Parkera

[Parkera]

What! You have got to be kidding me. Seriously, this is my first opponent in the Lion’s Den. I’m travelling thousands of miles to Greensboro, North Carolina some more to a dinky little town called what, umm let’s see, oh yeah Thomasville. What Thomasville, let me guess someone’s Uncle Thomas founded the town and that’s how it got its name? Ha ha ha. What’s this! Are you serious! Thomasville famous for its Big Chair, some massive chair located in town is a major attraction. Oh my goodness I’ve got to see this and have one hell of a laugh.

Anyway dinky town, with a Big Chair at the National Guard Armoury I am facing a girl, a bloody little girl! You’re having a laugh aren’t you? Ok, anyhow let’s see now…Lauren, no; Laura Seville all the way from Chicago and what’s this about boxing? Really so she’s a boxer, why the hell is she in a wrestling promotion then. This gets stranger every time I read these notes.

Okay so far Dinky town with a big chair, fighting a girl who is a boxer. Ummm makes sense, NOT. Well I outweigh her and obviously I’m a lot taller than her so physically I’m going to dominate. Boxing, boxing in a wrestling promotion, that’s an easy one to manage, just a simple matter of getting a hold of her and game over pretty much.

Oh well at the days end she’s just another opponent I’ll overcome, regardless of gender, race or anything else this match is mine for the taking.
Sorry love, the Auckland Warrior is not wasting thousands of dollars to fly all the way to Big Chairville to lose to a girl, it’s not happening. FACT! Oh well best go pack them bags.