Kellen Klein

[FGA Office]

STATS

Wrestler's Name:
Kellen Klein

Wrestler's Nickname (If Applicable):
Leader of the D-Nation
Biggest Douche Bag in the Universe
Party Boy

Class:
Intermediate

Height:
6'1"

Weight:
251 lbs

Alignment:
5
NOTE: This is a temporary change as I want to see where he goes organically from this point on and I believe that the tweener position should only be for a short period of time (I.E. Rock in fall 98 before Survivor Series. Perfect Example of a tweener.

Hometown:
University of Utah

Pro Debut:
Six Months ago, bro!

MOVESET

Grappling Style:
1. Brawler
2. Hardcore

Trademark Moves:
1. The Keg Stand (He puts his opponent in tree of woe position and then backs up. He holds his arms to get the crowd to support him. He turns to his victim and yells out “GET SOME! Brah!” (once he is established, the fans will say it with him) before charging at his opponent with a dropkick.

2. THIS MOVE IS DEDICATED TO STAN DARSH! (This is pretty much your basic DDT but with theatrics added in. Kellen kicks his opponent in the gut and then immediately puts him in DDT position but stalls as crowd yells out 'DARSH! DARSH DARSH! DARSH!' with him in anticipation. They go nuts when he finally nails it.)

Moves with Heather Skinner:
NOTE: When the ref isn't looking or he is involved in an Extreme Rules match, he will use Heather as a weapon, because, as we all know, women are objects. Usually this action pops the crowd despite the questionable antics. (in place of the three other trademarks for fairness.)

3. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HEATHER! (When in Multi-Man Matches) - Heather Skinner goes to the turnbuckle while Kellen pulls up one opponent in powerbomb position. Note that a second opponent is laying on the mat slightly near Kellen and Kellen is in front of a the nearest turnbuckle. Heather jumps off of the turnbuckle, onto the shoulders of the first opponent in powerbomb position, then she launches off him with a phoenix splash unto the second opponent that is lying down. Once Heather moves out of the way, Kellen brings the first opponent down HARD on the second opponent in a beautiful powerbomb.

4. Ya'all Ready for This - With the opponent down, Kellen quickly calls Heather into the ring. Once in, he kneels down holding both of his hands together as if a foot holds. Heather charges at him, steps on his foot-hold, he launches her up, and nails the opponent with a moonsault.

5. Ready! OKAY! - With the opponent laid out, Kellen calls Heather to turnbuckle. She sits on on it as he backs up. From there she gets on his shoulders. She steadies herself to standing position as they link hands together. He then drops her down for what seems to be an assisted frog splash onto the opponent.

Common Moves:
1. Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker
2. Alabama Slam
3. Double Underhook Piledriver Running Double Knees in the corner
4. Running Senton to kneeling opponent in the corner
5. Spinning Backfist
6. Flying Headbutt from the top turnbuckle
7. Dragon Suplex
8. Belly to Belly Suplex
9. Chain of German Suplex
10. Bridging Grounded Double Chickenwing Half-Boston Crab
11. Blockbuster Flying Elbow off the Top Rope
12. Powerbomb
13. Axe Kick
14. SPEAR!
15. Spinebuster

ENTRANCE & ATTIRE

Entrance Music:
“I Get Wet” By Andrew W.K

Ring Attire:
Ring Gear: T-shirts, Jeans, and Vans, bro. Normally, he will take off his t-shirt to reveal his rock hard abs ...which is surprising given how much beer he drinks.

Ring Entrance:
The lights on the entryway go out as “I Get Wet” By Andrew W.K fades in over the loud speakers. The intro piece plays as the main lighting on the center where the curtain is, spotlighting a male figure. As the song leads up, he raises both his arms which has a can in each. Foam can be seen seeping from the top of said cans. A mini-cooler can be spotted to his side. The song picks up in a fast pace with heavy guitar and heavy piano and the staging lights flicker on as Kellen jaw jacks while downing his two beers to a modestly hyped reaction from the fans. Once he finishes the beers, he smashes one on his head and tosses it behind and follows suite with the second. As the lyrics kick in, he holds out his arms signaling for his the members of entourage, Heather and Abby, to come out wearing white t-shirts and bikini bottoms. With Abby to his right and Heather to his left, he grabs their hands and spins them around to a louder pop then for him alone. He dips both of them to his side before pulling them back to him. They both grasp on his chest. They each go to the small cooler and crack open their beers before cheersing each other. Foam splashes all over the place, before they guzzle down their drinks. Kellen picks up his cooler and leads the way to the ring.


“You watch what I say,
(Watch what I Say),
Watch what I do.
Because I really don't care,
I really don't care,
I know you're trying to get somewhere.
You watch what you say,
(Watch what I do),
Im gonna get on you.
I really don't care,
I really don't care,
You're never gonna go nowhere.”

Tony Allen: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 251 pounds, hailing from the University of Utah, being accompanied by Heather and Abby ...He is “Party Boy” Kellen Klein!

Once at ring side, Kellen tosses a few beers into the ring and quickly rolls in underneath the bottom as Abby climbs up the steel steps to the right and Heather does so on the left. The two meet up in the apron and stare at each other with flirty affection. Instead of actually kissing, they both lean up against the ropes as Kellen poors beer on both of their t-shirts, again, getting a better reaction than Kellen would get on his own. Heather gives a sly smile as Abby shrugs to indicate 'that it is all good.' Both strip off their white t-shirts at the same time to reveal their bikini tops and throw them into the crowd ...probably smacking some poor kid on the head with the equivalent of a wet towel. Instead of full on making out, Abby and Heather gives a brief peck before flipping backwards over the top rope and into the ring.

