You or Me!
May 3, 2016 17:48:06 GMT -5
Post by sasso on May 3, 2016 17:48:06 GMT -5
The scene opens on a beaming Skylar Cloud, custom Old North Championship belt in her possession as per usual.
"Well hello everybody! It's YOUR Champion of the entire Northern Hemisphere, the only one in history, for a whopping ..."
Dramatic pause.
"ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN DAYS!!!"
Confetti falls, celebration and ballyhoo, etc.
"See, look at me keeping a smile on my face just like the leader that I am! That is what makes me a great Champion, a leader by example, and a shining light who not only the current little cubs in the Lion's Den, but the aspiring ones at the latest tryout camp can all look up to! Why, if you want to know what it means to Reach for the Skylar, just look at the undefeated Systemic!"
A light, giddy clap of her hands before her expression darkens.
"Unfortunately there's a little bit of a fly in the ointment. Somebody who is setting a bad example for the rest of the little cubs by trying to create a false narrative, a dangerous narrative. One which says that Reaching for the Skylar is something that one can not only turn their back on, but make a mockery of!"
A deep breath.
"Skylar 23, formerly of the slave name Jensen Banks, you took a sacred oath. One to turn your life around, and stop being a waste of space. Have you even noticed that suddenly things have taken a really dark turn for you? Your woman, you said she's just your best friend, but your woman she get her brains scrambled and has a lifetime of concussion symptoms to look forward to, then she loses her trios title, then you get put through an announce table!"
She shakes her head.
"The last part may be fine for you, but your bad karma needs to stop until you infect everyone in this little den of learning, like you're destroying your loved ones! Which is why there's only two choices for you. You can either lay down in the middle of that ring, and accept your new life. Or I can teach you a lesson, I can beat you down until you either accept The Skylar Systemic, or are so broken that there's no place for you in the Lion's Den any more! This isn't about you trying to win a title, this is about meeeee making sure I protect the sanctity of everything my Championship represents! There's not room in the Lion's Den for The Skylar Systemic and usurpers trying to bring down the cause! So I'm going to remedy that situation, Skylar 23 ... At All Costs."
Fin.
(OOC: Word Count 440)
"Well hello everybody! It's YOUR Champion of the entire Northern Hemisphere, the only one in history, for a whopping ..."
Dramatic pause.
"ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN DAYS!!!"
Confetti falls, celebration and ballyhoo, etc.
"See, look at me keeping a smile on my face just like the leader that I am! That is what makes me a great Champion, a leader by example, and a shining light who not only the current little cubs in the Lion's Den, but the aspiring ones at the latest tryout camp can all look up to! Why, if you want to know what it means to Reach for the Skylar, just look at the undefeated Systemic!"
A light, giddy clap of her hands before her expression darkens.
"Unfortunately there's a little bit of a fly in the ointment. Somebody who is setting a bad example for the rest of the little cubs by trying to create a false narrative, a dangerous narrative. One which says that Reaching for the Skylar is something that one can not only turn their back on, but make a mockery of!"
A deep breath.
"Skylar 23, formerly of the slave name Jensen Banks, you took a sacred oath. One to turn your life around, and stop being a waste of space. Have you even noticed that suddenly things have taken a really dark turn for you? Your woman, you said she's just your best friend, but your woman she get her brains scrambled and has a lifetime of concussion symptoms to look forward to, then she loses her trios title, then you get put through an announce table!"
She shakes her head.
"The last part may be fine for you, but your bad karma needs to stop until you infect everyone in this little den of learning, like you're destroying your loved ones! Which is why there's only two choices for you. You can either lay down in the middle of that ring, and accept your new life. Or I can teach you a lesson, I can beat you down until you either accept The Skylar Systemic, or are so broken that there's no place for you in the Lion's Den any more! This isn't about you trying to win a title, this is about meeeee making sure I protect the sanctity of everything my Championship represents! There's not room in the Lion's Den for The Skylar Systemic and usurpers trying to bring down the cause! So I'm going to remedy that situation, Skylar 23 ... At All Costs."
Fin.
(OOC: Word Count 440)