Vertigo (9.17.16)
Sept 18, 2016 12:31:05 GMT -5
Post by FGA Office on Sept 18, 2016 12:31:05 GMT -5
We return from the commercial break with Spencer Burke standing in front of an FGA banner holding a microphone. Spencer looks disgusted with what happened prior to the commercial break and wants answers.
Spencer Burke: Ladies and gentlemen, we just witnessed… Well, honestly I don’t know what we just witnessed.
Anthony Rother steps into the shot wearing his new peach colored suit, blue shirt, and floral tie. This suit, unlike his previous ensembles, seems to be custom made and actually fits his thin frame.
Anthony Rother: I’ll tell you what you just witnessed, Burke!
He snatches the microphone away from Spencer.
Anthony Rother: What you witnessed was these two men, Jason Marx and Chris Tryon, fed up with living off the measly scraps given to them by this company.
Marx and Tryon entered the shot, calmly removing Spencer Burke out of the area.
Anthony Rother: Throughout history we have been told stories about the common man, from humble backgrounds, barely making ends meet to feed his family. That man lives an ordinary mundane life until one day darkness begins to spread throughout the world. This darkness begins to destroy all of the good and happiness in the world, and threatens not just this peasant man and his family, but every facet of life in the kingdom where he lives. So this peasant man, who may not have much on his own, but he &;understands that there is something worth fighting for, greater than his own ambitions. So he does the right thing, the noble thing, and travels to; humble himself before his ruler – his royalty, his king. He offers to join his king’s fight against the darkness and pledges his very life to his crown and his country.
Anthony Rother: That is what happened here tonight, Burke. The Usual Suspects are sick and tired of watching the darkness that’s covering Frontier Grappling Arts, and that darkness is mediocrity! We’re surrounded by it, from the constant garbage that I see while I scroll on my timeline on social media, to the fact that this company has given a loser like Chris Strike a platform to promote his disgusting retirement tour on. So, The Usual Suspects made the journey to the royalty in FGA – their kings – and we have offered our services to join their army and fight the good fight, and we have this man to thank for allowing us to join the King’s Court!
Goodrich claps, grabbing Rother by the shoulder,
Quinn Goodrich: I don't know if I'm the one who should be taking the credit. I simply made a phone call - the call that put this thing in motion, bringing together the two most feared competitors in Frontier Grappling Arts and the future tag team Champions.
Goodrich brags, none of the men protest his claim.
Quinn Goodrich: They say you can't buy loyalty. Maybe you can't. However, I don't pay much attention to what they say. I know fortune is quite the motivator. I know the prospect of capturing capital, and the opportunity to carve out a legacy to be remembered in history for generations can cause men to settle their differences and come as one - one group, one kingdom. Gold, glory, the Suspects covet it, my client and his partner bask in it. Mr. Rother is a businessman at the end of the day. He made a business decision. He made a smart decision.
Rother nods.
Quinn Goodrich: Add Danny Diamond into the mix, and our entire conglomerate is set now. It was all apart of the plan too, Spencer. I just love it when a plan comes together!
Burke stands to the side, wanting to ask more questions but knowing he'd be cut off if he did. Finally the Scandalous One, Sunshine Tony Carmine waltz to the forefront. Sporting a fabulous lavender mink coat with hot pink slacks on, Tony winks and blows Spencer a kiss.
Sunshine Tony: The Scandalous One made an announcement on his exclusive Twitter page about making an announcement tonight on Vertigo.
Looking around to his Royal Court, Tony smiles and nods.
Sunshine Tony: Turns out that announcement was that our Royal Court was growing. The New Kings and the Usual Suspects took their paralleled initiatives and merged them together. I'm so happy for my sweet little new acquisitions! We're now not only the most fabulous and gorgeous entity in this entire company, but we're the most dangerous. That's a fact. If that much wasn't obvious before. A lot of people have gotten caught up in me, Johnny and Zero's love triangle so much lately, that they think they're safe twiddling their thumbs on the sidelines. They think that they can start to get bold on social media, call us out, insert themselves into the dealings of the elite. Disgusting. Some of them even have the motherSHUTCHOMOUF nerve to claim to be better than we are. Make no mistake about it, we're the New Kings. We're the Royal Court. We're the Judge and the Jury. We call the shots around here. We decide to let you cockroaches running our houses until WE decide to squash you. Got that?
