ohhhh boyy
Mar 8, 2015 12:53:29 GMT -5
Post by Laura Seville on Mar 8, 2015 12:53:29 GMT -5
A new video pops up on the FGA wrestling website in the LDFC section. It's Laura Seville's video that's titled 'ohhhh boyy'. One would click it, and the scene opens up with Laura Seville walking in the snow covered downtown of Chicago. She's wearing a long peacoat, black jeans and converses. She's also sipping on Starbucks coffee as someone is filming her while she walks.
"It's cold in Chicago, but I've been used to it by now. So it doesn't bother me. But what's up, FGA fans?! Laura Seville here and just back in Chicago after winning my second boxing match in Foxy Boxing. Been a good celebration, and I'm gaining more fans. It's surreal! Teehee. But, ya know. I was backstage at Foxy Boxing, and I got to look up Parkera's latest video about me. And you know it's quite hilarious to be honest. Almost to the point, I was almost confused. Why does this caveman seem to fancy calling me Lauren? Doesn't make sense. But does not matter to me!"
She turns the next corner. She takes a sip.
"Cut your teeth over here? Heyyyyyy you loser. I said that you would be cutting your teeth more over here. I'm assuming you have minuscule experience over in New Zealand. Isn't that the sole reason why you left that beautiful country to come over here to the States to learn more about wrestling? Don't be such a dumdum, bub. You seem so tense in both of your videos. Take a chill pill, man. It's not so bad that you're going up against, how you say a little girl. The only thing that's going to bad is if you lose against me, because that's totally not possible right? A little girl can't defeat a man who looks like his pubic hairs decided to grow on his face. Think again."
She takes a good sip.
"Roadrunner to your Coyote? I like that you said that. Because, Coyote never won. So that's a good example to use. Seeeeee. Now we can finally agree on something! But the Hannibal Lecter reference. No, boy. No, boy. Bad example. Here's a more not vivid example. How about I'm your Papa Johns to your Little Caesars. Xbox One to your Xbox 360. $100 dollar bill to your 10,000 pennies. And the list goes on. All those examples just means things that people would prefer, are far more superior, and overall a lot better quality. But, don't think I'm underestimating you, though either. I understand you came a long way to prove yourself. I'm sure you have all the talent to become a top tier superstar. But dissing the fans? Those are the ones who are going to give their voice and opinions about you to the FGA staff, dumdum. They're the ones that are going to even pay you. Maybe God gave you talent in wrestling section, but certainly not in the brain section. Seriously. You might need a brain scan."
She makes it to the gym door where she trains. Before she walks in, she turns around to look at the camera.
"It's cold in Chicago, but I've been used to it by now. So it doesn't bother me. But what's up, FGA fans?! Laura Seville here and just back in Chicago after winning my second boxing match in Foxy Boxing. Been a good celebration, and I'm gaining more fans. It's surreal! Teehee. But, ya know. I was backstage at Foxy Boxing, and I got to look up Parkera's latest video about me. And you know it's quite hilarious to be honest. Almost to the point, I was almost confused. Why does this caveman seem to fancy calling me Lauren? Doesn't make sense. But does not matter to me!"
She turns the next corner. She takes a sip.
"Cut your teeth over here? Heyyyyyy you loser. I said that you would be cutting your teeth more over here. I'm assuming you have minuscule experience over in New Zealand. Isn't that the sole reason why you left that beautiful country to come over here to the States to learn more about wrestling? Don't be such a dumdum, bub. You seem so tense in both of your videos. Take a chill pill, man. It's not so bad that you're going up against, how you say a little girl. The only thing that's going to bad is if you lose against me, because that's totally not possible right? A little girl can't defeat a man who looks like his pubic hairs decided to grow on his face. Think again."
She takes a good sip.
"Roadrunner to your Coyote? I like that you said that. Because, Coyote never won. So that's a good example to use. Seeeeee. Now we can finally agree on something! But the Hannibal Lecter reference. No, boy. No, boy. Bad example. Here's a more not vivid example. How about I'm your Papa Johns to your Little Caesars. Xbox One to your Xbox 360. $100 dollar bill to your 10,000 pennies. And the list goes on. All those examples just means things that people would prefer, are far more superior, and overall a lot better quality. But, don't think I'm underestimating you, though either. I understand you came a long way to prove yourself. I'm sure you have all the talent to become a top tier superstar. But dissing the fans? Those are the ones who are going to give their voice and opinions about you to the FGA staff, dumdum. They're the ones that are going to even pay you. Maybe God gave you talent in wrestling section, but certainly not in the brain section. Seriously. You might need a brain scan."
She makes it to the gym door where she trains. Before she walks in, she turns around to look at the camera.
"Oh. You said 'The Auckland Warrior is not wasting thousands of dollars to fly all the way to Big Chairville to lose to a girl'"
She begins to laugh out loud.
"Then I guess you'll be wasting thousands of dollars all the time, because professional wrestling is growing with more and more female wrestlers and I'm sure you'll be losing to more females than males. Hey, at least we have bankruptcy offices in the States if you decide to move here one day. So come on, Parkera. Don't be such a sexist guy. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two from the Windy City Superstar, thaaaaaaat's me! Looking forward to our match, man! May be the best wrestler win.
Me!"
She smiles and waves as the scene fades with her walking into the gym.
She begins to laugh out loud.
"Then I guess you'll be wasting thousands of dollars all the time, because professional wrestling is growing with more and more female wrestlers and I'm sure you'll be losing to more females than males. Hey, at least we have bankruptcy offices in the States if you decide to move here one day. So come on, Parkera. Don't be such a sexist guy. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two from the Windy City Superstar, thaaaaaaat's me! Looking forward to our match, man! May be the best wrestler win.
Me!"
She smiles and waves as the scene fades with her walking into the gym.
