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May 3, 2016 19:53:33 GMT -5
Post by The Mason on May 3, 2016 19:53:33 GMT -5
5.1.16
”It was supposed to be the perfect night.
Becky and I had fought our asses off from the moment I came into the Den up until she won that last match for us against MacRear and Ka… the-- the fucking Baroness. We busted our asses, man, and we saw how nasty this business got and we tried to keep our eyes in the back of our heads and make it didn’t happen to us, but, Katie, yo, you fucking got us.
It was supposed to be all about the Brute Camp because no matter how much everyone said we couldn’t do it, over and over, we STILL walked away as the first-ever APEX Tag Team Champions and I dunno why I was so stupid and why Becky was so naive-- dude, we shoulda known you’d pull some sly, shiesty shit and get the jump on us after what was supposed to be the perfect night.
That’s your style though. That’s to be expected. From now on, whether you’re on our radar or not, that’s always to be expected because you’re sly, shiesty, shitty people, man, and Keegan already pulled it on Becky back in the Serengeti when I decided to skip the trip out of spite, but I feel legit dumb that this motherfucker jumped us both when I was mid-celebration. Noooo, like, my ego cannot HANDLE this. Keegan Hightower does not get to end the inaugural championship celebration.
Is dude skilled? Why, yes he is.
Is dude dangerous? Why, yes. Yes the fuck he is.
Is dude the Mason? No. He’s a Crimson Baroness-flavored Monster of the Week and if I don’t put my boot in his mouth forty-six seconds into the match, Becky is just gonna start doin’ some arches and flips and shit and start wrestlin’ circles around him until he gets so disoriented that he has no idea which corner is the safe one.
Keegan, you will step into this ring and get fucking murdered, I swear to God. You put your hands on me or Becky outside of the bells one more time and I will spike your goddamned head into the post like it’s the carnival and I’ve got a stuffed hippo waiting on the other side of it. What’s happening to you inside the ring during At All Costs is bad enough, but I promise you it could be so much worse. It could be so much more brutal.
Baroness though, K-Dawgh, you, though? You know who we are. You’re on the same wardrobe label as us and you’ve trained on the same turf at us but you turn your nose up at us because you whore yourself out to whoever has a wallet and a wrestling ring and you think you’ve got some experience or some shit-- like you’ve got some shit on me and Becky in the ring.
We haven’t wrestled all over the ring and we haven’t rubbed elbows with all the mainstream talent but we’ve never needed to… not to beat you. Sooner or later we might run into a wall, where we’re gonna wish we had that kind of experience to get us over it, but you, Crimson? Yo, you made us look stupid before. You floored us. But you never did it when it counted. Makes us wonder if you can, know what I'm saying?
Makes us wonder…
This time you don’t get to jump us. You get to fight us straight-up, so you can find out why we’re undefeated. And that isn’t me trying to sound cocky, because I don’t need to. I already know why I’m a champ. Beck knows. Yo… you? You two? You still need to find out why we’re the APEX Tag Team Champions and you’ll never be.
That’s how it is and that’s how it’ll be. And it may be four weeks late-- but we’ll get our perfect night. You rubbed us once but we’ll get it.
We’ll get it at all costs.”
5.3.16
I sat on the balcony, hood pulled over my head, phone gripped in my hand, screen held to my face. I didn’t care that the rain was pouring and the wind was blowing. I didn’t care that the sounds of the early-morning storm were clearly audible throughout the house as I sat there, allowing the screen door to slam against frame.
I watched as the Crimson Baroness smashed the cane into the back of Becky’s head. I watched as MacRear jumped me, then her. She didn’t even have to use the cane. She kicked me while I was down, while Keegan mounted Becky like a creep...
My mouth grew dry. I felt my fingers growing stiff but weak as I continued to watch until finally, the video mercifully ended.
So I replayed it.
”It was supposed to be the perfect night.
Becky and I had fought our asses off from the moment I came into the Den up until she won that last match for us against MacRear and Ka… the-- the fucking Baroness. We busted our asses, man, and we saw how nasty this business got and we tried to keep our eyes in the back of our heads and make it didn’t happen to us, but, Katie, yo, you fucking got us.
It was supposed to be all about the Brute Camp because no matter how much everyone said we couldn’t do it, over and over, we STILL walked away as the first-ever APEX Tag Team Champions and I dunno why I was so stupid and why Becky was so naive-- dude, we shoulda known you’d pull some sly, shiesty shit and get the jump on us after what was supposed to be the perfect night.
That’s your style though. That’s to be expected. From now on, whether you’re on our radar or not, that’s always to be expected because you’re sly, shiesty, shitty people, man, and Keegan already pulled it on Becky back in the Serengeti when I decided to skip the trip out of spite, but I feel legit dumb that this motherfucker jumped us both when I was mid-celebration. Noooo, like, my ego cannot HANDLE this. Keegan Hightower does not get to end the inaugural championship celebration.
Is dude skilled? Why, yes he is.
Is dude dangerous? Why, yes. Yes the fuck he is.
Is dude the Mason? No. He’s a Crimson Baroness-flavored Monster of the Week and if I don’t put my boot in his mouth forty-six seconds into the match, Becky is just gonna start doin’ some arches and flips and shit and start wrestlin’ circles around him until he gets so disoriented that he has no idea which corner is the safe one.
Keegan, you will step into this ring and get fucking murdered, I swear to God. You put your hands on me or Becky outside of the bells one more time and I will spike your goddamned head into the post like it’s the carnival and I’ve got a stuffed hippo waiting on the other side of it. What’s happening to you inside the ring during At All Costs is bad enough, but I promise you it could be so much worse. It could be so much more brutal.
Baroness though, K-Dawgh, you, though? You know who we are. You’re on the same wardrobe label as us and you’ve trained on the same turf at us but you turn your nose up at us because you whore yourself out to whoever has a wallet and a wrestling ring and you think you’ve got some experience or some shit-- like you’ve got some shit on me and Becky in the ring.
We haven’t wrestled all over the ring and we haven’t rubbed elbows with all the mainstream talent but we’ve never needed to… not to beat you. Sooner or later we might run into a wall, where we’re gonna wish we had that kind of experience to get us over it, but you, Crimson? Yo, you made us look stupid before. You floored us. But you never did it when it counted. Makes us wonder if you can, know what I'm saying?
Makes us wonder…
This time you don’t get to jump us. You get to fight us straight-up, so you can find out why we’re undefeated. And that isn’t me trying to sound cocky, because I don’t need to. I already know why I’m a champ. Beck knows. Yo… you? You two? You still need to find out why we’re the APEX Tag Team Champions and you’ll never be.
That’s how it is and that’s how it’ll be. And it may be four weeks late-- but we’ll get our perfect night. You rubbed us once but we’ll get it.
We’ll get it at all costs.”
5.3.16
I sat on the balcony, hood pulled over my head, phone gripped in my hand, screen held to my face. I didn’t care that the rain was pouring and the wind was blowing. I didn’t care that the sounds of the early-morning storm were clearly audible throughout the house as I sat there, allowing the screen door to slam against frame.
I watched as the Crimson Baroness smashed the cane into the back of Becky’s head. I watched as MacRear jumped me, then her. She didn’t even have to use the cane. She kicked me while I was down, while Keegan mounted Becky like a creep...
My mouth grew dry. I felt my fingers growing stiff but weak as I continued to watch until finally, the video mercifully ended.
So I replayed it.