Tony looks into the camera as if he's waiting on an answer.
Sunshine Tony: Ruby Tyler wasn't singled out. It could've been any of you freaking losers back there in her position. But, what's done is done and maybe now that bitch will think twice before running her mouth about ROYALTY. We've taken the slander, libel and treason and we've let it slide for too long. It's because we were too busy focusing on things and people that actually matter like the FGA World championship. And don't you think for a second, Zerochan and Scotty-boo, that you two shouldn't have eyes in the back of your head. That belt isn't alluding me and my fellow king, Cannon here has yet to receive the rematch he deserves. We're all standing before you today lying our cards out on the table. Stop us. We dare you. I dare you. Stop us from taking every single piece of gold this company has to offer and indulging. Stop us from destroying every single one of your social justice, social media keyboard warriors. Look at the New Kings and look at the rest of yourselves. Some of you might could have what it takes to stand side by side with us if your priorities were in order. The rest of you know damn well you can't even look good against us on paper. So I want everyone who's watching--and face it, you all are--to realize that the rest of you in this company only has two options. You can either go the easy way and respect our kingdom. That means live by our laws. That means knowing your place, not getting out of line and staying the hell out of our way. Or you can go the...
He winks at everyone. Tony starts laughing to himself.
Sunshine Tony: "Hard-a-way"
Collective laughter.
Sunshine Tony: You can try to play hero. Knight in shining armor ass punks. Come on we know some of you are chomping at the bit to prove yourselves. We dare ya! We're inviting anyone who thinks they can topple my kingdom to step up and take your best shot. Give us one good reason why we don't deserve to have everything in FGA and more. Keep tweeting. Keep praying for management to suspend us or something like that as if it's ever going to happen. Keep poking the bears. Keep acting like any one of us couldn't end any and all of your careers if we felt like it. Give us a reason to make this uglier than it's already going to get. Don't test us. We're sick of being looked at as afterthoughts around here when we're the only ones who move the needles of interest around here. WE'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT MAKES THIS COMPANY ANY MOTHERFREAKING SCRATCH! So yes, we're cocky. Yes, we're going to be in the main event picture. Yes we'll always be in the title conversations because we don't just talk about it...as you can CLEARLY SEE when we left that trashy ass slut in a puddle of her own tears, saliva and disappointment...we ARE about it. That's why you all hate us. You know we're only going to get stronger and there's nothing any of you can do about it. Those are only facts, Burkey. Toodles for now!
The Scandalous One dusts off his mink coat before skipping off camera, leaving Cannon to step forward now as he looks into the lens with murderous intent.
Johnny Cannon: What you saw tonight, what I did to Chris Bond at First Wave, those were not aberrations. Let those actions serve as a precedent, and a precursor of things to come. I didn't climb my way up the ladder, I didn't wait nearly two years to capture my third World Championship in this business, I didn't bust my ass off to have it all taken away. I will not stand idly by and allow Zero, Chandler, or ANYONE else to stand on MY throne. It's MINE! THIS… This is ALLLLL MINNNNEEE!
Cannon grits his teeth now, chomping at the bit.
Johnny Cannon: And I will NOT allow any of you to continue walking around thinking you can say whatever you want about me. The job of commonfolk is to kneel before the monarchy, and submit to rulership. This is NOT a democracy. This is the dominion of the New Kings, you either live on your knees or you die at our feet. It is a binary condition. But understand that any attempt at a coup will be thwarted with VIOLENT prejudice. Those whose actions, whose words, whose opinions are perceived as disrespect will be beaten with VIOLENT prejudice.
Cannon eyes widen with anger and inhospitable rage.
Johnny Cannon: ANYONE… And I mean ANYONE who stands in the way of ME recapturing MY FGA. WORLD. CHAMPIONSHIP. I will PERSONALLY do everything in my power to END YOUR CAREER, because I'm going beat the hell out of you, and tear you apart with EXTREME F*CKING PREJUDICE!!!
