Wayne's World [WW002]
Apr 4, 2013 13:10:33 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2013 13:10:33 GMT -5
Leaning against what presumably looks to be wall in his bedroom, Wayne’s face and upper half of his torso appears on screen as he clears his throat before taking a deep breath and speaking to his taped audience.
// Wayne Carruthers //
Welcome to the second episode of “Wayne’s World”. I am your host, I'm Wayne Carruthers… Uh, the last time you clicked on that little sideways triangle play button for my show, I had a co-host by my side… Well, I’ll get to that in a bit but let’s just get to the tweets and see if we got some questions first…
Wayne pauses himself as he looks to be going through his Twitter account and check on the tweets sent into him for the show.
// Wayne Carruthers //
Alright, so we got ourselves a couple of good ones, especially tweets that aren’t about wrestling. So, we’ll go with a first come-first serve process and that means our first tweet on this edition of “Wayne’s World” comes from CJ Osborne… For those of you who do not know him, CJ – he’s on Twitter by the way, so just follow him at “C-J underscore Osborne” – but yeah, he’s running the Unsanctioned pay-per-view event over in London this summer, so please, I highly suggest all of you to look that up… But yeah, CJ sent in several tweets including the best one in my opinion. He asks if I were a superhero what powers would I have…
Wayne quiets himself for a bit, a hand rubbing his chin as he thinks of a way to reply.
// Wayne Carruthers //
Damn that’s a pretty good one CJ. Well, removing myself from all that fanboy bullshit, I’d honestly love my powers to be a mix between the Human Torch and Wolverine… So I’d be turning out to be like a rabid pyromaniac or something But yeah, thanks CJ, that was an awesome question. And, uh, let’s see our next tweet…
After a few moments of perusing his monitor and mumbling inaudible words to his own self, Carruthers continues speaking.
// Wayne Carruthers //
Alright, so I mentioned Unsanctioned a minute ago. For those of you who are living underneath your computer desks and have no idea what that is, it’s a huge two-day pay-per-view event with a bunch of UWL people like myself and non-UWL people on both cards. The shows will be in June on the fifteen and the sixteenth so order it, book a flight and see the show at the O2 Arena, or stream it illegally – I don’t care so long as you find a way to see it. I myself will be wrestling on the first day against Freya Kane. And speaking of Freya, she sent me this funny one liner asking “How will it feel when I kick your fat ass all over London on June fifteenth”…
Chuckling after reading the message, Wayne begins to laugh uncontrollably until finally composing himself and continuing to tape his show.
// Wayne Carruthers //
So we’re like, what, a little over two months away from the match? And she wants to start bickering now? Right now? She wants to talk about how she thinks she’ll beat me while I’ll be telling everyone else on how I know I’ll be beating her. Interesting… But Freya baby, don’t you even worry though. When the times time comes I’ll have some special words of my own, oh so special and meaningful words to say to that beautiful face of yours… But until then, ask Cameron if he’s alright with diving into big dark caves… Anyways, I see there are some more non-wrestling questions…
Carruthers coughs into his hand before wiping away any phlegm or saliva onto his shirt, continuing to peruse through the tweets sent into him for his show.
// Wayne Carruthers //
Sweet, we got some good ones here… First off, Blake – y’all can follow him at “Hey Blake Jones” without any spaces in between the names – asks me what my favorite food is… Truth be told, it all depends on whatever sounds good at that moment. Sometimes I like to eat steak with shrimp and spaghetti on the side, other times I like to eat fried chicken and wings. I also like ribs, Chinese food, Mexican food, and Italian food… But yeah, thanks Blake, now I’m hungry! Still a good question though… And now we got a tweet from Dom. Huh…
The show goes into silence yet again but with Wayne offering a concerning and serious expression upon his face. Before continuing to speak, Carruthers clears his throat and brushes his nose.
// Wayne Carruthers //
So Dom asks the million dollar question… See, a couple of days ago, I went off on a little tirade and unfortunately the target was at Fable. Of course, many of you know Fable as my roommate or, well, probably now my ex-roommate… But yeah, I went off on her, which I shouldn’t have done. I called her some in appropriate names – some directly while others were indirect – but nonetheless I didn’t mean to hurt her feelings. So, that’s why I just wanna take time to apologize and say to Fabs that I’m sorry for pretty much embarrassing her online because let’s face it, she’s really isn’t a “skimpy ho”. I mean, she shouldn’t be bending over forward in front of guys with her tank tops but I’m just saying… Anyways, off topic!
Carruthers quickly shakes his head and attempts to refocus himself ont topic.
// Wayne Carruthers //
But yeah, I left Fable a message saying she should tune into this episode so Fabs if you’re watching, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings because that wasn’t my intention, no less trying to blow everything up on your face… So yeah, that’s how we’re gonna end our show. Uh, sorry you can’t like me on Facebook or subscribe to me on a YouTube channel but all of you can definitely follow me on Twitter! My handle is at “Wayne Carruthers” without any spaces in between and I also have my own website on Wordpress so go check all of that out! Until then, I’ll see all of you, uh, well, whenever I guess? Later…
Wayne waves to the camera as he sheds a little smile before the show ends with a fading into a black screen.
