8-Man Tag
Dan Herrera, Jaxie Wyatt, Sean Sands, Jared James
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Johnny Karma, Alistair Mangold, Joshua Black, Thaddeus Grey
"This Is The New Shit" plays as Thaddeus Grey, Joshua Black, Heather Black and Johnny Windham are already in the ring.
Cruz: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring. From San Diego, California! Weighing in at 200 pounds... THADDEUS GREY!
(The crowd boos as Grey scans the arena with a smirk on his face.)
Cruz: Also already in the ring... from Phoenix, Arizona! Weighing in at 240 pounds... JOSHUA BLACK!
(The crowd boos as Heather and Johnny give Joshua a round of applause.)
"Back Round" blasts through the speakers and Alistair Mangold appears from the backstage area. The legend ignores the chorus of boos that shower him from all sides and walks towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and throws his coat to the ring crew member. As he stands in the middle of the ring, he spreads his hands and closes his eyes. All the lights in the arena black out except for a spotlight that shines on him from above. People still boo, but Mangold takes a bow like he is cheered and the lights come back on again. The music dies out and just after that, Alistair is introduced.
Cruz: And their partner, from Sacramento, California! Weighting in at 280 pounds! He is "The God Among Men"... Alistair Mangold!
Mangold raises his arms and boos shower him again.
[The arena lights flash a myriad of different colours in tune with John Bonham’s epic drum intro to “When the Levee Breaks” fills the arena, and at the exact microsecond that the flawless combination of Robert Plant’s harmonica and Jimmy Page’s riff starts The Man, The Myth, The Johnny Karma swaggers out onto the top of the ramp to greet his adoring public, coming to a stop on top of the ramp to blow a kiss to all his fans in attendance who paid to see him and only him this evening and stands there with his hands on his hips to bask in their adulation as Cherry Baum stands by his side to present him to the crowd]
[Karma struts down the ramp towards the ring, making sure not a single hair is out of place on his head, waving and chatting to the members of his adoring public that surround him whilst he walks down to the ring]
[The pair reach ringside, as Cherry climbs onto the apron and holds the ropes open for her man. Karma waves to the luckiest fans of all, those at ringside as he performs, before bounding up the ring steps and stepping through the gap Cherry has created for him into the ring]
[Karma briskly walks across the ring, climbing the turnbuckles and raises an arm into the air, holding up one finger to remind us all of one simple truth – He’s #1]
[Karma climbs down, then walks across the ring and climbs the opposite turnbuckles, looking out into the crowd who have paid for the privilege of watching him wrestle, before unzipping his track top to reveal his chiselled physique. He removes his dark glasses and places them in his jacket pocket, before climbing down]
[As he stands in the ring, Cherry Baum takes the house mic]
Cherry Baum: Beangirls and Beanboys of Beantown, accompanied by Joshua Black, Thaddeus Grey and Alistair Mangold…weighing in at 233lbs and hailing from Queens, NYC...he is the sauce that makes the beans of F
WA so delicious, he is JOHNNY KARMA.
[Karma saunters towards the centre of the ring]
Johnny Karma: Ladies and...
[Karma pauses, actually counting the members of the front row to see how many females are in attendance]
Johnny Karma: ...ladies.
[Karma removes his sunglasses before flashing a million dollar smile to the audience]
Johnny Karma: Tonight I, a pride Mets fan, am delighted to be among you Bostonians for one reason: you too can see that the Yankees suck.
[Karma nods in agreement with himself]
Johnny Karma: And, as I stand in this ring, I feel so much like that well known Bostonian icon Norm Peterson, because when I set foot in this city it feels like everybody knows my name, and they all chant “Karma” as one – much like you should all be doing for the duration of this match. But don’t forget that there are other people in this match too – my partners would like a little bit of support thrown their way too
[Karma hands the mic back to Cherry, presenting his partners to the crowd and applauding them]
Clement: Johnny Karma, classy as always.
