Rearspect
Apr 11, 2015 5:48:17 GMT -5
Post by Perello on Apr 11, 2015 5:48:17 GMT -5
[ON CAMERA]
It was the day after Prince MacRear won his second match in the LDFC. MacRear was in the comfort of his own home - dressed comfortably in puffy sweats and a zebra print robe. With him was his his personal manicurist, already in the process of giving the flamboyant MacRear a French Manicure.
“Okay, so am I not the best thing since chocolate covered strawberries or what?!”
MacRear turned his head and looked at the camera, batting his eyelashes for the people at home.
“What’s that now, sweetums?!? Oh! TWO AND ZIPPPPPPPPPOOO!!! TWO AND NADA!!!”
MacRear pulled his hand away from his manicurist, shoving her away with his foot.
“THIS IS MY TIME INTERVIEW TIME, HONAY. YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO BE IN THE SHOT WITH ME. GET OUT, SPANK YOU VERY MUCH!”
MacRear scoffed and shoo’d his employee away before looking back at the camera.
“THE GREATEST STREAK IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING AND EVERYTHING ELSE LIVES ON! THE SULTAN OF SELFIES SHOWED THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN WHY HE WAS THE LEADER OF THE LDFC LOCKER ROOM, AND WITHOUT A DOUBT THE PRETTIEST BAE IN LDFC OR FGA!”
The Sultan of Selfies giggled and reached into his pocket for his phone. Once he pulled it out, he threw his arm up in the air...
“SELLLLFFFFFIIIEEEEE!!!”
MacRear grinned as he took the selfie, and slid his phone back into his pocket.
“But you know what? I’m not happy about something! I’m not happy about that gorilla DARWIN GETTING HIS BOOTS INTO MY SELFIE! I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT DARWIN RUINING MY MOMENT TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH ONE OF MY UNDERCLASSWOMEN! I’M NOT HAPPY WITH DARWIN TAKING AWAY MYYYYYYYY PROOF OF SUPERIORITY HERE IN LDFC! LISTEN HERE, DAAAARWIN!”
There was a a lot of sass in MacRear’s voice as he stood up and walked toward the camera.
“I AM THE LEADER OF THE LOCKER ROOM, NOT YOU! I’M THE ONE WHO CLOSES OUT THE SHOWS AROUND HERE! YOU SEE THIS?!”
MacRear pointed directly at his face, scowling for the audience.
“THIS IS THE FACE OF SOMETHING YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THIS IS THE FACE OFF A PRETTY PERSON PISSED OFF! HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE IN MY SELFIE, HUH!? HOW DARE YOU!? I SHOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON IN REARSPECT, AND I SHOULD DO IT SOON!”
MacRear scoffed, taking a second to look away from the camera.
“But that’s gonna have to wait until AFTER I teach this Terrence Tillman some rearspect! The beauty of this thing? Well, I mean besides me of course!”
A smile and another flutter of the eyebrows.
“O.T triple O.T has been in the ring with Darwin before! Actually… DARWIN BEAT TRIPLE T-NASTAROONIE’S BOOTY! AND TRIPLE T ACTUALLY THINKS HE CAN COMPETE WITH ME? HONAY, PLEASE. BOTH OF YOU NASTIES ARE LIKE ALL THE REST OF THE BIG, MUSCULAR GUYS. YOU’RE BIG FOR NOOOOOOOOOTHING! NOOOOOTHHHHHHINNNNNNG!!! AND YOU’RE ALSO UGLLLLLLYYYYYYY AND THAT’S SOMETHING TRAINING WON’T FIX!”
MacRear pulled his hair into a ponytail and walked closer to the camera.
“Triple T… You wanna become the next big thing in wrestling? You wanna be the one the nasties all across the World look up to? Go ahead. You can be that because that’s not who I wanna be! I AM WHAT I WANTED TO BE AND THAT’S THE MOST GORGEOUS HUMAN SPECIMEN ON THIS EARTH…ACTUALLY, LET ME REPHRASE THAT. I AM THE MOST GORGEOUS BOOTY WHOOPING MACHINE ON THE PLANET, AND YOU WILL BE JUST ANOTHER VICTIM TO THE STREAK! AND DARWIN… IF YOU RUIN ANOTHER ONE OF MY SELFIES...I’M COMING FOR THAT BOOTY NEXT!.”
