BC vs Québec
Oct 5, 2015 10:56:11 GMT -5
Post by styg on Oct 5, 2015 10:56:11 GMT -5
The pale face of Serenity smirks from beneath a hood, night-time floodlights shining down on her in Battlegrounds' car park. Ligaya hovers behind her, a shadow on the edge of the light, her position marked by an orange dot and wisps of smoke.
"Here comes a new challenger!" declares Serenity.
"Two challengers," calls Ligaya, and Serenity rolls her eyes.
"Yes, alright, two challengers. La Connexion Française! Emmett Fauvre, Jean Paul Green. One of the new teams to join us in Lion's Den FC after seeing Hans & Lisel, Donnie & Bree and of course yours truly, 420 B.C., setting the tag team world on fire. Bonjour." She blows a kiss. "Last time out, Emmett and Jean Paul lost their debut to Jan Morgenstern and Cas Rowley, and fellas, if you thought that was a tough match... that was just the entry test. Now you face LDCF OGs, one of the teams that's the reason you guys are here. You've seen the wars we've been in over Pride's first two seasons? Now you get to go to war yourselves."
"It's gonna be fun on a bun," adds Ligaya, channelling her inner Bender, then she splutters with laughter.
Serenity shakes her head. "Yeah, thanks, Cloudy."
"Hehe. If I'm Cloudy, that makes you Popeye."
"Damn, I can't even argue with that..." sighs the young cybergoth, "But Emmett, JPG, I'm sure you guys are gonna be looking to bounce back. We may be the favoured team here but we ain't gonna underestimate you. We're out to win and win hard, and to fight as hard as you're ready to bring."
"Harder."
"Huh?"
"We ain't gonna fight as hard as them, right?" asks Ligaya with confusion in her tone, "We're gonna fight harder than them."
Serenity frowns. "Oh. Well, yeah. Harder." And she clears her throat. "But, uh, the presence of La Connexion Française, that just goes to show how we're drawing talent from all over the world here to LDFC's tag ranks. A fellow Candian joins us in JPG, Jan is from Poland, Ze Germans are... er, German... Body Shotz are Guatemalan or something..."
Ligaya laughs and flicks her roach into the bushes. "Are Body Shotz even still in LDFC? Didn't we beat them so hard they fucked off?"
"Man, I'm not even sure. I kinda hope not. I hope these new teams coming to LDFC have the grit to stick around. Emmett, Jean Paul - at Pride, let's find out if you do."
She smiles a sly, malicious grin.
"Bienvenue dans la Lion's Den."
"Here comes a new challenger!" declares Serenity.
"Two challengers," calls Ligaya, and Serenity rolls her eyes.
"Yes, alright, two challengers. La Connexion Française! Emmett Fauvre, Jean Paul Green. One of the new teams to join us in Lion's Den FC after seeing Hans & Lisel, Donnie & Bree and of course yours truly, 420 B.C., setting the tag team world on fire. Bonjour." She blows a kiss. "Last time out, Emmett and Jean Paul lost their debut to Jan Morgenstern and Cas Rowley, and fellas, if you thought that was a tough match... that was just the entry test. Now you face LDCF OGs, one of the teams that's the reason you guys are here. You've seen the wars we've been in over Pride's first two seasons? Now you get to go to war yourselves."
"It's gonna be fun on a bun," adds Ligaya, channelling her inner Bender, then she splutters with laughter.
Serenity shakes her head. "Yeah, thanks, Cloudy."
"Hehe. If I'm Cloudy, that makes you Popeye."
"Damn, I can't even argue with that..." sighs the young cybergoth, "But Emmett, JPG, I'm sure you guys are gonna be looking to bounce back. We may be the favoured team here but we ain't gonna underestimate you. We're out to win and win hard, and to fight as hard as you're ready to bring."
"Harder."
"Huh?"
"We ain't gonna fight as hard as them, right?" asks Ligaya with confusion in her tone, "We're gonna fight harder than them."
Serenity frowns. "Oh. Well, yeah. Harder." And she clears her throat. "But, uh, the presence of La Connexion Française, that just goes to show how we're drawing talent from all over the world here to LDFC's tag ranks. A fellow Candian joins us in JPG, Jan is from Poland, Ze Germans are... er, German... Body Shotz are Guatemalan or something..."
Ligaya laughs and flicks her roach into the bushes. "Are Body Shotz even still in LDFC? Didn't we beat them so hard they fucked off?"
"Man, I'm not even sure. I kinda hope not. I hope these new teams coming to LDFC have the grit to stick around. Emmett, Jean Paul - at Pride, let's find out if you do."
She smiles a sly, malicious grin.
"Bienvenue dans la Lion's Den."