Canadian Stampede (2.20.16)
Feb 21, 2016 7:19:20 GMT -5
Post by FGA Office on Feb 21, 2016 7:19:20 GMT -5
Fujiko Mine vs. Jimmy Page
The eerie cue up of "They Are Lost" by Last Remaining Pinnacle plays for ten seconds...then dies down, along with the lights. Suddenly the sound of drums and a electronic melody plays. The lights flash in red to the melody of the song. The song, "Can You Feel My Heart" by Bring Me The Horizon plays as a silhouette appears from out of the red. In his signature controlled stagger, Page comes out, hands extended, head down. Slowly his raises his head, soaked in the red lights.
J.A. Aldridge: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Flint, Michigan! Weighing in at 236 pounds! He is “THE KING OF THE F’N WORLD” JIMMY PAGE!
Fans boo him as he makes his way to the ring. He whips his hair out of his eyes as he snatches away from of the extended hands, almost threatening to hit someone. Page stops from time to time, swearing at some of the fans who chant "FUCK YOU JIMMY!!" and "PAGE SUCKS!!!" getting in their face. As Page finishes his march of ridicule, he stops at the top of the ramp. His eyes dead, his expression stoic as he glares around the arena, the lights still radiating that deadly red. Page goes in front of the ring, slides onto the apron on one knee and quickly gets inside. He goes to his right and climbs the turnbuckle and stands on top of it, swearing at the fans, pointing at himself, talking to them, taunting them, mocking them. He stands there for a moment, then routinely spits his gum at the crowd. Page leaps down, slides down into the corner, and sits on the middle turnbuckle. He rests his left hand on his cheek nonchalantly, waiting for the match to begin.
Kris Cruise: Jimmy Page told Fujiko Mine to stay away. He told her to turn this match down. But Fujiko wouldn’t budge. Fujiko wouldn’t allow herself to be intimidated by Page. You know that did nothing but draw the ire of the former World Champion.
Stephy Auger: Page couldn’t fathom the level of disrespect that was showed to him by Fujiko. He couldn’t believe the audacity. She wants to put on this brave front and not cower away from Page. She wants this great challenge. Well that’s just great. Good for her for having courage. Let’s see how much that courage helps her when Page is busy ragdolling her around the ring. She should’ve taken his advice. Now, because she didn’t take his advice, he might just take away her livelihood.
The lights dimly fade as the opening riff of “Nascency” by Ace Waters & RichaadEB play throughout the arena. The audience isn’t sure how to respond, until the curtain parts, and a smooth tanned leg slips through, long white boots capping them off. Following that, is the rest of Fujiko Mine, clad in a sparkling white dress. There is stunned silence as she holds a bouquet of flowers, and her face is shielded by a veil. She stops at the mid center of the ramp, her focus forward. Just as the song is about to pick up, however…the lights drop in the arena, and a shrill, horrific scream rings out.
Stephy Auger: What is going on here, Kris?!
Kris Cruise: You’re just as confused as I am, Stephy. Fujiko was set to make her entrance here for her match against Jimmy Page, and the lights went out!
A single red light flashes near the stage, and for the second it shows dark figures surrounding the white clad Fujiko. It flashes again a few seconds later, and some of them have a hold of her. Her face still masked by the veil, her body language shows that she is in distress.
Kris Cruise: I think she’s being attacked! We need some help out here!
Another few red lights flash, showing the dark figures grabbing hold of her. Finally, the lights come back on, and an Instrumental of “The Hills” by The Weeknd plays through the arena. Fujiko stands there, the dress she was just wearing ripped away. Underneath is a white, torn up version of her attire. It is also marred with wet, red streaks in various spots all over it. The veil is gone, and we can see the run mascara and red “blood” all over her face.
Kris Cruise: Oh my god…
The crowd, catching on to Fujiko’s entrance, begins a ‘This is awesome’ chant as she stands there, her gaze trained on Jimmy Page. She slowly begins to walk towards the ring, and as she does...the figures that ‘attacked her’ crawl along at her feet.
