CHARISMA!
Nov 15, 2015 20:00:24 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2015 20:00:24 GMT -5
Having just been promised three-some sex if he wins, a giddy Kellen Klein walks out of his frat house home and turns on his phone to record his final thoughts before the big match.
“You know, before I begin on the main man, I have to admit that I dig the vibe that Cassandra Rowley has got going. Her entrance is something right out of 'EYES Wide Shut.' While she is definitely going to be on the losing side of things in our match, she is invited to the after party in celebration of MY Title win. One person who is certainly not invited to is Rex Evan's literal jailbait cheerleader, babysitter sex fantasy, Becky.”
“But, as much as I want to riff on both of them, there is a much more important matter at hand, that being the one that everyone thinks is going to walk out of 3rd Strike with the Old North Title: Shin ...Shin ...Shin ...SHIN-SHIN! From day one, it seemed that the title was created for ol' Shin-Shin or at least, he made it seem that way. What is even weirder is that it seems that everyone else in the match, like a bunch of tools, has decided that him winning is a certainty and have politely stepped out of the way. I am not doing that; I am going to be the one that gets in his way. Why? Firstly, I am a douche bag. We are not known for conforming just because someone called dibs. We fight for what we want and play by our own damn rules.
More importantly though, and I know this will come as disrespectful to him, but he just doesn't have it takes to the first ever Old North Champion. Yes, he is a skilled in ring tactician and amazing at breaking down his opponent to find their weakness ...but he doesn't know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He does not get what is going to make me a future star and him always JUST a great athlete. Yes, I am sure he will try to analyze me, but he will come up with connectivity issues because what I have is beyond the grasp of JUST a ring psychologist. You cannot battle charisma with logic because you either have it or you don't. It has drawn me quite a great following who are on their feet for me when I enter the arena. When I hear the Douche Nation chanting me on when the chips are low, they keep me going. They remind me that a loss for me is a loss for them ...and I will not let that happen. Who do you fight for Shin-Shin? Just yourself and that is it. The Old North title deserves better than that.
Having JUST wrestling finesse or JUST showmanship cannot compare to a dude who has BOTH of those qualities. I think my first few weeks have proven that I come packing with both of those in spades. That is the one truth about this business that I do not think you will ever compre ...compre ...You will never get. When this all began, you wanted to talk about legacies, reigns, and what it means to raise a title. Yes, those things are important and come with the package when I win. After all, winning the title is only a fraction of the battle. You need to be able to put your money where your mouth is. BUT, it is ALSO, about what promise that champion has for the future. In a few years time, when the historians look back on the lineage of the title, they should have to say 'That first champion went onto be one of the biggest names in both LDFC and FGA,' not 'that first champion wrestled matches very well.'
“The fact is this: we are in training for a company with a four year legacy; something that most federations would die to have. After having watched the anniversary show, I guarantee that I will be the guy to headline the fifth anniversary show a year from now. THAT future promise is what we are reaching for when we go for that title ...that and crazy threesome sex, but that is just a little extra benefit. We should all be in this match because we believe that we will add to that grand lineage. I am not going for it because I want to be second best in developmental, but because I know it will be my first step toward one day being FGA champion. That all begins with that one moment at 3rd Strike.”
The scene fades out with a confident Klein.
“You know, before I begin on the main man, I have to admit that I dig the vibe that Cassandra Rowley has got going. Her entrance is something right out of 'EYES Wide Shut.' While she is definitely going to be on the losing side of things in our match, she is invited to the after party in celebration of MY Title win. One person who is certainly not invited to is Rex Evan's literal jailbait cheerleader, babysitter sex fantasy, Becky.”
“But, as much as I want to riff on both of them, there is a much more important matter at hand, that being the one that everyone thinks is going to walk out of 3rd Strike with the Old North Title: Shin ...Shin ...Shin ...SHIN-SHIN! From day one, it seemed that the title was created for ol' Shin-Shin or at least, he made it seem that way. What is even weirder is that it seems that everyone else in the match, like a bunch of tools, has decided that him winning is a certainty and have politely stepped out of the way. I am not doing that; I am going to be the one that gets in his way. Why? Firstly, I am a douche bag. We are not known for conforming just because someone called dibs. We fight for what we want and play by our own damn rules.
More importantly though, and I know this will come as disrespectful to him, but he just doesn't have it takes to the first ever Old North Champion. Yes, he is a skilled in ring tactician and amazing at breaking down his opponent to find their weakness ...but he doesn't know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He does not get what is going to make me a future star and him always JUST a great athlete. Yes, I am sure he will try to analyze me, but he will come up with connectivity issues because what I have is beyond the grasp of JUST a ring psychologist. You cannot battle charisma with logic because you either have it or you don't. It has drawn me quite a great following who are on their feet for me when I enter the arena. When I hear the Douche Nation chanting me on when the chips are low, they keep me going. They remind me that a loss for me is a loss for them ...and I will not let that happen. Who do you fight for Shin-Shin? Just yourself and that is it. The Old North title deserves better than that.
Having JUST wrestling finesse or JUST showmanship cannot compare to a dude who has BOTH of those qualities. I think my first few weeks have proven that I come packing with both of those in spades. That is the one truth about this business that I do not think you will ever compre ...compre ...You will never get. When this all began, you wanted to talk about legacies, reigns, and what it means to raise a title. Yes, those things are important and come with the package when I win. After all, winning the title is only a fraction of the battle. You need to be able to put your money where your mouth is. BUT, it is ALSO, about what promise that champion has for the future. In a few years time, when the historians look back on the lineage of the title, they should have to say 'That first champion went onto be one of the biggest names in both LDFC and FGA,' not 'that first champion wrestled matches very well.'
“The fact is this: we are in training for a company with a four year legacy; something that most federations would die to have. After having watched the anniversary show, I guarantee that I will be the guy to headline the fifth anniversary show a year from now. THAT future promise is what we are reaching for when we go for that title ...that and crazy threesome sex, but that is just a little extra benefit. We should all be in this match because we believe that we will add to that grand lineage. I am not going for it because I want to be second best in developmental, but because I know it will be my first step toward one day being FGA champion. That all begins with that one moment at 3rd Strike.”
The scene fades out with a confident Klein.