The Past, The Present, The Future
Mar 14, 2013 8:36:38 GMT -5
Post by Johnny Karma on Mar 14, 2013 8:36:38 GMT -5
[We're in a small production office where, standing before a plan gray drape is the rainbow of magnificence that is Johnny Karma, looking sharp in his dark sunglasses and his track jacket, and beside him with her scarlet hair tied into pigtails is his #1 fan, Cherry Baum, introducing her Man with her Coney Island drawl]
Cherry: On behalf of Frontier Grappling Arts, I would like to introduce you to the newest member of your soon-to-be irrelevant roster of so-called superstars. I give you, for your viewing pleasure, the man that is Johnny Karma!
[Cherry applauds as she takle a step back, allowing her Man to step forwards into the limelight, as a self-satisfied smile crosses his face]
Johnny K: Ladies and...ladies.
[Karma removes his sunglasses, and stares deep into the camrea]
Johnny K: Consider yourselves to be lucky, lucky people. Not only have FGA hired the hottest free agent on the Eastern seaboard whilst so many others twiddled their thumbs, they have also secured the services of the coolest free agent in the whole of wrestling.
From now on, no longer will copying what some Japanese guy did in a match that smelled like raw fish be enough, and nor will flipping around the ring 'cause some Mexican guy did it in a vain attempt to escape the burrito stench of the arena, from now on you will be guaranteed to see some actual wrestling on FGA shows. And I couldn't be more thrilled to be the man who will demonstrate just how to do what needs to be done.
With that in mind...Miss Baum?
[At his command, Cherry steps forward and stands by his side]
Cherry: And all you bitches in the crowd can be jealous, because I get the best view in the house!
[Karma puts his dark glasses back on, using it as an opportunity to run his hand through his hair]
Johnny K: Soon, you will be able to say you where there when Johnny Karma rocked the world to its core. Just remember those four important words you all need to say when I make this company a proper wrestling company, and do it with style: "Thank you Johnny Karma."
[Karma winks behind his sunglasses and points at the camera and Cherry gives a sarcastic wave goodbye as the camera shuts down]
Cherry: On behalf of Frontier Grappling Arts, I would like to introduce you to the newest member of your soon-to-be irrelevant roster of so-called superstars. I give you, for your viewing pleasure, the man that is Johnny Karma!
[Cherry applauds as she takle a step back, allowing her Man to step forwards into the limelight, as a self-satisfied smile crosses his face]
Johnny K: Ladies and...ladies.
[Karma removes his sunglasses, and stares deep into the camrea]
Johnny K: Consider yourselves to be lucky, lucky people. Not only have FGA hired the hottest free agent on the Eastern seaboard whilst so many others twiddled their thumbs, they have also secured the services of the coolest free agent in the whole of wrestling.
From now on, no longer will copying what some Japanese guy did in a match that smelled like raw fish be enough, and nor will flipping around the ring 'cause some Mexican guy did it in a vain attempt to escape the burrito stench of the arena, from now on you will be guaranteed to see some actual wrestling on FGA shows. And I couldn't be more thrilled to be the man who will demonstrate just how to do what needs to be done.
With that in mind...Miss Baum?
[At his command, Cherry steps forward and stands by his side]
Cherry: And all you bitches in the crowd can be jealous, because I get the best view in the house!
[Karma puts his dark glasses back on, using it as an opportunity to run his hand through his hair]
Johnny K: Soon, you will be able to say you where there when Johnny Karma rocked the world to its core. Just remember those four important words you all need to say when I make this company a proper wrestling company, and do it with style: "Thank you Johnny Karma."
[Karma winks behind his sunglasses and points at the camera and Cherry gives a sarcastic wave goodbye as the camera shuts down]
