Onward and Upward. Always.

[Dan Herrera]

So I was walking down the street the other day as I normally do. Headed back home from the gym on foot because as you may or may not know, I don’t have a car. Thought about buying one with the money from the Rookie X Cup. But 50,000 dollars goes alot further when you don’t blow 50% of it in one purchase. So I didn’t, and here I walked. I head into the local 7-11 that I usually hit up on the way home from the Gym and there the bitch was. Standing at the counter as I came around from grabbing my Slim Jims and Gatorade. Her name was Sally Warford. She was an attacker on the SDSU soccer team when I was the goalie. A real bitch this one. And from the looks of it, taken on a pet from the way the girl next to her was hanging onto her. I didn’t recognize her.

Sally Warford: Oh well look at this. Macy Dover… 

Great, she saw me. I can’t play dead. Please don’t let this bitch get smart with me. I might knock her teeth down her throat.

Sally Warford: This is that girl I was talking about that got kicked off the team. 

Anonymous Bitch: Oh right. The roid freak. 

Macy Dover: Excuse me? 

It was all I could do to keep from ripping her pet’s arm off and smacking the pair of them around with it. But I come into this 7-11 every day and I’d rather not walk the extra two miles over to Circle K because this girl has a death wish.

Macy Dover: Who the fuck are you? 

Anonymous Bitch: Obviously someone a little brighter than you. 

Macy Dover: Where I’m sitting you’re the dumbest twat around. You obviously don’t know anything about me. Cause if you did you wouldn’t be running your mouth off so loose like that little girl. 

Sally Warford: Your big talk is as laughable as you were back at SDSU.  

For those that don’t know the story. I was once the goalie of the San Diego State University Soccer team. I was good too. I had aspirations of playing for the United States Women’s Soccer team. But instead, I was caught using growth enhancement drugs and kicked off the team. Never really knew how they found out, but I always believed it was probably Sally’s doing. Dumb bitch. They had a terrible record after I left. That’s what she gets.

Macy Dover: Well as much as I’d love to sit here and chat. I’ve got important things to do. 

Sally Warford: Like go work out and dream about the failure you became after failing to make the Women’s National team? 

Macy Dover: Ha, right. Funny. I didn’t see your name on the roster this last round. 

Sally Warford: I’m an alternate. I’m just waiting for my name to be called. 

Macy Dover: Alright honey. Well while you’re waiting for something to happen. I went out and made something happen. While you sit and hope that you’re picked. I’ve become one of the quickest up and coming professional wrestlers in the country. People don’t ignore my existence like you. When I walk into a room, people whisper because they know who I am and what I do to people. Just be happy I don’t care what you or your stick figure friend here think of me. Cause if I wanted to I’d snap you both in half. 

I fake stepped at stick figure and she jumped. I just laughed as Sallie looked like she wanted to do something. But I caught a few glimpses of her staring at my open gym bag with my SSWA Heavyweight Championship inside. Nothing like making a dumb bitch who didn’t amount to anything jealous. Ah… it was great.

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Gage Kaiser. 

We’re really doing this a third time? And why in LDFC huh? Do you think with different referees that maybe the outcome will be better for you. 

NEWSFLASH: It won’t. 

You’re either going down to the Dover Drop or a Mace to the Face. Either way, you won’t like it. 

But there’s a silver lining here. You’ll be used to the crushing feeling of defeat when you lose to me because you’ve had that feeling twice before. You’ll bounce back quicker to be that middle of the road wrestler you were born to be. And I’ll take this win as another notch on the belt of one of the toughest mother fuckers in professional wrestling today.  

We’re doing this in LDFC Gage. You wanted it. I signed up for something… anything and I got you again. What a shitty draw for you. I’ll help you make Frontier to the Future one of your most forgettable nights yet. See you then.