“I Get Wet when the party is dying
I Get Wet without even trying.
I Get Wet [x8]
I Get Wet whenever you trying
I Get Wet when I know that you're dying.
I Get Wet [x8]”

Once in the ring, Abby lays down on the mat right at Kellen's feet as Heather holds onto his chest. With both of his ladies in place, Kellen cracks open once more beer and holds it up to the fans in attendance for a few seconds before pounding it down.


CHARACTER BACKGROUND

Pic Base:
Chris Pratt

Manager/Valet:
HAREM HEAT
Abby (PB: Summer Glau)
Heather Skinner (PB: Hayden Pannettiere)

Gimmick:
He is like the wrestling equivalent of Duff Man! OH YEAH! Yeah, that and he is a frat boy douche bag type who people love.

Bio:
Kellen Klein is sexy and he knows it! Well, that and he is also too awesome to really describe but I will try my best. Sometime in the 80's or 90's, Kellen burst out of his mother's wound like Porky the Pig jumping out at the end of Merry Melody to say “That's All Folks.” Born into an upper middle-class family, he lived the middle upper class lifestyle TO THE EXTREME! He never REALLY had to struggle a day in his life, which made him have a positive attitude towards everything. He was told he was smart, handsome, and gifted at everything he did. The latter two? Probably. The former? Not so much. He was always an athlete which propelled him to be a star quarterback in High School. He dated all of the pretty girls, including the homecoming Queen and Cheer Heather Skinner Turner, and was an all-around popular fellow. He didn't much care for politics and people who are on the keyboards all of the time bitching about things like Harry Potter and Star Wars. They seemed to give too much of a shit ...and it is not cool to really give a shit about anything. Everyone knows that. He also said and did whatever the fuck he wanted, because no one was going to stop the most handsome man in town from being awesome.

Soon, he would find himself at the University of Utah where he pledged Kappa Pi Delta Magnum, the craziest frat on Campus. This is where he discovered his love for beer, women who are probably strippers but when College Fuck Fest show up with their video tapes you go them 'real College students, and make new pledges eat shit. Literally. They wanted to be in a frat, they had to eat his shits. And they weren't just any shits, they were fucking manly shits. Such was life of the biggest animal the College had ever seen. He would put Ryan Reynolds in almost any role in any movie to shame. He made John Belushi look like Jim Belushi. Kellen was quite the radical dude. Despite maybe being a tad immature, there was nothing that he wouldn't do for his bros. He was loyal to his friends and family and anybody he happened to like. He just didn't really like nerds. From here, his College life was EXACTLY the plot of Revenge of the Nerds and Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise. You should watch those movies, they are pretty fantastic. Ogre is the true hero of the series. Anyways, in addition to his frat his life, he was also on the football team here. After College, he tried out for the NFL but something weird happened. He suffered his first rejection ever. He did not pass the try out camp. How could this be? He was practically the greatest man that ever lived. It had to be a conspiracy against him. Unforutnately, he was not smart enough to uncover conspracies, so he eventually forgot that that was even a thing.

Having the world screw him made him re-think his life. Was he really this arrogant, ignorant Doucher who only cared about himself, beer, and women? Maybe, just maybe, he needed to be more worldly. Nah, that couldn't have been it. Thus, he decided that he didn't want to be in the NFL. He was too good for them so he flubbed the try out. That was it. He needed to excel at something where he was not part of a team; where his own personal awesomeness would shine the brightest. That was when he found pro wrestling. At first, he was very apprehensive about it, but the moment he picked it up, he began to really love it. He didn't just enjoy the competitive nature, but also, the connection that he got to make with the fans. These were his kinds of people: guys who just wanted to party. Unfortunately, the fans just got these super serious and intense blow hards who wanted to wax philosophers (he never quite understood how that worked) or whatever as their heroes. Yes, titles were important and clearly he felt like he deserved to be one some day, but why most everything be a damn blood feud. Can't we all just sit around a ring and have a few beers. Maybe his persona did not change when he realized what he could be in the business, but plan of changing the profession did. While winning was great, he wanted to have a good time while doing it. Sure, he was a douche bag because he didn't take everything so seriously and thought as some people as lesser, but most people are like that anyways. They are just repressed. These fans understood that. These fans wanted be rowdy, obnoxious, and believe that they were right about everything. GOD DAMMIT! Those are our rights as an American to behave this way. He went out there for the real fans. No, not the trolls who hate everything about the business but still watch, but the Johnny Six-packs who pack the arenas. He performed for them. He put on a show for them.

Frankly, Kellen Klein, in his entrance alone, is everything that is right about America. He brings the beer, he brings the excitement, and he decided to make his High School Sweet Heart, Heather, come down to the ring in a bikini, because the only thing better than a good wrestling match is a hot woman at ringside. While his relationship with her had been rocky, what with all of the cheating each of them did on each other, Heather was a natural for the position. She wasn't just attractive, but she was also a cheerleader which made her spry if she needed to help her man at any time. Chloe even began training herself, in case times arise where he would need help. With her by his side, his American Journey could truly begin. But that wasn't enough, he got himself a second when a friend of his dared him to take the ugliest, most homeliest girl in the mall and turn her into a valet. He saw a young girl wearing glasses and pig tails reading about Women's Rights and How They Were Somehow Important. Clearly this girl was going to go nowhere in life. He tossed her book aside and told her how women gamers are corrupt and must be shot. Through their love hate relationship, he was able to prove that she was both beautiful on the outside as well as the inside by getting her to love life a little more and letting her hair down for once. The thing was ...she thought that meant they were dating and, little did he know, she was super clingy and obsessive. He thinks she might be trying to kill him. Whether he likes it or not, she is apart of his entourage now, though he tries his best to not let either Heather let each other that he is sleeping with both.