// Wayne Carruthers //
Welcome to the second episode of “Wayne’s World”. I am your host, I'm Wayne Carruthers… Uh, the last time you clicked on that little sideways triangle play button for my show, I had a co-host by my side… Well, I’ll get to that in a bit but let’s just get to the tweets and see if we got some questions first…
Wayne pauses himself as he looks to be going through his Twitter account and check on the tweets sent into him for the show.
// Wayne Carruthers //
Alright, so we got ourselves a couple of good ones, especially tweets that aren’t about wrestling. So, we’ll go with a first come-first serve process and that means our first tweet on this edition of “Wayne’s World” comes from CJ Osborne… For those of you who do not know him, CJ – he’s on Twitter by the way, so just follow him at “C-J underscore Osborne” – but yeah, he’s running the Unsanctioned pay-per-view event over in London this summer, so please, I highly suggest all of you to look that up… But yeah, CJ sent in several tweets including the best one in my opinion. He asks if I were a superhero what powers would I have…
Wayne quiets himself for a bit, a hand rubbing his chin as he thinks of a way to reply.
// Wayne Carruthers //
Damn that’s a pretty good one CJ. Well, removing myself from all that fanboy bullshit, I’d honestly love my powers to be a mix between the Human Torch and Wolverine… So I’d be turning out to be like a rabid pyromaniac or something But yeah, thanks CJ, that was an awesome question. And, uh, let’s see our next tweet…
After a few moments of perusing his monitor and mumbling inaudible words to his own self, Carruthers continues speaking.
// Wayne Carruthers //
Alright, so I mentioned Unsanctioned a minute ago. For those of you who are living underneath your computer desks and have no idea what that is, it’s a huge two-day pay-per-view event with a bunch of UWL people like myself and non-UWL people on both cards. The shows will be in June on the fifteen and the sixteenth so order it, book a flight and see the show at the O2 Arena, or stream it illegally – I don’t care so long as you find a way to see it. I myself will be wrestling on the first day against Freya Kane. And speaking of Freya, she sent me this funny one liner asking “How will it feel when I kick your fat ass all over London on June fifteenth”…
Chuckling after reading the message, Wayne begins to laugh uncontrollably until finally composing himself and continuing to tape his show.
// Wayne Carruthers //
So we’re like, what, a little over two months away from the match? And she wants to start bickering now? Right now? She wants to talk about how she thinks she’ll beat me while I’ll be telling everyone else on how I know I’ll be beating her. Interesting… But Freya baby, don’t you even worry though. When the times time comes I’ll have some special words of my own, oh so special and meaningful words to say to that beautiful face of yours… But until then, ask Cameron if he’s alright with diving into big dark caves… Anyways, I see there are some more non-wrestling questions…
Carruthers coughs into his hand before wiping away any phlegm or saliva onto his shirt, continuing to peruse through the tweets sent into him for his show.
// Wayne Carruthers //
Sweet, we got some good ones here… First off, Blake – y’all can follow him at “Hey Blake Jones” without any spaces in between the names – asks me what my favorite food is… Truth be told, it all depends on whatever sounds good at that moment. Sometimes I like to eat steak with shrimp and spaghetti on the side, other times I like to eat fried chicken and wings. I also like ribs, Chinese food, Mexican food, and Italian food… But yeah, thanks Blake, now I’m hungry! Still a good question though… And now we got a tweet from Dom. Huh…
The show goes into silence yet again but with Wayne offering a concerning and serious expression upon his face. Before continuing to speak, Carruthers clears his throat and brushes his nose.
// Wayne Carruthers //
So Dom asks the million dollar question… See, a couple of days ago, I went off on a little tirade and unfortunately the target was at Fable. Of course, many of you know Fable as my roommate or, well, probably now my ex-roommate… But yeah, I went off on her, which I shouldn’t have done. I called her some in appropriate names – some directly while others were indirect – but nonetheless I didn’t mean to hurt her feelings. So, that’s why I just wanna take time to apologize and say to Fabs that I’m sorry for pretty much embarrassing her online because let’s face it, she’s really isn’t a “skimpy ho”. I mean, she shouldn’t be bending over forward in front of guys with her tank tops but I’m just saying… Anyways, off topic!
Carruthers quickly shakes his head and attempts to refocus himself ont topic.
// Wayne Carruthers //
But yeah, I left Fable a message saying she should tune into this episode so Fabs if you’re watching, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings because that wasn’t my intention, no less trying to blow everything up on your face… So yeah, that’s how we’re gonna end our show. Uh, sorry you can’t like me on Facebook or subscribe to me on a YouTube channel but all of you can definitely follow me on Twitter! My handle is at “Wayne Carruthers” without any spaces in between and I also have my own website on Wordpress so go check all of that out! Until then, I’ll see all of you, uh, well, whenever I guess? Later…
Wayne waves to the camera as he sheds a little smile before the show ends with a fading into a black screen.