Mouthguard
Jun 22, 2015 7:24:02 GMT -5
Post by Whiskey Ayano on Jun 22, 2015 7:24:02 GMT -5
The camera cuts in from black to stare upwards into the face of the woman known as the “5 Foot Colossus” AKIRA Kaede. She’s seated at an airport terminal, expression and eyes both unreadable as she stares down into the lens.
“Alright… so I lost again. Rather I didn’t win, this time with something more important on the line than my pride and I was laying on the outside mat, sucking wind as Butcher - the idiot that lost me my last match - took the pinfall after an awkwardly long slapfight with Terrence Tillman…”
She reaches up with her left hand and pinches the bridge of her nose, a long sigh escaping from between her teeth.
“... so many times I was close to getting the win, the pinfall or submission. I had a rear naked choke till that moronic pile of ego Terrence jumped in… and… fuck… and”
A pause, her expression slipping into one of anger she takes a moment to recoup herself before staring back into the lens.
“You know what? I wanted to do what I had done the last time, flip out, throw shit and punch a wall until either it or my hand broke… but that got me excluded from the chase last time, and left me sitting out while people like Tillman, Butcher and Brody built their hype trains. So instead I had to look at this from a different direction… and that direction is acknowledging the fact that I didn’t lose, I just didn’t win.
What’s the difference? Well I remain unpinned and unsubmitted. I have never been finished inside that wrestling ring. Not once. And I don’t plan on doing it any time soon, especially against my upcoming opponent”
Her free hand sweeps her bangs out of her eyes, in the background we see a group of passengers starting their pre-boarding.
“Shin… ShiMa… whatever bastardized version of your name you came up with so white people could have something catchy to refer to you as if you ever actually became anything important, my name is AKIRA Kaede, and I am not a pro-wrestler as you claim to be, I’m a fighter. While you were learning headlocks I was learning how to punch and kick people into a barely cognizant daze… the main difference is that while we both became professionals in a combat sport I actually got good at it… you meanwhile are here facing me in a wrestling school’s fed because - while you debuted in twenty-twelve - you’d never done sweet fuck-all to prove any REAL roster should hire you…
… and considering some of the slap-happy retards playing at being pro-wrestler I see jawing on my television and pawing their keyboards there are? Well it not only makes me question what the fuck I am doing here, it also cuts any point of intimidation you might hope to convey as the ‘VETERAN’ in this match off at the knees
So underestimate the tiny girl with next to know experience, Shit-Ma, I’ll take your ego, your nickname AND all of your half-baked fancy puro moves and I’ll shove them down the back of your fucking throat. I’m coming to win as I always do, and this time there’re no extra participants rolling in to prevent that from happening. As for you? Invest in a good mouthguard… it’ll amuse me when I kick it the fuck out”
Our view shakes for a second before cutting to black.
“Alright… so I lost again. Rather I didn’t win, this time with something more important on the line than my pride and I was laying on the outside mat, sucking wind as Butcher - the idiot that lost me my last match - took the pinfall after an awkwardly long slapfight with Terrence Tillman…”
She reaches up with her left hand and pinches the bridge of her nose, a long sigh escaping from between her teeth.
“... so many times I was close to getting the win, the pinfall or submission. I had a rear naked choke till that moronic pile of ego Terrence jumped in… and… fuck… and”
A pause, her expression slipping into one of anger she takes a moment to recoup herself before staring back into the lens.
“You know what? I wanted to do what I had done the last time, flip out, throw shit and punch a wall until either it or my hand broke… but that got me excluded from the chase last time, and left me sitting out while people like Tillman, Butcher and Brody built their hype trains. So instead I had to look at this from a different direction… and that direction is acknowledging the fact that I didn’t lose, I just didn’t win.
What’s the difference? Well I remain unpinned and unsubmitted. I have never been finished inside that wrestling ring. Not once. And I don’t plan on doing it any time soon, especially against my upcoming opponent”
Her free hand sweeps her bangs out of her eyes, in the background we see a group of passengers starting their pre-boarding.
“Shin… ShiMa… whatever bastardized version of your name you came up with so white people could have something catchy to refer to you as if you ever actually became anything important, my name is AKIRA Kaede, and I am not a pro-wrestler as you claim to be, I’m a fighter. While you were learning headlocks I was learning how to punch and kick people into a barely cognizant daze… the main difference is that while we both became professionals in a combat sport I actually got good at it… you meanwhile are here facing me in a wrestling school’s fed because - while you debuted in twenty-twelve - you’d never done sweet fuck-all to prove any REAL roster should hire you…
… and considering some of the slap-happy retards playing at being pro-wrestler I see jawing on my television and pawing their keyboards there are? Well it not only makes me question what the fuck I am doing here, it also cuts any point of intimidation you might hope to convey as the ‘VETERAN’ in this match off at the knees
So underestimate the tiny girl with next to know experience, Shit-Ma, I’ll take your ego, your nickname AND all of your half-baked fancy puro moves and I’ll shove them down the back of your fucking throat. I’m coming to win as I always do, and this time there’re no extra participants rolling in to prevent that from happening. As for you? Invest in a good mouthguard… it’ll amuse me when I kick it the fuck out”
Our view shakes for a second before cutting to black.