Goodrich and Rother clap and applaud as the former FGA World Champion offers his final sentiment.
Johnny Cannon: HAIL THE KINGS.
Spencer Burke: Ladies and gentlemen, we just witnessed… Well, honestly I don’t know what we just witnessed.
Anthony Rother steps into the shot wearing his new peach colored suit, blue shirt, and floral tie. This suit, unlike his previous ensembles, seems to be custom made and actually fits his thin frame.
Anthony Rother: I’ll tell you what you just witnessed, Burke!
He snatches the microphone away from Spencer.
Anthony Rother: What you witnessed was these two men, Jason Marx and Chris Tryon, fed up with living off the measly scraps given to them by this company.
Marx and Tryon entered the shot, calmly removing Spencer Burke out of the area.
Anthony Rother: Throughout history we have been told stories about the common man, from humble backgrounds, barely making ends meet to feed his family. That man lives an ordinary mundane life until one day darkness begins to spread throughout the world. This darkness begins to destroy all of the good and happiness in the world, and threatens not just this peasant man and his family, but every facet of life in the kingdom where he lives. So this peasant man, who may not have much on his own, but he &;understands that there is something worth fighting for, greater than his own ambitions. So he does the right thing, the noble thing, and travels to; humble himself before his ruler – his royalty, his king. He offers to join his king’s fight against the darkness and pledges his very life to his crown and his country.
Anthony Rother: That is what happened here tonight, Burke. The Usual Suspects are sick and tired of watching the darkness that’s covering Frontier Grappling Arts, and that darkness is mediocrity! We’re surrounded by it, from the constant garbage that I see while I scroll on my timeline on social media, to the fact that this company has given a loser like Chris Strike a platform to promote his disgusting retirement tour on. So, The Usual Suspects made the journey to the royalty in FGA – their kings – and we have offered our services to join their army and fight the good fight, and we have this man to thank for allowing us to join the King’s Court!
Goodrich claps, grabbing Rother by the shoulder,
Quinn Goodrich: I don't know if I'm the one who should be taking the credit. I simply made a phone call - the call that put this thing in motion, bringing together the two most feared competitors in Frontier Grappling Arts and the future tag team Champions.
Goodrich brags, none of the men protest his claim.
Quinn Goodrich: They say you can't buy loyalty. Maybe you can't. However, I don't pay much attention to what they say. I know fortune is quite the motivator. I know the prospect of capturing capital, and the opportunity to carve out a legacy to be remembered in history for generations can cause men to settle their differences and come as one - one group, one kingdom. Gold, glory, the Suspects covet it, my client and his partner bask in it. Mr. Rother is a businessman at the end of the day. He made a business decision. He made a smart decision.
Rother nods.
Quinn Goodrich: Add Danny Diamond into the mix, and our entire conglomerate is set now. It was all apart of the plan too, Spencer. I just love it when a plan comes together!
Burke stands to the side, wanting to ask more questions but knowing he'd be cut off if he did. Finally the Scandalous One, Sunshine Tony Carmine waltz to the forefront. Sporting a fabulous lavender mink coat with hot pink slacks on, Tony winks and blows Spencer a kiss.
Sunshine Tony: The Scandalous One made an announcement on his exclusive Twitter page about making an announcement tonight on Vertigo.
Looking around to his Royal Court, Tony smiles and nods.
Sunshine Tony: Turns out that announcement was that our Royal Court was growing. The New Kings and the Usual Suspects took their paralleled initiatives and merged them together. I'm so happy for my sweet little new acquisitions! We're now not only the most fabulous and gorgeous entity in this entire company, but we're the most dangerous. That's a fact. If that much wasn't obvious before. A lot of people have gotten caught up in me, Johnny and Zero's love triangle so much lately, that they think they're safe twiddling their thumbs on the sidelines. They think that they can start to get bold on social media, call us out, insert themselves into the dealings of the elite. Disgusting. Some of them even have the motherSHUTCHOMOUF nerve to claim to be better than we are. Make no mistake about it, we're the New Kings. We're the Royal Court. We're the Judge and the Jury. We call the shots around here. We decide to let you cockroaches running our houses until WE decide to squash you. Got that?
