Hans and Liesl vs Bree and Donovan (Liesl)

[Noelle Smith]

Liesl steps in front of the camera with a scowl on her face.

"America is supposed to be the land of opportunity. America is supposed to be the greatest nation on earth. America is supposed to stand for truth, justice and 'The American Way'. Well I stand before you to tell you, this isn't so! It is a land of lazy people with their hands out constantly, where people will sue because a cup of hot coffee...is actually hot."

Liesl sneers and shakes her blond head.

"How is it that America loves to say that hard work equals success, but yet we see things like the travesty of the last show where 420 B.C., were actually allowed down to the ring to face the perfection that is Hans and I? Where is the safe work environment that we should all be allowed to enjoy? Or is this a case of PADS...post accident drug screening? It is ridiculous that specimens of such physical perfection should be expected to compete against people who use mind altering substances."

Liesl posed down, showing off her fine muscles to the camera.

"My body is the result of hard work and focus, not drugs, steroids or otherwise. This is why I am a superior athlete, as is my tag partner Hans. Now this time, we are to face Bree Nelson and Donovan Cross. This should be...interesting."

There was an expression of actual sincere curiosity on her face as she spoke.

"Please help me understand something though, Bree and Donovan. I do understand that you two are very close, and have a level of trust that is impressive in this business, which should serve you well in a tag team. But how is Bree going to function in a tag environment if she can't hear you? You, the fans cheering for her, the referee? Donovan you might say of course that your grasp of ASL will guide you through, but what if she isn't facing you? These are things that you both should think about. Because I promise you that we will not forget the fact that Bree is not only deaf but at a huge disadvantage because of this. It is inspiring and impressive that she would choose to compete in wrestling, much like FFW's Leah O'Quinn."

Liesl nodded and then sighed, shaking her head.

“Though I suppose that also means she can't be distracted by a fake ring bell ringing or someone's theme music playing as often happens to warn of shenanigans, yes?”

She shook a finger at the camera.

“Hans and I are ready for your quirks and uniqueness, Donovan and Bree. At least it is true, that you are not the ordinary team, and will not bore us.”

Liesl turned around to show the German Flag decorating the back of her shirt before the camera faded out.


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