J.A. Aldridge: And his opponent! Now residing out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin! Weighing in at 145 pounds… FUJIKO MINE!
She stops moving as the beat drops, and the same shrill scream rings out through the arena. Her mouth is open as if she is the one releasing the horrible sound into the arena. She then resumes walking and the figures crawl on their hands and knees around her at an erratic pace. She reaches the ring, and then mimics the scream one more time. This time, the figures at her feet scatter, as if terrified. A few go over the guardrail and into the crowd. Two crawl underneath the ring, and the final one scurries back up the ramp and out of sight. Fujiko climbs up on the apron, and stares down Jimmy Page for a second before slowly entering the ring.
The bell sounds as as Fujiko meets him on the center of the ring and nails him with an elbow smash. But Page comes right back with an elbow smash of his own. Fujiko delivers another hard elbow smash. But Page comes right back with an elbow smash of his own. Fujiko hits him with another elbow smash. But Page nails her with another elbow smash of his own. Both grapplers them grab each other by the back of their necks with one arm hand. They then use their free arm to deliver elbow smashes in rapid succession. But as the two begin to slow down, it’s Fujiko that gains the upperhand. She nails Page with an elbow strike, sending him stumbling back. Page comes back to throw an elbow, but Fujiko cuts him off with another elbow smash. After shaking off the blow, Page pulls his arm back to deliver another elbow strike. But again, Fujiko cuts him off with another elbow smash. After pushing Page into the corner, Fujiko pummels him down with a barrage of elbow smashes in the corner. Once Page is in a seated position, Fujiko begins to stomp away at his chest. The ref then scoots in and moves Fujiko back.
Kris Cruise: Look at Fujiko take it to Page!
Stephy Auger: Yeah, she’s got the advantage now. But let’s see how long this lasts...
After Fujiko sidesteps the ref, she makes her way into the corner. But Page reaches up, pulls himself up using the ropes and doubles her over with a double chop to the throat, resulting in boos from the crowd.
Stephy Auger: … not very long.
Page takes Fujiko, places her in a side headlock and rakes her face along the top rope. Once he lets go, Fujiko stumbles into the nearby corner. Page then comes up from behind and delivers a kidney shot. He then turns Fujiko around and delivers a series of shoulder thrusts, followed by a series of knee strikes, followed by a series of back elbow strikes. He then pummels Fujiko down into the corner with a flurry of right hands. The ref then scoots in and moves Page back. He warns Page about the use of those closed fists. But Page pays him no mind. After moving the ref out of the way, Page marches back into the corner, pulls Fujiko up and pummels her down in the corner with a series of elbow smashes. Once Fujiko is in a seated position, Page chokes her while pulling down on the top rope. The ref gives him until the count of five to break the hold.
Ref: ONE… TWO… THREE.. FOUR…
Page lets go… only to reapply the choke.
Ref: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Page reluctantly lets go. He begins to facewash Fujiko with the sole of his boot before taking off into the far ropes. When Page returns, he nails Fujiko with a running knee facewash. The crowd boos as he drags her from out of the corner before making the cover.
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Fujiko kicks out.
Kris Cruise: Page was on the receiving end of all those elbows early on. But now it’s Page who finds himself on top of this one.
Stephy Auger: It was only a matter of time until Page gained control of this one. Fujiko’s got no one to blame but herself for everything that happens here on out...
Page picks up Fujiko and whips her into the ropes. When Fujiko comes back, Page throws out a clothesline. But Fujiko ducks and runs into the ropes. When she comes back, Page goes for a back elbow to the face. But again, Fujiko ducks and runs into the ropes. When she comes back, Page leans forward and sets up a back body drop. Fujiko counters with a sunset flip. But after Page takes a few steps back, he reaches down, grabs Fujiko by the throat with both hands and yanks her back to her feet. He then throats out a straight right to the jaw. But Fujiko ducks and cracks him across the jaw with an elbow smash. She then takes Page and goes for an irish whip. But Page reverses, sending her into the corner. Page then runs into the corner, but Fujiko nails him with a back elbow to the face. After stumbling back, Page runs back into the corner. But again, Fujiko nails him with another back elbow to the face. As Page stumbles back, Fujiko runs from out of the corner and brings him down with a headscissors takeover. Page gets back to his feet, but Fujiko nails him with a basement dropkick, knocking him down to one knee. She then takes off into the far ropes. When Fujiko returns, she spikes Page with a hurricanrana driver. The crowd cheers as she makes the cover.
