Scarred

[Perello]

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“Oh no he did NOT call me a little blonde girl!”

Prince MacRear was in the comfort of his own home in Hollywood, California. He was seated on chair behind his kitchen table, eating away on some Cheerios, and staring at his phone with an evil gleam in his eye.

“MOTHER!”

MacRear jumped right out of his chair and stomped his way toward his living room. Once he reached the room, MacRear looked around for his mother, and proceeded to go up the stairs and toward her bedroom.

“MOTHER!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOU RIGHT THIS INSTANT! IT’S IMPORTANT!!!”

The Sultan of Selfies stomped down the hallway and pushed open his mother's bedroom door. Once he got inside, MacRear could see that something was going on under the covers. Groans and grunts came from the bed as MacRear took another step forward and tilted his head just enough to look at the bed from another angle.

“Mother…?”

At that second, the blanket from the bed came flying open to reveal Prince’s mother...along with a man that looked a lot like Athanasios Giannopoulos; neither one of them wearing any clothes.

“OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT THE HELL?! MOTHER….”

MacRear paused, disgusted by the sight in front of him.

“...OH MY GOD! I’M GONNA BE SICK! I...AM….GOING….TO….BE….SICK!!!!”

MacRear turned around and breathed heavily as ‘mother’ covered herself up with the blanket, and pushed the man in her bed out of sight.

“Now, Prince...it’s not what it looks like!”

MacRear sharply turned around.

“IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE?! IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE?! BECAUSE TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE HAVING SEX WITH THAT….NASTY!!!!!”

‘Mother’ looked at the man in her bed, a sly smirk forming on her features.

“Okay, well maybe it is what it looks like, but you weren’t supposed to come in here!”

MacRear looked like he was ready to puke as he turned around and stomped his way out of the bedroom.

“THIS IS DISGUSTING! THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER DONE TO ME! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!”

MacRear grabbed the doorknob and slammed the door shut. ‘Mother’ on the other hand gave the situation a shrug of the shoulders and went back to doing….what she was doing.

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Two hours later

For the first time in my short LDFC career, I’m coming into a match beyond...BEYOND UPSET! It’s not even JUST about all of those horrible things AthaNASTY said about me, but...but something happened to me, and I am scarred for life because of it!

I’m not going to tell any of you disgusting mongoloids what it is, because quite frankly? You don’t deserve to know because you’re not PRETTY enough to know!

But you nasties arrrrrrrrre pretty slash ugly enough to know that I’M COMING TO UGLYVILLE FOR PRIDE, AND I’M COMING TO BEAT UP ATHAN GREASY’S FACE! I’M COMING DEFEND THE MOST EPIC STREAK IN ALL OF SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT! I’M COMING TO SMACK THAT BEARD RIGHT OFF OF THAT GREEK JESUS LOOKALIKE!

You picked the wrong time to make fun of me, AthaNASTY! Pride picked the wrong FREAKING week to put you against me!

I AM GOING TO TAKE ALL OF MY UPSETNESS STEMMING FROM MY MOTHER OUT ON YOU!

I’M GOING TO PRETEND YOU'RE THAT DISGUSTING MAN!

I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOUR SMELLY, SWEATY, GREASY, AND HAIRY FRENCH FRY LOOKING MACREAR CAN’T EVER FIST BUMP AGAIN!

IN UGLYVILLE, GEORGIA...THIS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE YOU HER BITCH!

Ciao.