Flushing the System
Aug 2, 2015 12:31:57 GMT -5
Post by sasso on Aug 2, 2015 12:31:57 GMT -5
OOC: Word Count w/Coding 504
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We're initially greeted by red lettering on a plain white backdrop, reading 'GET PMS!' The camera pans out to reveal a t-shirt, which also bears a smiley face, and the words 'Positive Mental Skylarity' below it. Not that Skylarity is a real word, but you get the point. The individual wearing the shirt is LDFC newcomer Skylar Cloud, who is also clad in obnoxious shiny gold pants, and has her hair pulled back with a sweatband that reads 'Reach For The Skylar'. She's stood in a grassy field, taking in the sun, and waves her hand while flashing a wide grin.
"Well hey there everyone!
In case you've been living under a rock, I'm Skylar Cloud, and I'm pretty effin' pumped up and jacked to be taking my talents to the Lion's Den Football Club! Kind of a dumb name for a wrestling company, but who am I to judge?"
She winks at the camera.
"Anyhoo, I tried the whole wrestling thing before, but kind of tried to broaden my horizons and all that. But I got an offer I couldn't refuse when the powers that be here called me up, and said 'Hey Skylar! Do us a solid, yo, the future of da biz is in trouble. We want, no need you to plunge balls deep back into the crotch of the rasslin' trade to lead these kids by example! So I mulled it over, and being the generous person I am decided to accept."
This conversation never happened.
"Once I got here and saw all the negativity, bickering, and infighting I saw just why I was needed. Take my first opponent here, cliche nihilistic quirky alt girl number 578! She what, came down here to rehone her craft, but only wanted to blame her partner for their debut loss after entering it with a bad attitude to begin with, instead of realizing that maybe if an experienced girl like here can't carry her partner to a win over training school wrestlers that maybe she just needs to look at herself and get better!"
The blonde nods her head to emphasize her point.
"Now, you might expect me to say something totally predictable like I'm going to inspire Enema Light to be better, or take her to new heights. That would be ridiculous though, she's already been wrestling for years under different personas, and has gone backwards! She failed, time to cut bait on her. No, instead I'm going to use her as an example to emphasize to the rest of the students what positive thinking can get you. When I kick her face in, it'll send an inspirational message that 'Hey if I work to get better, I won't end up like this doofus!' That right there is the power of #GettingPMS. It might not catch on right away, because before they can learn what I teach I first have to teach them how to learn. But I will, sooner or later- trust me!
And most importantly, Reach For The Skylar."
Fin.
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We're initially greeted by red lettering on a plain white backdrop, reading 'GET PMS!' The camera pans out to reveal a t-shirt, which also bears a smiley face, and the words 'Positive Mental Skylarity' below it. Not that Skylarity is a real word, but you get the point. The individual wearing the shirt is LDFC newcomer Skylar Cloud, who is also clad in obnoxious shiny gold pants, and has her hair pulled back with a sweatband that reads 'Reach For The Skylar'. She's stood in a grassy field, taking in the sun, and waves her hand while flashing a wide grin.
"Well hey there everyone!
In case you've been living under a rock, I'm Skylar Cloud, and I'm pretty effin' pumped up and jacked to be taking my talents to the Lion's Den Football Club! Kind of a dumb name for a wrestling company, but who am I to judge?"
She winks at the camera.
"Anyhoo, I tried the whole wrestling thing before, but kind of tried to broaden my horizons and all that. But I got an offer I couldn't refuse when the powers that be here called me up, and said 'Hey Skylar! Do us a solid, yo, the future of da biz is in trouble. We want, no need you to plunge balls deep back into the crotch of the rasslin' trade to lead these kids by example! So I mulled it over, and being the generous person I am decided to accept."
This conversation never happened.
"Once I got here and saw all the negativity, bickering, and infighting I saw just why I was needed. Take my first opponent here, cliche nihilistic quirky alt girl number 578! She what, came down here to rehone her craft, but only wanted to blame her partner for their debut loss after entering it with a bad attitude to begin with, instead of realizing that maybe if an experienced girl like here can't carry her partner to a win over training school wrestlers that maybe she just needs to look at herself and get better!"
The blonde nods her head to emphasize her point.
"Now, you might expect me to say something totally predictable like I'm going to inspire Enema Light to be better, or take her to new heights. That would be ridiculous though, she's already been wrestling for years under different personas, and has gone backwards! She failed, time to cut bait on her. No, instead I'm going to use her as an example to emphasize to the rest of the students what positive thinking can get you. When I kick her face in, it'll send an inspirational message that 'Hey if I work to get better, I won't end up like this doofus!' That right there is the power of #GettingPMS. It might not catch on right away, because before they can learn what I teach I first have to teach them how to learn. But I will, sooner or later- trust me!
And most importantly, Reach For The Skylar."
Fin.