~| Bright Lights |~

[superstarr]

MR. HOLLYWOOD presents a FRONTIER production
“SUPER” BENNY STARR in 'BRIGHT LIGHTS' with CERISE STARR
written by MR. SHARP produced by FRONTIER GRAPPLING ARTS

SCENE ONE: PINK PALACE (INT) – MORNING

The scene opens inside Benny's luxurious LA manor, affectionately know as the 'Pink Palace'. Various exterior shots can be seen, including a glimpse of the famous Hollywood sign on the hill in the distance. The camera then begins to pan around the spacious living area, showing off the elegant floral wallpaper before focusing on the dark red chaise longue. Cerise Starr slumps along, eating from a packet of cheeseballs. She sticks her pinky finger out as she does, desperately trying to maintain her superior lifestyle as her flab rolls off the edge of the seat.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR
See that?

The camera zooms out, revealing a large plasma television set. The screen is paused on a particular part of last week's DVD Taping, just at the point where Benny is in mid-air, about to take his place on Baby Bling's shoulders, which many believe was the turning point in the match. Benny is present, attired in a pair of white pants with a flowing white shirt. He stands with the remote control in his hand, pointing at the TV.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR
Right there. You can clearly see the dust blowing into my eyes.

Cerise stands and begins to approach the television, licking the orange crumbs off her fat fingers as she does. She grabs her designer glasses that hang from a chain around her neck and places them over her eyes, surveying the picture.

CERISE STARR
I think that's on the screen, dear.

She licks her chubby thumb and wipes the screen, removing a few specks of dirt.

CERISE STARR
Yep. It's definitely on the screen.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR
No, not there. THERE!

Cerise leans in for closer inspection, at which point Benny's finger hits a button on the remote control, turning the television set off.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

I lost it. But I definitely saw it. Dust went into my eyes and as a result, that moronic 'street thug' stole the win.

CERISE STARR
Ah, well. You win some, you lose some.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR
But that's just it... I don't lose. I always win!

CERISE STARR
Well, you have another match this week against Johnny Brave.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR
Ah, yes... “Lights Out”...

CERISE STARR

Right, I need to go and check on little Martin Luther Starr. I don't trust that nanny. I'm sure she's been stealing my dresses.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR
Why, is she going camping?

Benny scoffs at his wife. Cerise stands and begins to waddle out of view. The camera then turns to face Benny, who stares directly into the lens.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

I know what you're thinking, Johnny. I know your game. I'm sure you think it's all about “Lights Out”. But that tactic hasn't really been working out for you has it? And I've got news for you... it's not gonna work this time either. 'Cause there is no light that can shine brighter than the Superstarr. And believe me, Johnny, I will be shining when we step into the ring.


Benny begins to chuckle softly to himself.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

The truth is... I don't care about this match. It was poor booking on the management side of things. But that's because they're scared. They know exactly who I am and exactly what I can do and that's the only reason they're not putting me in the main event. They know that I could take the Heavyweight Championship in a flash and they're scared that they're home ground talent are just gonna become those guys that Benny beat. So I'll humour them. I'll go into our little match and who knows, I might even let you get a few suplexes in if I'm in a good mood. But at the end of the day, when the match is over... when you're knocked out and when the referee raises my hand, the announcer will scream “The winner of the match...”


A toothy grin forms on Benny's face, stretching from ear to ear.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR
“Super” Benny Starr! And that's 'S', 'T', 'A', 'Double-R' and the extra 'R' is for 'ravishing'!

Benny takes the time out to flex his muscles, allowing the camera to zoom out to get a glimpse of his torso. Benny winks as the scene fades out to black with the FRONTIER logo printed on the screen.