State of Verdemous Address Pt. 2 of 2

[pimp]

♬♬ Standing in the shade

Hide the blade, pockets full of jade

Kneel and pray, team full of saints, I can play your games

Flowers gave me birth

Watch me fly away from Earth ♬♬

— Bladee’s “Dragonfly” softly plays throughout the realm of Verdemous —
— Dooder3G is in the middle of his state address in front of the Gang Green Army as Chancellor —
— extra security precautions were taken to prevent another ambush invasion —

“…when you think about it, my chances are better than most headin’ to the Red Carpet Rumble. I gotta fight 19 doods. I beat 3 of those doods already. Peaches, Jenny and Lyndon wasn’t shit but A-Tier martians. It was 3GW testin’ me seein' if I had what it took to hang. But we squash them A-Tiers around here like ants every day amirite?. Gotta wipe em off our moon boots before we visit the fine ass Venus hos so they don't think we ain’t got no manners.”

— soldiers in the crowd start to slap fives screaming “YAY-YEAH DOOD!” —

“Plenty of A-Tier aliens in the ring. Ya’ll shouldn’t even kid yourselves. Ya’ll should know y'all ain’t nothing but bodies out in that battle zone. The frontlines. I look at bitches like Susan Kent, Maritza Diaz, Kaisers number six, Echo, Jaelynn and I ain’t worried. They just happy to be there. Rab McKinley, Keegan Hightower, Shintaro. These dudes just desperate for a chance to get noticed and breakout. Problem is when it’s game time when it’s put up or shut up, they don’t do shit to make the people dance. Ol’ Sir Nose D’Voidofffunk asses ain’t got no groove. Ya’ll just in the match to make it seem more like a challenge when they just takin’ up space. 3GW the closest any of ya’ll will ever come to the limelight. But that’s where I shine. Y’all cancel each other out as far as threats in the battle zone and Imma try knockin’ ya’ll off last and go for the major targets off rip.”

— halts his speech before pulling out a large green conch shell and inhaling out of it —
— blows out a bright pink smoke before a giant silhouette-hand snatches the conch away —

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“No vaping in the gym, Dooder.” Nick Dannon grabs the green vape pen out of Dooder’s hand.

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— waves the lingering pink smoke out of the air and leans on podium —

“Back to yo regularly scheduled Doodgrammin’.” He gave the crowd a smile before quickly putting his game face back on. “The major targets ain’t even so bad when you stack ‘em up to The Dood. Got my eye on golden girl who ain’t dirty dirty enough to get down with the superior Dood. She too neat and pretty for the filth ya gotta withstand to control a population of alien species. Got my eye on The BullDover. Got my eye on the most successful fighter impersonator I done ever seen in Becker Gaines. He sneaky and he can’t fight but he can weasel. The Dooder can de-morph into an even dirty rodent. Imma always be 3 steps ahead of suckas like ya’ll. I never been a false prophet. Cyncity’s no God. No ever gonna take you serious. We know ya only in 3GW cuz you don’t wanna challenge ya BFF in FGA. Cuz ya know ya couldn’t win. She thinkin' steppin’ into Greenland a walk to the park. Storm Trooper Dooder ready to knock her ego down some peggos. Terrific’s from humble beginnings. He take pride in that, but he gotta remember where he came from, he’ll only ever be the Dood under the DOOD. Imma be the most focused cuz the Paramount source is all I want. All I need. Ya’ll want each other, got tension building and shit like that brewing. Dooder3G is the neutral nucleus. Im throwin’ fuel on the fire of martians who choose to self-destruct. Dooder. Gang Green General. Mr. 3GW. Whatever ya call me, can’t be compared to none other.”

— Dooder finger-guns —


“I’m the Starchild that’s extractin' every unworthy, weak otherworldly being from the core of the Earth’s atmosphere. Ya’ll been forewarned but it won’t hitcha until you’ve been bounced out on ya ass by a real neon ninja. I’m not worried ‘bout a mystery dood either cuz broham, you just that: anotha dood who’s head Imma bring back here to the beautiful Verdemous. Along witta pile full of the hopes, stories, sweat and maybe blood of 18 fools who dared to get in between me and Paramount Extraterrestrial Domination.”

♬♬ Fly, fly into the sky

You're forsaken in my eye

And forever until I die

Watch me walk inside the light

It turned darker than the night

You've been hid inside my life

And I never asked you why

I shine like a dragonfly ♬♬