres-Gee-Dub, and ultimately grasp my chance of glory. Meanwhile, Senorita Ramsey can keep spouting irrelevant shit about how she's not related to JonBenét and isn't Taylor Swift.”
Wink.
"Viva La Bueno, amigos."
"At 3GW's first Thursday Night Challenge, I held my own against one of the better--if not underrated--talents of our generation, Señor Thompson. I kicked out of moves that he thought would've put me away, countered when he thought he could pigeon hole me, and ultimately made him so frustrated, he would end up giving up a victory attempting to destroy me.
As everybody can see, that didn't work."
He dance a little in the spotlight to prove his point.
"Meanwhile, on the same night, one of the many virtual unknowns on the roster got trounced by a woman she underestimated from the start by making assumptions that a blind man can easily sidestep and her utter arrogance. Peaches, to her credit, was taking no bullshit from anybody that night and no matter how confident she was, Jae Ramsey straight up lost.
So...yeah. When I saw the booking, I did say "Let's see what training she really has". I said it because, to be quite honest, she didn't show a whole lot which is what I expected. The truth is it doesn't matter how much training you do. Wrestling training, media training, how to act like a generic party girl training...once you get into the ring in front of the crowd with an opponent who wants their hand raised just as much--if not more--than you do, it's a whole different ball game."
A beat.
"And her response was to call me poblano breath, Paco, and bitch boy.”
Pedro’s eyes roll so hard, you can hear the snark.
"Now…there is a guy named Paco. He runs the FGA twitter. I’ve never met him but he seems like a pretty cool guy, so I don’t mind being confused for him. But her pathetic attempts to piss me off with casual racism and halfbaked insults aside, all this proves is that Señorita Ramsey has learned a grand total of nothing from her previous bout. There has yet to be anything resembling a damn iota of retaining knowledge. She's falling into the same that she fell into the first time. I almost feel sad for her. But hey, who knows? Maybe she'll attempt to think now.
Meanwhile, I'm learning something new every single time I enter into that ring.
I'll give an example. Some people may say that the only reason why I'm not in a hospital bed is because of Señor Malo coming to the ring with a steel chair. And that may be partly true. The other part is after you've been given so many asskickings, you get used to it happening. The pain as flesh cracks into flesh. The hate that emanates from a man who wants to make sure you never stand again. Not to mention all of this multiplying if there's other people or weapons involved.
After each one, you have to make the choice of whether you stand up or stay down permanently. From the moment I came back to life after my cowardly death and put myself back together up here..."
He taps his head.
"...I've always decided to stand and I have never regretted it. As foolhardy as it is, I still don't. Every beat down since that point was supposed to hinder me. What I have learned is while they may slow me down in the short run? I'm a hell of a lot stronger than many give me credit for because of it.
I wonder if we'll say the same about Jaelyn Ramsey once she gets a taste of real adversity here. The thing with Peaches was more business than anything. It doesn't have the force of somebody actively trying to get your head on a stick because you take offence to their bullshit. The jury's still out whether she'll be around for six months or six years or even the card after this. She could turn out to be one of those wash outs that tend to appear and disappear in the time it takes to get a cup of coffee."
Cough cough,
“Noah McKnight.”
Cough cough.
“AJ Wolfe.”
The New Pride of Mexico covers his mouth for one last faux coughing fit.
“Sorry. Must be the Zika virus kicking in."
Pedro's smile says it all.
"The only thing for certain is this. When we get into that ring, I’m not to stop for anything. I'm going to do everything in my power to get the win from your wannabe Cali girl ass, maintain my position as one of the very best in Tres-Gee-Dub, and ultimately grasp my chance of glory. Meanwhile, Senorita Ramsey can keep spouting irrelevant shit about how she's not related to JonBenét and isn't Taylor Swift.”
Wink.
"Viva La Bueno, amigos."