Tony looks into the camera as if he's waiting on an answer.
Sunshine Tony: Ruby Tyler wasn't singled out. It could've been any of you freaking losers back there in her position. But, what's done is done and maybe now that bitch will think twice before running her mouth about ROYALTY. We've taken the slander, libel and treason and we've let it slide for too long. It's because we were too busy focusing on things and people that actually matter like the FGA World championship. And don't you think for a second, Zerochan and Scotty-boo, that you two shouldn't have eyes in the back of your head. That belt isn't alluding me and my fellow king, Cannon here has yet to receive the rematch he deserves. We're all standing before you today lying our cards out on the table. Stop us. We dare you. I dare you. Stop us from taking every single piece of gold this company has to offer and indulging. Stop us from destroying every single one of your social justice, social media keyboard warriors. Look at the New Kings and look at the rest of yourselves. Some of you might could have what it takes to stand side by side with us if your priorities were in order. The rest of you know damn well you can't even look good against us on paper. So I want everyone who's watching--and face it, you all are--to realize that the rest of you in this company only has two options. You can either go the easy way and respect our kingdom. That means live by our laws. That means knowing your place, not getting out of line and staying the hell out of our way. Or you can go the...
He winks at everyone. Tony starts laughing to himself.
Sunshine Tony: "Hard-a-way"
Collective laughter.
Sunshine Tony: You can try to play hero. Knight in shining armor ass punks. Come on we know some of you are chomping at the bit to prove yourselves. We dare ya! We're inviting anyone who thinks they can topple my kingdom to step up and take your best shot. Give us one good reason why we don't deserve to have everything in FGA and more. Keep tweeting. Keep praying for management to suspend us or something like that as if it's ever going to happen. Keep poking the bears. Keep acting like any one of us couldn't end any and all of your careers if we felt like it. Give us a reason to make this uglier than it's already going to get. Don't test us. We're sick of being looked at as afterthoughts around here when we're the only ones who move the needles of interest around here. WE'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT MAKES THIS COMPANY ANY MOTHERFREAKING SCRATCH! So yes, we're cocky. Yes, we're going to be in the main event picture. Yes we'll always be in the title conversations because we don't just talk about it...as you can CLEARLY SEE when we left that trashy ass slut in a puddle of her own tears, saliva and disappointment...we ARE about it. That's why you all hate us. You know we're only going to get stronger and there's nothing any of you can do about it. Those are only facts, Burkey. Toodles for now!
The Scandalous One dusts off his mink coat before skipping off camera, leaving Cannon to step forward now as he looks into the lens with murderous intent.
Johnny Cannon: What you saw tonight, what I did to Chris Bond at First Wave, those were not aberrations. Let those actions serve as a precedent, and a precursor of things to come. I didn't climb my way up the ladder, I didn't wait nearly two years to capture my third World Championship in this business, I didn't bust my ass off to have it all taken away. I will not stand idly by and allow Zero, Chandler, or ANYONE else to stand on MY throne. It's MINE! THIS… This is ALLLLL MINNNNEEE!
Cannon grits his teeth now, chomping at the bit.
Johnny Cannon: And I will NOT allow any of you to continue walking around thinking you can say whatever you want about me. The job of commonfolk is to kneel before the monarchy, and submit to rulership. This is NOT a democracy. This is the dominion of the New Kings, you either live on your knees or you die at our feet. It is a binary condition. But understand that any attempt at a coup will be thwarted with VIOLENT prejudice. Those whose actions, whose words, whose opinions are perceived as disrespect will be beaten with VIOLENT prejudice.
Cannon eyes widen with anger and inhospitable rage.
Johnny Cannon: ANYONE… And I mean ANYONE who stands in the way of ME recapturing MY FGA. WORLD. CHAMPIONSHIP. I will PERSONALLY do everything in my power to END YOUR CAREER, because I'm going beat the hell out of you, and tear you apart with EXTREME F*CKING PREJUDICE!!!
Goodrich and Rother clap and applaud as the former FGA World Champion offers his final sentiment.
Johnny Cannon: HAIL THE KINGS.