Grayson: I'm sensing some sarcasm.
Clement: This team is going to implode at any second. Thaddeus Grey doesn't care for anyone. Joshua Black is all about himself. And Johnny Karma thinks that he's the saving grace of this team and this company. It seems like the only one that's happy to be on this team is Alistair Mangold, and he's been miserable since coming back.
As the opening beat of "Rise" by Skillet hits, the crowd begins to cheer as they await for the very liked face that is Sean Sands. The black curtains are opened and most of the fans can see a man standing behind them. Sean Sands, Dan Herrera, Jaxie Wyatt and Jared James step out from behind the ring curtains and looks out at the crowd, smiling. They do not stand at the top of the ramp for long, quickly making their way down the ramp.
Cruz: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 747 pounds! They are the team of JARED JAMES, JAXIE WYATT, DAN HERRERA and SEAN SANDS!
The four teammates then slide into the ring before posing in all four corners to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: How about that for some team unity?
Grayson: Oh no! They all came out together and posed at the same time!
The bell sounds as Jaxie and Black start things off with a lock up. After jockeying for position, Black uses his strength advantage to move Jaxie into the corner. After pressing her against the corner, the ref gives both grapplers until the count of five to break the hold.
Ref: ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR...
Both grapplers appear to make the clean break. But Black quickly rakes Jaxie across the eyes to boos from the crowd. He then unleashes a series of knife-edge chops that echo throughout the arena. He then takes Jaxie and whips her into the opposite corner. Black runs across the ring. But he runs right into a boot to the face to cheers from the crowd. As Black stumbles back, Jaxie runs from out of the corner and goes for a clothesline. Black ducks and counters with a back body drop. But Jaxie slips down from behind and shoves Black into the ropes. When Black comes back, Jaxie kicks him in the midsection before delivering a single knee facebreaker to cheers from the crowd. While Black is dazed, Jaxie takes him down with a scissored DDT to cheers from the crowd. She makes the cover.
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Black kicks out.
Clement: Jaxie with the first near fall of the contest. I wonder if Mangold's challenge/warning is in the back of her mind?
Grayson: How could it not? Standing across the ring is a man that's looking to snap her in half. Like I said earlier, if she's smart, she'll run for the hills. And anytime that Mangold is the legal man, she better hope that she's outside on the apron.
Jaxie picks up Black, wrings his arm, drags him over towards her corner and tags in Sean Sands.
Clement: And here comes the former FGA Heavyweight Champion!
Grayson: Oh, you mean the fluke champion, right? Because when he finally got back in the ring with Chris Q, The Big Bad of FGA whipped that...
The corner cheers as Sands gets in the ring and hammers away with right hands to the face. He then takes Black and whips him into the ropes. When Black comes back, Sands goes for a clothesline. But Black ducks and runs into the ropes. But when Black comes back, Sands knocks him down with a clothesline to cheers from the crowd. Black gets up, but Sands knocks him back down with a dropkick. As Black gets up, Sands grabs him by the arm and whips him into the ropes. When Black comes back, Sands bends over to set up a back body drop. But Black counters with a knee lift to boos from the crowd. While Sands stumbles back, Black runs back into the ropes. But when Black comes back, Sands knocks him down with a bicycle kick to cheers from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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Black gets his shoulder up.
Clement: Black gets his shoulder up. But man, Sands really clocked him with that bicycle kick.
As Sands picks up Black, Black quickly shoves him away to create some distance between the two. He then storms over into the corner and tags in Thaddeus Grey to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: There you go, Josh. tag in the fresh man. Thaddeus will put a stop to this nonsense right now.
Clement: If I were Thaddeus, I'd be more worried about Camellia D. Magna at International Incident.
Grayson: He's not concerned about her. Him and Jimmy Page took care of both her and Willow Swaine at Battleground 1.2.
