¿Como se dice? Just a bit outside
Oct 18, 2016 18:59:58 GMT -5
Post by El Grandé Malo on Oct 18, 2016 18:59:58 GMT -5
The feed opens, unfortunately for the viewer the shot isn’t Malo’s smiling face, as per usual, but, instead, at his Toy Story inspired Vans.
“Amigos,” he says, the picture still focusing on his, now tapping, feet, “has you ever seen in all of your lives, a cooler looking pairs of the shoes?”
Malo flips the feed around to the front facing camera and, finally, his smiling face makes all seem right in the world.
“So, here we are,” he muses, a hint of a smile teasing at the corners of his mouth, “diez or so days removed from the last time Malo is appearing here on the West Coast. Now last time,” he continues with a small shrug, “I is appearing on your device screens for Tres-GW,” he drags out the long ‘g’ sound, “I is facing Señor Becky, this match – it is not going the way that Malo, he is hoping.” There’s a heaviness in his voice; the displeasure with the match outcome made apparent to the viewers.
“Optimistic Malo might see this match as not a loss, but realistic Malo also sees that it was not a win; you is never knowing when a draw may come back to bite you in the culo. I can tell you one things though,” he says with a small cock of his head, “it is certainly not touching mi culo this week when I is facing off against una mitad of the duo La Gold Star Conexión; Señoritta Layla Star.
Amiga,” he winks into the camera, “on most occasions,” he says with a curt nod, “Malo, he would be welcoming you and singing your praises. You see, when it comes to peoples who is happy, like,” he shakes his head from side to side, calculating the numbers, “probably, noventa y ocho percentages of the time; Malo,” he says, nodding as he puffs out his chest proudly, “he is at the top of this list. I is the very contento chico.
Insults, they is rolling off Malo like agua of the back of the ducks,” he says with a shrug, reaching up and dusting off his left shoulder. “This week though,” the smile fades, instead replaced with a look of annoyance, “this week you get the other Malo – the dos percentages, Malo.
This Malo, he is just beginning his journey here. Before this, I is never making it all the way to the land of moving stars and the famous peoples. The most famous person Malo is bumping into before this was Señor Robérto Ross during one of mi times working in Mexico. He was picking up some of his “happy little trees” and was nice enough to paint a very bueno picture for Malo that is still hanging in his apartment in New Jersey.
But you see,” he continues, “this journey to Los Angels has already been marred by the things Malo, he is hearing said by other peoples within the company.
No matter how much distance it would seem that Malo is putting between himself and his time in the Lion Dens, peoples is still bound and determined to see him as ‘less than’.
Peoples,” though from the way that he spits word from his mouth, one has a feeling that he had another in mind, “they is already counting Malo out – writing him and his amigo, Pedro, off as just another pair of the jokers. What ‘peoples’,” the addition of the air quotes only adds to the venom of the word, “is failing to realize is that while they was using the LDFC as the training grounds, Malo, he is using it as the stepping stone. He is using the losses he is collecting there to propel him forward in other places.
Malo was a champion during his time with the Lion Dens; is this something that they is promoting? I is the longest ever, and the only dos-time, champion for a company that the lawyer peoples here will not let me mention for some silly reason.
All this time spent as a champion, and Malo is not receiving any recognition of it from peoples here ‘at home’. So, Malo supposes that he should not be surprised to continue to see the ‘Malo sucks’ tweets from time to times.
This,” he says through gritted teeth, “this is where you come in señoritta. You has the unenviable task of taking on a Malo that is not looking for just a victory – but a Malo looking to send a message. I would apologize,” he smirks, “but frankly, I is not worried about offending you.
Rest assured, your Gold Star Connexión will be seeing more of the Bueno Club in the future; but for now, let Malo be the one who welcomes you with a face full of tristeza!
¡Olé, niñita, olé!”
“Amigos,” he says, the picture still focusing on his, now tapping, feet, “has you ever seen in all of your lives, a cooler looking pairs of the shoes?”
Malo flips the feed around to the front facing camera and, finally, his smiling face makes all seem right in the world.
“So, here we are,” he muses, a hint of a smile teasing at the corners of his mouth, “diez or so days removed from the last time Malo is appearing here on the West Coast. Now last time,” he continues with a small shrug, “I is appearing on your device screens for Tres-GW,” he drags out the long ‘g’ sound, “I is facing Señor Becky, this match – it is not going the way that Malo, he is hoping.” There’s a heaviness in his voice; the displeasure with the match outcome made apparent to the viewers.
“Optimistic Malo might see this match as not a loss, but realistic Malo also sees that it was not a win; you is never knowing when a draw may come back to bite you in the culo. I can tell you one things though,” he says with a small cock of his head, “it is certainly not touching mi culo this week when I is facing off against una mitad of the duo La Gold Star Conexión; Señoritta Layla Star.
Amiga,” he winks into the camera, “on most occasions,” he says with a curt nod, “Malo, he would be welcoming you and singing your praises. You see, when it comes to peoples who is happy, like,” he shakes his head from side to side, calculating the numbers, “probably, noventa y ocho percentages of the time; Malo,” he says, nodding as he puffs out his chest proudly, “he is at the top of this list. I is the very contento chico.
Insults, they is rolling off Malo like agua of the back of the ducks,” he says with a shrug, reaching up and dusting off his left shoulder. “This week though,” the smile fades, instead replaced with a look of annoyance, “this week you get the other Malo – the dos percentages, Malo.
This Malo, he is just beginning his journey here. Before this, I is never making it all the way to the land of moving stars and the famous peoples. The most famous person Malo is bumping into before this was Señor Robérto Ross during one of mi times working in Mexico. He was picking up some of his “happy little trees” and was nice enough to paint a very bueno picture for Malo that is still hanging in his apartment in New Jersey.
But you see,” he continues, “this journey to Los Angels has already been marred by the things Malo, he is hearing said by other peoples within the company.
No matter how much distance it would seem that Malo is putting between himself and his time in the Lion Dens, peoples is still bound and determined to see him as ‘less than’.
Peoples,” though from the way that he spits word from his mouth, one has a feeling that he had another in mind, “they is already counting Malo out – writing him and his amigo, Pedro, off as just another pair of the jokers. What ‘peoples’,” the addition of the air quotes only adds to the venom of the word, “is failing to realize is that while they was using the LDFC as the training grounds, Malo, he is using it as the stepping stone. He is using the losses he is collecting there to propel him forward in other places.
Malo was a champion during his time with the Lion Dens; is this something that they is promoting? I is the longest ever, and the only dos-time, champion for a company that the lawyer peoples here will not let me mention for some silly reason.
All this time spent as a champion, and Malo is not receiving any recognition of it from peoples here ‘at home’. So, Malo supposes that he should not be surprised to continue to see the ‘Malo sucks’ tweets from time to times.
This,” he says through gritted teeth, “this is where you come in señoritta. You has the unenviable task of taking on a Malo that is not looking for just a victory – but a Malo looking to send a message. I would apologize,” he smirks, “but frankly, I is not worried about offending you.
Rest assured, your Gold Star Connexión will be seeing more of the Bueno Club in the future; but for now, let Malo be the one who welcomes you with a face full of tristeza!
¡Olé, niñita, olé!”
