Joanna Tarzanna & Endee Leights vs. Body Shotz

[Justine]

Endee Leights stands in front of a Lion’s Den Fighting Championship logo, darting her eyes to the side, doing a mini dance with her upperbody oblivious that the camera had started rolling. Mere seconds Endee stands up straight, to start focusing on her first on-camera promo.

“Heyyy, you guys” Endee greets the camera with forced opened wide smile with crazy eyes. Endee drops her face, coming to a sotic demure.

“My name is Endee Leights, I like things, stuff and junk and I’m the new one around here. Well I’m new here, but I’ve been wrestling for a number of years. I’d like to say that I’m a perfectionist and I like to make myself better each time, so yeah. That’s all you need to know about me.”

Endee shrugged her shoulders, playing up her socially awkwardness of her character.

“I’m wrestling my first match here at Lion’s Den Fighting Championship, in a very exciting tag team action. You can see in my face that I’m so excite”

Endee’s emotion didn’t change at her, showing the irony within her face.

Endee continued. “I’m teaming up with a Gorilla’s Nipple, I mean… Some girl who claims she’s from the forest or jungle, or something? Jungle Book was one of my favourite movies as a kid, I should study that for reference. But anyway, JoJo and I can’t be anymore different, it’s the odd couple. I’m a dwarf and she’s the giant, what more could go wrong? I seriously don’t know, someone please tell me.”

“But anyway, we are up against the Body Shotz… The Z at the end gives them that extra edge, don’t ya’ think? Of course since they like to preach their body image on to others, since being fit and healthy is always better, I can’t disagree with that. But admit, I could be a bit healthier myself, maybe the Body Shotz can teach me a thing or two, maybe I should start calling myself Endee Leightz for a start. Nonetheless, if you can’t join them, you gotta beat ‘em, that’s the saying right?”

“At the end of it all... “ Endee snickers to herself, at her little pun using her name. “I’m not here to make friends with anyone, I actually despise the human race and I’m only teaming up with Jungle Freak because I’m told to. I’m going to do my thing, and do the awesomnest of my ability. So, see you out there ladies,and Joanna, you better pull your weight in this match because I won’t tolerate incompetence.

Endee stopped talking, trying to signal with her eyes that she was done with her first promo for LDFC. After a few seconds of awkwardness, the camera stopped rolling.