Grey slowly gets in the ring. After he and Sands circle the ring, they inch towards each other and go to lock up. But Grey delivers a kick to the midsection to boos from the crowd. He then takes Sands and whips him into the ropes. When Sands comes back, Grey knocks him down with a back elbow to boos from the crowd. He quickly drops down and chokes Sands with both hands. The ref gives him until the count of five to break the hold.
Ref: ONE.. TWO... THREE... FOUR...
Grey lets go. He picks up Sands and whips him into the ropes. Dan Herrera reaches over and makes the blind tag. When Sands comes back, he slides through Grey's legs. When Grey turns around, Sands gets back up to his feet and runs at him. Grey throws out a clothesline. But Sands ducks. When Grey turns around, Herrera tackles him down with a spear to cheers from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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Grey gets his shoulder up.
Clement: Grey didn't know what was coming as he got blindsided by that spear from Herrera!
Grayson: Danny Boy is lucky that Andreas didn't finish him off in the back.
Herrera picks up Grey, brings him into the corner and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. He then turns Grey around and unleashes a series of knife-edge chops. Herrera then takes Grey by the arm and goes for an irish whip. But Grey reverses, sending Herrera into the corner. Grey then runs across the ring. But Herrera catches him with an elbow to cheers from the crowd. He quickly hoists himself up onto the middle ropes, grabs Grey and plants him with a Tornado DDT to cheers from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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Grey gets his shoulder up.
Herrera picks up Grey and whips him into the ropes. When Grey comes back, Herrera bends over to set up a back body drop. But Grey blocks the move. He then goes to set up Herrera for a piledriver. But Herrera counters with the Wit's End to cheers from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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Grey gets his shoulder up.
Herrera picks up Grey, heads into the corner and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. He then tags in Jared James to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: And here comes the FGA original, Jared James!
Grayson: Oh yay! Please!
Jared steps in and delivers a series of knife-edge chops of his own. He then brings Grey from out of the corner and whips him into the ropes. But instead of bouncing off the ropes, Grey hangs onto them. So Jared runs across the ring to attack him. But Grey ducks and dumps Jared over the top rope and to the floor with a fireman's carry. The crowd boos as Grey quickly stumbles over and tags in Johnny Karma.
Grayson: Here comes the team captain to save the day!
Once Jared gets up and turns around on the outside, Karma runs along the apron, jumps off and knocks him down with a flying double ax handle smash. The crowd boos as Black, Grey and Alistair Mangold hop off the apron and put the boots to Jared. After Karma instructs them to roll him back into the ring, he rolls himself back in and makes the cover.
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Jared kicks out.
Clement: What the heck was that on the outside?
Grayson: A little something called "teamwork."
Karma picks up Jared and unleashes a blistering knife-edge chop. He then takes Jared and whips him into the ropes. When Jared comes back, Karma goes for a back elbow to the face. But Jared ducks and runs into the ropes. When Jared comes back, Karma throws out a clothesline. But again, Jared ducks and runs into the ropes. When Jared comes back, he brings Karma down with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takeover to cheers from the crowd. Karma gets up, but Jared knocks him down with a dropkick to cheers from the crowd. Karma gets back up, but Jared knocks him down with another dropkick. When Karma gets up, Jared goes for another dropkick. But Karma side steps as Jared connects nothing but air. As Jared tries to get up off the apron, Karma runs over and connects with a kick to the ribs to boos from the crowd. The crowd continues to boo as Karma puts the boots to Jared, stomping away at his ribs.
Grayson: Look at Karma, just stomping away at that gloryhound Jared James. He thinks he can just come back here and steal the spotlight? Well think again!
Clement: If anything, Jared doesn't want to steal the spotlight. If anyone wants to steal the spotlight, it's Johnny Karma. Here's a man that's shown a bit of an aggressive side recently with that Karmic Crab. He locked it on Herrera after he lost the match. Then he kept it locked on Ryan Kidd well after Kidd tapped out. I see someone's still sour over their Pride Championship loss.
