A Cute Puppy Video (Katherine K RP v Crimson Baroness)
Aug 17, 2015 6:00:03 GMT -5
Post by British Body Shotz on Aug 17, 2015 6:00:03 GMT -5
The latest video uploaded to the Lion's Den FC website opens with a shot of...puppies. A litter of them, to be precise, no more than a couple of months old and rambunctiously playing under the watchful gaze of their mother.
As the seconds progress, the camera focuses on a caramel-brown puppy, whose current mission in life seems to involve pestering its brothers and sisters, whether by butting in on a play-fight already in progress or – once pushed away – by seeking to start one of its own. Its efforts meet with varying degrees of success, ranging from a few seconds' rough-housing to complete indifference. As it goes about its quest of finding a playmate, a familiar, British-accented voice is heard:
'Adorable, aren't they? They belong to a lady from my neighbourhood. I could not resist making a little video of them! Now, normally, such footage would have been kept private, except...
...except this one reminded me of you, Baroness.'
The camera zooms in on the persistent puppy, now gnawing on one of its litter-mates' ear.
'Notice how relentless it is in its efforts to be the centre of attention. It will stop at nothing to ensure it is acknowledged by its brothers and sisters – however negatively.
Does that remind you of anyone, Baroness?'
A pregnant pause, then:
'Yes, Baroness, you are no better than this puppy. Like it, you are a pest. An attention-seeker. Someone who has no qualms utilising unsuspecting bystanders to boost their own popularity and ailing sense of self-worth - whether through outright flirting or what could kindly be described as bullying. And, much like this puppy, you are almost insufferably blatant about it all.
To wit: I am fairly certain that, the moment you see this video, you will take to Twitter to post condescending, innuendo-laden remarks about puppies - sub-Tweeted, of course, as has become traditional of our interactions. You may also take the chance to seize upon some of my widely-known insecurities, or ridicule the terminology my boyfriend and I use to refer to one another. Perhaps you might even innovate your tactics, in an attempt to catch me off-guard. All of them however, will have the same purpose: to portray yourself as the cool, popular class clown, poking fun at the joyless, stuffy prude. All so that your own lack of self-esteem remains undetected.
I, however, know better, Baroness. I have had a grasp on the way you operate for quite a while now – both inside the ring and out. It is why I have chosen to ignore your barbs lately - preferring to put my time towards training rather than continuing to play into your hands - and advised dear Emily to do the same. You see, it is often said that if you do not acknowledge an attention-seeker, they will go away; and by your own recent admission, you cannot pester someone who is not there to be pestered...
One thing you have yet to learn, however, is that not everyone will be willing to tolerate such attitudes. In fact, should someone like you happen to pick the wrong target at the wrong time...'
The speaker halts herself as the puppy – who is now targeting its mother in a last-ditch attempt to make itself noticed – receives a cuff upside the head for its troubles. As it slinks away, humbled, the camera pans up to reveal the identity of the narrator – LDFC startlet Katherine Kensington, who offers her opponent for 2nd Impact a wry smile as she concludes:
'...any questions?'
On this note, the video cuts off.
Final Word Count: 591
As the seconds progress, the camera focuses on a caramel-brown puppy, whose current mission in life seems to involve pestering its brothers and sisters, whether by butting in on a play-fight already in progress or – once pushed away – by seeking to start one of its own. Its efforts meet with varying degrees of success, ranging from a few seconds' rough-housing to complete indifference. As it goes about its quest of finding a playmate, a familiar, British-accented voice is heard:
'Adorable, aren't they? They belong to a lady from my neighbourhood. I could not resist making a little video of them! Now, normally, such footage would have been kept private, except...
...except this one reminded me of you, Baroness.'
The camera zooms in on the persistent puppy, now gnawing on one of its litter-mates' ear.
'Notice how relentless it is in its efforts to be the centre of attention. It will stop at nothing to ensure it is acknowledged by its brothers and sisters – however negatively.
Does that remind you of anyone, Baroness?'
A pregnant pause, then:
'Yes, Baroness, you are no better than this puppy. Like it, you are a pest. An attention-seeker. Someone who has no qualms utilising unsuspecting bystanders to boost their own popularity and ailing sense of self-worth - whether through outright flirting or what could kindly be described as bullying. And, much like this puppy, you are almost insufferably blatant about it all.
To wit: I am fairly certain that, the moment you see this video, you will take to Twitter to post condescending, innuendo-laden remarks about puppies - sub-Tweeted, of course, as has become traditional of our interactions. You may also take the chance to seize upon some of my widely-known insecurities, or ridicule the terminology my boyfriend and I use to refer to one another. Perhaps you might even innovate your tactics, in an attempt to catch me off-guard. All of them however, will have the same purpose: to portray yourself as the cool, popular class clown, poking fun at the joyless, stuffy prude. All so that your own lack of self-esteem remains undetected.
I, however, know better, Baroness. I have had a grasp on the way you operate for quite a while now – both inside the ring and out. It is why I have chosen to ignore your barbs lately - preferring to put my time towards training rather than continuing to play into your hands - and advised dear Emily to do the same. You see, it is often said that if you do not acknowledge an attention-seeker, they will go away; and by your own recent admission, you cannot pester someone who is not there to be pestered...
One thing you have yet to learn, however, is that not everyone will be willing to tolerate such attitudes. In fact, should someone like you happen to pick the wrong target at the wrong time...'
The speaker halts herself as the puppy – who is now targeting its mother in a last-ditch attempt to make itself noticed – receives a cuff upside the head for its troubles. As it slinks away, humbled, the camera pans up to reveal the identity of the narrator – LDFC startlet Katherine Kensington, who offers her opponent for 2nd Impact a wry smile as she concludes:
'...any questions?'
On this note, the video cuts off.
Final Word Count: 591