“Okay, so am I not the best thing since chocolate covered strawberries or what?!”
MacRear turned his head and looked at the camera, batting his eyelashes for the people at home.
“What’s that now, sweetums?!? Oh! TWO AND ZIPPPPPPPPPOOO!!! TWO AND NADA!!!”
MacRear pulled his hand away from his manicurist, shoving her away with his foot.
“THIS IS MY TIME INTERVIEW TIME, HONAY. YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO BE IN THE SHOT WITH ME. GET OUT, SPANK YOU VERY MUCH!”
MacRear scoffed and shoo’d his employee away before looking back at the camera.
“THE GREATEST STREAK IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING AND EVERYTHING ELSE LIVES ON! THE SULTAN OF SELFIES SHOWED THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN WHY HE WAS THE LEADER OF THE LDFC LOCKER ROOM, AND WITHOUT A DOUBT THE PRETTIEST BAE IN LDFC OR FGA!”
The Sultan of Selfies giggled and reached into his pocket for his phone. Once he pulled it out, he threw his arm up in the air...
“SELLLLFFFFFIIIEEEEE!!!”
MacRear grinned as he took the selfie, and slid his phone back into his pocket.
“But you know what? I’m not happy about something! I’m not happy about that gorilla DARWIN GETTING HIS BOOTS INTO MY SELFIE! I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT DARWIN RUINING MY MOMENT TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH ONE OF MY UNDERCLASSWOMEN! I’M NOT HAPPY WITH DARWIN TAKING AWAY MYYYYYYYY PROOF OF SUPERIORITY HERE IN LDFC! LISTEN HERE, DAAAARWIN!”
There was a a lot of sass in MacRear’s voice as he stood up and walked toward the camera.
“I AM THE LEADER OF THE LOCKER ROOM, NOT YOU! I’M THE ONE WHO CLOSES OUT THE SHOWS AROUND HERE! YOU SEE THIS?!”
MacRear pointed directly at his face, scowling for the audience.
“THIS IS THE FACE OF SOMETHING YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THIS IS THE FACE OFF A PRETTY PERSON PISSED OFF! HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE IN MY SELFIE, HUH!? HOW DARE YOU!? I SHOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON IN REARSPECT, AND I SHOULD DO IT SOON!”
MacRear scoffed, taking a second to look away from the camera.
“But that’s gonna have to wait until AFTER I teach this Terrence Tillman some rearspect! The beauty of this thing? Well, I mean besides me of course!”
A smile and another flutter of the eyebrows.
“O.T triple O.T has been in the ring with Darwin before! Actually… DARWIN BEAT TRIPLE T-NASTAROONIE’S BOOTY! AND TRIPLE T ACTUALLY THINKS HE CAN COMPETE WITH ME? HONAY, PLEASE. BOTH OF YOU NASTIES ARE LIKE ALL THE REST OF THE BIG, MUSCULAR GUYS. YOU’RE BIG FOR NOOOOOOOOOTHING! NOOOOOTHHHHHHINNNNNNG!!! AND YOU’RE ALSO UGLLLLLLYYYYYYY AND THAT’S SOMETHING TRAINING WON’T FIX!”
MacRear pulled his hair into a ponytail and walked closer to the camera.
“Triple T… You wanna become the next big thing in wrestling? You wanna be the one the nasties all across the World look up to? Go ahead. You can be that because that’s not who I wanna be! I AM WHAT I WANTED TO BE AND THAT’S THE MOST GORGEOUS HUMAN SPECIMEN ON THIS EARTH…ACTUALLY, LET ME REPHRASE THAT. I AM THE MOST GORGEOUS BOOTY WHOOPING MACHINE ON THE PLANET, AND YOU WILL BE JUST ANOTHER VICTIM TO THE STREAK! AND DARWIN… IF YOU RUIN ANOTHER ONE OF MY SELFIES...I’M COMING FOR THAT BOOTY NEXT!.”