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Page kicks out.
Fujiko picks up Page, places him in a side headlock and rakes his face along the top rope. After she lets go, Page stumbles into the nearest corner. After turning him around, Fujiko pummels him down in the corner with a flurry of elbow smashes. She then proceeds to scrape his face with the sole of her boot before running into the far ropes. When she returns, she delivers a running knee facewash of her own. The crowd cheers as she drags Page from out of the corner before making the cover.
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Page kicks out.
Kris Cruise: Fujiko’s was giving Page a taste of his own medicine right there.
Stephy Auger: Is she out of her mind. Why would she try to antagonize Page more than she already has!?
Fujiko picks up Page and whips him into the ropes. When Page comes back, Fujiko sets up for a back body drop. But Page stomps and delivers a hard stomp to the back of the head. As Fujiko stands up, Page pops her with a straight jaw to the jaw, knocking her down. The crowd boos as he makes the cover.
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Fujiko kicks out.
Page makes another lateral press.
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Fujiko kicks out.
Page takes his forearm and repeatedly grinds it across Fujiko’s face as the crowd boos. He then gets up, yanks Fujiko up by her hair, runs and tosses her through the ropes. But Fujiko lands on the apron. As Page goes over to attack. Fujiko pulls herself up and delivers a shoulder thrust through the ropes. She then goes for a vertical suplex to the outside, but Page blocks it. He then lifts Fujiko up, takes a few steps back and then throws her down with a front suplex across the top rope. While Fujiko dangles over the top rope, Page takes a stew steps back. After sizing her up, Page runs over and…
*CRACK*
… connects with a discus big boot, knocking Fujiko off the top rope and down to the floor.
Kris Cruise: Sole Destruction by Jimmy Page and man, did he put a little extra behind that.
Stephy Auger: He was looking to separate her head from the rest of her body with that kick to the head.
Page drops onto his back and rolls to the outside.
After picking up Fujiko on the outside, Page scoops her up across his shoulders, runs and goes to lawn dart her into the ring post. But Fujiko slips down and shoves Page forward. The crowd cheers as Page smacks his head against the ring post. As a dazed Page rounds the ring post, Fujiko returns to her feet. After Page shakes out the cobwebs and turns around, Fujiko runs forward, dives over, grabs onto the ring post, swings around it, wraps her legs around Page’s neck and brings him down with a headscissors takeover. She then rolls back into the ring before returning to her feet. As Page gets up on the outside, Fujiko takes off into the far ropes. When she comes back, she knocks him down with a corkscrew plancha to cheers and applause from the crowd.
Kris Cruise: What a div to the outside by Fujiko!
Stephy Auger: But she’s not done!
Fujiko then mounts herself on top of Page and hammers away with short-range punches to the face. She then picks up Page, rolls him back into the ring, rolls herself back in and makes the cover.
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Page gets his shoulder up.
Fujiko picks up Page and whips him into the ropes. When Page comes back, Fujiko doubles him over with a spinning back kick. After wrapping her arm around his neck, Fujiko heads over towards the ropes and goes for a springboard tornado DDT. But while Fujiko’s in the air, Page shoves her off of him. After Fujiko lands of her feet, Page heads over and throws out the Sole Destruction. But this time, Fujiko catches his foot and knocks him down with a leg sweep. She then goes for a standing moonsault. Page sees it, so he rolls out of the way. But after Fujiko lands on her feet, she quickly hits a standing SSP.
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Page gets his shoulder up.
Fujiko picks up Page and whips him into the corner. She then runs across the ring and connects with a corner enzuigiri, sending Page crumbling from out of the corner. Fujiko turns him over and makes the cover.
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Page gets his shoulder up.
Kris Cruise: Fujiko cracks him across the head with that hard enzuigiri. But again, she only gets a two count.