Karma picks up Jared, brings him into the corner and slams his head onto the top turnbuckle. After turning Jared around, Karma unleashes a series of shoulder thrusts to the midsection. While Jared is doubled over, Karma tags in Mangold to boos from the crowd. Mangold sizes up Jared before unleashing a series of knee strikes to the midsection. He then delivers a series of shoulder thrusts of his own. After leaning Jared up again the corner, Mangold chokes Jared with both hands to boos from the crowd. The ref gives him until the count of five to break the hold.
Ref; ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR...
Mangold lets go... only to step back and choke Jared with his foot. The crowd boos as Jared can be heard groaning in pain.
Ref: ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR...
Mangold reluctantly breaks the hold. He then grabs Jared by the throat and launches him towards the center of the ring. Jared sits up and arches his back in pain. Mangold goes over and delivers a stiff kick to the back. He then reaches down, grabs Jared by the hair and brings him back up to his feet. A hard knee strike to the midsection doubles Jared over. Mangold then knocks him down to the canvas with a clubbing shot to the back of the neck. He then reaches down, grabs Jared, runs and throws him down onto the canvas. Jared slides across the ring, slides under the bottom rope and lands stomach-first onto the floor.
Grayson: Hey, how come no one told me there was a Slip-N-Slide in the ring?
The crowd boos as Jared curls up in pain. Karma, Black and Grey then hop to the floor and put the boots to Jared as the crowd boos. Karma picks up Jared, lifts up his arm and connects with a heart punch, knocking him back down to boos from the crowd. After Karma rolls Jared back into the ring, Mangold heads over and makes the cover.
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Jared gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Karma then goes over and kicks Jared's foot off the bottom rope. Mangold then remakes the cover.
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Jared gets his shoulder up.
Clement: Jared was able to get his shoulder up. But man is he taking a beating in there.
Grayson: I guess someone should have never come back. But then again, that's what happens when you're in the ring with Johnny Karma and Alistair Mangold. You get outclassed and you get dominated.
Mangold picks up Jared and whips him into the ropes. When Jared comes back, Mangold goes for a clothesline. But Jared ducks and runs into the ropes. When Jared comes back, he goes for a cross body block. But Mangold catches him in mid air to boos from the crowd. After walking Jared around the ring, Mangold heads over towards the corner with Herrera, Jaxie and Sands. After barking insults at all three of them, Mangold hurls Jared across the ring with a fallaway slam to boos from the crowd. He then gets up and jiggles his pecs before turning his attention back to Jared.
Grayson: I'm not sure what was more impressive: that fallaway slam or that pec jiggle.
Clement: Oh stop!
As Mangold slowly picks him up, Jared begins to fight back with elbows to the midsection. But Mangold stops the comeback by grabbing Jared by the waist and delivering an overhead gutwrench throw. The crowd boos as Mangold heads over and makes the cover.
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Jared gets his shoulder up.
Mangold picks up Jared, delivers a double leg pick up and them rams him back-first into the corner. He then tags Karma back in to boos from the crowd.
Once Karma gets in, he proceeds to stomp Jared down into the corner. After stepping back towards the center of the ring, he sizes up Jared before running back into the corner. Karma then springboards up, swings and connects with the Kodak Moment to boos from the crowd. He then drags Jared from out of the corner and makes the cover.
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Jared gets his shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: Jared has taken a lot of punishment in this match. But he has not given up.
Grayson: Well that's simply because he doesn't know any better.
As Karma picks up Jared, Jared begins to fight back with elbows to the midsection. The crowd cheers as Jared begins to connect with a series of right hands. While Karma is dazed, Jared runs into the ropes. When Jared comes back, Karma lifts him up, turns and throws him down with a spinebuster to boos from the crowd. He then rolls across Jared and hooks the leg.
