No Bueno

[Keegan Hightower]

Holy hell Keegan you look so damn good!  

The scene opens up as Keegan is looking in the mirror. He has a new black wrestling jacket that he is modeling. Behind him is his girlfriend/valet Anita Handey. She reaches his shoulders and slowly takes the jacket off of him. She hangs it up and smiles. 

Do you really like it?  

Of course love! It is pretty sweet. 

Good, well I’ve got to take a shower. I can’t wait for dinner tonight!  

She smiles as she walks off. He watches her walk away and smiles to the camera and mouths the word “damn.” He walks over and sits down on the couch and looks deep into the camera. 

The Baroness and I told you. We never doubted ourselves we knew we could beat Brute Camp. It is simple now we are better than them. We have proved it over and over again. If we have to face them again somewhere down the road we will beat them again. It is just a matter of time and again people will probably doubt us and all of that. The fact of the matter is though that we are better than any other tag team in LDFC. We will again prove it as we take on another team in singles competition. She takes on El Grande Malo and I take on… 

…oh shit Mexico’s Favorite Son?  

Pedro Gonzales… 

…oh no… 

He hides his eyes and laughs a little bit. 

Lucky for me… 

This match isn’t in Mexico it is in the good ole USOfA so I have the home field advantage don’t I? 

See mister Pedro here decided to try and step up against me asking about my list and all of that… 

…but wait didn’t he do that in class? I thought cell phones were banned during class because the last time I was in class and tweeted and all of that I was put in the ring and I was stretched, kicked, and punched until I couldn’t move I guess he might be a little bit of a teachers pet…hmm? Unfair advantage!  

He shakes his head and laughs a little bit. 

I guess that is alright, if that is how he has to get ahead of the class and be put in good matches he can do that. Me? I do it with talents and he will see that when he steps in the ring with me. I will push him to the limit and I will give him the punishment that the teachers should have given him. He also don’t like to make predictions like he said again in class. See he knows that he shouldn’t make predictions because he knows that stepping into the ring with me he is already beaten. He cannot stand up to me and if he does stand up to me I will just take his head clean off with the Boom Headshot. It is simple he can have the fans back him and cheer for him and want to see the mean, Keegan Hightower lose. People don’t like me because they want to be like me. See Pedro wants to be like me, he wants to be able to make predictions about matches that he is in and put down he will win. He wants to have the confidence I have and sadly he never will have it because he simply isn’t good enough. 

He slowly gets up from the couch and runs his hands through his hair.  

He wishes that he had hair like me… 

…He wishes he had a jacket like me… 

…and he sure as he wishes that he has a girlfriend as hot as mine. 

When he and I get in that ring together I will show him how much talent I have. I will show him that he can try his hardest and hit me with whatever he has and I will still get up. I will show him that I don’t need to suck up to the teachers to win matches. This is my world, and I will keep on taking people out of it until the Baroness and I get what we deserve. The Bueno Club can’t beat us when we are on our own and we will prove that. They can talk a big game and try and get into our heads but it will not work 

Mexico’s Favorite Son is about to become Mexico’s Favorite Son without a head. I promise. 

He smiles as he turns on his heels. 

Keegan! Can you wash my back? 

He shoots a sly smile as he walks off towards the bathroom.