Stephy Auger: Fuji is learning that keeping Page down is easier said than done. But like I said before, she’s got no one to blame for this but herself. She started this mess. I think she’s slowly realizing now that she can't finish it.
Fujiko picks up Page and nails him with a hard elbow smash. She then takes him by the arm and goes for an irish whip. Page reverses, sending Fujiko towards the ropes. Fujiko ends up using her momentum to counter into a handspring rebound ace crusher. But Page counters by grabbing Fujiko in mid air and delivering a half nelson suplex. The crowd boos as Page crawls over, turns Fujiko over and makes the cover.
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Fujiko gets her shoulder up.
Page picks up Fujiko, grabs her by the wrist with one arm and uses his free arm to deliver a short-arm elbow smash. He drops down and makes the cover.
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Fujiko gets her shoulder up.
Page sits up Fujiko and tries to pull her mouth apart with a fish hook, resulting in boos from the crowd. The ref gives Page until the count of five to break the hold.
Ref: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Page lets go. He then picks up Fujiko and whips her into the corner. Page then runs across the ring. Fujiko goes to deliver two boots to the face. But Page catches her feet and swings her legs away from him and onto the middle ropes. While Fujiko’s legs are draped across the middle rope, Page quickly grabs her from behind and delivers a neckbreaker across his knee.
Kris Cruise: The Paralyzing!
Stephy Auger: That should be it right there!
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Fujiko gets her foot on the bottom rope.
Page picks up Fujiko and whips her into the ropes. When Fujiko comes back, Page throws out a clothesline. But Fujiko ducks and runs into the far ropes. When Fujiko comes back, she goes for a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. But Page counters with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. The crowd boos as he makes the cover.
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Fujiko gets her shoulder up.
Page picks up Fujiko and whips her hard into the corner. As Fujiko stumbles out of the corner, Page kicks her in the midsection and hurls her across the ring with a double underhook suplex. Page crawls over and makes the cover.
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Fujiko gets her shoulder up.
Kris Cruise: Fujiko was faring so well earlier on. But now, Page is slowly breaking her down.
Stephy Auger: You know he’s loving every minute of it, too. He’s not going to make this quick. He could. He could put her out of her misery right now. But why do that when he could make this as agonizing as possible?
As Page slowly pulls up Fujiko, she begins to nail him with right hands to the body. But an elbow to the back of the head knocks her down. He then reaches down and slowly pulls Fujiko back up. This time, Fujiko nails him with rights and lefts to the body. But Page stops her comeback with a clubbing shot to the back. Page then reaches back down, pulls up Fujiko and whips her into the ropes. When Fujiko comes back, Page goes for a big boot to the face. But Fujiko stops and catches his foot. She then spins him around. When Page comes back, he goes for a clothesline. But Fujiko ducks, sending Page into the ropes. When Page comes back, Fujiko connects with a dropkick, knocking him through the ropes and onto the apron.
Kris Cruise: Fujiko with some separation!
Stephy Auger: For now.
Fujiko heads over to the ropes to grab Page. But Page nails her with a double chop to the throat. He then goes for a gamengiri. But Fujiko swats his leg down and then counters with a gamengiri of her own, which knocks Page off the apron and to the floor.
Kris Cruise: How about that counter from Page.
As Page gets up on the outside, Fujiko takes off into the far ropes. When she comes back, she goes for a topé suicida. But Page counters with a powerslam into the guardrail. The crowd boos as Fujiko lays in agony on the ground.
Stephy Auger: So much for that, huh?
Kris Cruise: Fujiko just got thrown viciously into that guardrail! I don’t know how she can even continue after that.
Page picks up Fujiko, delivers a double leg pickup and then rams her back-first into the ring post. Page takes a step backs back, then runs forward and rams her back-first into the ring post. He then takes Fujiko and rolls her back into the ring. After rolling himself back in, Page drags Fujiko away from the ropes and makes the cover.
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Fujiko gets her shoulder up.
Stephy Auger: She should’ve just stayed down, just like she should’ve just stayed away from Page in the first place.
