WHAT NAME IS NEM? [AG RP]
May 11, 2015 6:30:20 GMT -5
Post by Levi Chambers on May 11, 2015 6:30:20 GMT -5
"What name is Nem?"
We fade in to see that UNDEFEATED LDFC wrestler, Athanasios Giannopoulos is sitting on a desk chair, at his desk, in his office at the Felony Night Club. He has his arms folded and is leaning back in his seat as he speaks with that thick Greek accent.
"When they tell me I face man name Nem, I no understand what name is this. I heard of name like Steve and like Shaquita, but I've never heard of name like Nem. So I Google search name and only name that pop up is Nem from LDFC. I look at pictures of Nem cause I no watch Nem matches and see he got ugly face. So I laugh because God has not blessed this man with rugged face like mine. He likely no bless this man with manly chest hair like mine either. And this mean this man no good enough to beat the UNDEFEATED Greek God of Clubbing!"
Athanasios begins to awkwardly fist pump in his seat before he's forced to hold himself, his chair almost leaning over and forcing him to fall off.
"Nem, this is what you face at next Pride episode. I no know number cause I no good with the math. But this is what you face Wednesday!"
AG stands up and shows off his brightly colored red suit and black dress shirt, even doing multiple poses in the process.
"I end streak of stupid little blonde girl that thought he was leader of LDFC. I NEW LEADER OF LDFC NOW! I WILL BECOME FIRST LDFC CHAMPION! I WILL BE KNOWN AS GREATEST LDFC WRESTLER FIVE-EVER! YOU NO STOP ME, NEM! I STOP YOU, FOR I NO SCARED OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID FACE! I ONLY SCARED FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU TAKE THESE PUNCHES, POW POW!"
The Greek imitates some punching before letting out a big smile, proud of himself for showing this fire.
"This battle to see who take over as top dog of LDFC, no doubt. But I no plan on letting man with stupid name like Nem defeat me. You no end my damn winning streak, MALAKA! I NO ALLOW YOU TO END GREATEST UNDEFEATED STREAK IN LDFC HISTORY! YOU NO RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB! NO PERSON RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB! I STAND SOLO AS BEST WRESTLER ON DEN OF LION FIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPS AND YOU NO CHANGE THAT, NEM!"
The Greek sighs again.
"Seriously, what name is Nem? You big fan of Finding Nemo and just drop 'o'? WELL, I TELL YOU THAT THIS NO FINDING NEMO! I TELL YOU THAT THIS NO FINDING NEM EITHER! THIS IS THE STORY OF ATHANASIOS GIANNOPOULOS, GREATEST GREEK WRESTLER OF ALL TIME! YOU NO STAR OF THIS STORY, YOU JUST MINOR CHARACTER!
But you important to this story because once I beat you, POW POW!"
Athanasios makes the same punching motion again.
"Once I beat you, no one will want to face the Greek God of Clubbing, Athanasios Giannopoulos! No one will want to even look at me after I pin you for the ENA, THIO, TRIA! YOU COMING TO THIS MATCH TO LOSE, NO WIN. I COME INTO THIS MATCH TO WIN, NO LOSE. I PROMISE GREEK GOD ZEUS THAT YOU NO WALK OUT 'WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER' AFTER OUR MATCH!
YOU WALK OUT AS LOSER, LIKE YOU TRULY ARE!"
Athanasios then begins to fist pump again as the video ends.
We fade in to see that UNDEFEATED LDFC wrestler, Athanasios Giannopoulos is sitting on a desk chair, at his desk, in his office at the Felony Night Club. He has his arms folded and is leaning back in his seat as he speaks with that thick Greek accent.
"When they tell me I face man name Nem, I no understand what name is this. I heard of name like Steve and like Shaquita, but I've never heard of name like Nem. So I Google search name and only name that pop up is Nem from LDFC. I look at pictures of Nem cause I no watch Nem matches and see he got ugly face. So I laugh because God has not blessed this man with rugged face like mine. He likely no bless this man with manly chest hair like mine either. And this mean this man no good enough to beat the UNDEFEATED Greek God of Clubbing!"
Athanasios begins to awkwardly fist pump in his seat before he's forced to hold himself, his chair almost leaning over and forcing him to fall off.
"Nem, this is what you face at next Pride episode. I no know number cause I no good with the math. But this is what you face Wednesday!"
AG stands up and shows off his brightly colored red suit and black dress shirt, even doing multiple poses in the process.
"I end streak of stupid little blonde girl that thought he was leader of LDFC. I NEW LEADER OF LDFC NOW! I WILL BECOME FIRST LDFC CHAMPION! I WILL BE KNOWN AS GREATEST LDFC WRESTLER FIVE-EVER! YOU NO STOP ME, NEM! I STOP YOU, FOR I NO SCARED OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID FACE! I ONLY SCARED FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU TAKE THESE PUNCHES, POW POW!"
The Greek imitates some punching before letting out a big smile, proud of himself for showing this fire.
"This battle to see who take over as top dog of LDFC, no doubt. But I no plan on letting man with stupid name like Nem defeat me. You no end my damn winning streak, MALAKA! I NO ALLOW YOU TO END GREATEST UNDEFEATED STREAK IN LDFC HISTORY! YOU NO RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB! NO PERSON RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB! I STAND SOLO AS BEST WRESTLER ON DEN OF LION FIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPS AND YOU NO CHANGE THAT, NEM!"
The Greek sighs again.
"Seriously, what name is Nem? You big fan of Finding Nemo and just drop 'o'? WELL, I TELL YOU THAT THIS NO FINDING NEMO! I TELL YOU THAT THIS NO FINDING NEM EITHER! THIS IS THE STORY OF ATHANASIOS GIANNOPOULOS, GREATEST GREEK WRESTLER OF ALL TIME! YOU NO STAR OF THIS STORY, YOU JUST MINOR CHARACTER!
But you important to this story because once I beat you, POW POW!"
Athanasios makes the same punching motion again.
"Once I beat you, no one will want to face the Greek God of Clubbing, Athanasios Giannopoulos! No one will want to even look at me after I pin you for the ENA, THIO, TRIA! YOU COMING TO THIS MATCH TO LOSE, NO WIN. I COME INTO THIS MATCH TO WIN, NO LOSE. I PROMISE GREEK GOD ZEUS THAT YOU NO WALK OUT 'WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER' AFTER OUR MATCH!
YOU WALK OUT AS LOSER, LIKE YOU TRULY ARE!"
Athanasios then begins to fist pump again as the video ends.