Lukas Gold #2 (vs. Pedro Gonzales)

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“Lets do this!” Lukas exclaims, punching the air in excitement. He’s standing in front of a magnolia coloured wall, wearing a floral print vest top. “No, wait one second. Pedro, Malo, amigos,” Lukas offers in his most sincere voice, “I know you’ve been hearing some stuff that me and my girlfriend are supposed to’ve said about you.”

“I ain’t ever asked The Crimson Baroness for nothin’ besides an autograph once,” Lukas shrugs, “and even then she said no. So, you know, she ain’t my first choice for getting my message out there. And I know my Internet activity was ‘questioned’”, he makes the airquotes with his fingers before shaking his head, “yeah, questioned by Maritza a coupla weeks ago, but first off, I ain’t jacking off to picture of her. Second, we do feel bad she got concussed! Seriously, we never wanted nothing like that to happen. But thirdly, if I wanted to get a message out to the 3GW roster I’d either use the Twitter intern…” he shrugs his shoulders.

“Or make a video like I’m doing now.”

“You know, normal routes.” Lukas shrugs again with a wry smirk on his face. “It’s fine, though. Long as you don’t believe nothing that came outta her whore mouth.”

“‘Cause if I wanted to tell Pedro that I’m excited for this match, I’d say that to him. If I wanted to tell him that I know what Jordan Cain is doing, pitting me and him against each other. Making Layla kick some Big Bad Ass on the same tonight,” he taps his temple twice, “not just a pretty face, you know. Two weeks ago they wanted to make sure me and Layla weren’t all hype; Cain wanted to see what the best tag team in West Virginia could do. What young love could accomplish--” Lukas makes the heart gesture over his chest as he grins the cheesiest grin ever grinned, “--and to see that kinda synergy in action!”

“And we delivered!” he punches the air again!

“So now Cain’s in his office looking at those tag titles, and he wants to know if the best team in West Virginia deserves those belts,” Lukas pauses, smirking at the camera, “or the third best team in the ol’ LDFC!?”

“Or is that one of them outdated things you was talking about, amigo? We’re gonna pretend you didn’t play second fiddle to Brute Camp or Baroness and Keegan? But you’re not gonna have to worry ‘bout that for a coupla more weeks yet. We’re not tagging, you ain’t gotta work out the rust y’all have built up from not teaming together, you ain’t gotta deal with the synchronicity that me an’ got going together!”

“One on one, mano a mano,” Lukas beats his chest with one fist, “that’s how we’re doing this first step. And that’s your domain, amigo. But I’m gonna adapt as best I can, ‘cause I ain’t wrestled solo in a while. And you’re curious to see what I can do when I ain’t got my girlfriend to bail me out, I know you are, Pedro. Am I tougher than Jaelynn? Will I leave you bloodied and beaten like that Ethan guy? Who knows?!”

“Except yeah and no,” Lukas laughs, “you’ll leave the ring in one piece. I ain’t here to break you or nothing - not my style. But I’ve fought your type before, we’ve probably even styled ourselves after the same guys. ‘Cause when I was growing this neighbour kid used to get tapes of Mexican wrestling. And me and him we used to watch ‘em together.”

“It’s how I learned to fly … that and the Foo Fighters,” Lukas winks at the camera, “it’s how we’re gonna entertain these fans on Thursday night. It’s how you’re gonna get wrecked on Thursday, amigo, ‘cause I’ve got one win under my belt here in 3GW, an’ I want more. So you wanna think you’re ‘glorious’,” Lukas shakes his head, “nah, I’m the ‘Glorious’ one here, man. Don’t rip on the name! An’ you wanna think you ain’t stopping ‘til you’re victorious - hey Ethan may agree with that one!”

“But think fast, amigo, ‘cause I’m coming at you with everything I have in a coupla days. When The Gold Star Connection walk outta Thursday Night Challenge with two victories to our name. As me and Layla establish ourselves as contenders for those tag straps. An’ when we do, it’s gonna be glorious! An’ this Thursday we continue our journey, so get outta our way or y’all are gonna get hurt!” He says with a thumbs up gesture before the scene ends.