Page picks up Fujiko, scoops her up from the side and delivers a pendulum backbreaker. He then keeps Fujiko presses down across his knee with a backbreaker submission. The ref asks Fujiko if she wants to give up. When she wants to quit, Page pushes down, increasing the pressure.
Kris Cruise: Fujiko’s in a bad way here. She’s got to get out of this hold.
Stephy Auger: How?
The ref checks back in with Fujiko and asks her if she wants to give up. But Fujiko refuses to quit. She then reaches up and begins to nail Page in the face until she escapes the hold.
Fujiko takes Page and goes for an irish whip. But Page reverses, sending her into the ropes. But instead of coming back, Fujiko hangs onto the ropes. So Page charges over towards her. But Fujiko nails him with a back elbow to the face. As Page stumbles back, Fujiko steps back, jumps up onto the middle ropes and goes for Sealed With A Kick. But Page catches her in mid air and counters with an Exploder Suplex. The crowd boos as he makes the cover.
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Fujiko gets her shoulder up.
Page picks up Fujiko and whips her into the ropes. When Fujiko comes back, Page knocks her down with a running big boot to the face. The crowd boos as he drops down and makes the cover.
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Fujiko gets her shoulder up.
Kris Cruise: Fujiko continues to get her shoulder up. She continues to avoid those three counts.
Stephy Auger: She continues to prove that she has more guts than brains. Stay down!
Page picks up Fujiko and goes for a vertical suplex, but Fujiko drops down to one knee. After yanking Fujiko back to her feet, Page goes for another vertical suplex. But Fujiko hooks her leg around his, blocking the move. After delivering three punches to the ribs, Page lifts her up for a vertical suplex. But Fujiko nails him in the head with a knee on the way up. After Fujiko slips back down, she brings Page down with an inverted STO.
Kris Cruise: Complete Shot by Fujiko!
Stephy Auger: But he can’t even make the cover!
As Fujiko slowly sits up, Page can be seen slowly rolling over towards the ropes. After Page pulls himself up using the ropes, Fujiko runs up from behind and goes for a leaping reverse bulldog. But Page hangs onto the ropes, causing Fujiko to fall and land on the canvas.
Stephy Auger: SO much for that...
After Fujiko slowly turns over on all fours, Page reaches down and pulls her up from behind. He then sets up for a wrist-clutch rolling elbow. But Fujiko ducks and counters with the Sling Blade. The crowd cheers as Page is down.
Kris Cruise: Page tried to end this with the Concussion~Grade III. But Fujiko was able to pull out a great counter!
Fujiko steps through the ropes and slaps the top turnbuckle before scaling the turnbuckles. Once she gets to the top, she leaps off, shifts her body in mid air and goes for the High Fly Flow…
Kris Cruise: Fujiko with the Hot Spring Skinny Dip...
Stephy Auger: … but Page gets his knees up!
The crowd boos as Fujiko bounces off of Page’s knees.
While Fujiko is curled up and is guarding her ribs, Page goes over, picks up Fujiko and delivers repeated knees to the midsection. Fujiko is doubled over. But she quickly leans forward onto her hands and follows up with a handstand calf kick, resulting in cheers from the crowd. Page cracks her across the face with an elbow strike. But Fujiko nails him with another elbow smash. Page delivers another elbow smash. But Fujiko comes back with another forearm smash of her own. Page cocks his arm back, but Fujiko beats him to the punch and delivers another elbow smash. Page prepares to throw another strike. But again, Fujiko beats him to the punch and nails him with another elbow smash… and another… and another and another and another and another and another. While Page is dazed, Fujiko steps back and throws out one last elbow smash. But Page ducks and counters with a Saito Suplex. The crowd boos as he makes the cover.
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THRE-NO!
Fujiko gets her shoulder up.
Stephy Auger: How much closer can you get!?