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Jared gets his shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Karma picks up Jared and goes for Sugar Ray Karma. But before he can cap things off with the right hook, Jared ducks, jumps up from behind and delivers a reverse bulldog to cheers from the crowd. With both men down, the ref starts his count.
Ref: ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR...
Jared slowly turns over and begins to crawl over towards his corner. Meanwhile, Karma is still down on his back.
Ref: …................ FIVE …............................ SIX..............
Jared continues to crawl towards his corner while Karma slowly turns over...
Ref: ….......... SEVEN............. EIGHT.............. NINE.............
Karma reaches up and tags in Black to boos from the crowd. Meanwhile, Jared dives over and tags in Herrera to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: Black and Herrera are now racing to the center of the ring!
As both men run towards the center of the ring, Herrera knocks Black down with a running shoulder block. Black gets back up, but Herrera knocks him down with a clothesline. Black gets back up, but Herrera sends him back down with another clothesline. When Black gets up, Herrera lifts him up and delivers an inverted atomic drop to cheers from the crowd. He then hoists Black up onto his shoulders for the Walking Papers to cheers from the crowd. But the cheers turn to boos when Mangold darts across the ring and spears down Herrera.
Grayson: Spear! Spear! Mangold just speared Herrera right out of his boots!
Mangold stands over Herrera and poses to boos from the crowd. But when Mangold turns around, Sands runs across the ring and connects with the Sands Kick, knocking him down.
Clement: Hard flying kick to the face by Sands!
Grey then gets into the ring and attacks Sands from behind. He grabs Sands, hoists him up and drives him down with an implant DDT to boos from the crowd. But the boos turn to cheers as Jaxie runs across the ring and connects with a big boot to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: And now Jaxie with a big boot!
When Jaxie turns around, Karma connects with Check Your Chiclets, knocking her down to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: You want to talk about boots? Jaxie just got clocked with one hell of a boot by Karma.
But the boos turn to cheers as Jared grabs Karma from behind and tosses him over the top rope and to the floor. Back in the ring, Jared turns into a boot to the midsection by Black, followed by a t-bone suplex. Black then picks up Jared and lifts him up across his shoulder. He goes for a running powerslam. But Jared slips down from behind and shoves Black into the ropes. When Black comes back, Jared connects with a spinning roundhouse kick. Black turns and stumbles into Jaxie, who grabs him, runs up the turnbuckle, flips over and delivers the Secondhand Rapture to cheers from the crowd. Sands then springboards up onto the top turnbuckle, flips off and connects with the Sand Drop to cheers from the crowd. Herrera then goes over, picks up Black, lifts him up onto his shoulders and delivers the Walking Papers to cheers from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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"Dangerous Business Since 1979" plays to cheers from the crowd.
Cruz: Here are your winners, DAN HERRERA, JAXIE WYATT, SEAN SANDS AND JARED JAMES!
The ref raises Herrera's, Jaxie's, Sands' and Jared's arms to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: What a win by the team of Herrera, Wyatt, Sands and James!
Grayson: Yay, good for them. It took four of them to beat one guy. Wow, they must be so proud of themselves.
Clement: Yet you were cheering when Jared was getting triple teamed multiple times on the outside!
Grayson: ...
As Herrera, Sands and Wyatt head up the aisle, Jared stays in the ring and raises his arms to cheers from the crowd. But the cheers turn to boos as Karma spins him around and delivers a double leg takedown. He quickly transitions into the Karmic Crab to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Come on, Karma! You lost the match! There's no need for this!
The bell repeatedly rings as Karma keeps the hold applied. Jared can be heard groaning in pain as the ref tries to pull Karma off. But it's to no avail.
The crowd continues to boo. But the boos turn back to cheers as Herrera, Sands and Wyatt race back down to the ring. Upon seeing this, Karma quickly lets go and bails out of the ring. The crowd boos as Cherry raises Karma's arm in the air in "victory."
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