Little Blonde Girl
Apr 26, 2015 7:07:13 GMT -5
Post by Levi Chambers on Apr 26, 2015 7:07:13 GMT -5
"HE CALL ME HAIRY, UGLY CREATURE?!"
The loud and thick voice of Athanasios Giannopoulos explodes as the video he has made slowly begins. AG is seen standing next to the entrance of the Felony nightclub, where there are two security guards standing behind the velvet rope and deciding who gets in and who stays out.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THESE THINGS?! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CALL ME DISGUSTING?! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY HY-HY-HY-GIN-YE?!"
AG is seething as he yanks his glasses off and snaps them in half before tossing out the remains.
"You no like my chest hair or my facial hair? Why is this? Is it because I look like real man while you look like Barbie Doll Ken? Is it cause I have good job outside of wrestling where I overlook decisions on who comes to this club and don't allow little boys like you, you stupid little mama boy, to come into the club? I see that you make these...τρελό κατηγορίες (crazy accusations) about me on your stupid little Twitter machine and I tell you that you are not real man. You question how clean I am? I question how good you are!
I prove I no damn smelly rat like Nest. I use only the finest shampoos for my beautiful Greek hair on my head, my beautiful Greek hair on my face, and my beautiful Greek hair on my chest. Maybe one day you become real boy like Pinocchio and you come ask me how to be man. Until then, you little boy who try to insult me with stupid words. I tell you I use Dove for Men for everything in my body involving hair, but you can not tell me that you aren't really sucking on your mom's βυζιά (boobs) like little baby right now. How you undefeated, I no understand."
Athanasios seems to be ready to continue, but a blonde young man with around the exact same hairstyle as Prince MacRear steps to the front of the line. The security almost lets him in, but AG growls and yells at them.
"DO NOT LET STUPID BLONDE BOY IN! HE LOOK LIKE STUPID BLONDE BOY I CRUSH SOON! IN FACT, KICK THIS STUPID LITTLE BLONDE BOY FOR ME AND TELL HIM TO TELL HIS MAMA I COME RESCUE HER FROM HIM!"
One of the security guards grabs the young blonde man and drags him away from the line and out of the shot before he hear fists flying and the young man yelling out in pain. AG grins as he looks back at the camera after that and points to out of the shot.
"What Gooner just did to stupid little blonde boy is what I do to you soon. You believe to you top dog of LDFC, but wrestling is my temple. Wrestling is my club, and I will kick you out of undefeated club very soon. You small man talking big words, but you never understood that that cause you trouble now. I'm better than Bird Nest. I'm better than man with many T in name. I AM ATHANASIOS GIANNOPOULOS, GREEK GOD OF CLUBBING, FIST PUMPING, AND SLAPPING 'MEN' LIKE PRINCE MACBUTT AROUND!
I will take great pride in taking the selfie stick and using it to beat this VAHAINA (supposed to be vagina) up. Maybe afterwards I allow his mom into the club and he call me step-daddy. Maybe he learn how to grow chest hair and become Prince Giannopoulos. But there no maybe with match between me and him.
I definitely win and he cry like little κορίτσι (girl)."
The loud and thick voice of Athanasios Giannopoulos explodes as the video he has made slowly begins. AG is seen standing next to the entrance of the Felony nightclub, where there are two security guards standing behind the velvet rope and deciding who gets in and who stays out.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THESE THINGS?! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CALL ME DISGUSTING?! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY HY-HY-HY-GIN-YE?!"
AG is seething as he yanks his glasses off and snaps them in half before tossing out the remains.
"You no like my chest hair or my facial hair? Why is this? Is it because I look like real man while you look like Barbie Doll Ken? Is it cause I have good job outside of wrestling where I overlook decisions on who comes to this club and don't allow little boys like you, you stupid little mama boy, to come into the club? I see that you make these...τρελό κατηγορίες (crazy accusations) about me on your stupid little Twitter machine and I tell you that you are not real man. You question how clean I am? I question how good you are!
I prove I no damn smelly rat like Nest. I use only the finest shampoos for my beautiful Greek hair on my head, my beautiful Greek hair on my face, and my beautiful Greek hair on my chest. Maybe one day you become real boy like Pinocchio and you come ask me how to be man. Until then, you little boy who try to insult me with stupid words. I tell you I use Dove for Men for everything in my body involving hair, but you can not tell me that you aren't really sucking on your mom's βυζιά (boobs) like little baby right now. How you undefeated, I no understand."
Athanasios seems to be ready to continue, but a blonde young man with around the exact same hairstyle as Prince MacRear steps to the front of the line. The security almost lets him in, but AG growls and yells at them.
"DO NOT LET STUPID BLONDE BOY IN! HE LOOK LIKE STUPID BLONDE BOY I CRUSH SOON! IN FACT, KICK THIS STUPID LITTLE BLONDE BOY FOR ME AND TELL HIM TO TELL HIS MAMA I COME RESCUE HER FROM HIM!"
One of the security guards grabs the young blonde man and drags him away from the line and out of the shot before he hear fists flying and the young man yelling out in pain. AG grins as he looks back at the camera after that and points to out of the shot.
"What Gooner just did to stupid little blonde boy is what I do to you soon. You believe to you top dog of LDFC, but wrestling is my temple. Wrestling is my club, and I will kick you out of undefeated club very soon. You small man talking big words, but you never understood that that cause you trouble now. I'm better than Bird Nest. I'm better than man with many T in name. I AM ATHANASIOS GIANNOPOULOS, GREEK GOD OF CLUBBING, FIST PUMPING, AND SLAPPING 'MEN' LIKE PRINCE MACBUTT AROUND!
I will take great pride in taking the selfie stick and using it to beat this VAHAINA (supposed to be vagina) up. Maybe afterwards I allow his mom into the club and he call me step-daddy. Maybe he learn how to grow chest hair and become Prince Giannopoulos. But there no maybe with match between me and him.
I definitely win and he cry like little κορίτσι (girl)."