Page picks up Fujiko and whips her hard into the corner. The turnbuckles rattle as soon as Fujiko’s spine crashes against them. While Fujiko arches her back in the corner, Page runs across the ring. But Fujiko connects with a boot to the face. The strike causes Page to turn around and stagger out of the corner. While his back is still turned, Fujiko heads from out of the corner, hops onto Page’s shoulder, turns and goes for a hurricanrana. But before Fujiko can flip back, Page runs across the ring and delivers a turnbuckle powerbomb. The crowd boos as Fujiko bounces off the turnbuckles and crumbles to the canvas. He makes the cover.
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THRE-NO!
Fujiko gets her shoulder up.
Kris Cruise: Page keeps hitting Fujiko harder and harder. He keeps delivering explosive move after explosive move. But Fujiko continues to deny him a three count!
Page picks up Fujiko, quickly grabs her from behind and goes for the Concussion~Grade III. But Fujiko ducks, floats over onto his shoulders and tries for a crucifix driver. But Page counters with a Samoan Drop. Page reaches down, picks up Fujiko, quickly grabs her from behind and goes for the Concussion~Grade III. But Fujiko counters into a flying cross armbar.
Kris Cruise: Fujiko with the armbar!
Stephy Auger: No!
Page immediately clutches his hands. Fujiko can be seen repeatedly yanking back on the arm to try and break the grip. But Page has his hands grasped tight.
Kris Cruise: Page is using all his might to keep his hands locked. He knows that if Fujiko hyperextends that arm, she could end up breaking it.
Page turns over onto one knee, lifts Fujiko up off the canvas as he gets up to his feet and then slams her down on the mat. Page stumbles back into the ropes. But instead of coming back, Page leans up against the ropes and waves Fujiko up. As Fujiko stirs and then slowly gets to her feet, the waves become more frantic. Once Fujiko turns around, Page darts from off the ropes and throws out the Concussion, but Fujiko ducks and runs into the ropes. When Page turns around, Fujiko connects with a running single leg dropkick.
Kris Cruise: 4-Play!
Fujiko steps through the ropes and begins to climb the turnbuckles. Once Page gets up and turns around, Fujiko flips off the top rope, lands on his shoulders and goes to flip back for a dragonrana. But Page blocks, leaving Fujiko hanging upside down.
Stephy Auger: Uh oh...
Page then hoists her back up, turns, runs towards the corner and goes for another turnbuckle powerbomb. But at the last second, Fujiko spins on his shoulder and flips back, spiking him with a poison rana. The crowd explodes in cheers.
Stephy Auger: Ah!
Kris Cruise: Poison rana by Fujiko!
Fujiko steps through the ropes and scales the turnbuckles. Once Page gets back to his feet and turns around, Fujiko knocks him down with the Hot Spring Skinny Dip. She rolls off of Page, steps through the ropes and scales the turnbuckles. Once Fujiko reaches the top, she leaps off and connects with another Hot Spring Skinny Dip. The crowd cheers as she hooks the leg.
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THRE-NO!
The crowd boos as Page gets his shoulder up.
Kris Cruise: What!?How was that not three!?!?
Stephy Auger: Look at Fujiko’s face! She’s thinking the same!
Fujiko picks up Page and whips him into the ropes. When he comes back, Fujiko throws out a kick to the midsection. But Page catches her foot. He then spins her around. When Fujiko comes back, Page throws out the Concussion. But Fujiko ducks. When Page turns around…
Kris Cruise: LUCKY SHOT!
The crowd explodes with cheers as Page crumbles to the mat. Fujiko makes the cover.
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THREE!
“Nascency” blasts over the PA as the crowd explodes with cheers.
J.A. Aldridge: Here is your winner, FUJIKO MINE!
After Fujiko slowly returns to her feet, Fujiko gets her hand raised to cheers from the crowd.
Kris Cruise: What a match that was! What a hard hitting battle! But when the dust was settled, it was Fujiko Mine that got her hand raised.
Stephy Auger: Fujiko proved me wrong. She took the fight to Page. She didn't stay down, which I thought was foolish. I still think it’s foolish. But she got the big win. She conquered the challenge. She can say that she survived Page’s onslaught. But boy, I would hate to be the person that Page sets his sights on next. If you thought he was angry before, just wait until he comes to and realizes that he lost this match...
