This ain't a cartoon show
Mar 5, 2015 16:00:07 GMT -5
Post by Parkera on Mar 5, 2015 16:00:07 GMT -5
The camera is out of focus and moving all over the place, yelling can be heard and it’s almost next to the cameras microphone. It seems like a tug of war over the camera is taking place.
Get that damn camera sorted will you! Can be heard as slowly the focus clears a bit and it looks like a big hand is over the lens, moving the camera.
"Now, are you gonna get this shit together or what? I paid you to film this for me, so you best get it right, Ok? Good, now get it together.
"
With that the hand that was over the lens is removed and we see a tall man about six foot five or maybe four, wearing blue jeans and a Seattle Seahawks shirt. The hair appears messy and matches the goatee beard both Ginger in colour. He is standing under a big chair sitting on top of a concrete platform surrounded by well-maintained shrubby.
“Ready!? Well here it is” pointing up to the big chair that makes this man look small. “I can’t believe it, this ruddy chair does exist ha ha ha ha, oh my oh my Thomasville what are you like! The biggest attraction in Hicksville is a ruddy big old chair, and ya prettied it up somewhat, how cute”
“Speaking of cute, well I heard what ya said Lauren Seville” A voice behind the camera can be clearly heard saying Its Laura which only angers the man.
“WHAT DID YOU SAY!? I pay you good money to keep that camera rolling and nothing more, so shut your mouth and do what I have paid you to do boy-oh”
“Now, Laura, see hunny I prefer Lauren. Anyhow where was I, oh yes, cute? Ha ha, Seems you had quite a bit to say darlin’ about admiring how I travelled so far to what was it, oh yeah cut my teeth over here. Ohhh well thank you so much hunny, if I ever wanted a pretty cute boost I’d have asked Minnie Mouse.”
“Actually you’re good with cartoon characters from what I read, ummm let’s see oh yeah Tom and Jerry, Tweety oh and add some story book tale of David and Goliath, hunny ya got it all covered by looks.”
“You got some things right though Lauren, and that’s taking you to my slaughterhouse, I call it the ring. Just to be clear now, a wrestling ring not a boxing ring, got it? Good. And in that ring, well let’s be straight up. I won’t under estimate you, hell no, I under estimate nobody. You maybe the David to my Goliath, the Jerry to my Tom, ah ha here’s one, you may even be Roadrunner to my Coyote meep meep, but do you know what I really am? I am YOUR Hannibal Lecter and you are my Clarice fa fa fa fa fa, just when it looks like you have me, I’ll slip away and before you know it, I’ll have you juuuust where I want you, then its lights out.”
“Let’s make a party out of it, you mentioned giving the fans a show. WHO CARES ABOUT THE FANS! They are nothing but sheep who mindlessly follow whoever they are told to follow. A memorable fight you want, well that’s a guarantee for sure, you WON’T forget this match is a hurry LAUREN! See you in the ring.
"
With that the man walks over to the camera “That’s enough, turn it off and go sort it out”
Get that damn camera sorted will you! Can be heard as slowly the focus clears a bit and it looks like a big hand is over the lens, moving the camera.
"Now, are you gonna get this shit together or what? I paid you to film this for me, so you best get it right, Ok? Good, now get it together.
"
With that the hand that was over the lens is removed and we see a tall man about six foot five or maybe four, wearing blue jeans and a Seattle Seahawks shirt. The hair appears messy and matches the goatee beard both Ginger in colour. He is standing under a big chair sitting on top of a concrete platform surrounded by well-maintained shrubby.
“Ready!? Well here it is” pointing up to the big chair that makes this man look small. “I can’t believe it, this ruddy chair does exist ha ha ha ha, oh my oh my Thomasville what are you like! The biggest attraction in Hicksville is a ruddy big old chair, and ya prettied it up somewhat, how cute”
“Speaking of cute, well I heard what ya said Lauren Seville” A voice behind the camera can be clearly heard saying Its Laura which only angers the man.
“WHAT DID YOU SAY!? I pay you good money to keep that camera rolling and nothing more, so shut your mouth and do what I have paid you to do boy-oh”
“Now, Laura, see hunny I prefer Lauren. Anyhow where was I, oh yes, cute? Ha ha, Seems you had quite a bit to say darlin’ about admiring how I travelled so far to what was it, oh yeah cut my teeth over here. Ohhh well thank you so much hunny, if I ever wanted a pretty cute boost I’d have asked Minnie Mouse.”
“Actually you’re good with cartoon characters from what I read, ummm let’s see oh yeah Tom and Jerry, Tweety oh and add some story book tale of David and Goliath, hunny ya got it all covered by looks.”
“You got some things right though Lauren, and that’s taking you to my slaughterhouse, I call it the ring. Just to be clear now, a wrestling ring not a boxing ring, got it? Good. And in that ring, well let’s be straight up. I won’t under estimate you, hell no, I under estimate nobody. You maybe the David to my Goliath, the Jerry to my Tom, ah ha here’s one, you may even be Roadrunner to my Coyote meep meep, but do you know what I really am? I am YOUR Hannibal Lecter and you are my Clarice fa fa fa fa fa, just when it looks like you have me, I’ll slip away and before you know it, I’ll have you juuuust where I want you, then its lights out.”
“Let’s make a party out of it, you mentioned giving the fans a show. WHO CARES ABOUT THE FANS! They are nothing but sheep who mindlessly follow whoever they are told to follow. A memorable fight you want, well that’s a guarantee for sure, you WON’T forget this match is a hurry LAUREN! See you in the ring.
"
With that the man walks over to the camera “That’s enough, turn it off and go sort it out”