Biweekly Macy Moment 1x04
Nov 1, 2016 7:00:26 GMT -5
Post by Dan Herrera on Nov 1, 2016 7:00:26 GMT -5
Macy Dover: This is your damn job man. Every week you come in here slower than the last time. What the hell? You’re older, I can tell. So the carpal tunnel really getting that damn bad?
Macy Dover: Well Well. After last challenge, it’s going to be a long time before Peaches O’Hallihan makes any stupid win/loss jokes around here. Not only did I take care of Prince Macrear, I also made sure to take care of Gage Kaiser in our first of three series in SSWA. So things are right back where they should have been the moment I stepped back into the ring. Me standing over my opponents in victory.
Macy Dover: But rather than book me against another of the former LDFC’s favorites. Instead of booking me against one of the bright and upcoming 3GW stars. They booked me against Peaches. The woman who couldn’t even beat Prince Macrear while covered in a large film of her own dirt and stench will now be standing across the ring from me this week. Me, the one that last week didn’t need a gimmick to get the job done. I just went to that ring and did it.
Macy Dover: But rather than just put her in the ring with me so I could beat her decidedly. Now we get the questions marks of Susan Kent and Jae Ramsey thrown into the mix. Peaches has gotta have some kind of mind powers, cause even she knows that this is the best chance she has of throwing some kind of doubt into the mind that I will stomp a hole into her the size of Hollywood Boulevard.
Macy Dover: At least I was given the decency of teaming with the only other Californian in the company. Well, at one point we were. It’ll be nice to show the world exactly why 3GW is in LA. West Coast is best coast. And it’ll be nice to have her as my partner to prove my point. Even if she is from NorCal. There may also have been a bit of a misfire in Peaches poorly hatched brain game with Jordan Cain because she could have picked a better tag team partner for herself than Susan Kent.
Macy Dover: You may be just happy to be here Susan. But that attitude will be checked real fast at Challenge 4. Because I plan to leave you with no reason to be happy that you’re here. No, you’ll be questioning why you ever bothered. That’s the mindset I’m bringing to this match. Me and Jae will be taking the fight right at you two. And whether or not Ramsay is up to the task, I am. I plan to make sure the only way anyone remembers the name Peaches in 3GW is if they smell something funny as they pass the public restroom they’ll wonder if Peaches happens to be in there. Because you’ll only ever be a trivia question on 3GW’s history. Who didn’t bath for a week to try to win a match in 3GW’s first month? Other than that, no one will remember you when I’m done with you. And on a sadder note, making Susan Kent disappear will be easier than Peaches. But hey, we didn’t get to choose our team mates did we. Just be happy Peaches that they picked one sadder than you for your team so that you may not look like the weakest link on the team. Either way, for you two it’ll be an exercise in futility. Me and Jaelynn are walking out the winners. Start planning your excuses now, because that’s the only sure thing for you going into this match…
// The camera man’s got his camera all set up in Macy Dover’s living room again, just as with two weeks before. Macy stands in front of her big screen TV with a picture of the form of California State portrayed as a lion rearing up hanging above her TV. She begins to film her bi-weekly promo video. \\
Macy Dover: Well Well. After last challenge, it’s going to be a long time before Peaches O’Hallihan makes any stupid win/loss jokes around here. Not only did I take care of Prince Macrear, I also made sure to take care of Gage Kaiser in our first of three series in SSWA. So things are right back where they should have been the moment I stepped back into the ring. Me standing over my opponents in victory.
// Macy crosses her arms mocking as if she’s standing over an opponent as she’s just been triumphant and able to pin them to the mat. She smiles before unwrapping her arms and beginning to use them as she talks to the camera again. \\
Macy Dover: But rather than book me against another of the former LDFC’s favorites. Instead of booking me against one of the bright and upcoming 3GW stars. They booked me against Peaches. The woman who couldn’t even beat Prince Macrear while covered in a large film of her own dirt and stench will now be standing across the ring from me this week. Me, the one that last week didn’t need a gimmick to get the job done. I just went to that ring and did it.
// Macy shakes her head for a second putting her head in her hands. \\
Macy Dover: But rather than just put her in the ring with me so I could beat her decidedly. Now we get the questions marks of Susan Kent and Jae Ramsey thrown into the mix. Peaches has gotta have some kind of mind powers, cause even she knows that this is the best chance she has of throwing some kind of doubt into the mind that I will stomp a hole into her the size of Hollywood Boulevard.
// Macy turns and points to her “California Lion” poster above her TV before continuing. \\
Macy Dover: At least I was given the decency of teaming with the only other Californian in the company. Well, at one point we were. It’ll be nice to show the world exactly why 3GW is in LA. West Coast is best coast. And it’ll be nice to have her as my partner to prove my point. Even if she is from NorCal. There may also have been a bit of a misfire in Peaches poorly hatched brain game with Jordan Cain because she could have picked a better tag team partner for herself than Susan Kent.
// Macy pretends to be holding a baby and rocking it to sleep for a few seconds. She thens snaps back to it and begins talking to the camera again. \\
Macy Dover: You may be just happy to be here Susan. But that attitude will be checked real fast at Challenge 4. Because I plan to leave you with no reason to be happy that you’re here. No, you’ll be questioning why you ever bothered. That’s the mindset I’m bringing to this match. Me and Jae will be taking the fight right at you two. And whether or not Ramsay is up to the task, I am. I plan to make sure the only way anyone remembers the name Peaches in 3GW is if they smell something funny as they pass the public restroom they’ll wonder if Peaches happens to be in there. Because you’ll only ever be a trivia question on 3GW’s history. Who didn’t bath for a week to try to win a match in 3GW’s first month? Other than that, no one will remember you when I’m done with you. And on a sadder note, making Susan Kent disappear will be easier than Peaches. But hey, we didn’t get to choose our team mates did we. Just be happy Peaches that they picked one sadder than you for your team so that you may not look like the weakest link on the team. Either way, for you two it’ll be an exercise in futility. Me and Jaelynn are walking out the winners. Start planning your excuses now, because that’s the only sure thing for you going into this match…
// Macy slices her hand over her throat as the scene faded to black. \\