Beer Pong and Tools
Sept 24, 2015 18:03:06 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2015 18:03:06 GMT -5
Word Count: 794
A ping pong ball lands into a red plastic filled with Coors Light. Our hero, Kellen Klein, lifts his fist in the air to celebrate his victor.
Kellen Klein: BOOM! Drink up and remove your shirt.
Kellen smiles and points to Heather Skinner who removes her top to reveal red lacy bra before guzzling down her beer. Even though it is Thursday afternoon, Kellen Klein is never NOT having a good; never NOT enjoying his life. Hell, he is having a great time while at the LDFC training center. Between classes he has managed to set up a game of strip beer pong that has distracted some of the students around him. Next to him is his other girlfriend, Heather Chalmers, who is trying to inform about something, but is distracted by everyone noticing her counterpart remove her clothes.
Heather Chalmers: You know that ALWAYS having her taking off her clothes is going to lose its effectiveness at some point, right?
Kellen Klein: I refuse to live in a world where that is even remotely close to being true. You were saying something about my opponent for my debut match.
Heather Chalmers: Yes, this Aric Keaton..
Kellen Klein: Like Alex P., I can dig that. I am not so excited about his dick bag spelling of the name Eric though. It is SUPER pretentious, babe.
Heather Chalmers: I think that is the point. This guy is incredibly smart and while you clearly out match him the physical …
Kellen Klein: He is a TOOL!
As Kellen Klein makes his declaration, he sinks another ping pong ball into the plastic cup as Heather Skinner drinks from a plastic cup before removing her jean shorts.
Heather Chalmers: Excuse me, but just because a person has intellect does not make him a tool or lesser than you. You really need to get over your hatred for those with a high IQ. Might I remind you that I am at the genius level.
Kellen Klein: Yeah, but you are hot which makes all of that forgiveable. Listen, a nerd isn't a nerd because he is a nerd, but because he is a nerd. Do you know what I mean?
Heather Chalmers: Do YOU know what you mean?
Kellen Klein: Kind of. I don't pick on nerds because they are smart or dress weird or don't have social skills or even that they are weak. You can still be chill with those qualities. It is what is on the inside that matters. However, most nerds, or their even worse cousins, tools all share a few qualities that make them uber-annoying: they are self-righteous narcists, who have absolutely no backbone, but bitch and moan about their problems blaming it on someone else. Mr. Keaton displays all of these qualilties. He is a wrestler, he is living a lifestyle that I am finding is quite awesome.
Heather Chalmers: In his defense, you have a way of turning anything into a positive.
Kellen Klein: That is because life is amazing if you aren't always looking for negative things which I think might be Aric's case. Anyways, he is in the wrestling business and all he does is bitch and moan about how he doesn't want to be in the wrestling business; how his friend Troy made him get into this business; how Troy forcing him into wrestling cost him his dream job. If you have no passion for this business, why even be here? More importantly, why don't you just tell your friend no? And MOST importantly, why the hell are you blaming him? You are a very intelligent man, but your actions have tool written all over it.
Heather Chalmers: Who are you even talking to? He isn't here.
Kellen Klein: Shhhh, babe, I am riffing here. I find it downright respectable that you want to be at the top of the class because you are an overachiever. Do you know why I want to be at the top of the class? Because I want to get called up to be on the FGA roster, because I want to be a professional wrestler; because I want to be HERE. Nobody dragged me along for the ride that I went along with because ...reasons. I am sure you will have a diatribe about 'brain Vs. brawn,' that isn't what this is. The conflict is a guy who is here to appease someone else against a guy who legit wants to one day be FGA Champion. Quite frankly, it is battle that I am going to win.
Heather Chalmers: That is ...an extremely good point.
Kellen Klein: I have my moments.
Klein tosses another ping pong ball into a place cup as Heather Skinner begins to remove her bra.
Kellen Klein: BOOM BABY!
A ping pong ball lands into a red plastic filled with Coors Light. Our hero, Kellen Klein, lifts his fist in the air to celebrate his victor.
Kellen Klein: BOOM! Drink up and remove your shirt.
Kellen smiles and points to Heather Skinner who removes her top to reveal red lacy bra before guzzling down her beer. Even though it is Thursday afternoon, Kellen Klein is never NOT having a good; never NOT enjoying his life. Hell, he is having a great time while at the LDFC training center. Between classes he has managed to set up a game of strip beer pong that has distracted some of the students around him. Next to him is his other girlfriend, Heather Chalmers, who is trying to inform about something, but is distracted by everyone noticing her counterpart remove her clothes.
Heather Chalmers: You know that ALWAYS having her taking off her clothes is going to lose its effectiveness at some point, right?
Kellen Klein: I refuse to live in a world where that is even remotely close to being true. You were saying something about my opponent for my debut match.
Heather Chalmers: Yes, this Aric Keaton..
Kellen Klein: Like Alex P., I can dig that. I am not so excited about his dick bag spelling of the name Eric though. It is SUPER pretentious, babe.
Heather Chalmers: I think that is the point. This guy is incredibly smart and while you clearly out match him the physical …
Kellen Klein: He is a TOOL!
As Kellen Klein makes his declaration, he sinks another ping pong ball into the plastic cup as Heather Skinner drinks from a plastic cup before removing her jean shorts.
Heather Chalmers: Excuse me, but just because a person has intellect does not make him a tool or lesser than you. You really need to get over your hatred for those with a high IQ. Might I remind you that I am at the genius level.
Kellen Klein: Yeah, but you are hot which makes all of that forgiveable. Listen, a nerd isn't a nerd because he is a nerd, but because he is a nerd. Do you know what I mean?
Heather Chalmers: Do YOU know what you mean?
Kellen Klein: Kind of. I don't pick on nerds because they are smart or dress weird or don't have social skills or even that they are weak. You can still be chill with those qualities. It is what is on the inside that matters. However, most nerds, or their even worse cousins, tools all share a few qualities that make them uber-annoying: they are self-righteous narcists, who have absolutely no backbone, but bitch and moan about their problems blaming it on someone else. Mr. Keaton displays all of these qualilties. He is a wrestler, he is living a lifestyle that I am finding is quite awesome.
Heather Chalmers: In his defense, you have a way of turning anything into a positive.
Kellen Klein: That is because life is amazing if you aren't always looking for negative things which I think might be Aric's case. Anyways, he is in the wrestling business and all he does is bitch and moan about how he doesn't want to be in the wrestling business; how his friend Troy made him get into this business; how Troy forcing him into wrestling cost him his dream job. If you have no passion for this business, why even be here? More importantly, why don't you just tell your friend no? And MOST importantly, why the hell are you blaming him? You are a very intelligent man, but your actions have tool written all over it.
Heather Chalmers: Who are you even talking to? He isn't here.
Kellen Klein: Shhhh, babe, I am riffing here. I find it downright respectable that you want to be at the top of the class because you are an overachiever. Do you know why I want to be at the top of the class? Because I want to get called up to be on the FGA roster, because I want to be a professional wrestler; because I want to be HERE. Nobody dragged me along for the ride that I went along with because ...reasons. I am sure you will have a diatribe about 'brain Vs. brawn,' that isn't what this is. The conflict is a guy who is here to appease someone else against a guy who legit wants to one day be FGA Champion. Quite frankly, it is battle that I am going to win.
Heather Chalmers: That is ...an extremely good point.
Kellen Klein: I have my moments.
Klein tosses another ping pong ball into a place cup as Heather Skinner begins to remove her bra.
Kellen Klein: BOOM BABY!