Coming up Karma
Apr 9, 2013 14:15:27 GMT -5
Post by Johnny Karma on Apr 9, 2013 14:15:27 GMT -5
[It's immediately after Johnny Karma's debut match at the NYC taping, and he and Cherry Baum are coming back through the curtain to the backstage area, where he notices a camera. He raises a hand and, with perfect poise, holds out his index finger and beckons the camera to come closer]
Karma: I guess congratulations are in order for Zero after all. Do you know why?
Cherry: Tell 'em, JK.
[Karma makes a show of running his index finger along his forehead, before flicking it towards the camera, leaving a few droplets visible on the camera]
Karma: Looks like he can tell his friends and family he made me work up a sweat.
[At this point, Cherry hands Johnny K a towel]
Karma: Why thank you, Miss Baum.
Cherry: No problem.
[Karma dabs his brow with the towel]
Karma: Now I have made my debut, and I have made a statement - next on the agenda to usher the Karmic era into Frontier Wrestling Arts will be to make some impact and, trust me when I say this, it will be coming.
[Karma folds the towel, handing it to Cherry]
Karma: A gift, Miss Baum.
[Cherry beams from ear to ear, being rewarded with a priceless piece of karma merchandise]
Cherry: I...I don't know what to say.
Karma: Hmm...how about the words on the lips of every single fan in attendance tonight when I reminded them what wrestling is - "Thank you Johnny Karma."
Cherry: Thank you, Johnny Karma.
Karma: I always aim to please my #1 fan.
As for the rest of you soon-to-be fans of mine, I will return at the next show - same Karmic time, same Karmic channel. However, I can't help you about the period of your in between where I am not making your lives that little bit better.
[Karma winks at the camera, before the pair walk away]
Karma: I guess congratulations are in order for Zero after all. Do you know why?
Cherry: Tell 'em, JK.
[Karma makes a show of running his index finger along his forehead, before flicking it towards the camera, leaving a few droplets visible on the camera]
Karma: Looks like he can tell his friends and family he made me work up a sweat.
[At this point, Cherry hands Johnny K a towel]
Karma: Why thank you, Miss Baum.
Cherry: No problem.
[Karma dabs his brow with the towel]
Karma: Now I have made my debut, and I have made a statement - next on the agenda to usher the Karmic era into Frontier Wrestling Arts will be to make some impact and, trust me when I say this, it will be coming.
[Karma folds the towel, handing it to Cherry]
Karma: A gift, Miss Baum.
[Cherry beams from ear to ear, being rewarded with a priceless piece of karma merchandise]
Cherry: I...I don't know what to say.
Karma: Hmm...how about the words on the lips of every single fan in attendance tonight when I reminded them what wrestling is - "Thank you Johnny Karma."
Cherry: Thank you, Johnny Karma.
Karma: I always aim to please my #1 fan.
As for the rest of you soon-to-be fans of mine, I will return at the next show - same Karmic time, same Karmic channel. However, I can't help you about the period of your in between where I am not making your lives that little bit better.
[Karma winks at the camera, before the pair walk away]
